what's the most regrettable thing you've done while horny?
>>84745070Jesus Christ that's horrible. Thankfully nothing super terrible for me, just some bad head from a weird guy and bad sex from a stupid twink.
>>84745070I mastrubated with my mom's toothbrush, cause it was one of those electric ones. Turns out though, it wasn't even my mom's toothbrush, it was her boyfriend's (there were two in the bathroom, but it was the same model, so I got them mixed up). No one ever found out, but I will always know.
>>84745070plapjak'd
>>84745070When I stuck a finger in her anus and it smell like crap, or when I tried to rush to sex and couldn't get it up.
>>84745107why are you a gay homosexual?
>>84745070Do these fuckers have aphantasia or something? How the fuck can they not picture precisely how disgusting their fetish is before trying it out?Gross things are gross what a fucking concept.
>>84745070Masturbated by grinding against a coke bottle. I don't know
>>84745070Broke one of my ribs while trying to suck my own dick.
>>84745070Jerked off next to a friend. We're still friends, but now he can blackmail me.
That's a really hard way to learn the Internet is not real life.
>>84745070Got hypothermia and almost drowned at a graduation when I joined a group that was skinny dipping because a boy I was crushing on was joining in.
>>84745070Scat looks fun but there's a big difference between watching a video of something and doing it irl
fucked a grapefruit AND an orange on two seperate occasions. grapefruit was significantly better
>>84745070Back in the 8th grade I was one horny little motherfucker. I would beat my dick in the bathroom without even needing any porn material just using my imagination. So one day in reading class my assigned seat was positioned at the back corner of the room. Nobody was behind me or to the right of me. The person sitting directly to the left of me was not there that day either. I was wearing a large baggy hoodie and some athletic shorts. I wanted to beat my dick but didn't want to go to the bathroom. So what I did was put both my hands in the hoodie pocket, slipped my right arm into my hoodie with the sleeve still in the pocket, and beat my dick under the baggy hoodie and shorts. No one noticed. I wiped the load in the inside of my hoodie pocket and went about my day like normal.
>>84745070i gooned to sissy hypno with a thrusting anal plug wearing my gf's panties(she found it hot and played with my nipples)
>>84746733I did something similar one time except I was sitting right across from the cute japanese-american girl I was fantasizing about while I stroked myself through my shorts under the desk
Got my ex-wife pregnant.
