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>be me
>work night shift
>coming to dad's house for the weekend
>get there late because night shift
>texted dad to let him know i was coming
>i'm a good son after all
>noreply.jpg
>whatever, i'm still coming
>one_hour_later.wav
>arrive at dad's
>lights out
>they're asleep
>come in and make myself at home
>a few hours later
>stepmother comes out
>sees the light in the front room is on
>i am on the laptop i am currently writing this greentext on
>isn't expecting me
>nude.jpg
>bloodcurdling_scream.wav
>immediately look away and holds my arms out to shield my eyes
>"you scared the shit out of me"
>i don't say anything
>she proceeds to go to the bathroom as normal
>then goes to the bedroom to tell dad about it

Do I just not acknowledge this happened the next morning?
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ARTHUR MORGAN!!!
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You can't change what happened. Now there will be sexual tension. She wants sex. You want sex. Your dad has been cucked by you. One of you will have to assert dominance by forcefully mounting the other. Your step mother will choose the strongest male and pledge her womb to him. Rest and prepare.
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>>84748669
Just joke about it with her and you both will forget about it
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it was on purpose. she wants you.
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>>84748669
Bit of a long read that x
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>>84748669
Don't listen to these retards and never mention it again. What happened to your real mommy?
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>>84748669
>nude.jpg
How hot was she out of 10?
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>>84748669
incase you want to undo the sexual attraction your stepmother has for you now, all you gotta do is romantically (in a very cheesy way) play along with her advances from that point onward.
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>>84748669
its not even your fault so if your dad gives you shit tell him to fuck off. also have sex with your step mother
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>>84748669
She have a nice bush?
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>>84748669
Did she cover herself up or stand openly and even linger a bit?
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She literally knew you were coming it's her fault for walking around like a weirdo nudist



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