Damn bro I had the worst constipation yesterday. Sitting on the toilet for two hours. Shit felt like I was getting fucked in the ass. Came out like a brick thrown off the Empire State Building. Still sore.
>>84753929I'm on a medication that makes me super constipated, so I only shit once, maybe twice a week. But I still eat normally. So when I do shit, they're the biggest shits imaginable. Genuinely, I should be impossible for the human body to produce something this large. They're as thick as the average persons wrist, and doing them out feels like I'm being raped from the inside out by a BBC. When I'm done, it's FAR too large to be flushed down the toilet in one piece, so I have to break it up with a stick in order to flush
>>84753929Anyone have the full version of this when you see her face at the end? Always make me kek.
I have the opposite problem where I have to go too often for my liking>>84754078what medication
>>84754111Clomipramine
Take some metamucil>>84754192>ClomipramineI'm on that too!
>>84753929Magnesium citrate. Lots of water
>>84753929eat more beans, drink more water
>>84755055>I'm on that too!Cool. Will probably end up killing myself eventually though.
