Big Floppa editionQott: Are you a top or bottom? https://strawpoll.com/NPgxeX0DMZ2Previous thread: >>84741668
>>84753513All logical evidence points to "god" being a malevolent sadist
>>84753513doesn't this cat hiss at anything that exists? https://youtu.be/36XKdIrcSglbeyond me how someone could take them in as pets
>0 topsGrim
>>84753573Russian people like these types of pets. Also that video doesn't work
>>84753573>beyond me how someone could take them in as petscus they're heckin friend shape and super chonkers
>>84753590https://youtu.be/36XKdIrcSgIedited the link wrong, what a dumbass. This one should work>Russian people like these types of petsof course, they're just like them
>>84753610they do look like very pettable, until they rip your hand off
I'm gonna blogI got to hang out with a friend last night. Just to catch up. It was really nice, I really like talking with him, we are practically the opposite. He is straight and all, and I guess I kinda want him, but I know that isn't in the cards. I think my brain is just wired to crush on people that I don't have a chance with, must be why I decided to be gay.I don't know what to do for the rest of the day. Usually I try not to be in the house, but I have ran out of things to drive to. Think I'll see a movie later tonight.
meow is actually a floppa
>>84753558Anyone who likes it up the ass is a faggot. Side is the only valid path for gays.
>>84753589>1 topyour're was is is are welcome
>>84753611I wouldn't keep one for obvious reasons but they are cute
>>84753685they have their charm. I prefer lynxes, they're fluffier and more peaceful, they're snowy mountains cats
>>84753647Raise your ears in the air if you is a playa>>84753682Gay you used to be shy about ts
>>84753589>more tops than bottomsit all makes sense now
>>84753810What does hm
>>84753838What does balenciaga
>>84753838use your words anony
>>84753847Gaylenciagay>>84753857Skrrr bm dshh dshh skrr bum dshh
>>84753881zamn anon that's FIRE
>thread made too early>already ton of repliesI hate every singly one of you
It doesn't matter what I say here, and I want to tell someone without repercussion, emotional or whatever.I am in my early 20s and I am rich.Still very lonely though, money doesn't buy those kinds of things
>>84753960now imagine being lonely and not economically well off. And worst of all, you gotta work. All that money will be useful to get you some happiness
>>84753890Thank you thank you We love you
>>84753983It doesn't take much creativity to imagine it, I lived it, I was 19 not long ago living in an unknown city alone. I am still humble (maybe even the most humble heh) I just, thats a crazy thing to say you know. I didn't win the lottery, I just worked a lot. I still will work, not that rich heh.
>>84754007good job, anon. enjoy your good fortune
lost my virginity 10 times today, have 10 more virginities lined up to lose tomorrow, god i love being a permanent gaycel
>>84754018I will (I think so), and I want to learn how to "pay it forward".
>>84754039you worked hard. what's there to pay forward?
>>84754020Good job anon, I love saying that i'm virgin every time too
>>84754007how does someone get so rich from 19 to early 20s?
boy needy againsigh
I'm the real brother Louie
>>84754092where are Huey and Dewey?
>>84754044I just think it is right to give back in some way. >>84754067People say I am smart, but I know I am just lucky. That or I made a deal with the devil unbeknownst to my present self at a young age. But in exchange I will be taking over the world. I think it is a combination of all three. I can't explain what the curse is to you though.
huey just a crumble of your fat latino smelly big cock please
>>84754159are you dome kinf of finance bro? Or a hardware engineer?
>>84754154Modern talking yes
possums are cute from far away but up close not so much. I don't know why.
reminder meow has never and never will be 1000km within a possum
>>84754252*extremely loud incorrect buzzer* wrong
>>84754266Nyope I sleep with my plosshies every nite
>>84754278show us or you're larping
>>84754295Maybe tomorrow I'm too tired to get them
Another Saturday another ufc slop. What is this matchmaking even? Marcus McGhee went from fighting peter yan who went on to fight for the title in his next fight, which was a bizarre fight to make anyway, to fighting a random guy with 10-4 record (1-1 ufc). They're giving Iwo what they think is an easy ko but it might not play that way this time. Ziam should be fighting someone ranked higher. But the dumbest matchup is Brandon Allen coming off of the biggest win of his career, getting ranked in top 5, only to fight a guy who isn't even in the top 15 and who isn't really a good match up for him. It's the definition of a lose lose. Why would you take that fight????
Hopping on grindr right now. App is full of onlyfans bots but I really want to slobber on something rn
I'm on grindr too not gonna meet anyone tho I just want attention
hello there boys how are you
>>84754469Nobody gives me attention on grindr anymore. I have to go a little into the city and I get guys with a 9.5 inch cock messaging me but right as we are about to hookup they dont drop the address.
>>84754501Too bad so sad waa
>>84754527I hope you have sex with a tall handsome man tonight
>>84754541Likewise but I don't want to have sex I want a bf
>>84754568I hope you find a tall handsome life partner who loves you tonight
I don't even know if I want a bf at this point
I dont want a bf because I am not attracted to men that way. I dont want to cuddle and live with one. I just want to have sex with men and I think other cocks are really hot. I like it when they are big and tall and muscular and treat me like a woman but I would not marry and move in with him
Everyone just wants their knight in shining armor
>>84754584I won't but thank you for saying that anyway
>>84754603>and treat me like a womanhot
>>84754611it's fun trying to be that for a boy
>>84754589why is that the case anony
boys with squeezable thighsunf
>tfw no 2021 avocado nikocado bf
i workout so much to have gorgeous thighs and honestly i don't even know if ive made any change
>>84754876It's all genetics honestly
>>84754876if you're physically a lot more capable than you were before, then surely they must be decently thicker/denser
>>84754876can l touch them
>>84754876are those thighs hairy and fluffy
>>84754942no i'm a twink bro
>>84754897yeah maybe i'm just crazy>>84754927paypal me 10k i'll fly you out
>>84754988>paypal me 10k i'll fly you outur not worth that much sweetie sowwy
>>84754756Never had one so the need for one is becoming rudimentary + I'm very not great looking
>>84755084You have no idea how much I really am worth
>>84755097you'd be surprised. the desire can be covert for a good while in the backround and them jam itself in the forefront of your brain with the right stimuli>I'm not very great lookinghow so?
>>84755111i'm not gonna cut you down further anon i'm just spitting facts
>>84755144you're spitting LIES
>>84755117I have a mirror I know that I wasn't gifted with beauty, and no I really don't want to be a bf. Maybe a husband but no sex and living apart. No actually I don't really want that either
>>84755166it's a game. if i have to pay a red cent to have a boy show off to me i've already failed. it's a lot more fun seducing them so they're doing it just because they want to make you happy.
>>84755173>no sex and living apartJeez, anon, you certainly seem resolute. Always felt that way about relationships?
>>84755205No but the blue light and dopamine overload cleared my brain so I don't remember what I thought of it before but I was always weird and loony about relationship that I've never had anyway. I shall go to bed rn
>>84755222Sorry about the alien abduction bro. Have a good sleep.
I want a another boy to go to bed at the same time so we could connect through neuralinks and connective consciousness and see each other in a dream. Yes I want to believe that people can see each other there
>>84755249*kisses you through the astral plane*
>>84753513I don't knowt. virgin
>>84755329but surely you have a preference in your mind
hey y'all I'm at work taking a bathroom break. gonna go to lunch soon but I wanted to make sure that I used the toilet first. toilet time is protected work time. I spent the last half hour in the freezer anyway so I deserve it. it's soo cold in there. anyway I hope you're having a good night, I'll see you later at home. love you
>>84755360good luck at workberg anony. luvu2
>>84755188I'm open to being seduced too I suppose
I downloaded grindr. Now we wait
>>84755392I've been really considering grindr for a bit update us on what it's really like
>>84755391nta but hii anon why do you want to be seduced is that a kink of yours
>>84755419Who doesn't want to be seduced a little I feel like that's not really a kink
>>84755469what do you like? are you partial to pet names? every boy has their own "buttons" that particularly get them going when mashed
>>84755483I think someone would have to be drop dead gorgeous to get away w calling me a pet name to be honest with u. I'm a big physical touch guy tho id say
>>84755577>someone would have to be drop dead gorgeous to get away w calling me a pet namenaturally lol. >I'm a big physical touch guythat's cute. caressing, petting, and being felt all over? it'd be hard not to give petnames when doing that to a boy
>>84755392my shitty ass old phone can't even run grindr so I was told when I looked it up and recommended some other app I've never heard of.
>>84755641it's kinda funny i've been with women and like a trans guy but ive never really been with like a man man
how do we feel about anorexic boys?
>>84755751Needs a little meat on the bones, seriously. That isn't healthy.
>>84755724really? that is surprising. do you think your preferences would change in that kind of dynamic? it'd be weird to go from dating people who are probably more naturally feminine to something masculine.
>>84755751OMG i thought I was skinny anon! But my thighs are twice as big as yours. You really need to eat more :( like asap!
>>84755788>But my thighs are twice as big as yours.skinny but fat thighed boysunf
Thighs are one part of a boy that should be fat and jiggle when slapped. Also they need to be around my head.
>>84755804a man of culture. I kneel
>>84755804>should be fat and jiggle when slapped. Also they need to be around my head.benis too
>>84755787hmmm i don't reallllly think so honestly
>>84755858only fair, anon. a man knows what a man wants...
work is so boring today
>>84755995working on a saturday? what are you some kind of loser?
https://youtu.be/2Ostmx1IgTM
>>84755912alas.. tonight i will lay about and watch Burn After Reading
After eating out for lunch guess what, I got another pizza out. To top it off I' having some tooth pain... hope another one of my teeth aren't rotting.
>>84756119guy nobody invited:
>>84756129yeah story is crashing the party. Hope you brought enough food.
>>84756010no i'm a wagie who needs money to survive
>>84756129god i know right
been reading greek myth and man the prose is whack. it reads like a dwarf fortress battle log most of the time. it's not the worst but it's pretty stilted. I guess it makes sense a lot of it was probably for acting/oral recitation first and foremost where the expressing of the actors would do a lot of the heavy lifting
>>84754430The card is so lame.
>>84756218Is this the one taking place at the white house?
>>84756228Nope thats next sunday. That ones gonna be forsure entertaining.
>>84756240Still can't believe there's going to be a UFC fight at the white house. I would make a comment but the gay trump internet defense force would have my ass for it.
>>84756307Fuck trump, Fuck the UFC. I just want to see people get beat up.
>>84756307sounds believable enough, isn't this kind of stuff what america is all about
i am once again posting about how much i love penis
>>84756745Yeah that one looks kinda gross, 2/10 pp.
>>84756765>suckable head>veinyit's at least a 5/10
laaaaa, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaatonight we gon be it on the floor
You are my shyness boy-
my forehead is breaking outttttt uuuugghhhhhhh
>>84756745this one gets 6 points, a bit turgid and the hand isn't cute
tonight at work I learned that my coworker is gay. he's at least 10 years younger than me so I'm not going to hit on him, but it's cool to know that there we're out here. for some reason I thought that the hello kitty backpack was ironic but no he's just about that sanrio life. the whole team is younger than me really, and they're way more friendly and talkative than I was expecting or than I'm used to. it's pleasant enough, but a little exhausting. I feel like we're gonna all be hanging out after work by the end of the summer.
>>84757645glad to hear you're making friends anon. maybe that gay guy can hook you up with someone
A guy gave me worms, wtf do I do
>>84757678use that newfangled ivermectin all the kids are talking aboutand don't fuck weirdos next time you weirdo
>>84757678put them in the compost, worms are good for circulating the pile
hello again boys how are you
>>84757748i'm well thanks for asking, how are you? boys
>>84757760i am doing okay, thank you. just back from work so i am now relaxing. what are you up to?>boysyes, boys are nice
Where's that slutty 35 year old man who's going to college? I miss him ):(slut isn't pejorative here, just truthful)
>>84757748camwhoring on tttt
>>84757792you're camwhoring on TROUBLE IN TERRORIST TOWN?
>>84757802No. That's TTT. IM camwhoring on /TTTT/
>>84757789posting bout my summer job. what makes you say that i'm sluttyy tho?
>>84757814what is /tttt/ and why aren't you showing off to your fellow gay robots instead wtf
>>84757819idk I haven't been reading the threads, just a vibemb if you were obviously present -.-
>>84757819not him but i knew you were the 35 year old anon from your previous posts and am also now curious about your slut status
>>84757641okay but turgid swollen heads are hot so that better be in its favor and not against
>>84757823it's the funny way to say /lgbt/ bc that board is probably 90% trannies and sadly the jannies will instarape me on here
>>84757876i see. well good luck with the camwhoring i guess... *kicks rocks*
>>84757835i try to not draw too much attention, lest i become a lolcow. how have you been? staying busy?>>84757837egads. i did say that i was old in the last post, haha.
>>84757904jeez, anon, you're not going to become a lolcow by sharing your progress haha. don't feel the need to hide yourself; you're a good face to see around here :).
>>84757904okay I get the subtextthat was funnyno, not reallyI am strangely hoping it works out for you, thoughIn consideration of everything
>>84757891i'm sooorryyyyyyyy ok i really would if i really could
I'm just lonely ig. Again, mb for saying anything at all
>>84757922>>84757967hey, i don't have any hard feelings. no worries. say hi any time you want. if i seem standoffish, it's out of respect.i'm sure it'll all work out fine, in spite of everything. you know, i still kind of feel like e v e r y day is the best day. even the tough ones >:)
I wish I could play with a pp and suck on it
>>84757992there's a classic britney spears song about you -_-
>>84757914thank you, i appreciate it. i don't really have friends to text while i'm at work so it's nice to be able to vent online and share my workplace funny moments (gone wrong).
>>84758009sighh. me too bro.. me too.
>>84758009umm hi anon haha
>>84758022Hi mr pp haver
seeing your guy's vague presumable break-up relationship drama is kind of cool it's like what i see in my fanfics
>>84758010am i britney spears toxic? i wasn't trying to be sarcastic. i'm listening to toxic right now as i type this post however and i have to admit that i'm going to keep listening to more after this if you had any specific song suggestions..?
>>84758036hiii why do you want to play with a pp and suck on it so much anony i'm very interested to hear hehe
>>84758012>i don't really have friends to text while i'm at work so it's nice to be able to vent online and share my workplace funny moments (gone wrong).same. i'm such a vent-whore on break at work. i love having this space to spew my undiluted stream of consciousness into
i lowkey have oral fixation i think
>>84758127i have "boys with oral fixations" fixations
as a 90s kid i'll always love britney. truly an icon. i think that my absolute favorite track has to be "oops! i did it again." the red latex jumpsuit she wears in the music video, together with the firey pyrotechnics, really serve to illustrate both her lust and passion. she's NOT that innocent. the echoing chorus and hook reel us back in over and over - before you know it, the track is playing again, and again, on repeat... oops!
>>84758152i'm not a #britneybitch, but i do like her music and appreciate your passion, anon. show those other people why they should LEAVE. BRITNEY. ALONE!!!
>>84758139oh do u nowhow so mr anon
there's a lot of unnecessary cruelty here
>>84758166umm i like the idea of boys who really really really really want to "get their fix", just laying back and letting a nice boy unzip me and do whatever he'd want to tend to his fixations i.e. taking his time popping me in and out of his mouth as i get harder, feeling the difference in heft and size; rolling my balls around with his tongue as he strokes me and enjoys the sight poking right into his face haha.sorry i'll stop i'm getting too gay
>>84758193it's to help contrast when anons are sweet :)
>>84758194where's my bf who just lets me blow him whenever bro god my life is so hard
>>84758211mmpf i wish anon i'm horny all the time it sucks. i'd love to have a boy to match the amount of loads i'm churning out...
>>84758220literally just fly me out anon where are u from
>>84758220you know if you stop jerking off all the fucking time you actually stop being horny all the time
>>84758240haha you're cute anon but that's silly we don't even know eachother!>>84758250no i just get pent up and leaky and weirdly more productive like the constant tension of needing to breed a boy drives me to be better.i don't actually jerk off that often
>>84758262siiighhh whatever ur missing out on the greatest twink of all time but if u insist
>>84758262you could fly me outtt and breed me wheneverrr you desire but if ur not for it then i GUESS not anon. i GUESSSS not
I've had a bf for 9 years I just post here because I don't have friends
>>84758273>>84758314ooh, a double reply? anon really is a needy boy... how lucky am I to get the "greatest twink of all time" all desperate and mewling for me just from my horny fantasy ;)? is anon perhaps interested in talking about this elsewhere~?
>>84758332here's my discord https://litter.catbox.moe/43bsiskuwiyd0w3n.jpeg
I want to be cool like a JJK character
>>84756745i just don't understand how his penis is big and hairy and mine isn't
>>84758880have you tried touching your penis I hear that makes it bigger
>>84759001i'm touching it all the time and it's still not helping
>>84759033uh oh. maybe it's just small... but is that really a bad thing
small pps are cute
>>84753513>be me, walking down a dark alley at night>someone tries to mug me>try to shout something cool and intimidating before I strike them>wake up, jolt upwards and punch the air while shouting 'nigga'>the cute guy i was in bed with watched the whole thing and probably thought I was crazydo i an-hero?
>>84758880your penis is naturally hairless? cute
>>84759050it is because everyone i see has a big penis and even probably have a big penis>>84759087no i lied but there are junglemaxxing pubics there that easily have way more hair
I'm still a gaycel despite my best efforts, and that's okay. Many great gay / asexual men have been loveless...
Meow I'm lonely. Where husband? Waa.
>>84759282you gotta stay gaming, bro. don't focus on no boy. just stay gaming
I took a miralax mirafast chew because i havent pooped in a day so i got worried but i havent pooped yet but ive been getting really big braps for the last 2 hours and they're really loud and really "flappy" and feels like my gut is churning a bit and the smell reminds me of rot and death. I'm gonna die :(
>i havent pooped in a daySir this is a skinny general.
>>84759475>he doesn't knowThere are at least 3 regulars in here that are over 400lbs.
Sir this is a possy general please leave
>>84759480There's no way anyone here is that heavy.
>>84759498One of them even got a bf, allegedly.
I'm like 50 - 55kg
>>84759503Meow or story?
>>84759518I haven't even been 200 lb in my life tho
>>84759434nothign better than taking a cute farting boyfriend on laxatives and rubbing on his aching gassy belly clockwise to help him stimulate the poo and fartunf
>>84759518Just allegedly a very depressed very fat man who found a very chubby-chasing man who now lives with him and is forcing him to lose weight, but not all of it so there's still some chub for him to grab. The other is apostle and the third is a guy who was ousted as that fat in one of the shitty r9gay discords.
>>84759523Meowie how tall are you, I don't remember you ever saying.
>>847595405'5 160 kg gloo
>>84759542>imperial height + metric weight
>>84759540166cm 75kg
>>84759532That's so weird. Anyway yeah at least all of them turns out can have personal trainer bfs so good for them
>>84759553Wow, really? Cute as a button.
>>84759595Yeah too bad I will never get a bee eff
Surprised that it's basically an even split from the poll.. I thought It'd be mostly bottoms.
I didn't vote, never had sex, don't know what it is pushing my tiny peen inside a boy's anus or washing my own deep inside to have a penis pushed in it.
>>84759667i suppose though that even before having sex you'd have an idea of what you'd rather do and identify with that?
I'm a khv and I voted
the top shortage really is brutal
bottom = womenTops = douchebagsverse = cutie pies that actually know what love is
>>84759669No. Don't project your experiences (with a legit real boyfriend btw whore) on others. I can only imagine things that are real.
>>84759702justice for the versniggas out there.>>84759715>I can only imagine things that are real.Sounds like you might be retarded! I'd suggest maybe working on that.
I am not real so you shouldn't be able to see my post
verse are just bottoms who naively think they're topsthey become bottoms when they meet an actual top
>>84759742my pp gets hard when I look at a big ass on a big guy, does that mean I'd rather get my ass fucked?
>>84759755literally just self-inserting as the guy with a big butt and thinking how much you'd turn on actual tops with it, yes
>>84759781lol no, but why do you say that? Are you experienced?
>>84759727I'm may be retarded but I'm not a rude whore that comes here to gather attention every single day because she's unhappy despite having a boyfriend. I suggest following a leg workout.>>84759742Vers are lying tops that seduce tops by invite them in and instead turn on them and top them. Or bottom for bottoms. Idk
>>84759800>bottom for bottomshow exactly does that work? two bottoms can't have sex they wouldn't know what to do, poor things
>>84759811They know there has to be someone receiver the attention of another or having something pushed inside him
that special kind of mourning during adolescence when your sweet, kind friend hits puberty and suddenly becomes a redpilled, nonchalant bully making fun of you just to look cool in front of his new scummy friends. Meanwhile, you stay a shy goober, only now you're much lonelier and defeated>inb4 grow upwrong. The right term is "conform"Is this a canon gay experience, or is it just me? Did you change a lot during adolescence due to peer pressure, or are you still the same person you used to be, just more mature?
>>84759901average bottom experience
Watching reality shows and seeing the online discourse around them I can see why zoomers and gen alphas don't want to date. They act like unless you're both the exact same age, exact same wealth status, exact same level of looks, there is something wrong with people being together. You can only date someone who matches you exactly in every level otherwise something is VERY creepily wrong in your relationship
>>84759910bottoms are meaner and more redpilled tho
>>84759927it might sound corny but this shows you that love is dead, zoomers and gen alphas aren't humans, they're the generation with the highest percentage of psychopaths. Every kind of relationship is just a quid pro quo for them
You're dating someone 5 years older than you?! What do you even talk about? That's so weird and creepy. Being born 5 years apart means you can never relate to each other. You stick to your 1995 interest and they should stick to their 2000 interests.
>>84759901Yeah I know that feel. My childhood friend is currently doing 6 years in prison for a burglary after he got into 'that street lyfe' despite being a middle class white boy.
>>84759958that's grim...sorry about that anon, hope your friendship didn't break up too violently. I'm not very understanding when it comes to someone from middle to upper class choosing the ghetto life, maybe mental health issues and drugs were involved
>have a 32 year old friend>he's dating a 65 year old man>they've been together 4 yearshonestly it's kind of gross but he seems happy so idk
>>84759988that's quite common with gays. We're less yucky about age gaps once twink death is done for both parts. I am talking about real relationships ofc, not blonde twink bitches gold digging a old guy
>>84759982lol nah, he called me a pussy ass faggot bitch and stopped being my friend in like 9th grade. All because I didn't want to help jump some other dude he thought 'disrespected' him. As for drugs, I know he's a pothead but nothing else as far as I know. His parents cut him off so that's why he resorted to petty crimes.
That woman/bottom likes to act a bit cute or childish sometimes? That's so weird and creepy. The guy is definitely grooming her/him. People who infantilize themselves for their partner need therapy not a relationship.
>>84760003then karma got to him I guess, fuck him>he thought 'disrespected' himis he black? That's black ghetto speech>being my friend in like 9th gradedid you have other friends at the time?>His parents cut him off so that's why he resorted to petty crimes.oh makes sense then, but why? Was he doing criminal stuff before too?
>tfw no 32 year old sugar baby bf
>tfw no 32 year old salty daddy bf that's very thirsty for me
>>84760043I said he was a middle class white guy, but he did get into rap and that 'thug/street life' bs. As for crime before that I know he sold some weed at our nice little suburban high school but by that time I wasn't really friends with him much. As for other friends I had a couple.
32+ sugar baby bottoms x 32- sugar daddies tops
>>84760072I wonder if that was why his parents cut him off, I guess I will never know. He must have done something bad>rap and that 'thug/street life' bsyikes, I figured. It's sad when they turn to that kind of culture, it's happening a lot more now
middle-aged but calling my zoomer top daddy anyway
So this guy is just describing Jessie from Breaking Bad on purpose right?
>>84760104That's hot. Amateur porn where a middle aged big ass daddy is getting railed by a hung skinny zoomer is peak
>tfw no coffee daddy bf
>>84760099His parents cut him off, I assume, because he was a drug dealer with no job well into his mid 20s. His brother went to college and is working as an accountant somewhere.
>>84759800>but I'm not a rude whoreYou're acting like one right now, do you not think calling me a whore is rude? Hypocrisy at its finest, pig.
I'm jobeless well into my 20s too but I wasn't cut off by my parents but by guys
never been jobless before but my parents still cut me off for being gay when I was a teenager
we all know you'd top a bottombut would you top a bi bottom?
>>84760241If you just want treated as a hole, sure. If you actually want me a bf, no biscum allowed.
Uhhh yea, hello? Uhmmm
I don't actually hate bisexuals but I do know that once we get together, they might often think they'd be better with a woman or a more femme presenting guy and that makes it more likely for them to dump me
>>84760300if the bisexual in question is a male bottom I don't think he's gonna leave you to try and find a woman to top him
I'm a buysexual (I get turned on when daddy buys me things)
I don't understand "tops" why would you want to dominate and emasculate another man?
what is the appeal of fucking another man if you're *not* dominating and emasculating him??
>>84760134I didn't start it but looking at your fucking duck lips baseball face I should have thought to myself "I should expect better from him nor would he act like a human or stop dragging it along" so I don't really wanna interract with you further. Sorry for your stumps but missing those doesn't really make you any better, in fact you're actually lower in my opinion when you're on your scooter or standing with no heels on.
>>84760373making him feel better but i guess a bipedo can't understand what it's like to treat same sex with respect
>>84760381You don't want to interact further yet proceed to write an extra paragraph on me? I know I'm beautiful also, that's why the only thing people ever mention are my nice lips and the fact I'm missing my legs... which is a joke. Kiss my nice plump ass, nigger.
as a bottom, I like to be disrespected in bed thanks
>>84760438That's why no one likes you. Literally sh*t *p, talking to you is like talking to a brick wall. Go pick on someone your own height, futon.
I'm horny gloo
that feel when the ease with which higher quality people can acquire bfs sigh
Black men of Helsinki beware, the meow is horny and looking for you.
>>84760529This is 4chan so why are you censoring yourself like that? Be a real man and say it with your chest, spastic. As for talking to me is like talking to a brick wall, you haven't actually had a proper conversation with me.
>>84760660Black men are actually often rude and too self confident it's not hot
>Black men are actually often well endowed and too hung with HUGE BLACK COCKS THAT NEED TO BE WORSHIPPED BY ALL RACES it's so hotYes meow YES you understand it you hooker
big word using run on sentence bf and with a lot of conjunctions
>>84759702Okay now redo the poll but have it so non chad tops can also vote
>>84760677>you haven't actually had a proper conversation with me.I don't wanna do that. Please free me from your attention. Please stop talking to me. You're weird. I'm not attracted to you.
Floppa is a beautiful memory of that Roblox game of his
I'm a weirdo that shouldn't be around normies
i need a weirdo bf with a huge cock and balls
If I'm correct I have annoyed at least 4 people in 1 day
I'm about to lose my job and my friend's offered to put me up if things get really badbut we're the kind of close where we've seen each other naked and talked about fetishesso if that happens I feel like I'm gonna wind up in a collar and maid outfit, which sucks
>>84760757Filter my trip or stop talking in a public forum and being shocked when someone you don't like replies to a post you make. Literal sub70 brownoid behaviour, you make me laugh.
elevator music personified bf
everyone in this thread is a normal-nigger loser faggot goy, and every time i refresh i see useless mind-raped shit twattle from the apodic contemptible nigger minds; get shot in the fucking face tranny braniggers
>>84760373>1000060213.pngtranny faggot btw>>84760850
>>84760839Stop please.... Stoooop. Just shush up already. You're scary. Your rugby ball face is scary. You have a boyfriend, go annoy him. I don't want to date you. I don't want to talk to you. You're a bad person. You're not happy with yourself.
what does apodic mean ?_?
>>84760870Suck it up buttercup. I'm going to annoy you even more, your reaction is funny. Filter the trip, just simply stop replying to someone replying to a post made in a public Forum! Yes! Keep speculating about my life! I Loveee it So MUCH!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>84760887I bet it's the most action you've gotten today but I don't want to be that person. Just get away from me, you're used to people telling you that and sh*t *p. I don't want you. You're not attractive to me. I like men, who are healthy in mind and have all their limbs intact. I don't want to be another one of your discord dogs. I don't want to see you at all. You're stupid and boring and you must be very lonely and boring.
was about to install a dating app and then looked in the mirror remembered im ugly and ill never have a himbo chad love me
>>84760933it is so painful
>>84760876my mistake the term is apoidic* and is interchangeable with insectoid; hive minded
>Jonah unsatisfied with attention whoring to his discord server filled with thousands of simps that he e-whores himself out to comes to r9gay to trip post and attention whore himself outI hate jonahI hate e-whores like jonahI hate jonah's e-whore chad only serverI hate seeing 4chan paid shill banner ads for jonah's e-whore server
>>84760944Oh that is pretty cool and zergy>tfw no apoidic normalnigger overmind bf
>>84760939one time i was tlaking to someone who said my body was perfect and then they stopped talking to me slowly after i showed him my face
It took me good 5 seconds to realise the microwave isn't working because I'm holding the door open.
>>84760963That's why you gotta put your face in the profile pic even though it's uncomfortable so you don't have to go through that.
>>84760963wow your body is perfectyour face is perfect tooyou should show it
Is being low iq and hot the ideal human configuration?
>>84760970have you ever left your wallet in the freezer?
the maintenance guy at work let slip that he's fucked guys before, but he doesn't consider himself anything other than straighthe's definitely a top because he's gone the ancient greek route of "it's not gay of I'm the one doing the fucking"I'm gonna start buying him energy drinks and McDonald's and wear my hair up, see if that's enough to get his attention on my ass
>>84761049Why would you want a straggot like that? At least bi guy can admit it.
>>84761049y don't you just give him fuck me eyes
>>84761049You don't love yourself
>>84761049>energy drinks and McDonald'sAre tops truly for sale like this?
monster energy is for bottoms, femboys and transgirls while red bull is for tops.
>>84761049>energy drinks and McDonald'sDamn even low grade prostitutes get better than that
>>84761050he's really hot>>84761057too autistic >>84761063correct>>84761075the straight ones are
Red bull tastes bad tho why would any human... Oh wait we're talking about tops, right
>he's really hotSo by r9gay standards that means he's a chubby asian guy
>>84761118nobody likes a shitty bottom, anon
>>84761087What about wired and other dollar store brands?
>>84761118What's wrong with the taste of redbull?
is the popeye energy drink for tops or for bottoms?vers seem weird enough to drink spinach
>>84761127Excuuuse me I am a very clean bottom
>download grindr>1 trillion DL gay guys in my small city add me >download real dating apps in hopes of actual bf>almost nobody local
>>84760909Then filter my trip code. Stop being upset when you post in a public forum and someone replies. Stop moaning and crying, it's fun and eggs me on even more. Keep going... Yessssss YESSS.>>84760955Find my nudes if I'm such an ewhore. You'll never be able to find them, call me by what I actually am which is an attention whore.>>84761118Redbull tastes so good when it's fresh out of the fridge or with ice. It'd be even better if it was caffeine free!
>>84761128I don't know, I just know the memes. Fem types go for monster and I kinda just inferred the part about red bull.
>tfw no shitty bottom bf who makes fecal art that is enormously successful with rich nihilistic perverts who have reached terminal velocity on the hedonic treadmill
>>84761144I'm getting the michael cera phenotype of top impressions
>>84761141I tastes bad and bitter duh >>84761154Jonah is icky ew
>>84761154Jonah is an e-whore and jonah will always be an e-whore jonah cannot exist without whoring himself to chads on the internet over discordI hate jonah
I tried Monster one time back in college and it just made me hyper jittery. Of carouse I also had a very high resting heart rate so my (not yet) fat neet heart was probably just racing.
>>84761192for liking ice cold redbull ): you just don't get it anon. it's perfect for summer.
>>84761206This happens to me with coffee and it gives me diarrhea. I can't drink it and have to drink soda for caffeine instead. Shit kinda sucks.
whoring yourself to neet chad which means lying in bed all day ahh
need a fat fit chad to be lying with on the beach all day
>>84761099>too autisticsaid the normalnigger
I love fat fit men so muchI want to bury myself in one like a parasite and never leavean eternal bear hug
>>84761413ive been saying this kind of thing a lot recently
>>84761413you mean a large frame buff guy? You really can't be fit and fat at the same time.
>>84761515there are definitely fit fat guys that can run a mile. just look at those nfl guys, they're 300lbs and run like olympic sprinters.
my ideal man looks like richard spencer
>>84761541why is his face so small? is he retarded?
If your bf asked you to pee on him, would that change the dynamic of the relationship forever?
>>84761570he's a hottie
i'm brown and alt right n*zis are hot sorry not sorry (idk if this post is illegal in my country)
I'm white, hardline racist, you know how it goesbut holy shit I want a black guy to fuck the life out of me
I'm white and I find the bnwo arousing but only because I'm brain damaged by porn
I have some temporary QoS "tattoos" but I've never been with a black guy, let alone a black guy who's into that shitlike I'd obviously still want to get to know him as a person, but in the bedroom raceplay is really hot :/ but I don't want to offend by asking for it from the start
i had a black person lecture me on why BBC is an offensive and dehumanizing term one time
>>84761715>>84761716>>84761752>>84761765Meow and meow simp going into BBC overdrive today??
>>84761765technically it is because it compares their penises with that of animals. in reality their penises are about the same size as anyone else's, just are bigger when flaccid.
>>84761839yes but the fetish itself is reducing him to an animal, violent and violating, that's what makes it hotbut obviously it's "problematic" or whatever; it's like a hucow fetish in a way
>>84761765Dying of cringe
>>84761578Yes, he'll be my toilet forever
>>84761861>hucowwhy does wikipedia have a picture of "a femboy posing in cow print stockings and lingerie while making an ahegao facial expression"
