>"Ugh... A human"
>>84750977I'd throw her a dog treat to win her
>>84750977>man, what's wrong with being human?>come on, throw me a bone here>wait, that's my job
>>84751038>"I'm a wolf you idiot!"
>>84751058>"ENOUGH with the dog jokes. This is why no one likes you stupid humans"
>>84751080>"Cats are better than dogs, doggie."
>>84751080>angry dog noises>here here, headpats are in order
>>84751092>"And wolves are better than both! But you know what's beneath all of them? HUMANS!"
>>84751061Same thing, now eat the chicken sticks
>>84751123>*I take out the Wolf Giga-raper 9001 and blast rape beams at this stupid fucking doggie pretending to be a wolf>"Get raped, poochie"
>>84751113>"As if I'll let you put your filthy hands on me. You probably pick your nose with that thing, icky human."
>>84750977Time for walkies then a bath my love
>>84751198>"well duh, i don't take my hand off to pick my nose">"now come here, let's watch that tail swish">rubbing fingers together
>>84751230>"Stop demeaning me! And I don't do walkies, I RUN!"
Momiji cutest. Would headpat~