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I want dick so bad but I'm a loner and have no friends.
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You want contentment, not material things.
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Post the addy fakecel
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>>84751929
go on any literally any dating app you dumb foid
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>>84751929
Where are you from, idiot?
Let's fix this right now, it'll be this easy.
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>>84751929
Then just grow one.
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No man has ever given a fuck whether I have friends (couple ltrs under 1 year, 9 year relationship and a current bf over 2 years)
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Go on /soc/ or dating apps or something?
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>>84751929
>guys I'm so sad because I want things but for some reason it's just not falling into my lap :(((((
HMMMMMMMMMMMM I THINK I'VE FOUND THE CORE ISSUE
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>>84751929
You would be wise to take me as your companion
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>>84751929
Its not rocket science. If you lurk on soc long enough and add enough anons youll eventually find one that is local. Worked for me atleast and we are 5 years strong and engaged now
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>>84752033
hope you searched their handle on the archive first people post the most putrid shit and think it won't come back to them
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>>84752033
why would you waste your time on soc when u can use a literal fucking app that limits the search to your area. obv bait thread anyway, there is literally no such thing as a woman who cant get laid.
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>>84752044
lol he doesnt post anything foul on here. Hes just a nerd and posts on stuff related to his hobby and argues with fools that disagree with him
>>84752049
I have irrational fears of dating apps that relate to not knowing who knows me and just being a paranoid freak. It was fun just adding someone based on their stats and then getting to know them and seeing what they look like after the fact instead of being face fucked by a bunch of random pics that are supposed to woo you into wanting to be with them. Also I have no clue what I would post on a dating app profile thats way too much pressure
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>>84751929
Why can't foids date a guy long term and get dicked down by him too? Why is it always impulsive sexual shit or a relationship but never both
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>>84752078
I wish I had a foid that saw this in me but I'm just relegated to fucking around with mentally ill bpd cunts at my age (33)
Every woman closer to my age here is just miserable and single for a reason
Every younger girl either only wants sex or, if they're sane, wants nothing to do with me at all besides casual talking.

Seeing happy couples off here is somehow worse than seeing couples irl
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>>84751929
maybe we can chat a bit, figure something out. hmu on discord fox_and_rabbit
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>>84752125
Sorry anon. Its always worth posting in ideal partner threads if your interested in finding someone. The worst thatll happen is your in the same spot as you are now
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>>84752185
>Soc
I'm brown, I can't use soc, nor do I want to. People off r9k are far less obnoxious overall
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>>84752125
I will say part of what makes us both work so well together I think is that we were both virgins whom who had not dated prior to being with each other so doing all of your firsts with someone really makes a difference I think.
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>>84752125
If you can't get a normal relationship maybe ur the mentally ill one. Fucking moron
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>>84752193
Didnt know soc had racial rules. I can see why you cant get any sane pussy lol
>>84752201
No literally though bro is clearly the problem from the looks of it
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>>84752125
I met my bf on /soc/ he's 34 and I'm 31 he was moreso trying to make friends not a gf have you tried joining some groups
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>>84751976
can somebody post a photo-realistic ai-generated version of that webm?

>hyena.webm
it's a little known fact that both male and female hyeans have a penis, and they're approximately the same length.
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>>84752209
>Le dismissive comment
I'm not saying I haven't met anyone who would give me a chance off there, it just seems like the ones I do meet off there turn out to be turbo whores.
Now I don't care for virginity but I'm not interested in a girl who's had 10+ dicks sorry
Most r9k foids are far better
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>>84752194
>doing all of your firsts with someone really makes a difference I think

Totally agree. I had the privilege of marrying my first girlfriend, and we were both virgins until our wedding night. We learned everything from each other. There's nothing more satisfying.
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>>84751929
As a femcel, I keep getting sexual dreams but irl im asexual and don't want s*x. It's so strange
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>>84752344
You just haven't come to terms with the fact that you want to get raped.
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>>84752261
There was an ai video I had in mind when I posted that, but I couldn't find it. It's not even supposed to be a recreation of the video I posted, but it is a woman growing a penis out of her vagina.
Female hyenas don't have penises. They just have massive clitorises that actually tend to be bigger than the males' penises and it's becoming an increasingly common known fact.
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>>84752194
>doing all of your firsts with someone really makes a difference
that is impossible when youre a 30+ khhv incel freak
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>>84752258
Yes I've tried that too. Soc just isn't for me
I'd honestly rather make friends right now anyway, trying too hard never works



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