>be me>work at a gas station late at night>customerfag comes to the checkout counter>"that'll be 15.99">"alright, lemme just get my wallet">feel a fart coming>.....>oh shit.jpg>"here you go">proceeds to have explosive fartarriea of lulzy extents while maintaining direct eye contact>we both stand there in shock>holy shit it smells fucking abhorrent>"damn, good luck with that">customer disappears >co worker comes to me, covering his nose with his shirt>"anon, i think you should go home".should i just die? there's no point in living after something ridiculously egregious like this
just remember to squeeze your abdominal muscles and fart every time you go toilet, also every morning do some squats until you feel like pooping
>>84754613>>work at a gas stationhow far in the fucking boonies do you live bud
>>84754613fucking untermensch clear your bowels
>>84754622>>84754657i don't think that would have worked. i ate some spicy food the day before and it was brewing like a potion throughout the shift. i stood no chance>>84754631not too far
