i sure do miss my curvy dominant 9/10 latina gf who used to call me bunny. she started a business and wanted to fly me out and I shut her down and now she's married. c'est la vieanyway, that sexy psycho could paralyze me with her voice.
>>84756526just found out my jokes aren't funny. i'm not even an npc
>>84756534oh nodo they call you corny
>>84756526why on earth and everything that is sacred on this bitch of a planet did you turn her down, anon. i must know immediately.
>>84756526why don't you send her my way
used to have a 5/10 dominant gf who let me call her mommy and told me I was a good boy, but was a bpd freak and after I ended things she fucked like 5+ other dudes. C'est la vie anon.