Lancaster Castle edition
Mosque lids invading my wussy x
>>84750572I'm doing ok in the long run, desu. Messing about with happy pills dosage as well, so extra faggoty today. What doesn't kill ya, and all that eh.
>>84750640This is why the UK is a democracy, to get a range of opinions. One person might think that murder is good, but most people believe murder is wrong, so the law against murder remains.It might be more comforting in some way to believe in a rigid objective morality. But that doesn't mean the morals in the Bible are definitely always the right morals.It's like me wanting to know whether life exists on other planets in the universe. I could come up with the answer of "yes" to give myself a certain answer, but that doesn't make that answer necessarily true.
>Meanwhile, on bizarro /britfeel/...
>>84750679A lot of talk about brining back public executions recentlyEvery town centre, every friday night, get your tickets during the week, the country would be back on its feet in no time at all
>>84750644We need a new theme for editions, the castles are getting boring
>>84750749for me?its train editions, NIR class 80 thumpers used to wake the dead , shame they got rid of them
>>84750679So morality is decided by democracy? So slavery was genuinely a moral good in the 1700s but now its bad? Abortion was bad but the law changed so on a metaphysical level it became moral? Divorce? Cocaine? Is smoking cannabis immoral? So morality is decided by democratic man-made laws? So it's genuinely immoral for you as a UK citizen to use a VPN in order to access Imgur? Pornhub? The democratically elected government has said you can't watch porn without uploading photo ID. Is that moral? So if something is legal in one country and illegal in another. For example legally mandating women to wear a niqab in Afghanistan, is that moral on one land mass but once you cross to another land mass it suddenly becomes immoral? Is that how it works lad is that honestly how it works?
>>84750749>castles are boringcasual disregard for British culture is BAMEcoded
>>84750679Is Brexit a moral good then since the majority democratically voted for it?
Rather be speaking German than living in a liberal world.
>>84750770NTA but morality isn't decided by law, law is decided by morality (in general). The thing is that morality changes depending on time, place, people and culture. Sorry but that's just the truth. Things that were considered perfectly moral in other places and times and by other peoples and cultures are deemed immoral today and vice versa. There's no outside objective arbiter of what morality is correct. Morality as a whole is just expressions of personal likes or dislikes; some are consistent across time/space/people and others aren't.I know this really makes a lot of religious people buttmad but it's the demonstrable truth.
Imagine having sex like many people do. They expect me to work without this?
DVDs an Dollies
>>84750785In my experience the seething goes the other direction where atheists are desperate to be given free reign to be degenerates, sex pests, etc. This is the real basis of atheism.
Garn out nows with yousef xPhone posting era x
>>84750785So just to be clear. One atheist thinks morality is decided by law. You think its not, its decided by, ? "Culture"? So two atheists with different opinions. How do I tell which one is correct? What are you basing your opinion on? How do you define morality? How are you making objective statements ("morality is based on democracy/culture") when in your world view all morals and value judgements are relative and subjective? All morals are subjective and decided by the times we live in? Is that an objective fact then?
>>84750801I'm sure there are people out there like that, absolutely. I personally find the general atheist 'culture' disgusting and mostly just a preface for progressive liberalism if not outright marxism which I abhor. But for large swathes of people atheism is just the reality they experience. They don't feel a higher power, they see no basis to conclude there's a god, they don't experience prayer or visions or special dreams or a welling up of passion in their heart when they hear worship music etc. there's just nothing there. They're not trying to convince themselves it isn't real, they aren't taking the stance for some weird personal gripe, they really honestly just have not been convinced that god or heaven or and afterlife or anything spiritual exists at all. I'm one of those people. I'm just not convinced by any of it.
This Fluffy bot I made is GOAT. Works great with GLM 5. Adopted a Fluffy named Butcher from behind the secret door at the Fluffmart. Brought him to an underground fighting pit and entered him into a Fluffy battle royale. Motherfucker was like a general. Smashed a Fluffy's head so hard his eye flew out.
Now this is lush x
Then they wonder why every atheist society turns into chaos lol.
10,000 great british pounds or sex with two of your favourite (consenting aged) asmrtists?
>>84750812When I implied 'all morality is subjective,' I do not mean that as an objective fact about reality. I mean it as a metaphysical claim about the NATURE of moral judgments, specifically that moral claims express attitudes, preferences, or cultural conventions, not mind-independent truths.I think this is really quite self-evident given that moral standards quite clearly have differed depending on time, place, culture and people. Would you disagree? Did the Aztecs not find it morally acceptable, even morally good to sacrifice people in horrific ways while today in the UK in 2026 we find such things despicable?
>point out the insane amount of cruelty, scamming and general horrific suffering that occurs every single day"Oh thats just all part of gods plan you see"
>>84750804Send us some piccys from your trip litte lad
helper putting his arse to the jets at the swimmers and his belly exploding and sending guts all over a little muslim kid
Wantu militants holding welper hostage in the flamingo land shitters
>>84750824I'm not that cheap. Up yer price or increase the amount of whores.
who was in the right, here?i reckon Aunt Marge is wrong about scroungers and a bit of a hypocrite, but Harry is 13 at this point. he's never been drunk? or at least, he doesn't remember his alcoholic friend almost getting a school full of children killed...?as far as i'm concerned, this is the point where Harry is the villain. a school shooter type.
>>84750837But your view reduces to absurdity ultimately because if you're saying morality is basically just a fad of whatever time you live in you're saying morality isn't real, aka you're a nihilist. If morals are just arbitrarily decided and could be totally different in another time and place then morals are empty, you loving your family, not noncing kids, not stealing money from old ladies is just an opinion you've developed from your times rather than a real moral value you hold. It's silly.
>>84750837I have no idea what Aztecs felt about it, they couldn't really help being born in an insane pagan society, they genuinely believed the sacrifice was required or the world would end so its unlikely they did it just for the sheer enjoyment, it's likely they felt guilt and felt it was wrong because all people have a conscience from God, cannibals feel guilty too, if people are stranded on an island starving no matter what they're going to put off cannibalism if they can and take no enjoyment if they get to that stage, regardless of time or place there are basic morals in all people which tells you when something is wrong, that didn't come from nowhere.
Nu breadingham'tis home, is it notVerilyX
>>84750855They wouldn't be whores. They may not have had sex or very little.
On that cookies & cream Huel my lad. No solids for meee my liiiiiiiiiiiid
>>84750927>ASMRsloots not being whores.
Garn chicken shop with the lids, they said they got me a nice place out the back to rest x
>I have no idea what Aztecs felt about iti reckon i do.
>>84750976get yourself here, fake Helper.first place where an Asian lad called me 'bossman'. didn't know what it meant. but it felt special, a memory i'll never forget.
>>84750947cor living the dream.do ever just eat the powder? i got weirdly into it with the chocolate Slimfast tbqh. goes all claggy inside your mouth, but also it's like slowly eating chocolate powder vs necking 250ml of milkshake.
Greatest British comedy of all time?
>>84751059Only Fools and Horses
>84751059Your life lmao
>>84751059Friday night dinner
>>84751059Little Britain, can't do that anymore can you.
>>84751059Only Fools and horses obviously
>>84751059Peep Show.or the film it ripped off (Withnail & I, you've probably never heard of it.)
>>84751059Clearly peep show
>>84751059UK Office. I don't care, it is better than the US one, even though that is pretty good as well.
They've only garn and locked me in a back room in the chicken shop not rite this when I came for a bumming x
>>84751088Withnail and I is a good film. I do know it. >we want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now
>>84751059Peep Show or Brass Eye. The paedo episode of Brass Eye is the best/funniest episode of British TV ever made.
>>84751102I still fucking belly laugh at the >paedophile disguised as a school Fucking brilliant.
>>84751102>The paedo episode of Brass Eye is the best/funniest episode of British TV ever made.this is true. in terms of actual laughs, shit's great. love the Drugs episode too.>Cake is a made-up drug. It's not made from plants - it's made from chemicals.but for me, probably Red Dwarf or Spaced. some good laffs, but i actually care about the characters + storylines. both very womfy.
the power of the lanyardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2qdte6iTOI
>>84751161Sunflower BVLLS run this country x
Getting bricked up now thinking about that bumsesh been trying to avoid thinking about it all day but I cannot contain myself I need it NOW.
>>84751161give himself away with the finger at the end. but he'll claim his autism meant he didn't understand the situation, so how COULD he be the bully here? :)
Any Cloppers in? Corrrr!
It's called clopping, dad.
>>84751200>>84751183if you have a lanyard make sure you pick up your free foodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkt24h5rATc
>>84751256>if you have a lanyard make sure you pick up your free foodcor good shout, this.but i dunno, i feel like i have principles. i won't lose sleep over someone stealing from Costa, it's the social behaviour of this guy.instead i'll just take a zolpidem and try to sleep until the 9th. first thing i'm gonna do when my PIP comes through? buy a whole bushel of apples.
Just ate an entire baguette with two Seriously Strong tubs. Love being a fat cunt.
my apus boy crazy cousin from the country is coming stay for a few days
Any thinking lads in? This is a good one to ponder over, only 12 min and 15 seconds.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyE8Ig5a8Ik
On the weed again aren't I
Having that classic Saturday Wizza.
>buy tuna>it tastes like mercury
How many fat lads do we have here?
>>84751059sinderallajim davidsonsimple as
>>84751348>mercuryWhat does that taste like?
>>84751348Now to buy some mercury and see what that tastes like.
My crusty smelly botty ready for small boat arrivals x
i don't know what mercury actually is.
>>84751427queen frontman
>>84751427closest planet to the sun
>>84751427It's science anon, are you saying you don't believe in science?
>>84751444thanks, was reading a comic and got confused. Queen, the time period fits.>>84751448see that's what i thought at first, but look at how it's written:>turn the bullets into mercurynot send them TO mercury. turning bullets into planets would arguably be worse, in this situation.
I hate People with left wing views on social issues.People with right wing views on economic issues.
Have you ever met a rape victim or rapist?
>>84750860Well I suppose in some sense I am a nihilist as in I don't think there are objective backstops to things like morality or meaning or purpose. I'm not pretending that they do, nor am I pretending that my morals have any deeper basis than my own rational self-interest which is good enough for me and, if applied in a society wide setting do produce outcomes that I subjectively enjoy. Cry harder.>>84750886If they're doing it to ensure the world doesn't end then clearly they valued the world not ending and thus anything pursuing that goal would be a net positive, no? To them and their conception of morality that's a good thing. If all people have a conscience from god, firstly that's a totally unfalsifiable conjecture, but secondly why do people genuinely disagree on certain aspects of morality? Not in a way where they secretly feel guilty, but as in genuinely just view morality differently? I also don't think that morality comes 'from nowhere', I think peoples' moral intuitions have fairly reasonable foundations in evolutionary psychology, it's just that such things are broad enough for morality to vary quite wildly across time/place/people/culture.I just don't think there's anything magical about it. Obviously people have different moral views and neither can justify theirs over any other in any kind of objective way.
>>84751480bring it back to 'politics' meaning 'policies' then, like positions and genuine Acts of Parliament that change the law.>everything is politicaland the weird tribalism that has taken over the internet? none of it makes any sense.i like the NHS and i want more social housing. i would also prefer it if people kept their clothes on outside, and didn't swear around children.(sorry for engaging with this. the USS Wonkyprise is experiencing issues with its engagement drive it is TOO engaging)
>da peepo be like CIVIL WAR>da gubbermint be like oh shid, let's make em av an race war instead
>>84751480>People with right wing views on economic issues.What do you consider to be right wing economics? Laissez faire? Mixed market? National socialist?
Just want to be taken by surprise by a gang of big buff oily men and thrown in the back of a spunk riddled white transit van where they can then have their way with my fragile wussy x
Wizza verdict, lush. Oh aye. All paid for at no cost to me.
>>84751546>All paid for at no cost to me.sunflower lanyard?
>>84750749>>84750771The worship of old decaying artefacts from times past isn't conservation, it's stagnation. Culture is the things you do, not what you manage to preserve and cordon off and put in a glass box to ogle at. Stagnation kills the soul and the economy.America actually has a more vibrant 'culture' than Britain does because they don't need to constantly remind themselves that they're "great"; they see a fleet of aircraft carriers and mould their history to fit that. Only in declinist states like Britain is discourse dominated by post=liberal filler nonsense about 'what it means to be British'. If you approach culture as something external to yourself instead of something intrinsic to your own activities (this is what trads are guilty of) you get blinkered by M-M-MoDeRnItY!!If we built a maglev network in a year, made London the size of Shanghai and lynched rape gang perpetrators in public you would find that Britain would amazingly 'be Britain' again, instead of waiting for the Home Office to bring out a new leaflet on "The Centering of Civic Community".
i see you trying to gather my info, ChatGPT.this makes sense but also i feel like it's just saying standard warnings rather than the actual truth. i'm going to take a couple of sennas to clear out my bowels, they're of no value (it's waste, not nutrition) and i can just drink water when i need to.the way this thing goes on, man. do i need to start adding 'it's in a story i'm writing' or 'in a hypothetical scenario' to get the actual uncensored answers?
>>84751539Just another saturday for you that little lad init.
Might become a Druid lads.
>>84751634corrr that means you'll be able to wildshape into Medium or smaller size animals, lad.
did any of yous ever actually play this one?used a walkthrough here and there because i suck at adventure games. but overall i quite liked it. had some clever puzzles that weren't bullshit, wild Wicker Man/hypnosis shit out of nowhere. time travel, for some reason.forgot what it was, but the final little trick is clever. you do a thing or swap a thing, causing someone to do a thing breaking some rule. idk, i was genuinely like, 'ohhh, cool.'
>>84751602Eat prune juice, that helps. You'll have to freeze it first.
I sort of want to discover some kind of spiritual or occult reality. Just something. I like the idea of ancient initiatory cults with secret hidden occult knowledge and power. Ancient Welsh druid tradition deep in the valleys hidden away for millennia but carried on. Hidden from Christianity. Associated with human sacrifices.
>>84751665i'd have to buy it which i can't.i ate a whole loaf of bread on Thursday and it hasn't shifted. and i'm still annoyed the 800g loaf of wholemeal was something like 7p more than the 400g loaf (the one i bought).if i'd paid more attention, i would still have bread in. aaaaa (and i do mean aaaaa).
>>84751681take DMT, or at least lots of shrooms.i don't think it's too crazy to suggest some English folklore/occult stuff was the result of people eating those funny mushrooms from that one field.then it's sort of up to you whether it's all just in your head as hallucinations, or you're expanding your mind and there's more to everything. DMT definitely left me with the impression of the latter (there's an 'elsewhere', this isn't all there is.)
>>84751634saw a group of them in feelshire country park the other day
>>84751682>i ate a whole loaf of bread on Thursday and it hasn't shifted>if i'd paid more attention, i would still have bread inTechnically you do, but it's in yer bum.Not sure what homeremedies you could do to shift it. Maybe do squats while rubbing your tummy?, see if you can get it moving.
Anyone met any of these modern pagan people? Druids, pagans ectWhite pagans are either hippie ecological lefties or far right ethno nationalists.
>>84751713that might be the trick, lad. in healthier types i remember some squats and stretches also being like, "btw mate, we're getting your intestines shifting again x"problem is, it's bread. blah blah blah fibre, fine. but you all know what bread can be like, if you've binged toast or something. YOU ALL KNOW.
>>84751722some anon linked a lassies' paganism channel and it was actually pretty damn interesting. but i forgot it all.there are some 'witch covens' near me who do weird things in the woods, but then you have to pay 120 quid for a ticket. to cover the cost of materials and ingredients, you understand :)
>>84751722None of them actually believe that stuff lad, both the leftie eco hippies and the rightie ethnats larp about it for their own reasons. Nobody actually believe that Wotan and Freyja are controlling the rain or whatever.
>>84751759>there are some 'witch covens' near me who do weird things in the woods, but then you have to pay 120 quid for a ticket. to cover the cost of materials and ingredients, you understand :)NTA but thesbians on meth?
OK, now I do be drunk. Here comes the fun part, sit here and get sober before going to bed. Oh, and then dream of things trying to kill me/situations where I'm in danger.
Corr my bottom is red raw xAnd that was only round 1 oh aye xThey fuck like rabbits and it lush x
>>84751702>DMT>There is more to everything Did it make you think that there is a God? Or gods? Or spirits? What is there that we are not detecting with our senses or scientific instruments.
>>84751777> Nobody actually believe that Wotan and Freyja are controlling the rain or whatever.I would wager a hell of a lot of Christians in pews on Sunday actually do not really think God is granting miracles now or that a bloke in Palestine 2000 years ago was God and walked on water. A lot of people think more in terms of actions instead of beliefs. If you actually thought that the future of your immoral soul depended on obeying and worshipping God you would think most Christians would be more panicked about everyone going to hell but they seem chill. It tells you they do not really believe this. I think it is even true for a lot of Muslims in the UK. They just go to Jummah prayers on Friday and fast in Ramadan and it is tied into the culture and family. They do not really fear Allah and hellfire as they would praying 5 times a day like mad and be obsessed with it.
>>84751777No shit. Hardly anyone religious actually believes the religion they claim to be a part of lad. Very few people do. only proper nutters.
>>84751682Look at discrod from yesterday 20 51
>>84751777Varg Vikernes (pagan white nationalist) openly says he think pagan gods are more like representations. He says they are an IQ test. You tell your children and community about the gods and eventually they work out secretly (if they are smart) that they are not really physically real. They are just psychological archetypes.
remember shippy
>>84751777I wonder if Indian Hindus really think that elephant head Ganesh really controls shit. Maybe they do. There was no way Rishi Sunak believes that. He bows before cows but it all feels like culture and tradition.
Jar kings report inThe great britfeel piss-up starts NOW
I feel like the only way to fix society is a powerful new religious movement. A highly prescriptive faith with me as prophet and leader. I am here to combine the teachings of the Abrahamic and Dharmic faiths to create a modern philosophy capable of challenging the damaging influence of technology and nihilism.
remember welper
remember og budey
>>84751840>>84751848This I'm not so sure about, certainly there are what you'd call 'culturally religious' people who don't *really* believe in god and heaven and miracles and prayers and stuff, but still go along with it and say the words and engage with the good works because they think it's generally the right thing to do and probably have honestly good intentions. But I think a lot of people underestimate the sincerity of religious convictions. Anecdotally this is more prevalent in people from the third world, but there are still sizeable contingents of true believers in the first world too, though obviously fewer than there have been historically and proportionally growing smaller. All the stats about churches growing are entirely fueled by immigration at least here in Britain.>>84751864That's a fair perspective, but I think it obfuscates the historical reality. I have no reason to doubt that hundreds/thousands of years ago true pagans really did believe that there are gods controlling the world around them. Literal, real entities that can be interacted with. It's fundamentally no different from monotheistic/abrahamic religions in that regard. Varg just sounds like he's a larper who happens to be a little more self-aware about it. If it works for him then fair enough.>>84751875They do, genuine religious belief is much more prevalent among third world people and cultures. Make of that what you will. Someone like Sunak I would say obviously doesn't, he's just the Hindu equivalent of a cultural Christian, but the unwashed masses chanting and eating cow dung in the streets of Kolkata really do believe that stuff.
remember blard
remember smirnoffbro
Me? Mosque lids have confiscated my wooze until the third bumsesh of the evening x
>>84751639corr britfeel could do with more wildshapers>>84751710saw these lads at the beige buffet which i feel breaks some sort of rule
remember chika
I wish British druids were still a long running tradition. Judges, teachers, long oral tradition. Teach the transmigration of the soul.Mostly I wished the acted as intermediary shamans licensed to operate DMT and mushroom houses. You do the shrooms or DMT and the Druid takes you through it.
>>84751949He was annoying af
I wish I was a powerful aristocrat with a large Manor House or castle and some land. Liked and respected but slightly feared by the village people.
Clean the mind and body. Exercise. Antifragility. Meditation.
I am not happy. Told Yousef that the dragon dildo wasn't womfy but now he is forcing me to gape with it. I fear for my bottom x
I wish I was a sex haver
>>84752118What trapped you in the gender queer cult?
>>84752118Get on the prozzie grind
Post-Enlightenment epistemology presents us with two ways of attaining knowledge. Firstly, through empiricism (experience) and secondly through reason. For many philosophers the debate to be had was which comes first? Empiricism or rationalism? Can we determine truths without experience through pure reason or do we determine reason based on our experiences?Empirical experiences and inductive reasoning. Pure deductive reasoning. Perhaps there are other ways to knowledge. Knowledge comes not just through sensory experience or rationality but through REVELATION. One experiences knowledge as truth through ritual. It is not something that can be easily shown like an experiment or explained through deductive reasoning. Certain truths need to be experienced. For Kierkegaard, God and Christ was not something to be proven by experiment or deduced with pure reason. It was something to experienced through a leap of faith. Only after this leap could it be known.
>>84752034nah i like his style.he still pops in every now and then.besides, there's personalities you don't get on with, then there's things that take over the entire thread (whether that's incidental or on purpose).just like hearing lads' thoughts, pics of what they've seen or made. i view /britfeel/ like an e-pub.
jeff Barry
>>84752145I would add to that, Iamblichus, gives a great defence of paganism in his book On the Mysteries. The universe has a hierarchy through the monad to the gods and the daimons and the human souls and then physical matter. The gods are known through the rituals. The rituals do not persuade the gods but alter the consciousness of the worshipper to align ourselves with the underlying reality of the universe.
Imagine having sex right now
>>84752180I'm good thanks, I'll let another anon have my go.
>>84752189what a G
what's a good film where i can just turn my brain off and stuff happens and time passes?not like the (later) Marvel films, they're overwhelming. something in the middle.
>>84752270Watch a film about sex havers
>>84752305Not him but good shout.>>84752270Torrent sex lives of the potato men. It's quite funny.
Love a good botty blasting I do x
>>84752320>Torrent sex lives of the potato men. It's quite funny.you know what, i think i will.always heard it's the 'worst film ever' blah blah blah. if the 'problem' is it's just low-brow/laddy stuff like Ali G Indahouse or Kevin & Perry Go Large, i reckon that's right up my alley x
>>84752383Bet you daren't give a link to the trusted torrent you find.Being honest I CBA to look and want it myself.
mind you, Roy Chubby Brown's U.F.O. (1993) is an underrated classic.>While performing at Blackpool Pier, comedian Roy Brown is beamed aboard a spaceship of feminist aliens. He is put on trial for misogyny, found guilty, and condemned to annual pregnancies for 30 years.ahead of its times x
i have a sweetie addiction. love humbugs x
Imagine a vagina all up in your business
>>84752433love bumhugs me
>>84752405i can ONLY find old 700mb DivX DVDRips, ckin ell.https://pastebin.com/raw/uuicw39Shere you go lad, think it's the best we'll get.(didn't want to just paste a huge magnet link ITT, would be inconsiderate x)
>>84752469Not like it ever had a Blu-ray but that's very compressed for a DVD.
>>84752413push chubby push>poops
>>84752456as i grow older and my peers grow older, i have to wonder:how many prolapsed vaginas are 'longer' than my flaccid penis?keeps me up at night, that.
>>84752482aye and these are all based on the same scene release from 2014. i swear i remember even then thinking, 'aXXo rips are a bit old-fashioned. .avi? not h264/aac in an .mkv?"the one 1.4 GB rip is unseeded so FUCK IT the 2005-era quality is part of the charm, i've decided.
>>84752469Thanks, I'll send the link of to my online link verification team and see what they say.
Not rite wot mosque lids are doing to my cheeks tonight not rite at all. Never been clapped so hard in me lifes x
>>84752504>as i grow olderHow old are you?
this place is boring without the personalities, got to be said.
actually STUFF IThttps://mega.nz/folder/Og9XmKwY#dgUYRToXRQTpKekMj8INrg>Sex Lives Of The Potato Men (2004) + Featurette.576p.DVDRip.AC3.x265. 3.37GBjust don't tell anyone you got this from me x
>>84752560why does that matter? everyone, at every age, is growing older.
Sod it, if I was smart enough I'd be watching it.
>>84752596Why won't you say?
Me? Just filtered muh own post, won't even see any replies.Muahaha take that stupid me.
also, Q for the kinophiles:what happened to UK 'quad' style film posters? right up to the 2000s i remember these being the ones on the OUTSIDE walls of the cinema, like the 'now playing'/'coming soon' advertisements.did we just fully homogenise and switch over to the portrait ones? when?
>>84752655you raised a really good point here.i just hope you remember what it was.
Never watched Training Day. Worth a watch?
>>84752652have you ever seen the film Superman (1978), the scene where Lois Lane is interviewing Superman on her balcony?
Thoughts, lads? Feel like I might've gone too far in a few places, needs more negative space, but overall happy with it.
>>84752734Oh for fuck sake just realised I'm a retard. Spot the mistake and you win a suggestion for another edit of your choice.
>>84752734The Linux lads aren't going to be happy if you didn't make this with GIMP. Looks great though lad
Just want to be bent over and bummed by a loyalist behind the bike sheds then prolapse everywhere walking home, proper cum walk style x x
>>84752757Cheers lad, but I'm a linuxchad and I use gimp oh aye x
>linuxchadKekw
>>84752734fat youtube man funny xD
>>84752734You the lad who posts artsy things from time to time? Looks nice, how do you make it?
>>84752884Aye that's me lad.>how do you make it?Grungy brutalist style images look complex but the workflow is quite simple, along the lines of:>place every object where you want it, pics, texts, symbols etc.>play with threshold until looks good (work in black and white)>add noise>colourise>texture overlay>displacement map
Melper letting forth a mighty bellow "GARN LET EM LOOSE STUF ME FAARKIN ARSE IN" from within an abandoned carpet factory in Sunderland. A man cuts the ties to a gate and suddenly dozens if not hundreds of the biggest, blackest and most well endowed Bantu gentlemen burst forth like a slick brown tide. Melper yells 'WAAAAHOOOOOOO' as the wave of footsteps and grunting draws closer to him. His body and arse restrained, his legs and arms bound by ropes, cheeks on full display - tense as the wall of willies hit him with full force. His arsehole instantly explodes like an over ripe tomato as litre upon litre of chunky yellowed spaff floods into very vein, artery and capillary. Blobs of cum form at his tear ducts, then down his nostrils. His mouth overflows with large bubbles of guttural cum as his head swells. With a 'FUUAAAARRRK' his skin separates from his muscle, semen rapidly filling the space in between. He finally pops with a visceral SPLEURP.
>>84752963Now this lad knows the score x
My ultimate sexual fantasy is to fuck an armpit.
>>84752980I bet you could actually get your own penis into your armpit (when erect, obviously).
>>84752980hairy one or shaved
>>84752963What the actual fuck ha ha
I am going to lay in bed.
Oh aye me? Squatting on one glistening large black shaft with my gaping batty, wanking a big white willy with my right hand and cupping some bulging asian wollocks with me left hand. Mouth? Permanently occupied by the wantu king xGarn airtight garn full fucking scale classic hhl style x
Okay I think it's just sean posting these at this point. He's the sort of no attention is bad attention wanker who would do such a thing.
>>84752734>>84752752i've considered multiple considerations, and unless it's the moonrunes, i'm going with> location on the UK map is NOT at the coordinates (which are correct)too far north, aren't they? not on the Jurassic Coast at all.if i am correct, i request that you reconsider the abbreviations of 'PIP', 'ESA', and perhaps 'COUNCIL TAX RED.' to their full titles.(just a request, mind. something to think about x)
>>84753119Aye that's the one lad, in my head I knew I wanted a symbol asset that was an outline of the UK with a target beacon on it and I grabbed the first png on google images without making sure the reticle was actually on Weymouth. Bit stupid of me must admit, was just working in autopilot.I might be able to squeeze the full text in, but I was more offering a straight up new image design, whatever you fancy I'll give it a shot, any style, any theme, any specific pics or icons or text to incorporate.
>>84753096I don't think so, I think hhl is the one seething about it. I'd like to be wrong though because that would be even funnier lol.
looks like hhl has entered a new chapter in his life
>>84753211he getting bummed and luving it xerry day we getting bummed a good day oh aye babes xFULL SCORE CLASSIC BUMMING STYLE X
Who gets bummed more, sean or pegginglad?
>>84753151woo, i solved the puzzle.>I might be able to squeeze the full text inaye fair enough lad. just seems like it's more technical terms, data, you either get>INITIALISING...>8192 TB RAM...OK.>308/512 PB HDD AVAIL.etc. or you get>INITIALISING STARTUP SEQUENCE>ALL MECHANICAL SYSTEMS ARE OPERATIONAL>ALL NETWORKING FUNCTIONS ARE ONLINEi dunno what i'm saying lad. something about mixing abbreviations with longer strings of text.anyway, i leave it up to the thread because you have good design chops, and i'm sure someone has some ideas. best i can think of is a recruitment ad for the /nightguard/, in the style of a government poster.
Me? Giving out free use passes for my batty on tap. Garn go full scale and beat wonnie wlues record. 400 creampies in one sitting? Light work for the UK Chairman GARN FULL SCALE 1000+ Creamyweamypies from every willing cock in wunderland x
>>84753302>best i can think of is a recruitment ad for the /nightguard/, in the style of a government poster.You mean the lads who are here from midnight to 9am or so? Good idea, will work on it. When you say government poster do you mean like WW1 YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU style, or like modern YooKay gay corporate memphis style?
i keep watching golf vids on youtube and its making me want to pay for ps plus so that i can download pga tourdesustill havent given in but im tempteddesu
He's the Bonnie Blue of Sunderland
>>84752963Gospelmong outgunned in all regardsMore of this
There once was a man; HelperLadWas craving some willies real bad.On Sunderlands streetsThe feast was brown meatTwas the most cocks that he'd ever hadx
>>84753318>You mean the lads who are here from midnight to 9am or so?aye it's /britfeel/ heritage, from long before i arrived on the scene:https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/nightguard/order/asc/>When you say government poster do you mean like WW1 YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU style, or like modern YooKay gay corporate memphis style?whichever takes your fancy, lad. could see both those working in different ways.some of the more recent British Army recruitment posters have been downright depressing tbqh. less about Britain needing you, or you doing your bit, being a hero, whatever. more along the lines of>good pay>don't need a degree>summat to do innit.
>>84753276If the name is to be believed pegginglad hasnt been bummed ever on a technicality. Not too certain because those sorts are always secretly getting real willies.
>>84753362does this scan, poetrylads?feels like every line has one syllable too many if it's meant to be a limerick, or is that fine?
Wait...Wait...Waaaaiiittt...Aaaaand, totally fucking rape his soul... nnnnnnow! NOW!
>>84753317I want to be first in line for this
Gammy leg.
Wussy? Red raw. Mouth? Full of spunk. Neck? love bitten to fuck x
I miss sexy kev and senor benis :(
There once was a man called HelperLadWho was craving some cock (rather quite bad)He took to Sun'lun's streetsWhere there was only white meatAnd went back to his gaff feeling sad.
Sean sucks black willies XD XD classic every time XD XD
spacker scooter update????
>>84753418good meme, this.getting 2abstract now, but it's just a fun template. mogs the old>It's a 'Truman ______' episodeformat IMO.
>>84753503Nicked by a gang of youths
Rather a stinky fart this one is, lingering stench.
another day bleeds into nightfall
>>84753494it's his personal life.but maybe it's like how all anti-gays are secretly gay? he fancied that Indian girl on Hinge. that's at odds with some of his views.
Creampies on tap xBulls on tap xIt a hard life x
life goes on xxhttps://youtu.be/6smRkCB4ocY
Smelly nappies
Just scranned chips and gravy proper womfert food x
A snakington will be required.
Welper getting that BBL and you pay for it x
help me settle a debate with a friend:their dad does a really good Borat impression, but he is actually forren for real, so does that count?
Cummies dripping from my blown out arse hole as the next bull lines up to take his turn x
>>84753710yeah it counts
>>84753710is he a forren from there?
helper taking a hiatus from his twitter and onlyfans while his srs surgery heals
Might watch a film, I might.
>>84753794he's either from South Africa, or Bahrain.i don't think the geography is important, what's important is the advantage it gives him.
Botty? Ruined, prolapsed, and oozing creamy shitty spunk.Body? Bwoken, battered, bruised, and covered in a think layer of crusty spunk. It lush x
KEK x.com/Le_Crapaud47/status/2063265580388389054
Grim de lats
>>84753969caught up in the replies, me.https://xcancel.com/MattWallace888/status/2063138095990501444https://xcancel.com/FbioFOX3/status/2063311845750886892@britfeel what is the actual context/sauce of these two clips?fucking hate how people just stick music over clips, add captions, comment any old waffle.
>>84753873uncertain being from there gives him an advantage tbf maybe if he was an eastern euro
Celper engaged in a tense and rousing game of football with the lads from the Islamic Centre. Time and time again, the Mosque's local team make shots towards the goal but every time, Celper manages to catch it only the ball is brown bellends, Celper's gloves are his ballooned out arsehole and the back of the net is a wall that stinks of piss behind the skips at Sunderland Masjid.
i am issuing a fatwa against all filter evasions.
Saw a pair of rozzers on the beat except they were both women you may as well fucking have an autonomous cctv drone for a fraction of the cost
I've had a email from HR on a fucking Saturday for a meeting Monday afternoon. I know exactly what it's about n all. I've gotten fed up with everyone thinking they're an expert on everything so any time I get dragged into some non-work discussion I just say >don't know, don't care.Thursday some pakis were arguing over fucking palestine and they tried dragging me in. >don't care now and never will.
>>84754118i'm not even a sexist, but this is from from the Twitters above, why is the bloke not doing this?
Garn be thinking about that glistening black shaft all night nows x
>>84754093seans blown out bottom pointing towards mecca behind the mosque skip x
cracking book, this x
>>84754188I have zero experience or understanding of how door breaching works but I can tell you with certainty that that is dangerous and not even slightly how you use that equipment
Garn gives that dragon dildo ago again x
>>84754345exactly my feelings. i'm sure modern battering rams are cleverly designed and all that, but this is a group of people who are using a tool improperly. she misses and hits the woman's wrist. bloody hell.armchair /k/ommando types, pls explain.
hey heyoo oo oo oo oo ooyeah yeahoo oo oo oo oo oo
>>84754444hella kawaii post, quad-shi-san.
Big Bantufied Bulls x
Incel lives don't matter, they never mattered
>>84754535what if an incel invented a cure to a disease, and by reducing their life's value to 0, you'd be robbing the world of a cure?or it's that, but a really good computer game they programmed in their bedroom, instead?something to think about x
Alright lads I haven't posted in like 6 months if not a bit longer.Did I miss anything? I'm mainly hoping for some of the personalities to have offed themselves.
>>84751059Bottom for me, lads.
>>84754118>security guard at the local supermarket>5 foot fat woman who looks like a lesboGenuinely who is this meant to stop
>>84754601Everyone lost x
The can is there to hold in the spamhttps://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag
If I sweat more I stink moreIf I stink more I sweat more xx
>>84754634From what i know they're trained to not even confront shoplifters which im sure prolific shoplifters are well aware of. Fucking emperors new clothes.
>>84754634They're usually Boriswave Nigerians round here. 'Urban Scarecrows' as someone coined them.
>>84754679I assume so, are they just glorified CCTV watchers?Some days its a bloke I imagine stopping people, and admittedly I'm in an area where they won't have to deal with a ton of trouble I imagine, but she always genuinely looks less fit than me and I'm a fucking loser with shit cardio but I still reckon she couldn't catch me.>>84754725Gotta get to the country lad I only see like 2 darkies ever.
Wanking off willies to the beat of wrazy wrog it lush x
>>84750743I'm not sure if a majority of Brits would want that.>>84750770Slavery used to be considered good by some people, but now it's considered bad by most people. Remember that the US had a civil war which was at least partly to do with slavery. In the 1860s many Americans (particularly in the north) would have regarded slavery as immoral. But of course it took time to get to today where practically everybody regards slavery as immoral.>on a metaphysical level it became moralI don't think morals exist anywhere other than in people's minds.>>84750783I think it would have been good to ask people what kind of Brexit they wanted (perhaps we could have stayed in the customs union for example). But in any case, polls now show a majority of Brits wanting to rejoin the EU, so I guess the moral thing is for us to consider rejoining. Perhaps we should have another referendum about it.>Prof Curtice says... The country now finds itself outside an institution of which a modest majority at least would like to be a member.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-uk-europe-rejoin-polling-john-curtice-b2989867.html
Alpha males have their erect willies inside wet fannies right now
>>84754834i love democracy (classic Sheev Palpatine style) but you know fine well how populism works.imagine we had a direct democracy, there were constant referendums on issues like>is the motorway speed limit too low?>should nonces be put to death? >would you like 500 quid, right now?
>>84754679Makes sense. Imagine getting stabbed, because you were playing hero, and defending the Lidl. They don't need that kind of trouble.
>>84754901Almost like any idea or ideology taken to its extreme starts to get absurd.
>>84754901that sounds fantastic. When can we start?
>>84754834What people want is actual English people in charge of England (which we haven't had for most of our existence as a country, in all honesty).People know exactly what they want, they just aren't ever going to be allowed to have it.
>>84754943No one gives a shit if an "english" person is in charge, they just want a fucking good person in charge.They could be browner than your mum's turds and everyone would love them if they stopped everyone feeling like they're broke as fuck and unheard.
>>84755002You keep believing that. People instinctively hate the idea that there are people from outside of their specific group, telling them how to live their lives. Even if they don't know they feel this, they do. That's where Brexit came from. They unleashed this undercurrent of something that a lot of us didn't even know was there.
Ugly freaks of nature arguing about nothing on a Saturday night and it lush
And it wasn't about the buses or the NHS. It was about race and xenophobia. Pure and simple. Not good or bad. Just is what it is. People don't want a bunch of weird johnny forrins telling them they aren't allowed to sell non-regulation vegetables.
>>84755020>You keep believing thatSame to you, retard.>That's where Brexit came fromMostly falsehood scapegoats yes. I was pro brexit but half the arguments they used were retarded. I just wanted less red tape in the workplace.I hate to break it to you but most people don't give a shit about skin colour. Stick to /pol/ where they will chamber your echoes better to soothe your ego.
>>84755045People *do* give a shit about skin colour, and they give a shit about a lot of other things. The Irish are still complaining about people who are a slightly different type of Irish. Your presumption that people are just past all of this stuff is laughable. I'd say there's a very deep undercurrent of resentment from the British lower classes toward the British upper classes, and it's because the upper classes are French. This stuff is as alive as ever.
Dusty bins
>>84755114>Dusty bins3-2-1
helper plied with coke and booze by a group of friendly gentlemen from rotherham
that was absolutely fine. it's just a Richard Curtis film without all the twee London shite. working-class/slightly-thick blokes, grimy streets that look like actual England, filmed and acted the way 90s/00s British films usually were.fucking film critics calling it 'the most repulsive film ever', when their French arthouse wank is way worse. this didn't have a single on-screen cock or vagina in it. i personally recommend Sex Lives of the Potato Men, /britfeel/.
Garn full scale tomorrow, biggest botty bashing in wunderland to date, every willing willie at my disposal and that is lush x
helpers chutney jar getting cleaned out until his colon sparkles
>>84754920right now, i reckon. i know there have been a few tech blunders, but the gov.uk website is great, the NHS app is fine.direct democracy was essentially impossible before, but they COULD put together a secure, well-made app (with analogue alternatives) where we can all quickly vote on referendums.i trust representative democracy less and less because MPs do not feel like people who represent me or my interests. they rarely even feel like experts in their field. hell, a lot of them aren't from and/or don't live in their actual constituencies.
His willy has been inside her tuppence.
>>84755162let's jam
>>84755314For him that's an average Saturday night. Mad to think about really. He's probably bored of it. No matter what happens to this fucking prick in his entire lifetime it'll never really matter because he has sex and I don't.
>>84755338He'll move on to some other bird eventually. Ruth will eventually marry some beta orbiter who works as an accountant or something.
had help from a very sweet friend.PIP in two days (2x 24 hours), but now i have some Slimfast oh yes indeedy.
>>84755366He's playing the long game I reckon, he knows her Dad has some wonga and he get discount drinks on tap. Wonder if she's still rating her beverages on that app.
>>84755410Based. If you're the usual catposter etc guy. I was thinking earlier when I woke up and was reading your posts. I would have like left some cash notes or something idk underneath a bin or something in Newcastle somewhere for you if you were desperate my dude. But I guess it didn't need to come to that. Corrr. Only if it was for food though. No funny business innit. Also I don't want to be too judgemental but I don't think those Huel/Slimfast sloppas are very good for you. Just saying my lid.
>>84755410Isnt that literal goyslop expensive as shit?
Off to beddingshiresI do fink yesX
>>84755446thanks marra. i feel a bit too proud AND ashamed (however that works) about getting help a lot of the time. but i've been on the opposite end too, where it really was just: 'nah mate, here's twenty quid, don't worry about it.'i've listed a bunch of sound places in toon in the past, if you ever end up rich or whatever, i recommend you giving to them. it's all well and good to say 'oh the problem is SYSTEMIC' but sometimes, individuals just need a thing. even when the elephant in the room is drug/alcohol addiction.>I don't think those Huel/Slimfast sloppas are very good for you. Just saying my lid.>>84755458>literal goyslopMr >>84750456, your response???
>>84755526I cba to go into nutrition stuff. I said my piece.But yeah would have been nice to help a fellow liddinghamshire out wouldn't it? I'm just sitting on a pile of money anyway. I have too much money to claim bennies lol. And I will have to pay off NI contributions for as long as I am a NEET. It not lush at all. Oh well. I failed at everything. Another drink I say.
Mature willies in my botty x
helper getting his prolapse tied into knots like a balloon animal
You unironically might as well neck if you're not having sex right now.
If your penis isn't inside a fanny right now then you failed at life.
If a cock isnt in your ass right now you may as well put on a shirt that says "this is what a feminist looks like"
https://youtu.be/8ce8O9dTq9U
the world can be nice. people are generally fine. yeah we'd be savages if we were raised feral, but we are civilised. even pure opportunism is the exception, rather than the rule.it's like that Batman comic where the Joker tries to prove Commission Gordon is 'one bad day away' from becoming like him, by posting his daughter's nudes all over the fairground. but his Machiavellian wrongbrain failed to account for the fact that 1. lots of modern young women do that anyway, and 2. most people haven't been dunked in a vat of magic chemicals.
If your bellend isn't currently dripping with fanny juices or slobber then what the fuck are you even getting out of bed for in the morning?
You're nothing.
Sat there playing with your bellends on a Saturday night. You're done. It's over.
You fucked your life and now you're going to have to neck.
Garn beddinghams soons tired after that bumming x
cant take it tonight lads this loneliness too crushing
>>84755914Admit it, you failed. It's over and you're one Amazon order of rope away from true freedom. Join me brothers.
>>84755946i didn't amount to much x
helpers eternal gape used by birmingham council as an alternative to wheelie bins
I wonder if those posts are some sort of automated thing or not.Anyway I am drunk. Too much Southern Comfort. Listening to Basshunter. And Cascada. So get in there.
>>84756081You're nothing you fucking idiot.
>>84756097Woah. You totally pwned me bro. Oh wait. Don't care.
Me? Willies on tap x
>waah waaah its [certain day of the week] and that makes me feel like more of an incel loser than other days do!theres also statistically more normies dying from drug ods and alcohol induced fights and accidents right now faggot
Even if you got a girlfriend that accepted your limitations, you'd have to inevitably meet her parents, where she will expect you to be in a stable career at your age (not just any job). When she finds out you aren't, she will speak to her in private and tell her she can do better. Then she will break up with you not long after.
Just lay down and rot for 30 plus more years because..
cant sleep now fks sake
>>84755314I'm beginning to think she has Turner syndrome like that beckie rose.>>84755338True lad. When the opportunity arises and she's away, he'll be french kissing with some random blonde he met at the takeaway. These deanos are very curious at that age and will want some variety. If he were her height or a mid shade of brown, he'd struggle to get anywhere romantically.
>>84755314So smug. Showing him off like a trophy. Bet she couldn't believe her luck he was interested in a mid non-curvy rose like her. He could've easily gone for the thot blonde at a night club.
>>84756323I've just woken up. Proper fucked sleep pattern. Might have to pull an all nighter but it doesn't matter...I have no responsibilities.
>>84756323Bet you'd sleep better with a female next to you. Unfortunately you failed at life and now you will sleep alone until the end. Enjoy.
>>84755526The ready made drinks are quite expensive but pic rel is 5 quid in Superdrug which if you finish it all is 2270 calories so the whole days calories is covered by a fiver.
If you haven't had sex by the age of like 14 they should just quietly remove you from lesson and execute you in the playground.
>>84756372never going to happen lad nothing more than an alien concept to me
Nasty little Turkish incel lashing out
One bullet in the back of my head would have saved me a lifetime of misery.
>>84753997Even with a throwaway SIM and VPN, the phone towers can still triangulate you to within a few metres. I expect they noticed his patterns (grammar, unique words, using non-common words etc). Every phone has a unique identifier too (not just IMEI).
>>84756407I'm not Turkish. I'm just stating the truth here. She wouldn't even care about him if he weren't tall and decent looking. I expect she knows a few overweight/non-white males but would never care for them in a romantic way.The white girls that do have brown boyfriends are simply too insecure to date whites as they feel they are more likely to be judged.
no one is ever going to want me x
>>84756461New years night lad. Britfeel's first mass neck event. Bring your own rope. We drop as the clock hits 12:00.
Fuck the bizzies no flippin cap
Look on the detectives face at the custody counter collecting my stuff when she knew it was going to be another nfa. As if the crown prosecution service are going to bother with nothing credible offered. Just hoping there would be something to go on from the evidence analysis or thinking I'd plea in her favour.Bet she told the "victim" we deleted any footage (that actually is not allowed but they do it anyway and make out they didn't to you) so it's unlikely you will see anything posted online. How wrong she was kek. Thanks for the free grey jumper, plimsolls and joggers dickheads. I will now upload my footage online and people will make nasty comments about her and the corrupt pigs standing around trying to intimidate me.
>>84756676Qrd? Oregano originally
Almost 18 stone now. Sad!
I'm tempted to upload it to youtube but they may re-arrest because the "victim" may feel alarmed, harassed and distressed. I bet she was proper complaining to 101 about them not doing anything that night. "Men shouldn't be allowed to walk round at night filming girls on nights out, I will go to the press!! This creep has footage of me!!"Yes bitch. I do. That's my footage...not yours. Haha. You have no expectation of privacy when you are in a public space dressed like a whore. Just don't go out at night if you don't like men like me.
>>84756717I was making videos of night life girls but one in particular just had a meltdown and started crying to the police. They all made out I was following them (lies). I could even see her and a friend making up a story to the police in the distance.
>>84756775Bitches love jumping into the arms of the law at the slightest transgression against gynocratic cultural norms
>>84756831I feel like they win because I have to go through the humiliation process of going through custody and having up to 24 hours of my time wasted. I've essentially done a 1 day prison sentence. I feel like I should put this footage online and mirror it everywhere now.
I truly hate females. They cry to make the "problem" go away.
>>84756855If theres not a case against you there are no conditions legally preventing you from posting videos you took in public right? Mirror it here when you do.
>>84756950They need a good curbstomping
I like beer.
Do you remember any teenage pregnancies?
https://youtu.be/ku0HKJDmgFQ?is=r7l1pE8dOgU0JBdZ
>>84756950Have seen this happen in the workplace
apparently that Vikram Daboobry guy's been assaulted in prison
Vik rams da boobies lool
>>84758014Brutal, it overs nows
Fink i've gotten upI do fink yesX
Will only have 1 pint today it Sunday innit
>>84757498The very same women that call us "manchildren".
>graduated from Aston University in 2025 with a pharmacy masters.>Theresa got a job working full time in a bank customer service call centre. Even call centres expect university degrees these days. Pisstake. I'm guessing she just went to university "for the experience" and not going would've made her seem like the ghetto sort. How the fuck is having a pharmacy masters relevant to this role? Well at least she's not been pumping out sprogs since 15 for a cash boost.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7pqwr5lqxo
Ruh-roh, 'ere cums the brown train from Arseville! Poo-poooooo!
>studied computer science at the University of the West of England (UWE) where he also developed an interest in transport.>The internship is full-time, pays minimum wage and is due to end in August. There may be an opportunity for him to extend it but for now he is beginning the search for a full time job.>"While it's not permanent, the experience has been invaluable," he says. "It's as powerful as my university degree."Kek. He'll still be on a low wage if he manages to secure himself a full time job these days. Too many graduates, too many immigrants and now AI has been thrown into the mix. Imagine thinking your degree was worth it just because you got an "internship". I thought you're meant to get past all that bullshit with a degree. Cope.
Zoomers are only going to university because it's "trendy" and a way to avoid working for five years. The vast majority of them really are too dumb for any worthwhile degree.
>never finished a degree>no job experience>full-time /britfeel/ seether>thinks mocking others will help him
>>84758149Nah, it just shows that university is a scam. It's not that these places want people with degree's, it's just that these people have useless degree's.I used to work with a lad who would try and brag about how he'd been to a great uni and blahblahblah, but he'd get upset when I'd got bored of his bragging and tell him that I left school with hardly any GCSE's, was a smackhead from 17-25, then spent years drinking and getting stoned, and still ended up in the same job as him, doing the same roll for the same pay. He stormed off once when I said, what happened mate, how did you fuck up with a university degree?Hate cunts like that.
>>84758196I'm mocking them because they are adding to the country's debt (the working man has to pay). If we made them all pay back loans on minimum wage (20% of it every week), then it would discourage many from going in the first place. They study shit that isn't relevant for a modern economy or something that is oversaturated like social media degrees. Braindead zoomers have only ever known tiktok and instagram growing up. Sad!
>>84758263Yeah they are right snobs. I actually for a while believed university was for people that had intelligence. I've read stories where many turn up barely able to do basic tasks like navigate a 'file manager' or use Microsoft Office. They expect things to work like a phone. "Double click? Nobody told me that. What's ethernet? Isn't it just wifi?"
>>84758263Your mate is a tosser. Probably seething about you on reddit and looking for validation from others that made the same mistakes.
>>84758298I used to think the same, but once I was an adult and experienced life a bit, I realised most treat it like a gap year (or 3).>>84758303He wasn't my mate, just say mate lad and fella too people as I don't care about knowing their name.
I just don't see how going to university implies you have a higher "work ethic". If you enjoy the job, you are going to have good work ethic regardless of some degree telling you so. Basically they want us that avoided this debt trap to do shit jobs. Not on.
>>84758285You've just shared two examples with degrees that are relevant to the modern economy but definitely keep on seething on an anonymous forum, it will pay off in the long run.
are scot lass went to university and works at sports direct in falkirk. having a degree is very valuable for retail these days.
>>84758337They're not relevant for the most part. Social media degrees are oversaturated anyway. These zoomers should be studying STEM or something that isn't saturated.
>>84758339That makes sense, but only if it was a mathematics genius, because what do when there's a problem with the till?
Suspiciously low stocked shelves.
>>84758383Tills calculate it all these days lad. If there's a problem they just don't operate. She should have picked a worthwhile degree than thinking she'd be digging up fossils after university.
>>84758397It's my own fault, I'm so witty and funny, I just jump in and treat bait as if it's an actual post. I wish you had held off a bit longer on this post, because I had just typed up something hilarious.
Going to university won't get me a drop of pussy.
There is such a thing as a fanny Dr. You could go to uni, study anesthesiology, then drop out and study gynecology, become a fanny Dr, prod them all day, then when you find a nice one, knockout the owner and give it a lick.
Actually, I think I just had a great idea. Sack off these forren Dr's, round up all the incels and tell them that if they go to medical school they could become a fanny Dr.Boom, r NHS is saved.
will roses be ok with seeing a male cunt doctor who isn't a chad?
Watching some auditing videos this morning.
>>84758507Only Chad gets to stick his fist up their rosey pussies and say "just a little bit of discomfort".
>>84758507>cunt doctorWay to scare of the birds, lad. It's fanny Dr. We need an acceptable name here. The media won't let us advertise for a cunt doctor, think of the optics.
>Can you blur my face out?No love, you are a public servant. I must put your face online now and get off to others commenting about your appearance and telling you to go back to your country.
Are prostitutes and OF sloots pubic servants?
>>84758532>pubic servants
Good brekkie this wasI fink X
Oh hello, I'm a banker, I work in the financial zone.Oh hello, I'm an OF sloot pubic servant, I work in the erogenous zone.
Richmond Council workers using their work time to chat casually on Teams. Big GDPR breaches right there. I guess this is why you wait so long on the line to the council. They need to really address Charlotte on her language. Very unprofessional and concerning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ax4MsJQrpg
Today is a pregab day, I have decided. I will venture out and get supplies to see me through the day shortly, then return and play some vidya while cooking some food, then get messy mid afternoon and let the fun ensue.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwFjw7uzrUo
only 207 days until mister footlad returns and i can tell him the love witch fucking sucked
State of the dress code. Tongue piercing, nose ring. Women treat the uniform like it's some kind of fashion show.
>>84758604They need to be beaten into submission.
>>84758568>You are filming outside the child services building. they always love to make it about the children don't they when they don't like being filmed. wagie thought he really owned him there.
>>84758591Corrrr, my kind of day, sounds lush 4xMe? Garn airport. Sprog wants to look at airplanes
>>84758616They are just there to do the talking. The male officers usually do all the physical work. Useless cunts most of them.
>>84758604Both kind of looking unprofessional, but I also agree, piercings shouldn't be allowed. Also it looks like they don't have their bodycams on.>>84758632He has his on.
Coldberg still effin me up a lillIs it notX
>>84758637Yes it will usually be green or red flashing when recording. Axon must be making bank selling these as they charge subscriptions to public bodies.
I wonder what Defne is doing this weekend in my country.
Mad to think they didn't have bodyworn video before 2015. I expect they got away with a lot more like shoving you against walls and beating you up on night walks. Notice how you rarely see the old grumpy police mongs these days? Bet they rejected having to use these.
SCEA will be glad that his LICE hating legacy lives on
Fink i need sneedX
>>84758624That sounds fun, you going in, or just parking near one?I CBA going out, but once I do, I can concentrate on chilling then. 5 hours and I'll have the pill.
Getting worked over by these advanced beginner bots as I learn to move the pieces around onna chessboard.Frustrating, but what am I going to do, just win everything? Boring.Still love it.
>>84758853for me it was chess master
>>84754901>>84754920Switzerland has lots of referendums every year. When they go to the polls they have a series of questions to answer. Pretty cool idea. Pic related.>>84754943>>84755002>>84755020Rishi Sunak is English and he was in charge of England, and the UK. Although he is unfortunately an out-of-touch Tory. Sir Keir is also English and he's now in charge.>That's where Brexit came fromBrexit did get a narrow victory, but there have been recent polls showing a majority now want to rejoin the EU.
Another day of hyperbolic gospel drivel. Sigh.
Cake sheds? Must be a middle class gimmick. Wouldn't trust them myself.
Me? Off to lidl, get some supplies. Can I be arsed?, nope, but needs must. Going to treat myself to some homemade sosij n egg mcmuffers, might even treat muhself to a visit of the middul of lidl.>>84758935Yeah it sucks living in low trust neighbourhoods innit blud.*brrrp brrrp brrrp's at you*
Who is ready for another 12 hours on 4chan today?
>>84758943>12 hours on 4chan today?
>Please note money is not left here overnight & is regular check>Smile for the cameraCringe. 28 years old too.
>Found something to be upset over >Found someone to lash out at
>>84758941Yeah wouldn't be tolerated around here. That's not my concern though. I would not trust food made in people's homes.
>>84758960>& is regular checkWho is the forren, her or you?
mah whyfe she number 1 cake shed baker in the england
One that caters for the under 6ft lads.
Not spamming your grim sex drivel about Sean today champ?
>>84758991That's a good idea, then electrify the metal structure when not stood at the window watching the cakes.
everything is bait material for him
>>84758988She can't do something basic like type up a sign. Why would I trust her to bake to a high standard?
>>84759004Is it based in the IRL? I thought it was a supergoogle creation.
>>84759013It's real. Bored mid women hoping to make it by running cake sheds (tiktok thing). What will they think of next?
Oh it was all about hating the woman because he's a lonely freak that's terminally online.
me? livin in the future xox
>>84759017There were a few round by where my mum and stepdad had a static caravan. Loads of honesty boxes with fresh eggs and honey. It was breddy sweet, until the saddening return to uncivilisedation. Luckily here's a farmshop close to my town, and that has some great stuff in there, and they sell the cake shed cakes as well.>>84759027I'm not him, I'm just complaining about the low trust society we mostly live in.
Late one this morning been dreaming out ripe preuvian cocks cum blasting me
>>84759036I know who I meant and it wasn't you lad.
>Mother-of-two opened her cake shed a year agoGrim. Why do they need to mention this in news articles? Some kind of incredible achievement she spread her legs and had cock thrust her until he spews out his muck?
My hatred for foids
>>84759042I know, I was just saying.
Police tried to make me put the books back in the book swap thing on a night walk. Told them it's discrimination and time to jog on. I sold the books online for a cash boost.
My twisted world
Kill the police smash the courts full blown copper death
>Affordable devices will be cheap ipads that stream from the cloud. Actual computing and storage will be too expensive for most>Trying to log in without your eID will be against every ToS. The last few anonymous users resisting out of spite will be relegated to the lowest quality, most botted and surveilled corners of the webnot looking forward to the future lads.
On antipsychotics for 16 years still no tardive dyskinesia get in
Grim shut in lmao
>>84759072Worry about the present anon, the future is fucked. Remember years ago when people were laughing at the conspiracy nuts for talking about the things that are happening right now in 2026?The world is "waking up!"Yeah to the fact it's too late. Big uprising? Urgh weather's a bit shit, footy's on, we're off on holiday, BLOODY FORRENS.
Delusional shut in making a name for himself on /britfeel/ lmfao
Me? Garn post all day again now, got that signal like batman x
>>8475911427x more lush this sunday morning my laaaaaaaaaaaaad
Finnish this choon, then heading out to consoom.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPcYh4S7Hhw
Me? Garn this new dry pub this with the mosque lids soon x They said I've to be on my bestest behaviour or they'll rough my cheeks up good and proper x
>>84759114More botty blasting adventures from the piped pipers of willies please
>>84759171Really glad our Helperlad found his true self in time for Pride Month. He was living a lie pretending to be a straight lad now its Homo Helper styleee all the way and that is LUSH xxxx
Ganja at this hour it not good but it must be done
>>84759107Don't worry the government will convince every one to hate those that do not give into closed source, AI powered operating systems. As long as they can doomscroll social media all day...they won't care.
Am going in for the kill xAm doing it for a thrill x
Couldn't imagine sitting outside greggs all day wasting my life away like that. Pretty grim up in Blackpool.
Eating out Ruth's arsehole
Vapes dead and not got another it overs
Me? Dreamt I was bound by me arms and legs and forced to squirm across the spunk riddled floor of the local masjid sex dungeon xClassic wriggly worm style x
>>84759248No big burly bantus today lid?
Me? Legs spread getting banged classic missionary style by Wassim, Ali and his throbbing cock in one hand, and Yousef and his bulging wollocks in another. They rotate every minute or so so they can experience me fully xKeeping it air tight x
>>84759224I bet's it so pink and cute.
Tyrants couldn't kick him out kek. They were so gutted the police didn't solve the "problem".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDvN20pqnBk
>>84759314Its brown and stinks like all arseholes
Britfeel Teletext edition is done. It has a hot new features, nobody asked for it, nobody wanted it, but it here xhttps://github.com/BRITFEELRADIO/Britfeel-Teletext-Edition/releases/tag/Main
>>84759224it taste like heaven but not as lush as her cunt x
>>84759339She's very hygienic so no.
Greggs lass probably got a nice one too.
>>84759308Corrrrr sounds similar to yesterday that you must absolutely be gagging for it at this point de lid
>>84759341Shan't be downloading glowie shareware
emily has got a rather hairy one I reckon. Probably some good cheeks on her too.
>>84759341Looks decent mate how long did that take to make?Me? Already got feel street on my task bar. Any board for that matter, fully customisable .
why do jobcentre staff get so grumpy when you start filming the public building? they wasted police time by calling them on TLA.
Thinking about the thousands of willing cocks waiting for me, my arsehole is ready, puckered, and pointing upwards for ease of access x
40 years old scottish male filming jobcentres and somehow this man is getting married and has multiple sprogs.
do you think ruth still enjoys cheesecakes from waitrose?
Adult social worker visit next month. Am I allowed to film them for my security?
They did absolutely nothing wrong
>>84759393Loyalist at the ready! Rock hard, blue balled, and standing by x
>>84759378I broke something in the first release but fixed it now. It took all of two days and AI holding my hand.
>>84759421Not funny lad. A bit distasteful like the last time.
>>84759430It's amazing what you can do with AI desu.Anyone remember this? All made with AI.
>>84759455Im gunna add a feature onto the teletext edition, but im not sure if i can essentially what i hope it'll do is youll be able to type in a username say like Helperlad, and then underneath it'll give you some analytics for the thread, so like Helperlad posted X amount of times, he's likely up during these hours:I think that would be fun x
>>84759461You will be able to do that, you've already got the lid lad lod thing, just ask the AI to add it in as a feature. What AI are you using?
Garn for a hot steamyweamy showers now xGetting my botty ready for the inevitable bumming x
>>84759075i've had antipsychotics before. sometimes i feel dizzy on them, especially after doing exercise of any kind (even just a walk). you ever get that?
nu do bad poopies daddee, am gud fwuffy! fwuffy dance fow daddee!
>>84759471it kinda works, gunna refine it a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQCH8TcueWAHe's got a point, and here we are, following the states and focusing on race, and wanting anybody and everybody to become a citizen.It's easy to focus only on race and call everybody racist, that's why the leftie liberal loons love race so much.
Weatherfu overfeeding his poor bloated tank of a cat.Yet another britfeel animal abuser.
>>84759471Teletext edition is actually coming on in leaps and bounds good lord.
might get a pretty girl to walk up and down my back
Gave my botty a proper douching and it was lush x
>>84759531That isn't bad that mate, just a shame that anyone can use the name so it really skews any stattos
>back to the office tomorrow
>>84759577How'd you do that big man?
Me? Where do I see myself in 10 years? Chained up as a wantu commanders sex slave at the flamingo land outpost x
i don't have a jewish bf
Okay the Schizo version is released now with user trackinghttps://github.com/BRITFEELRADIO/Britfeel-Teletext-Edition/releases/tag/Schizoand there was some freezing going on with the .exe version should be working now
>>84759696>with user tracking>BRITFEELRADIO
The anal beast from crawley
END Racism
>>84759443You wouldn't say that about the George Floyd memes or when a million Pakistani get blown up abroad funding by your taxes
START racism
>>84759706l wouldnt worry about it
Why do we fall down?
Anyone fancy fucking me softly in my puckered bum holel?
>>84759776How are the fat jabs going big lad?
>>84759696More glowware it not lush x
>>84759791mr wayne...they told me you was dead
>>84759817Nope, the tax man was on my case, and to kill the wife and flee the country, you know how it is.
>>84759850new edition lids
>>84759696Have you made it so that it tracks into new threads yet without shitting itself?
Example of it ingesting the new thread and seamlessly putting both on the stream, anyway I'm off to the new bread.
>>84759873So you can just close and reopen it and it'll open the new thread or just open a new version of it and youll keep both. I could probably make it switch to the new thread after 500 posts or so
>>84759915It scans the catalogue for a new thread of the same name every 30s then when it grabs one it adds it into the stream. As to closing and opening, it's a web app now, I've got it running on my shitty VM in the cloud so I just access it through the browser, might as well be opening 4chan though at this point kek.
>>84759941>it's a web app nowLink?
>>84758884That's because nothing changed and the forrins are still in control. the population got buck broken.Rishi Sunak isn't English. His name is Sunak.
>>84758994>>84759114beginning to think the crymong is actually spammong now lel
>>84759696have you made it so it tracks the ip of anyone who uses it so you can accuse them of being scea?
