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>"What's long and hard and has 'cum' in it?"
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>>84747905
My answer is
The Sphinx's favorite oral stimulator
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a vademecum
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>>84747905
Define cum for me please
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>>84747905
A cumcicle ?
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>>84747948
>>84747980
>>84748054
>>84748058
>"Let me give you a hint. It's phallus shaped and can be eaten!"
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>>84748077
Eh, ill pass. I dont enjoy riddles with an obvious erotic answer just to have the rug pulled and it revealed 'haha it was this unrelated thing'

On the 1% chance. The answer is an erect penis
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>>84747905
MY PENIS THE ANSWER IS MY PENIS
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>>84748133
>"-is wrong! Do try a little harder."
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>>84747905
>>84748077
cucumber, duh. what do I win?
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>>84748182
>"-is correct! Well done human! You win... another riddle!"
>""I fly without wings and cry without eyes. What am I?""
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How do I make AI lewds. I am 'rarted
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>>84748206
A baseball during a homerun on a wet night
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>>84748206
I'm gonna say a cloud
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>>84748206
Bullet. It flies without wings and emits a loud cry as it's fired.
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>>84748293
>"Is correct! I am going to give you one a little harder now"
>"In youth I am sharp, in age I am wise. I whisper of joy, of love, and of lies. I glisten in goblets, I flow without end, Both healer and traitor, both poison and friend. What am I?"
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>>84748322
Wine, originally?
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>>84748322
ummm wine
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>>84748156
>Do try a little harder."
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>>84748322
I think the answer is blood.

How many riddles does one need to answer correctly to hit that ?
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>>84748355
>>84748357
>"Is correct!"
>"I taste the world without a bite, My tongue reveals what's out of sight. No footsteps heard as I draw near, A quiet presence many fear. What am I?"
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>>84748429
show your fucking pepperoni nipples you whore
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>>84748434
>"Now is that any way to talk to a lady? Do try to be more courteous. I could devour you whenever I so please."
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>>84748429
the snakeyspodiuf
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>>84748429
Is it a shadow, sphinxette?
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>>84748463
you aren't even the same sphinx
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>>84748513
>"It is not. It would seem another came close to answering correctly but bit his tongue before it could escape his lips."
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>>84748429
These riddles are becoming too figurative. Death?
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>>84748516
>"We have many sisters and many riddles"
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I wish i could get the cute sphinx's attention but im too stupid to get the riddles right
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>>84748553
I want to fuck one of the Sphinx sisters in the butt..
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>>84748547
>"Is incorrect. This one is anything but figurative. Do you really struggle to see the answer, little one? Silent, without footsteps. A tongue that sees.... what could it be?"
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>>84748429
it must be flame
Do we get rewards for correct answers?
Do I get to pick the reward?
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it's a snake the other guy already said it
this is the most retarded thread of all time there's an obese indian man posting ai pictures of a sphinx woman with huge boobs and you retards are genuinely playing along
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>>84748562
>"Do not worry slow-thinking one, merely trying fills me with great joy! For what use is a riddle without one to answer it? Every wrong answer only increases the chances for the right answer. If you like I can give you an easier one."
>>84748594
>"Is incorrect. The reward for a correct answer is yet... another riddle! Or would you have something else in mind? What would the mighty human demand of the great Sphinx?"
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>>84748611
>"Snake is indeed the correct answer, yet no serpent's tongue is as vile as yours! Begone intruder! I banish thee!"



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