90's kids edish
Me? Garn the local masjid sex dungeon soon, meeting the mosque lids aren't I xBotty is ready xMouth is ready xI'm a receptive little butt slut x
>>84759850Not rite that advert. Got me dad tangoed it did.
Play de gamehttps://youtu.be/S8BUASxy_X8
Very orange edish thanks op x
>>84759963Don't feel very comfy giving out my URL lid to be honest, it's all behind cloudflare and that, vpn'ed up to the gills as well, but you just never know with the mongs around today.
>>84759860Grim to think how bad you're arse is going to be blown out today, you put it through some right abuse.
>>84760005Your arse, fucking phone.
Obsessed with Charlotte DeVaney. Former topless glamour girl and current DJ. The things I would do given the chance are not publishable here.>>84759969
>>84760016Mong>>84760016Mong too
>>84760057Thats the same post though
My botty pointing towards mecca behind the chicken shops rat infested biffa bin as the local crackheads line up and ravage my arse hole in return for twos on their wokey
>>84760077Monger becomes the mong lel
>>84760081You are doing a service for the less fortunate in your local area x
IVE HAD IT. IVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUS LOT. IVE FUCKING HAD IT! HAD IT!RRRRRRRGHHHHHHRRAAAAAAAARGGGG
Wonder what happened to whoahaha not seen his gif in a while, he'd be impressed with the shithousery I bet.
>>84760126What's the matter lad?
>>84760153MONGS, MONGS everywhere. I cant escape it, I got to tesco - MONGS, I step outside MONGS. Im SURROUNDED BY MONGS
morning friends, on that Slimfast grind.>90's kids edishcor what an edish.might make a thread on /r9k/ (a rarity) with an epic 00s meme in it.
>>84760289go on lad, spill the goss, what you planning.
Garn full scale laters. Few weers, few cocks, it lush x
>>84760306let's just say it will feature a character i strongly identify with, and leave it at that.
>dont go anywhere>dont do anything>attend slavery and occasionally visit friends house Thats basically it tbqh lids, See various events throughout the summer, car/bike shows etc , a change of scenery basically and something interesting to look at I could go on my own but im looking a brief distraction from my depressing reality, not a constant reminder No one wants to do anything, you can tell the second you mention it >ehh too early >i might be busy >b-but what if its raining?>5 QUID???? nah anon gets to the day and the super busy things are just doom scrolling and shouting at the dogs constantly as they are locked in another room and want attention
>>84760331corrr bit ominous that lad but you do like to keep ur tricks up ur sleeve x
Nu edish is itIndeed yesX
me? I'm a big lad you might say. I know how to throw my weight around.
>>84760194>the forrins are still in controlWhen have we ever had a foreign prime minister? Okay I will admit that Boris Johnson used to have American citizenship (he was born in NYC) as well as British citizenship, but I think he gave up his US citizenship before he became PM.>Rishi Sunak isn't English.Is he French then? He was born in Southampton and I think he has spent nearly all his life living in England (I think he also spent a bit of time living in California as a young adult).>His name is Sunak.Not sure what this has to do with anything. Clearly you dislike brown people but that doesn't change whether a person is English or not.
that's out my system now.thanks to the anon last thread, >>84756397is that the cheapest you've found it? comparing price-per-gram is a pain in the arse since it comes in a bunch of different sizes.i stand by past-me ITT though:actual food? bag of lentils (protein) + rice (carbs) + frozen veg (veg). could probably get tinned/dried veg to keep it all ambient.calories on the cheap? chocolate. was 50p a bar when i said this, think they're now 65. a 100g bar is about 525 kcal. borderline astronaut food.https://completefoods.co/if you want to SOLVE food (DIY/crowdsourced versions of that Onions, Huel-type thing).
>>84760396Not him but, it's heritage that counts, not where ya mother shat you out.
>>84760428No, the code is on the release, just have a nose through or run it through an AI to check for things. You can build the executable yourself with pyinstaller with the .py file or just run the py file as is.cheeky link xhttps://github.com/BRITFEELRADIO/Britfeel-Teletext-Edition/tree/main
It took time but now I will never have to see that boss again :)
>fire up Spotify to play some tunes>volume is at 100% for some reasonjfc my ears
>>84760470you sure do like crows
>>84760428Kek no that isn't him, I made the web app but not giving out the URL so your IP is safe lid.
>>84760462Oh, I forgot about the shitposting name.Bugger, that's that opinion discarded.
Dreaming about being found hogtied out the back of a crackden with a used johnny hanging out me arse by a sex starved homeless gay man x
Thoughts on Turkish women integrating into British society?
*puts on his sunglasses*The glow was quite stronk lads, I had to do it.
>>84760475aye they're sound.also give this album a listen, lads. Japanese city pop type thing, if that's your cup of tea.doesn't HAVE to be on Sp*tify, but i will say the YouTube Music album is missing a track for some reason.
Is Ruth still a virgin lads? Can't bare to think she's shagging before me.
>>84760462That might be important in your fantasies, but not in reality. E.g. Peter Capaldi is still Scottish even though he has Italian ancestry.
>>84760496>>84760491j'accuse, lad.
>>84760496Spot on current era nu-britfeel desu
>>84760507Good effort, but halfbreeds are a different thing. He's part Scottish part forren, there's many such cases.
>>84760506watched this flick last night, it's about a bloke stalking a woman called Ruth.have to admit, even though it probably wasn't intended by the filmmakers, that was the best joke in the film.
the problem with britfeel the problem with britfeel the problem with britkfff
>>84760513I'm a British real man though. Some of us don't have jobs or go out.
>>84760496this is just a more conspiratorial version of this image i made.lollin @ just finding this on Reddit, after it made the frontpage of 9GAG, when i actually made it for /jp/.
>>84760524Kek, you watched it. Did you not giggle at the part when he was fucking that guy's missus and the guy was wanking in the wardrobe?Jam and fish paste sarnies not tickle yer tastebuds?
>>84760535>conspiratorialIsnt it from a government document mate? Time to wakey wakey.
>>84760524>lads film of the yearVery /britfeel/ that. I haven't even heard of it to be honest.
>>84760490Weird dream to be having that matey, but I support it if that is what you want x
I'm just a fan of her. Don't use the S word on me. That makes me feel weird.
>>84760535No it's a proper thing. Agencies linked to the government have been attacking this site for some time, as well as 5eyes faggots getting to know about it, even though they already did.https://crestresearch.ac.uk/resources/mining-the-chans/https://crestresearch.ac.uk/projects/mining-the-chans/
>>84760465Right around the drop threshold gz
>>84760545>>84760560how would someone apply for this job, out of interest?
Fuck Ofcom and Yoti. I will not give in...ever.
Me? Not a mong imo
>>84760560They're probably evaluating huge data scrapes and using AI to determine posting styles and times someone usually posts. Then cross-referencing that with other sources. Luckily I don't post anywhere else online (not even Reddit and X).
reckon they upped the amount of bots allowed on here when they hid the ip count
>>84760547>Very /britfeel/ that. it really was. similar to The Inbetweeners or something really. just filmed like a film (back when telly and films looked different, you know what i mean).>>84760542o aye laffs were had. also it's funny how the internet has changed what we see as perverts/fetishes.like people are trying to one-up each other with anime nonsense, but i'll bet middle aged couples still do swinging, lads still go cottaging, etc.
State of her. Full fat Coke, men's standards for women are at an all time low. I hope that's not his girlfriend...could be his sister. Been binging the willy woore videos this afternoon.
>when you get exposed and laughed at>for getting no yous>but you can't quit posting immediately>or it's too obvious you're upset >so you go harder at first >to "prove" you're not bothered:^)>before you slow it down>to nothing>demoralised>burnt out>zero Yous>zero engagement >zero effect on the thread>sad times That is a classic Twollmong moment and that's known as a LUSH xxxx
what are some other "lads films"
I will leave britfeel if I get 1 or more (You)s in response to this post
>>84760584have we all just memory-holed that thing a few months ago where the CAPTCHA form told everyone to whitelist two AI/intelligence companies' websites? i mean even just accessing them, that'd tell them who the poster is. they could assign some unique ID entirely on the backend (obviously we're only truly anonymous to each other, not 4chan, but this is a third party)
I want sex bad but it's impossible for a lad like me. No point even working when it's off the menu.
E waste is for pansies. Real men burn their electronics.
Bantus up my botty x
>>84760615Rita, Sue and Bob TooHotel Paradiso Kevin & Perry Go LargeAli G IndahouseThe Inbetweeners Movie 1 & 2 (stopping when they're lost in the Australian bush and deciding they died there.)
It's pretty grim when you see the auditors filming through office windows and the office wagies are asking AI agents basic questions to get the job done. They really are making themselves redundant.
>Hotel Paradisomeant Guest House Paradiso, obvs.
Yeah really interesting mate. Anyway
>>84760615You seen shopping?Twin town?Not sure if lads films, but heh.A fish called wanda?This isn't a lads film or a film, but thebthick of it is a great series.
If the troll gave a shit I think they'd have stopped the first time you said it :Phttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84743087/#84745926
>desuarchivesLmfao
>>84760604Nowt wrong with a full fatty coke?
Me? Currently surrounded on all sides by wantus. It like a snake safari x
>>84760682Got them both filtered, me.
He doesn't care...he's off to the archives to prove how much he DOESNT care lol. He search, he view same image, he make meme, he copy pasty, he don't care, lollin xx
/r9k/ thread isn't doing so well.reckon i'll make a /tv/ thread in 300 seconds or so.(here's a clue: buccaneers.)
>>84760703What is better an ice cold cola or an ice cold pepsi
>>84760520Ancestry doesn't matter. Peter Capaldi is still Scottish. Humza Yousaf is still Scottish.
>>84760716>white (like ethnic Scottish people are) man with 1 Italian grand parent, otherwise ethnic Scots relatives >brown Pakistani man with zero ethnic Scots relatives Hmmmm yeah same thing I guess
>>84760706Not ideal that lid, you'll have to engage with their spaff cannons to disarm them.
It's another exciting episode of leftist pretends he doesn't understand the difference between ethnicity and nationality
>>84760729>But Peter is WHITE!Lol. Lmao even.
Oh.Look.It.Full.Stop.Mong.Trying.To.Force.Arguments.Again.
>>84760750English isn't an ethnicity and neither is Scottish.
>>84760752Yup being white is required to be part of this European group of Europeans:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_peopleLearn something new every day eh?
>>84760766>English isn't an ethnicity and neither is ScottishOk matey x
>>84760769Obviously it isn't, given that Humza Yousaf is Scottish.
>>84760750Let's just pick a random person from the left who likes to debate, say destiny, who doesn't care about being right and or facts, he just wants to win the argument. Bit of an emotional fool, like most nowadays in the bolitics sphere.
>>84760783Sorry you lost the culture war and now all you have is lashing out on britfeel for some reason
Why do they only focus on race? Do you think it's because of things like rednose day? These poor coloured peepo need R help.
>>84760793Humza Yousaf is Scottish though. You linked to Wikipedia as a reliable source; well look at Humza's Wikipedia page, where it calls him Scottish. This encyclopedia also calls him Scottish:>Humza Yousaf (born April 7, 1985, Glasgow, Scotland) is a Scottish politicianhttps://www.britannica.com/biography/Humza-YousafKeep seething though.
Been hearing them wantus talking about a Ghanaian prince that's coming to take me as his concubine and that he pay a good price x Not sure how I feels about it x
>>84760753Spamming as HelperLad wasn't getting him the attention he wants and his other gimmicks and thread characters are ignored or filtered.
The NGO's were rattled by the mention of crest.Berry interdasting.
It him? kek
>>84760822Do you think it was that humzies atself character that claims to be Scottish?
>>84760805>drivelSorry you lost the culture war x
Don't hear much of that Lewis Capaldi fellow after the thick of it.
hows the apu lads
>>84760818Are you the same anon who used to say that every anon post with an apu was sean posting off trip?
>>84760813>Not sure how I feels about itWantus don't care about your feelings soft lad
>>84760851No are you going to pretend I am now, ebic lole style?
>X (formerly Twitter) has approximately 557 million to 561 million monthly active users globally>Bluesky currently has approximately 1.5 to 3 million daily active users. Lmao>w-we will just make our own p-platfornBwahahahaha
>X (formerly Twitter) has an estimated 250 to 251 million global daily active users.>Daily estimates typically range between 240 million and 250 million, with a broader monthly active user base hovering around 550 to 650 million globallyHow's that X-odus going
>>84760813i fear for your safety now little lid they are savages those wantus. they do not have your best interests in mind.
Fink i'll put on a kino after clearing the backlog's remainderX
That prince from Ghana oh aye where do I start he is lush xWell hung, muscly, shaved, uncut. These are the days my bottys been dreaming of x
If you call yourself a leftist in the Big Two Six the onus is on you to provide evidence you're not a paedophile.
Patrick's on one again. 12 hours a day 7 days a week.
>>84760945Do you mean dvdmon ie Patrick= irish?
Would be hard for dvdmong to deny he's the troll now that most of the thread is weird gay bumming stuff that he's into.
>>84760924Shan't be as good as you'd get from a Nigerian prince they've got the big bucks
>>84760866Well it is very similar behaviour, strange
on the jars now me big time, no work for me tomorrow oh no sir
>>84760835wasn't he a nonce?speaking of Capaldis, mad how every actor in the 2005/series 1 of the new Dr Who was a wrong'un of some sort (not saying the head writer was.)
>Well it is very similar behaviour, strangeFaggot lol
Think I'll miss the wantus more than the mosque lids now I'm garn be a concubine x
>>84760983No, just a fat ginger scot
>>84761011Not right how the mosque lads treated you is it? Come on, you can tell us what they put you through now, we're all friends here
>TFW the pregab kicks in>>84760983>wasn't he a nonce?I think it was aired ion BBC services, and they are notorious for it, so possibly.
The Britfeel Teletext edition has been updated yet again, now with a live /pol/ DEFCON threat indicator, never miss the beginning of a happening again!https://github.com/BRITFEELRADIO/Britfeel-Teletext-Edition/tree/main
>i will dig in to desuarchive to prove how much i dont careUgly unshowered freak lol
>tfw the zolpidem kicks in>>84761043>I think it was aired ion BBC services, and they are notorious for it, so possibly.was this bloke:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Langhamliterally the main character at the beginning, he just disappears in the third series.
>>84761043God id give anything for a life without responsibilities and a pregabalin
>>84761073It must've touched you deeply if you're still going on about it over an hour later hun
/r9k/ thread bombed./tv/ thread sitting at 2 replies./britfeel/ is my only friends.
>another free (You) from the twoll mong Nerve touched lol
and that is lush, isn't it x
>>84761105I don't know what is worse at this point, the spamming mong or the mong who keeps talking about the spamming mong
>unshoweredodd insult, this. only matters if you go outside.it's like telling someone>eww, i bet you don't even wear sunscreen!
>>84761085Wasn't he replaced by the MILFy woman as prime minister? Rebecca Front is her name. I could have shown an image of her, but I saw a funny animal one earlier, so will post that.
>>84761119Can't have one shutin without the other
One big Ghanaian stud thrusting deeply in and out of my blown out mushroomed botty, a wantu militants glistening shaft in my right hand, steves old decrepit shaft in my left, and the Ghanaian king taking full advantage of my long neck as he throat bums me xIt the lush life x
>>84761109we all that we got in this world mate x
>>84761109I could use a bevvy rn 2bh
>>84761097It would be great if the feeling lasted forever, not going to lie.Are you the anon with the sprog that wanted to watch planes, from this morning?
>>84761133These get more absurd as the day goes on and I'm here for it lol
>>84761132Would be better with none, /bant/ anyone?
>>84761059this is becoming mental but i do appreciate it lad
>>84761059What does the defcon track? Or do I need to check the glowcode for that?
>>84761161Can't go bant lid, don't ask, we just can't. The threads end up being deader than the deadest thread on this this board.
>>84761151Yes thats me. He loved it but is now knackered af because no nap today
>>84761176Its on the read me:Scans the 5 most recently active pol threads in full catalog snippets for everything elseOnly posts made in the last 30 minutes are scored Each thread counts once regardless of hit frequencyKeywords monitoredITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING WHAT WAS THAT OH SHIT OH FUCKHAPPENING THREAD GET IN HERE BREAKING CONFIRMED JUST INmissiles launched missile strike missile attacknuclear launched launched nukes nuclear strike nuclear attacknuke dropped nukes dropped bomb dropped bombedunder attack being bombed air raid airstrikes airstrikeinvasion began invasion has begun troops crossingshots fired war declared war has startednuked nukes nuke warhead ICBM ballisticdetonation mushroom cloud martial law false flag
>>84761133Nice to see you becoming more open-minded when it comes to race little lad good on you
>>84761130hahaha look at that horse
>BRITFEELRADIO>all written in the nice friendly cadence of Hostladbut how can we be sure it's NOT Moni?
>>84761208I guess we'll truly just never know and move on and not think again about that line of questioning.
thanks to the lad who bumped my /tv/ thread <3(i know it was one of you guys. 'grey' spelling, going on about your computer machines...)
it britfeel we look out for each other round here.
>>84761229Why do you keep making threads on /tv/?
Faaaarcking hell that batty bashing has done me right in good and proper oh faaaarcking aye. Once you go Ghanian you'll never go back wahey x
>>84761123It does matter when you haven't showered for 12 months like twoll mong and you smell like a Birmingham bin strike
>>84761244>>84761133>>84761011>>84760633>>84760322Should we be concerned by the amount of dubs he's getting?
>>84761250You just know the troll is some failed personalityCouldn't get attention by being likeable so he's only got this
>>84761257Something is trying to tell us something for sure
>>84761257It blessed
>>84761261meet me in the woods lad i cant talk here x
>>84761244What ever next? Some bull from the congo?
>>84761244corr that is lush that is lid
>>84761257when you have a lot of chopsticks, you catch a lot of flies- ancient Chinese proverb
Fat paddy watching nonce dvds
>>84761043my brother is currently in hospital for an issue with a nerve in his face and he got those pregabs on tap. hafta say I had a wee smile on my face when the nurse said that's what he was getting.
Don't ask dvdmong about the secret shelf where he keeps THOSE dvds
Me? I use lollers filter with my own additions to it.
>>84761187Ah, now a fight to keep him awake till bedtime?
me? Im more of a bath guy
My neck? Perfect length for a big Ghanaian voodoo stick x
>>84761293Remember when they monged out and reported him for posting the filters lol Not fast enough that we didn't save them all
>>84761195Been watching a few funny horse vids, they do pull some bonkers faces
>defcon meter goes to 3>open pol>IRAN HAS PLEDGED TO STRIKE ISRAEL TONIGHTthe system works
>>84761328Going to steal this code for my own bastardised version thanks lid
>>84761326They are in the lorechives lid x
>>84761327aye they are daft as owtcan't blame them for all the ketaminehorse life, that's the life for me x
>>84761208Need to find out about the 3D printer he owes us. He did a runner with the kitty after making it big on gambling on stocks. Probably got involved with the chinese mafia after and he's being forced to datamine r IP's.
>>84761338You know how they work now yayhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84743087/#84745926
I GOT THE LOOT, STEVE!
Oh dear, he's back on the archives, because of how unbothered he is :/
>>84761343Last I heard he was in dubai desperately trying to make contact with saudi princes
Melties on tap it lush x
>>84761335And done thank you gemini
oh these filtershttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84718146/
Reply=Rattled :L
Archive=rattled
Looking good, appreciate it lad
>>84761392>>84761414It's absolute madness these days. Curious what else can be done.
My hands? Just right for cupping bulging wollocks x
They've been seething at the troll daily for over a week but the troll won't budge and that is double lush
>>84761374He should cover himself in pistachio dust, they love it over there.
Sorry mate but when I make you run off to the archives and make little memes about me I've won lol
>>84761445You mean the troll has been seething at Sean daily
My data my choice
everyone, calm downs x
>>84761445>He's beenYou were being a bit generous there mate, fixed.
I made you = rattled
>>84761462Fact is he thought doxxing sean would be a massive event, realised nobody cared, so now he has to dig his heels in with low tier spam that doesnt get yous to feel like he's had any effect. Now he will have to spam for the rest of his life because the second he stops he loses. He is a puppet on strings and that is lush.
It's the same guy, it him haha lmao at this again
>>84761445Longer than a week, months even, triple lush x
Done some purchasing today lads, 2 things for me, 1 thing for muh niece. This is one of the for me things.
I filter the word lush and it removes 100% of the posts made by dickheads
Go on then filter it x
>>84761510Love getting stuff from wapan they always take their time when packaging stuff
My arse hole? Wide enough for a double wantu stuffing
Imagine having a hairy vagina in your face on your Sunday evening
>>84761497it does get yous though
>>84761520I'm getting 2 things from japan, a pidgey mcdonalds promo card.This image has my thing (the light) and a magic set for my niece. Not a birthday or christmas present, just something to do.
>i-ido get y yy.yousLMFAO
Impossible to be depressed with a hairy smelly fanny in your face
>>84761545I wouldn't know I've got spammong and seethemong filtered
>>84761557It would be a bit annoying if you're trying to watch countryfile, I bet.
rattled and that is LVSH x
Spammong? Filter helperlad, etcSeethemong? Filter greentext /^>.*$/gm
When you're a spammer who gives out more yous than you get you might need a new strategy x
>>84761552Apologise right now, that's not on lad.
>>84761532But not wide enough for the dragon dildo?
>>84761575Thanks li,. shame how many filters I've had to use for here recently. Used to be womfy.
This was tough, and not just because of the pregab, I'm not that good.Might take a 10 min breather, as I feel mashed.
>>84761510are you the lad with the Beyblade niece?
>>84761633No I don't think so, she likes k slop demon hunter I think.Picnotrel.
My body? Spaff splattered and smelling of fish x
>>84761642>she likes k slop demon hunter I think.i just can't keep up, these days.any lads remember Tugs?
>>84761700I probably watched it, but my memory isn't good, I barely remember anything from childhood. It's mad how some people can remember all things near enough, my sister is like that.
The BBC is annoying, but they do have some good stuff on. Countryfile is peak comfy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn6-dttRms4
Back on the pet grind already so decided I'd try for KBD this time. It probably will be a longer grind but I'm going for 120 magic anyway.
>>84761700tugs? yeah had one this morning. wahey
>>84761742 is this RuneScape in current year?
>>84761776>had one this morning. waheyokay ZOOMER
Garn neck this wuppa nows. Just woke up from the weirdest dream about a Ghanaian prince and the wantus xI might tells you about it one day x
Boomer, Big Mac, Ten Cents, Top Hat, O.J.all the Tugs.
>>84761783Yes, It's very different from its first form isn't it.
oh hang on, there was Hercules and Spartan too.SUNSHINE, duh.all the Tugs.
>>84761700I don't really remember watching the show, but I had a Tugs board game as a kid.
>>84761807Mad that, were you sleep posting again?
There are men enjoying vaginas right now while other "men" argue online about nothing
>>84761859I'm enjoying arguing with vaginas online, lad.
>>84761859me? I added SSM live detection to the teletext. its what god wanted.
Quite the royal spaffington this wasI'll sayX
I'm buying stuff I want but don't really need on Amazon because I'm a bit bored.
>25 years old >No career or work experience >meme degree this shit worries me far more than being a khhv, don't even know what to do
Buckingspaff PalaceFapmoralArchduke of Cumsorthe list goes on
>>84761937Doesnt sound great if I'm being honest with you. What's your degree?
>>84761908SSM Youtube uploaf detector?
>telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/06/05/bank-dropped-churchill-after-told-he-was-elitist/You love to see itBack into the cuckshed you go, shabbos bastard
>>84761954history. what the hell was I thinking. wish my parents told me otherwise. My post university NEETing is my fault though for being lazy. I have been thinking about spending a year getting my maths and physics a-levels and then trying to get on a stem-related apprenticeship. I don't know how realistic this is though. feels like everyone around me is already far on the way to becoming established
Me? Garn get a wizza in before I enjoy some alone time with my wee willy winky later x
>>84761969I could add that, but it requires a lot. At the moment what it does is if he goes live and someone posts it in the thread it'll make a banner on the teletext to grab your attention.The problem with doing uploads directly is it needs an API key, I'll look into it though maybe there is a way to do it reliably.
pls make the britfeel-teletext output go to a web sight pagewe won't tell anyone your thirtythree.xyz domain it'll be our secret
>>84761983I'm in trade. Wev had apprentices start training in their 30s. The younger you can make the change the better. Don't end up like some of the people on here. Best of luck laddie.
>>84762002thanks. what sounds smarter to you, going into trades, or spending a year going back and doing my A-levels, to hopefully get on a level 6 apprenticeship of some kind. I'm not sure what's smart to do in my situation.
>Alan Turing and Jane austen removed from bank notes for being "divisive" "contentious"Starting to fink divisive means white Next notes "British wildlife"After that all UK bank notes will be Booga booga BantusOh aye
> manifesto.txtHostlad, should we be worried...?
>>84761995Shan't be doing that mate.
>>84761995I'll see if I can make it for you
Remember when BN had a melt down going off his nut at HOST
Just had a wonderful little nap.Food time now methinks.
>>84762056disappointing, lad.>>84762062thank you, lad.ceasing scanning all .xyz domain registrations with THOSE dates...now.
>HOST>HOST>I KNOW IT'S YOU HOST
Save me from the nothing I've become x
>>84762098love this track </3 xoxo
>>84762084>THOSE datesI knew I shouldn't have posted the domain record
got a ba in graphic design at uni. i wash dishes at a pub now
Zeus was always the star of britfeel radio, hostlad was just an awkward ponce
Shower soons just checked the nappy and I've spunked in my sleep x
Bennymaxxing
what uni did you lads go to?
>>84762114Me? BSc in physics, MSc in optical engineering. I work the drive thru mostly.
That post is the closest trollmong been to a shower this year oh aye x he smell like Abduls undies and that is NOT lush for he mummy xx
Melties on tap tonight isn't it x
>>84762141Edinburgh my leed. got my fill of fanny there too x
>>84762141I'm >>84762142 would you believe I went to Imperial lol?
>>84762141Didn't go, I've got a trade and no uni debt though
>>84762165also got no uni debit because it was all on for free x
>>84762141Did two years at Manchester Met, never went to any lectures and spent most of my time there stoned, drunk and/or suicidal
On the valiums nows x
steak pie for din dins
>>84762020 I would stick to what you think your good at as long as it's viable for a job etc That said trades are a job for life and enjoyable if your into that kinda work. It's a killer on the knees tho :(
>>84762141University of Reading for Law. I now work part time retail. I'm looking into stuff outside the legal industry, I didn't enjoy it at all, but my parents were very insistent I go and study something. I'm never paying that debt
Garn try out this new at home bum flusher out in the shower x
Uni only works if you're already a normalfag desu. I won academic prizes throughout uni but hated my time there was miserable because I can't talk to people. Meanwhile your average AABC tier dunce like this >>84762159 just effortlessly glides through life because he's neurotypical. I genuinely believed uni was where people go because they want to learn, they're scholars, lmao. I came out suicidal and alcoholic after learning its just full of midwits like this.
No point doing anything unless they're paying in fanny
The lower 50% of uni league tables are straight up just institutional grifts. They offer no education of value and the people attending them see them as little more than three year breaks in between finishing school and starting work/bennies full time. They don't bother to engage, fuck around on campus, party four nights a week, spend their stipends on drugs etc. They also know that they can't be failed, so it doesn't matter.Go on tiktok and watch videos like 'Coventry uni first year compilation'. It's 'the usual suspects' just straight up fucking around for a year straight.We need to cut the number of people attending uni by a solid 60-70% and then increase the entry requirements for the remaining spaces massively. Currently a degree means nothing, having attended uni means nothing. Would it surprise you to learn that Valdo Calocane got a degree in mechanical engineering?
you lads excited for persona 6 x
Woke up in the 'let's get shit done' phase of the pregab adventure. Noice. Food in, getting some washing done. Oh yeah.
>>84762187alright thanks. I'll try and get these A-levels I think, then hopefully I will be able to get on some kind of STEM related apprenticeship. that being said I'm very reluctant to go back into education and learn/relearn all this stuff for a job that may not exist. what trade do you do, and how much does it pay? do you enjoy your days/do they go fast?
>>84762202Give us an update lid might get one myself
>>84762205you're seething because I shagged at uni lmao
>run polmong_sunday_evening_melty.exe
>>84762172corr lad maybe we crossed paths
If you didn't shag at uni literally what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>84762213That's a red herring. I >>84762205 went to a "good" uni, not oxbridge but Russell group, it was still full of retards, posh gap yah mongs who want to party and shag >>84762205Uni is just a social status tick box 3-4 year party for most people. 3-4 years aren't that much smarter than Polytech BAMEs. It's all just a social status box to tick off.
It's so easy to shag at uni, it's unreal.
>>84762264Everything is easy when you're neurotypical
Evening lads. Had a few wevvies and i'm feeling blistering. I hate my fucking job and need a way out. I manage a gym and it is so excruciatingly boring i want to gouge my eyes out. I was thinking about joining the RAF? Someone help me stop teaching boomers to lift
>>84762264Normans out
Do you guys trim your nose hair?
>>84762247I was there 2013-15
>>84762251>>84762251I didn't shag at uni
>>84762241Not surprised you didn't learn to read even after however many 2.2 essays you scraped together in your meme humanities degree
>>84762302i pluck them with tweezers. something to do while i'm sat watching stuff on my computer screen.if you have a ketamine habit (say) it's actually a useful thing you can do. just sit there plucking away, your eyes don't even water. real-life hours pass and the next day, you have a 100% hair free nose. it's like magic.someone is now going to say nasal hair filters out particles or does something else important. but, that guy, you might as well tell people clearing out their ears is a bad idea.
Uni lads are usually sound. Met some at a small gig and they gave me some mushrooms on the house. Love free drugs x
Had a full joint on my desk, went to make a drink, come back, it's gone? I live alone.
>>84762364Are you not worried about getting ingrown hairs?
It hitting my g-spot this bum flusher oh aye what a toe curling experience x
>>84762370Stoner ghost
>>84762370Weed goblins are buggers. I lost an 8th, and was stressing to fuck because I was at my mum's house when they were on holiday, it got to me for well over a week (yes I just bought more). My bastard mum had chucked it the night they went on holiday, I asked her if she moved anything from my room, and she said yes, it stunk the house up (To be desu, I had started skinning up the night before and fell asleep with it, woke up to it all over the floor, so she probably smelled that).
>>84762381then i will pluck THOSE out.you can feel well enough to intuit the right direction where they pull out easily. but even if you yank them with/against/to-the-side-of the grain, so what? you are BEYOND pain.
Dropped 20 quids worth of ground-up weed on the floor and most of it went through the floorboards. Was absolutely gutted at the time.
Imagine a girl's arse on your face and it fucking stinks and that is lush x
>>84759850>90's kids edishYou mean 90s
If you had a sprog, what would you name it?For me, Belinda if it's a girl, Nathan if it's a boy.
>>84762405What are some other fun things to do on ketamine?
>>84762443i had a tough decision to make in >>84760289. do i do what's correct? or do i do what's right?what are your thoughts on letters? e.g. 'there are three Ls in parallelogram' but what about a lowercase i? what do you do, what DO you do???
Made me precum a little bit x
>>84762357All those prizes and not a drop of pussy! Sad!
>>84762480Pussies dont come in drops
>>84762458you could create a script to generate a list of .xyz domain names that begin with 0 and form a memorable number between 5 and 10 characters long.then check them 500 at a time until you get to about 8000 and accept that Hostlad has you beat ;__;(and also it might not have been a 0 anyway)some people have sex, or spiritual experiences.
who needs pussy when you can play korean mmos 16 hours a day x
>>84762466Yeah but what about the word lead, bit crazy isn't it?I bought a lead lead for the dog, and he said I'm ready to follow your lead.Also the other day I bought a good book to read, but after further inspection it was one I had read before.
>>84762223Fabrication and weldingI like the job. Most of my hobbies revolve around woodwork DIY etc so it's naturally something I enjoy. Pay varies a lot. If you work a lot of overtime and Nightshift etc you can earn a ridiculous wage tbqh.Days are usually pretty quick though wer in a quiet spell right now while we wait for engineering to produce drawings. Tomorrow will likely be a slow day but I'm probably gunna make a new gate for my garden while I can.
>>84762314i was gone by then de lad, which halls were you in?
>>84762513>I bought a lead lead for the dog, and he said I'm ready to follow your lead.>Also the other day I bought a good book to read, but after further inspection it was one I had read before.STOP ITYOU ARE BLOWING MY MIND
is the new content in osrs faithful to the old runescape? like, it doesn't feel out of place? never played osrs even when it came out.worth a subscription?
>>84762536Ok sorry, just saying. Also, 1 for the road.I bought the book to read in reading.
>>84762480I did get pussy after uni though. Still hasn't stopped me hating unimongs who treat it as a party while they do the bare minimum for whatever mickey mouse humanities subject they've put down on UCAS as if they have any academic interests whatsoever. In a sane world people like you wouldn't be anywhere near a university.
>>84762552I don't play much osrs anymore but it is faithful to the original I'd say.. some of it seems out of place if you're expecting it to be exactly as it was in 2007. I can't say if it is worth the sub price though, 11 quid a month for one character, I remember when it was 3.50 a month.
The top of my penis is redI saidTo the top of some girl's head
All clean and womfy nows with my wuppa xGarn bell Yousef and see what he's up to x
making plans for nigel mate. original i know
>>84762634Another big adventure soon I hope little lid x
>>84761995it took forever but we did ithttps://britfeel.xyz/
>>84762759sorry not clicking that lad x
I think we should have a /britfeel/ minecraft server. I'd do it (can pay the monthly cost, ~8 quid on GTX) but can't do anything technical (due to being thick) so need a knowledgeable anon to do all the stuff (add mods).That or dayz, a vanilla namalsk PvP server. Could have it RP (roleplay) to add some fun, can be what you want then.
Big bantufied bulls ravaging my arsehole x
1 spliff a day keep the evil away x
>>84762601yes, your stem degree is really important, little lad!
>>84762804I'm not playing anything where another mong can see my IP
>>84762961I know, it's a scary thing.I'll look into it, I trust myself, but on here, it's just words, and really means nothing, even if the person saying it is being totally honest.
>>84762848You are just the middle class equivalent of chav grugs who fail their GCSEs. Only thing separating you from them is who your mum and dad happen to be and your background giving you a kick to attend uni as a status signal. Mediocre normie mong. Have more respect for those chavs than gap yah freshers week unimongs like yourself. Cope however you like. You're not used to being put in your place because you spend your days most likely pottering about in an office surrounded by equally mediocre grifters. I am right whether you get it or not. Cheers.
Bulls creaming my battycrease x
whats the point of it all lads
West side 4life
here's your "happening" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/clyengg72pgt
>I had about 100 issues of Zoo, 50 issues of Nuts and 20 issues of FHM. My parents didn't approve of them, so when they discovered them after a bag split during the move, they had to go. I was gutted - it was pretty much my only hobby.grim
>>84763123Yeah I did wonder why it was saying Defcon 2
>>84762759Digital ocean VPS is a good choice lid
>>84763123Nothing ever happens thoughs
Kanye has the best outros in music love him x
>>84763095East side 4life
>>84763057You wouldn't be even thinking like that with a fanny in your business right now
>>84763148help me out three stacks de lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OKAo7iAKU
>>84763057whats the point of anything if you cant share x
off to Americas on Friday. garn that world cup. will be full scale. oh aye x
I like to smell smelly nappies
>>84763172too much effort for me ladrather just be a sad cunt and feel sorry for myself desu
>>84763057To exist. You have the ability to make things better or worse. It's not easy, not meant to be, methinks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLZiFygRKyw
Another weekend of not going out and not talking to anyone draws to a close ;_;
>>84763203wowwhitepill post
Me? Dreaming about Dreamybull x
Some smelly fucking minge all over your bellend
Found a dvd of porn in some bushes once.
>>84762759I don't feel as bad sharing mine now 4chan.07121996.xyz
How about yous fuck off with your malware.
Mate how do you listen to this outro and not get goosebumps xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ0u09mFodw&t=170s
>>84763281Bots scraping the thread, who knows what they're scraping. Sus as fuck if it's that host lad. /pol/FM was weird, just slagged off the thread it seemed. At least Mongi's had people from this thread.
>>84763268it didn't occur to me the 'memorable number' would be like, your date of birth or whatever this is.
>>84763295Yes you are spot on, 30 this year.
Goofyass yet womf-adjacent Odenslop this was ngl5.5/10 innitX
Some fucking mucky fanny on your junk
please can you add a slow (JavaScript-free, even) mode where i have to wait for full page refreshes? even if it's purely arbitrary, just on a timer cycling through threads or something.just to emulate the way teletext actually worked/felt x
>>84763285>Mate how do you listen to this outro and not get goosebumps xthis is how i feel about the ending theme to The Powerpuff Girls.and perhaps Jackie Chan Adventures, if i'm being honest.
>>84763337All the films he made since leaving the series have been crap. Must just work for money now.
Might garn full scales tonight and order another wag in to snort off steves old shaft x
Going to get something from aliexpress. Was going to order the same thing from scamazzon, but thought if I'm buying dodgy chinese stuff, might as well get it elsewhere. The only thing is the delivery, and price.
>>84763353Type in wellywext and then hit enter >>84763268
whats your social life like? we cant all be shut ins surely
>>84763655I wouldn't be comfortable sharing that sensitive information while the thread is being botted and scraped.
>>84763674>the thread is being botted and scraped.what do you mean?
im born to be alone im just some lonely ghost x
>>84763655No friends or social life for nearly 10 years now. Not bothered, I find most people to be fatiguing.
>>84763696>I find most people to be fatiguingsame
Just want that pink slimey hole
broke the site fucking around with dns, it'll fix itself in an hour or so
Man made mayo being deposited inside me x
>>84763674That isn't anything new though?
>>84763686They're getting your data and selling it to the chinese.Don't click any links anon, check yer notepad, if you see funny symbols and hahahawesteayourdata,exe, be wary.
>>84763686he means something based is happeningwww.britfeel.xyz
>>84763686Don't believe him anon, those chinse spies have manipulated the digits to make it appear truthful.>>84763777Gun kai, ni zhege tou kui de xiao tou kui kuang
>>84763777glowberg link not working
>>84763824Probably the DNS still updating. in the meantime all information can be found here:https://github.com/BRITFEELRADIO/Britfeel-Teletext-Edition/tree/main
In a state of anhedonia
>>84763846What the fuck is this discord nonsense brehs
>>84763857struggling to enjoy life friend?
>>84763893Impossible to enjoy life without fanny, might as well be dead
>>84763887He's made a /britfeel/ on their own site to nab IP's or something. It's sus af, if you ask me. There's a couple of them pushing people to that site.
>>84763594why thank you, friend.
>>84763903I bet Shippy is involved the fat bastard
>>84763238>>84763259>>84763348>>84763702>>84763725>>84763493Who are these retards and why do they post this brainrot
im not happy with my mum for girthing birth to me
>Be me just now>P tired so accidentally continue convo B within convo A @cuckGPT>Not only does cuckGPT seamlessly continue convo B within the "wrong" convo with full convo B context included, it also starts referencing convos C and D and their hyperspecific context within convo A to boot in its response>This is despite having "Memory" turned """""off"""" mind you >Call it out on this>Tries to gaslight again a little at first of course but then quite quickly concedes that "the system has access to broader context even with memory disabled"The chutzpah of it innit
Only garn and spunked all over myself again ffs x
>>84763950Your life is nothing without fanny on your nostril
any of you cringemongs want to say something that isn't boring and depressing?
Why do muslims deny the divinity of God by saying he cannot become a man? I thought God could do whatever the fuck he wants?
>>84764166why do they worship a cube with an asteroid in it, that was historically used to house icons of pagan gods?
What happened to big mo on the night of al-zutt?
Fresh nappy on for beds xIt not easy being a bottom, you can't control your shits, it not lush x
Spam breakfast dinner or lunch it's the besthttps://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag
>>84764155You're on the wrong board, anon. Do you know what this board is about?
>>84764280doesn't mean we can't have a bit of fun now does it*hits the jukeboxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3CWkayic5Y
>>84764295Oh we do that as well, but not all the time.I think I had a dream about doing the macarena today (early evening nap/pass out on pregab).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWaymcVmJ-A
>>84764231>It not easy being a bottomIt a hard life but someones got to do it x
Off to beddinghamsBig appointmentberg tomorrowI finkX
Gospelspacker here or no? Cannot be arsed with his exclusionary drivel. Good evening to the rest of you good lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YgeJgCi5ssall about Bicycle at the min
Hope my dreams are filled with black bulls x
>>84764373I'm going to be all about bed soon.Going to do something before sleep, but don't want to divulge on here with the chinese scrapers recording everything.
Just heard a good joke. But you can use it n CV's to fill gaps.Anon, Orange juice factory operative, worked there for X amount of years, but got let go due to not being able to concentrate.
Breaking news just in.I'm going to bed now.
www.britfeel.xyz is now up and should be running fine on mobiles, also there is now a drawpad which is shared. dats it.sleep tight britfeel x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwgI_WK17fYa tunes it is
Garn beds nows x
>>84764336>exclusionary drivelWhat the f does this soi boy nonsense even mean
Just realised its the buddhist mongMaybe get a religion that isnt a fad for teenage girls
Dead thread blues
https://voca.ro/1iQVBbN5vPne
RIP threadington. everybody asleep de lads.
need to shit but the cleaning staff are currently cleaning the toilet
What a sad life x
I'm skint aren't i yes i am
banned from vinted after messaging people asking if their clothes are from their dead son
Oh aye another dream about creamy cocks xGarn back bed thoughs x
Appointment cumming up soonIs itX
>>84766920you belong in a "geschlossener abteilung" without internet access
Sex with Ruth's arse and fanny
>>84767103I would give anything to experience this but for Will it's just a regular saturday night. Mental how unjust life is.
Dreamy about bulls it lush x
i hope i survive this fucking week
