Any other robots cook? Post your delicious creations here!
>>84754739Are those potatoes fuuaa
how about you cook yourself a haircut?
>>84754739what's that?potatoes?
I made this raw mozzarella with olive oil and oregano.
>>84754751Roast potatoes. Trick is to parboil, roast in an oiled, preheated pan and turn them once or twice while roasting. I also put some paprika and salt in the water, then after cooking seasoned them with more salt, black pepper, garlic powder, rosemary and a bit of chili flake
Simple ass pasta. All i know to cook
>>84754803No meatDisgustAnd onions shaped plate
>>84754803Sometimes simple is best, if you seasoned the sauce well that could be quite good>>84754789Did you make the mozz or just buy fresh mozz?
>>84754739Does baking count? Lemon sugar cookies with cream cheese frosting & jam ^^
>>84755253Wow this looks amazing
>>84755253Yes, baking does count! Those look really nice, how did you do the frosting?
>>84755267Thank u lolI bake a lot of cookies!! these r some brownie cookies I did awhile back, they had a nutella filling on the inside
>>84755277Thxthe frosting was super simple, just whisked some cream cheese, butter, icing sugar, & vanilla extract, then I swirled some jam into it afterwards
>>84755354Nice, I need to make more stuff with interesting patterns like that>>84755323These also look excellent, professional quality and I say that as a former pro baker
>>84755253>>84755323Nigga I know for a fact you are a homosexual. Just the way you decorate those cookies makes me think homosexual
>>84755495>These also look excellent, professional qualityThank you!I like the look of your cooking aswell, u seem very talented anon!!>>84755277Are these burger buns? They look super good
>>84755517Wanna find out!?!? Just kidding. Im a woman, cookie decoration is in my blood
>>84755579Oh okay makes more sense now. Well your future husband is a lucky phaggot, your baking is killer
>>84755557Thank you! It's just some home baked rolls, here's the crumb shot
>>84755596>Well your future husband is a lucky phaggot, your baking is killerAha THANK YOu!!>>84755608Yummm that looks delishCross section of one of my recent cookiez
>>84755661That's what I mean by professional quality, well decorated (love the wafer chocolate on top!) but more importantly properly risen despite the fillings and not burnt. That is not always easy to achieve with cookies.
Bumping with more of my old stuff, not cooking tonight as I'm going to the gym with friends but should make something tomorrow
>>84755706FUCKKKKK EGG ROLLS HNNNGGGare they homemade?
Some Linzer cookies with various fillings>>84755847What is that? Some sort of casserole? It looks yum
>>84755862The wrappers were store bought, but I made the filling (pork, cabbage, onion, five spice kinda deal, etc), wrapped and fried them myself
Some unrelated BOH shenanigans>>84755913Jam filled cookies, now that's impressive. Something even the owners of my former workplace couldn't get right, at least not at the scale we neededAs for the casserole, it was a chili cheese tater tot hot dish if I recall correctly
Too many fucking foids invading my board
>>84755253Damn those look fantastic. These are the latest cookies I baked this week
Cooking is generally retarded.You should find a good place to get meat and milk and consume it raw. You will feel much better than eating anything sweet and sugary
>>84755913Ive been meaning to make cookies in this fashion with the lil cut out but just havent gotten around to it cause rolling out dough and cutting em out lmao
White chocolate and coconut cookies here... I wanna make these again soon>>84756040>it was a chili cheese tater tot hot dish if I recall correctlySounds insane id love to make something like that someday>>84756127THANK U those look super good too, are they just normal white choco chip ones?>>84756144I hope they turn out good when u get around to doing it :) those types of cookies r usualky super easy to make so i believe in u anon
I cook a variety of things, but mostly American and Italian food. I like to make pizza, steak, and my own fried chicken, as well as desserts; I made a nice strawberry cobbler for Thanksgiving a few years ago (that nobody bothered to eat except me). I've also occasionally made Chinese food, Korean food and Arab/Indian/Mexican food (I group them all together due to the similar flavor profile). I made a gochujang chicken clone using ingredients commonly available in America.
I eat slices of bread and drink milk
>>84755323Those look tasty I wish I could bake. What got you into baking>>84755661>>84755913>>84756201These all look amazing. You should open up your own bakery
Years ago I used to buy a frozen pizza, wait for it to thaw in the sun, fold it in half and eat it like a taco.
Some days i just ingest nothing but booze
>>84755517>Nigga I know for a fact you are a homosexualreally bro? that's the foidiest pic that's ever foided.the gayest fagosexual could only DREAM of being that feminine. my point being your gaydar is non-existent.
Some days its just cigarettes and water
>>84756398baking is easy anon, but she is very skilled at it.
>>84756448>>84756520I replaced lunch with vodka
>>84756542Its a good preworkout if you eat something fatty with it
>>84756201Yee they are white chocolate macadamia nut ones. Had a Tonys bar I needed to use and it was perfect in it. And thank you!! Im also the one talkin bout the jam cookies so yeh I hopefully will make some this month ideally fingers crossed cause I have jam to use and rose simple syrup that I feel like could be yummy with those cookies
>>84754739I baked a banoffe yesterday
>>84757297I think it was the biggest banoffe zi ever baked
>>84757309Forgot the pic fuck
>>84756132> Cooking is generally retarded.Kys
Kinder bueno cookies before I cut it in half lol >>84755661>>84756398>What got you into bakingIve always been quite into artistic things and baking is sort of like its own artistic outlet so i guess that's why i was so drawn to it>You should open up your own bakeryThats kinda my life goal now, as baking is my only real skill ahahha>>84756529>baking is easy anon, but she is very skilled at it.This is true!! Baking is pretty simple as long as ur patient enough to follow the recipes correctly, and ty>>84756595>they are white chocolate macadamia nut onesOoooo that sounds good, ive never tried macadamia nut cookies, did u like them?>>84757297>I baked a banoffe yesterdayThis looks awesome
I used to think I didn't like food. Turns out some food is actually pretty good. Unfortunately cooking isn't really something that can be learned. Like so many other things it's hardlocked behind intelligence. It's kind of strange to think for some people it's just normal for food to taste good with no effort. Industrialization has done so much harm, but not as much harm as stupid people existing has caused.
>>84757525I learned how to cook, but I think I always had a knack for it. I just "know" what to add or subtract when the time is right, and people know me as a good cook at this point.
OK, back from the gym. I'd forgotten how good gym soreness feels, definitely doing this every week now.>>84756127Another great baker, you guys are mogging me God damn>>84756201More delicious stuffThe hot dish is fairly easy to make, just some leftover chili on some mostly done tots, then cheese on top and bake. The chili itself is the real star though, I like to use either diced chuck or short rib, onion, tomato, garlic, homemade stock (ideally beef but usually chicken), all the usual chili spices (cumin, oregano, black pepper, paprika) and for the hot peppers I like to add dried (habanero plus guajillo and/or ancho), fresh (jalapeno or serrano) and sometimes also a couple chipotles in adobo. Beans optional.
I have been trying to make homemade icecream for a while now and I fail everytime. Every single damn time the consistency is like shaved ice. Most recently I tried a recipe with only condensed milk and heavy cream and it ended up with frozen yogurt consistency. Out of pure anger and spite I am now going to watch documentaries about ice cream so I understand the science and method behind it.
>>84757525Mate I am a high school dropout autist with a brain permafried by over a decade of severe alcoholism and I can figure it out, it's really not that hard.
>>84757575How are you churning/freezing your ice cream? That could well be your issue.
>>84757575What's wrong with frozen yogurt? I'd love to make some frozen yogurt or soft-serve ice cream.
>>84757585I've tried two different methods. One is with two bowls, one smaller submerged in another filled with ice and salt. Then I whip whole milk and heavy cream with a mixer. I've tried different variations of the churning. Even tried churning for a bit, throwing it in the freezer and churning some more and nothing works. Recipes are worthless. I need to know the science so I can actually diagnose why my ice cream is shit.
>>84757603Nothing is inherently wrong with it. In fact I just had a cone of it a few minutes ago. The consistency is just not what I want and it bothers me. I want to be able to make something I am satisfied with.
>>84757604You'll need to churn it constantly while its freezing ie with an ice cream maker, or use way more fat than water, but that will make it quite dense and you sound like you're obsessed over the texture
>>84757604>Just whole milk and heavy creamAh yeah that's your problem, you need to make a custard base
>>84757630I tried adding eggs most recently. It was better but didn't have the consistency I was hoping for. I think I just don't understand how ice cream is made and am doing something wrong. Or perhaps the recipes I followed are for people who are lazy and I need to put in more effort, I don't know.
>>84757648Try condensed milk, maybe?
>>84754739My cheesecake>>84754739
>>84757648Just keep working with the custard base and whichever method gives you the best consistency, sometimes these things are a matter of repeated trial and error.
>>84757521Yes! They have been very tasty! >>84757555Hehe I gotta show off when Im decent at something
>>84757874I can tell that hands of foidkind wrote this. Get the fuck off my board. NOW.
>>84757874Yeah true enough, really it's just inspiration to level up my own cooking and plating skills.
>tfw no fembot gf who makes me obese and diabetic with her yummy baking
>>84757874This pie is pissing me the fuck off this is because I want to eat your pie
>>84754739Looks good. A nice gravy or beef would go well with that. They look buttery and soft
I make bread and pizzas because it's healthier to make it at home and you can eat as much of it as you want and not really get fat, the white bread on shelves right now is killer
>>84754739Bretty gud. Personally im trying to master carbonara. I got the sauce almost right yesterday but it needed a lot more cheese. Im gonna try it again today.
>>84758310We had some roast chicken with them, that was pretty good as well>>84759099It is mostly cheese and egg, and you don't want a pasta covered in just scrambled eggs lol. Good on you for keeping up the effort though, I may make some pasta myself today
>>84758111Oh hush it is not your board we can all share it>>84758169Yeah I really gotta up my plating and photo skills cause I drop the ball when it comes to that for sure>>84758181Apparently the pie was yummy it was a gift so I didnt get any but was told it was good. This other one I did have and it was yummy just not as crusty
This morning I made shakshouka. I sauteed peppers, onions, and garlic then some tomato paste then added a can of spicy diced tomatoes. Cumin, paprika, badia, oregano, thyme, s&p, cooked until reduced. then cracked some eggs in wells and cooked covered and dipped a piece of garlic toast in it
I love how /r9k/ mogs the shit out of /ck/ every time.
Welcome back Samson. Here's some bacon knots I threw in the air fryer.
>>84760144Kek I love the Garfield pie, see this kind of visual creativity with food is what I need>>84760737/ck/ is for alcoholics and fast food posters these days
>>84760767>Japanese Lettuce HardcoreDamn what a blast from the past (if you're the genuine article anyway, idk). How have you been?
>>84760794I'm not her/him but I thought you might get a kick out of seeing it fellow oldfag.
A small batch of vanilla cupcakes and chocolate buttercream I made today>>84760144This is adorable I love garfield
I grilled veggie burgers last nightmmm
>>84757326weakling sickly soiboy cope
>>84756499Niggas bragging about having a good gaydar hahahah
>>84754739The most I do is throw premade stuff in the oven
My dinner from earlier
Have yet to master the perfect swirl but this feels pretty close >>84760777Thank you! I had fun making it >>84761013Isnt he?
>>84761153Holy shit that looks amazing
Forgive me for I can not cook
>>84760144Thou even type like a member of foidkind. It is written all over you
>>84755253These cookies look like the aftermath of male on male rape.
>>84762672In a good way? orrrrr
>>84755495work on your presentation. dont make me get the ruler
>>84763090Yes chef, gonna do better tonight
>>84760144What is Garfield doing on top the pie get off the pie Garfield that pie is not for you
>>84762834Very, very bad, obviously. A realistic rape cookie would include bits of poop to complete the male on male rape Neapolitan.
>>84763145Did someone say neapolitan!?!?
