You know he's right. You know.
The bladder empties better by standing though that's the only pro
>no splashbackYeah. It's insane how 70+% of men seem to be oblivious of how they're lightly soaking their trousers in piss multiple times a day.
>>84748887I do not want to sit on a nasty toilet seat to pee unless I am at home. It's more sanitary to pee standing up than touch where a niggers ass was a minute ago to do something as simple as a piss
>>84748907They're not oblivious at all, they don't clean themselves down there so they're soaking themselves in piss regardless of position
>>84748887Pot toilets are objectively badly designed for pissing. Standing up is always going to be a superior experience, it's just if you're a fat retard wheezing from not having your first cigarette of the day and you have a weak bladder because you're old, obviously you sit, but for a young stallion like me I would actually prefer a squat toilet. Better shits. Better piss. Because we can't have nice things, I have a cup that I piss into and then pour into the toilet. Checkmate sitfags
>>84748887everytime i sit down to piss it somehow slips through the toilet seat and i end up peeing all over the floor
few drops of splashback is more hygienic than sitting on a toilet seatpeople have unironically gotten herpes that way
>>84749241sometimes you gotta aim it too
>>84749184You squat to piss? Are you insane?
>>84749329why is your pp pointing forward? are you errect? your pp should hang down
>>84748914that's why i pee sitting down if its my toilet and standing if its someone elses.
>>84748887Actually use a jar
>>84749348I piss into a cup standing up I wouldn't need to squat to piss in a squat toilet I never sit down or move my legs any which way to piss, you're just rarted
>>84748887Sitting down is comfortable and standing up to pee is gay because you have your thing out and a fag could be across the bathroom ogling you and might even be fantasizing about your naked body against his, this fag might also proposition you for gay sex and tempt you into getting your dick sucked with his girly lips and impeccable head game that'll have your eyes rolling into the back of your head
>>84748887Anyone else reverse set? Can rest your arms and play on your phone. No need to do the 180. Walk. Sit. Piss.
>>84749479You wear a kilt, or always stay nude at home?
>sitstand.jpgEven when I need a shit, I stand to piss first.If I sit, the pressure invariably makes the piss go upward and out the front of my smaller toilet bowl. I've lost count of the piss puddles caused.The old toilet we had was so much better. Bigger bowl and a pullchain flush that never had problems. The awful one we have now has plastic parts in the cistern that have to be replaced every decade due to wear, which causes running after flushes. I have to keep flushing until the running stops.
