>tfw he asks for soapy titty pics, but I know he's actually just an evil manipulator who wants to trick me into showering, so I lowkey have to block him and find my peace
>>84752068i asked my ex to show me her boobs two days ago and she says she got a bf instead
>>84752068You can send me dry titty pics if you want
>>84752068Guys can't ask you for shower nudes if you never shower in the first place.... think about it....
I always listen to funky music while I'm showering and I always have to fight the urge to start dancing because I don't want to slip and crack my skull on the bathroom sink.
>>84752075Oof.>>84752199But then I have to take my top off, which is the first step to getting naked, which is what you do when you shower, which I don't do.>>84752217I like the way you think>>84752265Just don't shower, then you can listen to funy music in your room and dance, without slipping
>>84752289...But I feel gross if I don't shower every day? Fuck's wrong with you people.
>>84752295>Fuck's wrong with you people.showers are a government psyop. They want you to scrub away your natural smell. Also its just an unnecessairy hassle. I'm on week 4 of no showers right now. I only wash my hair cause I don't like how it feels greasy.
>>84752295showering washes away your natural pheromones
>>84752068>lowkeyZoomer tiktok foid go away
>>84753105>Unc upset that they are oldMany such cases
>>84752068i do this but with foids telling me they love me before they even know how much of a complete mental case i am.
>>84752068Just say your pepperoni nips make you feel insecure and move on fatty.
>>84753097I offer to wash your hair next time
>>84753097Describe your girlstink in vivid, excruciating detail
>>84753281Well that too, duh, but that's secondary to the shower thing>>84754282I would appreciate that. Its a hassle.>>84754305I don't stink, I smell the way that God intended me to. Its getting a little gross tho, ngl. I should shave
If I had a gf I'd watch her shower every day
>>84752068i got excited seeing perfect blue on the catalog but it was just a girlfail larp again. don't bait me with good movies foid
>>84754352That's weird, don't do that>>84754514Yeah, my bad, but also where I live they just recently played in at the theatre and I went to see it with popcorn and all on the big screen. Absolute kino. Not to make you jealous or anything
>>84754530i want to see it on the big screen so bad dude. a month ago or so i watched it twice in one day and hit a crazy dissociation walk unsure if i was real it was awesome
>>84754553Yeah, it was awesome !! Its my second favorite Satoshi Kon work, after Paranoia Agent. If you live in a big city maybe they'll show it in theatres at some point. We have some indie cinemas here that have anime special premiers all the time. Going to Grave of the Fireflies next !! (again, not to make you jelous for calling me a bait poster or anything)
>>84754597i haven't seen paranoia agent yet! i really liked paprika because obviously. i don't mind seeing that one on the small screen because it felt like the liminality of being able to see around my computer into the real world matched the going in and out of dreams, but perfect blue is so About Film that a theater feels like it would be a better place to experience it. i feel like i should say something along the lines of "the best place to experience it would be alongside a big titty fembot with a pleasing girlsmell" but my heart just isn't in it
>>84754686>but my heart just isn't in itThat's okay, anon. I couldn't help with the big titty part anyways. But if you liked Paprika and Perfect Blue definitely watch Paranoia Agent. Absolute kino 10/10
>>84752068take yo damn shower bitch you stink
>>84752068what's wrong with soapy titty pics anyways
>>84754705No>>84754714I'd have to use soap (ew)
>>84754702noted! you know i hear your tits get bigger if you wash them :) it's something in the water like chemicals from the government :)
>>84754747I'd like to see your sources on that. Sounds fake
>>84754754haha don't worry about it! just shower and leave your credit card with me while you're gone :)
>>84754852Sounds legit. Enjoy the 20 bucks on it !!
>>84754864YESSSSSSSSSS TWENTY DOLLARS!!!!
>>84754872Shit, does this make me sugar mommy?
>>84754886i don't think you can do both sugar mommy and musty girl at the same time. foid inc repossesses your car or something
>>84754916Thank God. I am not financially stable enough to maintain a sugar mommy lifestyle. Maybe 30 years from now
>>84754959the year is 20XX. the last sugar mommy watches in horror as her portfolio tanks. her phone buzzes with a message from a young man in urgent need of a couple hundred dollars. "No," she texts him, through teary eyes. "Those days are over." An angel loses its wings as the economy turns over and sinks into the mud
>>84754985I shed a tear
>>84755035as it rolls down your body rejoices at the first touch of water it has felt in years. you feel your skin begin to heal ever so slightly from the severe pheromone exposure. the tear falls, the moment passes, the smell returns. c'est la vie
>>84755080You're telling me I'll be old asf and still too lazy to shower? Holy shit, the future is grim.
>>84755164now could be your last chance to turn your life around... just think about it...
>>84754597wtf that's kinda scary what are the chances. I also watched perfect blue in the theater and i already have a ticket for grave of the fireflies. btw I also hate showering but my mom forces me to :[
>>84755229r9k is a forum where you contact your parallel selves. there are a single digit number of souls interfacing through it each is simply iterated over and over
>>84755174Don't PUSH me !! >>84755229Wait shit, really? Are you seeing Grave of the Fireflies this month too?
>>84755268then can i at least get a whiff. blinks cutely
>>84755276You might think you want that now, but you will probably regret it
>>84755264I wish I could meet myself and we would scissor >>84755268>Are you seeing Grave of the Fireflies this month too?yea on the 30th lol I'm from europe btw ^_^
>>84755315>yea on the 30th lol Anon, I think we might be going to the same movie
>>84755326erm that's scary idk how to feel about that :<look out for a crying girl that's probably me (I heard the movie is sad)It's probably not the same theater tho, I went to a different one some time ago and also saw a perfect blue poster with the same date. maybe we just live in the same country or region
>>84755376>erm that's scary idk how to feel about that :<WOWW, okayyy :( damnnNo, but yeah I think there's two theaters playing it on the 30ths, so might be different ones. I went to perfect blue with my friend, but we were sitting in the front on the crappy seats cause she cheaped out
>>84755409>WOWW, okayyy :( damnnlol no I'm just nervous ^_^ I don't post often on r9k anymore so I'm glad I found someone with similar movie tasteA new friend of mine bought tickets without asking me so I had to pay 20 bucks :[ but I would have probably missed it if she didn't get them
>>84755315i respect this level of self-esteem. if i could meet myself i think we'd fight to the death. but wow there really are two of you this thread has not at all gone how it seemed like it would every day is a miracle
>>84755409honestly crappy seats might be the move for it. i'm picturing rumi's fuckass face viewed from slightly below blown up on a big screen and chuckling to myself
>>84755533Yeah, it was actually not that bad. The fight sequences were pretty kino, especially the final one with Rumi and the Me-Mania one, and whenever Cham was singing up on stage it felt like actually watching them on a stage. My neck kinda hurt after tho
>>84755585the only thing unrealistic was women in attendance a REAL cham concert would be entirely 28 year old men and delinquents
>>84755585heh... I'm the one who's also watching grave of the fireflies soon and I was wondering if I could give you my discord idk i feel like you have a fun personality gulp (istg I'm real and a girl)
>>84755601That was the overwhelming movie attendence too lmao, but it was a good time. Made for the most authentic experience>>84755615I don't really use discord and I'm not sure if you really wanna drop your tag on here, since it'll be in the archives for like ever, but you sound really nice too. Maybe I'll see you at the movie
so circumcised guys wink, wink just a quick tip 4 ya when you hop out the shower apply a layer of dishwashing soap to the head of your cock and let dry and guess what your cock will be super squeaky bling bling mirror shiny no joke brosso backstory how i discovered this works when i was put on a round of antibiotics from the hostpital my skin improved in quality like baby smooth everywhere and i mean EVERYWHERE cuz when i fapped i noticed i could see my own reflection in my cock!something about having zero bacteria on your dick makes it go extremely smooth and shiny.so when i ran out of antibiotics i thought well now what soooooi thought the strongest bacteria killer i had on hand wassssdishwashing detergent and something about exfoliating your skin fresh out the shower and applying dish wash soap to your dick just makes it shine like a diamond!well it may take a couple of days (and you'll probably be exfoliating excess skin for a couple days) but trust me this works GUARANTEED just thought id share my method for all the cute circumcised boys out there.
>>84755664if you guys meet at the movie you need to tell me that would be magical af >>84755677i appreciate your enthusiasm big guy you polish that banister or however the soap is squeaked
