Will becoming /fit/ get me a titcow gf?
No titcows only like 2 type of men >skinny twink chad lite >fat ugly bastard phenotype Titcows dont like gym bros
>getting fit for girlsGets funnier every single time
Get fit for yourself instead. You're the only person who will be around your whole life, may as well take care of yourself. Who knows, maybe you'll attract cleavage cattle by not giving a shit.
>>84758114>No titcows only like 2 type of men>>skinny twink chad liteme. I've had a few :D it's the best
Not a lot of things you can do with breasts
>>84758286I hope you get your fucking jaw cut off and sewn to your ass, subhuman retard arrogant scum.
>>84758296Won't happen. The large breasted women will protect me
>>84758393You have no fucking idea how much rage so many people, including me, harbor towards condescending arrogant faggots like you. It's a miracle you've lived to this age without being set on fire. It truly is.
>>84758401I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry
>>84758431Sorry? Sorry for what? You better be sorry for existing, you retarded sack of shit. You just get more annoying and condescending with each stupid reply you type out.
>>84758100Titcow here. I actually prefer lanklets. I like the contrast.
>>84758447I'm sorry for having sex with all the big tits. I feel so bad>>84758449Yeah :) we do too
>>84758453just tapping in to say that i would also kill you at any opportunity. i don't even really like titcows but annoying faggots like you, do deserve the tar and feather treatment.
>>84758453There are murders every day. There hasn't been a single day where someone hasn't murdered someone else, either for a petty grievance or a grand distress. It's beautiful but it's sad it hasn't happened to you yet.What pisses me off is that you're smug about how lucky you are, such that you've never come into contact with someone with the means and desire to murder you. To prevent you from drawing in any more air.Everyone's life is equally fragile. Anyone could check out for good at any moment for any reason. But what do I care? I don't think I'll ever be murdered. I'm too valuable to society, unlike you. I also don't plan on murdering anyone, really. The worst I've thought about is giving someone a broken leg or broken shoulder. It's just fun to think about.Anyways, FUCK OFF.
>>84758287Spoken like somebody who hasn't had a big ol pair of tits to play with. Your own don't count.
There's some rage about boobs ITT. I'm going to guess it's anger about their inaccessibility by those convinced they're owed a great big pair of wobblers by the universe.
>>84758100No, but luckily if you are black you won't need to desutldr: just have a huge black phallus desu
>>84758514Black guys really do have it good in life. Many envy you folks, getting the best things in life handed to you on a plate. Godspeed, envy of the male world.
>>84758471Thanks for your input. Let it all out>>84758479Okay? Dont care>>84758502Yeah it's cringe
>>84758528You're weak AND dumb? Pick a struggle, man.
>>84758449Important: would you date a bald guy?
>>84758556I would date a bald guy, I wouldn't date a balding guy.
>>84758449Other than the contrast, what else do you look for in a guy?
>>84758680Tall, full head of hair, white, has a decent job, and likes me.
>>84758114i've dated and flirted with a fair amount of top heavy girls and they've fucked with my being fit. plenty of them like a muscular guy.
>>84758720No, they're all the same, despite being different people. All of them. No exceptions. It just stands to reason.
>>84758729fuck you're right, my bad
>>84758100Did you know Horseshoe crabs are aquatic arthropods of the family Limulidae, the only extant members of the order Xiphosura. Horseshoe crabs usually survive over 20 years in the wild.Simply amazing
>>84758744Please subscribe this thread to more amazing crab facts. This thread is undergoing carcinization.
>>84758744truly marvelous how arthropods come in that many varietiesamazing creaturescould you post any arthropod images?
>>84758100Only time O have ever gotten women was when I was /fit/.I am currently /fat/. 0 women for 2+ years now.Whe I was SUPER /fit/ women would literally walk up to me start conversation with me.Why do I stay fat then?Because staying fit is hard...And while women are pretty, I'm less attracted to them the more I deal with them.Yesgetting /fit/ is your best chance OP.
>>84758502>convinced they're owed a great big pair of wobblers by the universe.I am by virtue of existing and I will continue seething
>>84758635>>84758709this is funny because it's contradictory to itself
>>84758100Became /fit/ to get a chubby girlfriendstill no chubby girlfriend
>>84758100No but becoming black will
>>84759646He asked what I would look for, and I wouldn't be looking for a bald guy. But I would still date one if everything else was right.
>>84759872do you like older men, boobbot?
>>84759825But her boyfriend is white so kys jeet
>>84759887>boobbotKek. Yes, I wouldn't date a man younger than I am.
>>84758100what about titcow american bf?
>>84760064yes but 'older' implies an age gap relationship, how much older would you be comfortable with?
>>8476009210 to 15 years, preferably 10. I'm in my late 20s.
>>84760098Okay, well good luck with everything, tittybot
>>84760098Hello booba I meet your requirements, please add me on Discord and be my lovely breastful gf: portableeee
>>84760173good luck anon, i really hope she messages and isnt just some tranny larping for attention
>>84760173I'll humour it. Added you.
>>84760341Post some titpics here, I dont use gay discord.
>>84758100No. Nothing will.
