>Be me>19>Drafted for WW3>Tried to avoid draft by being gay, but they drafted me anywayOMW_2_China.mp4>become friend with guy on top bunk>Name is Bobbert>Calls everyone basedboy>The day of the battle for the yellow river comes>Scared shitless>Bobbert brightens the mood with a fart jokes and penis jokes>Officer orders us to go to trench and stop the enemy advanceTrenched.jpeg>Drones flying everywhere like its a new years light show>Literally cant tell what is happening>Bobbert says not to to worry-Historically, trenches have a 50 percent survival rate.->I ask him where he got that number-It came to me in a dream->I scream and get up to shoot, but an fiber optic cable wraps around my neck>As I begin to ascend with the optic cable tied around my neck, Bobbert saves me with his circumcision knife>-Thank you, Bob- I say>Before he could respond a grenade lands in the trench>We lift up our grenade shield in time, but one of our homeboys doesnt>The smoke clears and my heart stops>His charred body laying ass up, cheeks blown off>He has shit himself too>War, war never changes>I look over at Bob, he is licking his lipswtf.jpeg>we keep moving through the trench system>Cant tell if we are winning or not
>Manage to survive the whole day, but cant leave trench>The survivors gather together to complain>One of the soldiers has lost two fingers>Bobbert leans over-You can still count to eight, basedboy-Silence>We eat our sloprations and lean against the dirt>Look over at Bobbert who looks more distraught than usual>Think about what just happened>Fear overwhelms me-Hey- Bob says -If my cheeks get blown off, dont start bustin in my butthole, ok?->Laugh it off and feel a bit better>Wake up hours later to the sound of distant artillery>Bobbert is already awake, staring at nothing>I dont say anything>Neither does he>Messanger arrives from base and orders us to retreat back to camp>The chinese have brought out the Exoskeleton troops>I grab my gear>Bobbert is still sitting there-You coming?- I ask>He nods slowly and gets up>That was the last time I saw him standing>When I arrive back his bunk is empty>I sit on mine and look at it for a bit>Replacement arrives by lunch>Climbs into Bobberts bunk>Looks at me-Historically, top bunks have a 50 percent survival rate->I ask where he got that number-It came to me in a dream-
Wouldn't get drafted but I'm already in the reserve for my country so would definitely be fighting.I was an artilleryman when I was in the army so I suppose I'll be shelling Russians from far away. I disliked most of the guys I was there with but haven't seen them in years so maybe we would get along better now. Will probably get fucked and die by drones or bomber planes.
>>84761207If ww3 would come, I would ask the government, if I could stay at home and work with the domestic intelligence agencies or police.There would definetly be anti-war activists, spies, saboteurs or other foreign collaborators, that would need to be hunted down.Being a soldier in a government death squad has a higher chance of survival, than the poor SOB in the trenches.
>>84761207shoot myself in the head as soon as they give me a gun lol
>>84761207>be me>drafted for ww3 >tell them im gay and transgender and autistic and retarded>if doesn't work>run the fuck away >if doesn't work and i get dragged into battle>run the fuck away again, desert, and go to jail>if doesn't work>take a gun and shoot my leg and become possibly permanently disabled but not dead
>>84761207I would commit suicide by cop. My joints are kinda shit and I'm very short and mentally ill, going to a war would be a death sentence to me.
>>84762889Why shoot yourself when you can shoot your superiors and mess with the army from inside at least a little
>>84761207I'm too old to be drafted as a 36 year old boomer. I'll just stay home and watch drone footage of zoomies getting blown up.
