MUEHEHEHE... ITS TIME TO BLOW UP MOIDS HOUSE!!!1!!!!11!!!!!!!!!
>>84746930I dont have a house so what now?
>>84746930I'll blow up your stupid fucking head it'll pop off and explode like a fat fucking zit dummy
>>84746930NOOONOOO NOOO MY DIRT CASTLE!!11!!
>>84746930gtfo blowie
>>84746930Come and do it evil foid
>>84746930that art is like really oldi remember seeing it as a kidi feel nostalgic
haha how about you blow my dick instead haha
>>84746930Yes, let's go>:3
Fuck u*loads TNT cannon*
>>84746930*kills you*hehe that was easy
I thought minecraft was about exploring caves and building a house but it's actually about figuring out the natural game exploits to farm resources as efficiently as possible and amassing fuller and fuller collections of shit lol It's so much fun Actually building an iron farm for example and finally getting it right after following 3 different youtube tutorials because I don't get the mechanic of villagers and whatnotFeels like I'm hacking, like I built a perpetual motion machine or figured out an infinite energy source IRL
>Build a secret base inside of the mountain near spawn>Don't have enough redstone for the secret piston door>Grab an iron pickaxe and head outside>Notice OP spinning on top of a fence post because she's too retarded to figure out how to walk on fence posts>"Oh look, it's a charged creeper!">OP notices me and instantly knows how to walk on fence posts because minecraft>Lure OP and capture her in a boat>trollface.png>Grief the spawn point with lava buckets>Type in a command to get the data values of OP>Dig underneath OP and carefully break the boat without her seeing me>/tp OP -1740 155 -930>Copy and paste a command that changes the data values of OP so that she explodes>A bunch of player death messages appears in chat>Laugh as chat fills with the messages of seething players dying over and over again>Sides go into orbit when the server gives me a 3 day ban>Go outside and touch grass for 3 days>Try to log onto the server>Server is completely 404'd>Find out the players got pissed off at the mods for disabling commands>All it took was OP and two commands to ruin an entire serverI love minecraft.
