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 No.84761055
 No.84761055 Archived
I have a confession to make

I'm almost 35 and I have become a cougar.

I'm not even ashamed.
Guys aged 18-25 are god's gift to the earth.

I mean older guys are very attractive and handsome too

But I could watch young lads all day, holding their "conversations" , boasting their sportiness, with all those smiles and youth -

I'm aware most wouldn't even look twice at me, but I'm also aware some do, for which I'm thankful, and I liberally distribute flirty smiles at them.
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Anonymous
 No.84761083
 No.84761083
My brothers girl is a cougar. He is 24 and thus lady is over 40 I think.

I feel like cougars are just a little scary, they are in a relationship with a young guy who os obviously trying to impress her, and she knows this and can basically manipulate him into whatever.

I dont really like it much.
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Anonymous
 No.84761143
 No.84761143
>>84761083
I understand, this is sort of shitty.
I mean I'm only a theoretical cougar, I'm married with kids, currently sexless.

... but if I were to immanentise my cougarness, I would plough through the sea of Fuckboys. The point is that they're sort of stupid, what would I want a relationship for?
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Anonymous
 No.84761943
 No.84761943
Bump

I would very much enjoy additional cougar anecdotes, amusing or not
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Anonymous
 No.84761950
 No.84761950
>>84761143
>currently sexless
I can fix that for you pwincess, what's your asl
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Anonymous
 No.84761985
 No.84761985
>>84761950
Link your cammanwhore thread pls. :3
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Anonymous
 No.84761991
 No.84761991
you would most likely remain completely silent regardless of how i fucked you, no cuddle
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Anonymous
 No.84762523
 No.84762523
I can't wait till I can become a cougar. Sadly I'm only 19 rn
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Anonymous
 No.84762538
 No.84762538
>>84762523
What are some of your physical characteristics? What about personality? Why do you want to be a cougar?
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Anonymous
 No.84762599
 No.84762599
>>84762538
I have brown hair, I'm short, pale, skinny.
Personality wise I'm not the best. I have anger problems and I'm mentally ill.
I think younger guys are cute. I want to be their first time and have them call me mommy. But it's not socially acceptable for me to date younger yet, so I'll wait till I'm older.
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Anonymous
 No.84762616
 No.84762616
>>84762599
Aw you sound cute. You can work through your issues anon, I believe in you <3 Never give up
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Anonymous
 No.84762638
 No.84762638
>>84761143
>currently sexless.
Why's that? Hubby doesn't want sex or are you just not attracted to him?
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Anonymous
 No.84763438
 No.84763438
>>84762638
He doesn't want sex. Lost Libido and apparently is happy with that and refuses to go to doctors and such.
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Anonymous
 No.84763459
 No.84763459
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>>84761055
>I'm almost 35
she's a HAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, chat
TOMATOS IN CHAT FOR THE HAG
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Anonymous
 No.84763559
 No.84763559
>>84763459
I mean yes that's the point
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Anonymous
 No.84763576
 No.84763576
>>84763559
holy shit that means you were born in 1990 possibly
what was life like back then? were the 90s as good as everyone said they were?
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Anonymous
 No.84763656
 No.84763656
Wonder if they feel like losers too like all 30+ pedo men that go for young girls.
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