>like girl>remember I have a small dick>do nothing
>like girl>bring bottle of liquor to her dorm>apparently that's not the move
>>84759070Love destroys all barriers
>>84759070>Like girl>Know the look of horrified disgust I'll get if I go near her>Watch from a distance
>>84759070Can you even get to the stage with a girl where penis size might matter? I would worry about the problem once you actually get there.
>>84759070>like girl>give her a lethal dose of morphine>she dies
>>84759070Just remember that her dick is even smaller than yours
>>84760457lolpeople STILL make this nonsensical statment in the big 26?1. "catching print" is a thing2. women will still back down "oh I suddenly have headache"3. even if it works - the still can break off contact after the first time
>>84760836>people STILL make this nonsensical statment in the big 26?I think you're illiterate
>>84760855hmyeaI think you are rightweird.when I first read your post it was like a totally different postI think I just skimmed through the nouns?
