bladder failed while watching sims 4 porn again.The pen I using to massage has piss on it now. laying in a stained bed still no laundry done. cant stop showing up to work pissy. the government needs to get my disability.
>>84744870Dude, take a piss before playing around with your junk like that, you can pee if you stimulate the tip too much, it's the male version of squirting
>>84745047I like holding it in while playing with my billy. doing it too much piss comes out without warning now. oh well. it's all over my mattress. mommy says my room smells pissy cause I leave my drawls out
>>84744870Bitches say autists can't work but I've been compelled to stacking and sorting objects since I was in preschool, I'm a jobless neet with nothing to do, I cut down a dead tree in my parents yard with no power tools and turned it into a neatly towering stack of firewood and I also restored our axes and wedges that were just sitting around in the process. Had to buy a $5 file. But yeah it's just because I'm a white khhv incel manlet. I can obviously work, I just can't be hired because I'm not a woman or a minority.
>>84745446Autists can be good diligent workers but fail at all the social bs required for every job now
>>84745446Young white males are specifically discriminated against in hiring for all roles.
>>84744870pee boy
>>84745492Except for the military, of course, but if I join then that will be the impetus in the universe for them to declare war on someplace retarded like Croatia or Argentina and then they're going to send thousands to their deaths because of me, including myself I've transcribed entire books by hand I cook for my family They don't buy bread anymore because I bake it for them, with no preservatives except a small amount of vinegar They don't buy ice cream anymore because I make it for them, with a 3:1 ratio of erythritol to sugar to lower the calories I don't even just label things with masking tape and sharpie, I make printouts of the nutrition facts tables based on the ingredients I've used and re-use those I was a personal trainer for my mother and got her down to the arbitrary weight that was required of her to get a better health insurance dealEven on 4chan I'm fucking wasting my effortposts but I would never EVER be hired to write anything, so I will just bitch about it till the end of time I suppose. I need to become picrel and subsist or just go to another country and live in a cave. That might be genuinely my only option. I will literally never get a date even as a young adult at this rate.
>>84745091For me it's the opposite, a full bladder pretty much guarantees a mediocre orgasm.
