amerifoids are just superior, no two ways about it, I suffer on the other side of the pond
>>84747243Oh, you want a fat, rude, narcissistic self-absorbed useless bitch who latches onto you like a leech and bleeds you dry until she finds another victim and throws you out like trash?Be our fucking guest brother, you want a ticket? Pond ain't that far across, come get your share of pork.
>>84747249eurofoids are all stuck up stacy cunts obsessed with luxury brands, on the other hand every single amerifoid Ive spoken to has been kind, friendly and homely
>>84747256>PicThat's Amerifat cunts to a tee, except they don't even get to the gf stage unless you're Chad. Compoung that texting style with ghosting, and also any time you double text them or show a lot of interest it's pretty much over for you, and you'd be right on point. Also, European women are both healthy and nice, especially compared to Americans. This is a pattern even noted by former Chess grandmaster Bobby Fischer.
>>84747243>tfw built like the Amerifat gf>not even an Amerifat
>>84747295bobby fischer was an autistic faggot so no wonder he found the cold bitter cunts that are eurofoids attractive
>>84747311how do you feel about having your tummy molested
>>84747243I'll say this much. I like thick girls for just about everything except for eating ass. I don't want to eat a thick girl's ass.BUTT (heh)When I see a thin, petite girl's cute little tiny butt, one of the first things I want to do is bend her over, spread her cheeks, and lick her asshole.I don't know exactly why this is. I think a small part of it is that the girl with the small butt is able to keep her asshole cleaner, but I don't think that explains the whole story because licking the small butt doesn't just become tolerable, but rather desirable.It's weird because I really enjoy the way big butts move and jiggle and bounce way more than skinny butts, but a skinny butt suddenly becomes a butt I want to spread and lick. I wonder if I'll ever find a happy medium butt between the two that has a nice bounce but is also lickable.
>>84747243Guys I can translate from European, he's being sarcastic and mocking us
>>84747319Extremely nervous. I don't like my belly anon.
>>84747324oh trust me pardner im being sincere yeehaw walmart or something hope thats more understandable for you
>>84747313You really don't know how bad things are over here. Coming from Europe to America because the women are "nicer", that's like trading paradise for hell.
>>84747327>I don't like my bellywell too bad cause I do get groped
>>84747311>not even an AmerifatBut thanks to the power of green cards, you could be.
>>84747333He's doubling down on his sarcasm He's making fun of us for the absolute state of American women
>>84747327You not liking your belly makes me want to molest it even more
>>84747354I like my country, I don't want to get shot.>>84747363Please don't anon, it's sensitive.
>>84747362America is based stop being so hard on yourself
unironically move to the US. American broads love foreign white dudes, even if you're average (esp. if western euro)
>>84747377>America is based because of [the thing you unironically have to draw up a passport bro plan to try and escape] and [hurr durr bomb shit kill people]Holy fuck---let's swap lives. I get to relive your life growing up in Europe, you get to grow up in the States. This will be the best trade deal in history
A large phallus is required for these girls.
>>84747243i hate fat people. they are gross and smell bad.
>>84747243>european>wants liberal fat american roastiesYou're spiritually a nigger
>>84747243i don't like when people act like skinny french art hoes are the average european woman
>>84747508please give sauce
>>84747256DO NOT use the word homely. It means something akin to ugly here. A Euro guy called me that and I didn't get past it for months
>>84747243Now show the Amerifat in a decade once she completely lets herself go after marriage
>>84748084You wanted to say you hate fat 'people', if they can get so fat they aren't people.
>>84747256i heard the exact oppositei heard that european girls aren't interested in things like luxury goods
