You're not getting laid because you're too self-conscious to take the funny hat pill
>>84755141I do have a funny hat and I am getting laid. What now?
>>84755152Now you post your funny hat
>>84755141>chad ironically wears the meme retard hat>"heh, if you just pretend to be retarded then girls will pull down your pants and suck you off on the spot!"
I'm so mentally ill women think the things I say are already hilarious. You can repeat doomer /pol/ statistics and even the JQ poetically at women and they'll think you are so dark and brooding intellectual. Just be attractive
>>84755141>have zero charisma>wear a retarded hat to work>have years long social stigma of social retard>"What the fuck is he doing?">end up looking even more retarded
>>84755141>jestermaxxing chad gets the girlsno shit
>>84755160I'm not an e-slut
>>84755141>omg anon funny hat!>youre so funny>what made you do it?>wow thats awesome>talk to you latershe then goes and gets used like a fleshlight by a guy with no sense of humor but is physically attractive
>>84755618You could be
>>84755680That is immoral >:(
>>84755141>you can be a retard, autist, chomo, rapist, murderer, incel, or brown and women will still have sex with youThe bar is floating in the river styx for moids and yet some of them STILL manage to fuck it up, how desu?
>>84755568If an animal suicides like that is it still vegan to eat?
>>84755888that implies cannibalism is vegan as long as the other party gave their consent to become a happy meal
>>84755919Well, isn't it?
>>84755877Because they're not Chad, plain and simple
>>84756062Only 2% of moids haven't had sex by 19, are you saying 98% of men are "chad"? Seems like a pretty pointless designation then tbdesu
>>84756117>Only 2% of moids haven't had sex by 19Foids legitimately think this is true
>>84756150It is true tho retard, most people lose their virginity by 15 but only 2-3% of scrotes are still virgins by their 20s COPE desu
>>84755864YOLO :) <3 [ o ][ o ]
