there's a thing called free will and humans use it almost exclusively to do abhorrent bullshit like tearing penises in half, this only proves how fucking badly we need to be saved

>>84758608
God, the infallible being, made a species capable of evil when he could have simply not done so, and then made hell to punish those evil people
And the rest of his children suffer those evil people while they are alive and many of them are hurt or killed by the evil people
And he blames this on the devil, but that is also his creation
Interesting almighty being we have here
He sounds like a giant dickhead
Babies with cancer, etc

>>84758643
>>84758647
what's with these neo christians who just ignore the old testament lol
circumcision was denounced by Paul not Christ

But my dick didn't get mutilated, that means my Jesus is real and saved me from the snipper. Thanks bro.

Now if only I can get women to actually like my foreskin lol

>>84758658
But why did Jizzass save you and not the other babies? He sounds like an asshole

>make man
>he's lonely, make woman
>she does something dumb
>punish not only the man but the entire species of humanity for the rest of eternity for what the woman i made did
lololololol trust me my children i love you lmao
im so fucking loving, suffer and die forever you fucking faggots lmao
get the fuck out of my garden you pieces of shit, i love you lol

>>84758663
Using the scientific method I would hypothesize: maybe Jesus only loves specific penises? We need to do some science here, for future generations.

>>84758795
This can be experimentally tested by strapping Jesus to a very sensitive rig and then surprising him with various cut and uncut dicks. His attraction or repulsion can be measured to the nano-newton. The world needs these numbers. We need to repurpose the large hardon collider stat.

>>84758608
The Jews did that.
Jewish subversion and perversion continues to.
You're Jewish for trying to get Christ to take the blame and people to hate Christ.
Post nose if it's not true.