/r9k/ - my dad calls uber the underground taxi - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

06/07/26(Sun)01:57:57 No.84758033

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Anonymous 06/07/26(Sun)01:57:57 No.84758033 Archived

my dad calls uber the underground taxi

Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)02:01:42 No.84758055

Anonymous 06/07/26(Sun)02:01:42 No.84758055

How does someone reach this state in their life

Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)02:05:44 No.84758077

Anonymous 06/07/26(Sun)02:05:44 No.84758077

>>84758033
Is he trying to be funny

Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)02:06:27 No.84758080

Anonymous 06/07/26(Sun)02:06:27 No.84758080

>>84758055
1. cum inside a woman
2. repeat until you have a daughter
3. age the daughter
4. buy her a phone
5. wait until she calls you
6. don't answer
7. smoke weed

Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)02:06:52 No.84758081

Anonymous 06/07/26(Sun)02:06:52 No.84758081

>>84758077
one time he called a taxi and the driver was a fucking woman. not even an uber a regular taxi. how did he do that?

Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)02:07:53 No.84758084

Anonymous 06/07/26(Sun)02:07:53 No.84758084

>>84758080
ok, i'm twinkle toes

Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)02:09:34 No.84758093

Anonymous 06/07/26(Sun)02:09:34 No.84758093

>>84758081
So the driver was a driver then she just a woman is that the joke

Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)02:15:40 No.84758117

Anonymous 06/07/26(Sun)02:15:40 No.84758117

>>84758081
i first read that the driver was fucking a woman and was going to ask the logistics of that

Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)02:16:25 No.84758122

Anonymous 06/07/26(Sun)02:16:25 No.84758122

>>84758093
she had time top work as a taxi driver because her dad declined her phone call
>>84758117
no cell phones

Anonymous
06/07/26(Sun)02:34:54 No.84758225

Anonymous 06/07/26(Sun)02:34:54 No.84758225

i love the silly quirks of old people their language is so endearing