I never saw a depressed blonde
they hide it well
There definitely is something to blonde vs brunette theoryI've always been more attracted to brunettes but every brunette seems to be mentally illThe only girls that have ever been kind to me are blonde girls
>>84763344Halo effect. They are nice because society is nice to them
>>84763314This dude blew his face off with a shotgun, there def are some
>>84763374I meant blonde girls
>>84763355No, blondes are nice because they're just genetically programmed that way. everyone knows it, that's why they're so highly sought after. better genes
>>84763314They dye it black and act goth, alt, or emo
>>84763378yeah ig in that case i never saw one either
>>84763314I knew two blondes that were depressed
>>84763314And rarely do we ever see real blondes. Take for example this girl, who did not bother to die her eyebrows thus giving away the fact that she's not a real blonde
>>84763378>>84763403What about this one though?
>>84763418why did so many rock stars cross dressed?
>>84763314I was the most depressed when I had blonde hair lolzon the other hand more people noticed me and I got invited to parties for the first time
>>84763418>troon out>kill yourselfa tale as old as time
>>84763417She is a blonde lol women are so weird. If she has yellow hair she is a blonde doesn't matter if its dyed or not
>>84763314go to finland
>>84763427jews who own the studios make them do it.it's also why nearly every major black movie star has had to crossdress on screen. tariq nasheed knows what's up, he even made a movie about it
>>84763314I should dye my hair blond so i can at least go down in history as the first depressed blonde. Since i have no life prospects i can at least make my mark in history.
>>84763614but you'd just be an imposter so that doesn't count
>>84763614there are plenty of depressed blonde foids though
>>84763614It's impossibleIf you left the hair salon with your new beautiful blonde hair Chad would notice you from across the street. "Wow.... what an angel" he says under his breath. Before you have even had a chance to have a depressed thought he has confidently strode across the street towards you and introduced himself. You end up going for coffee together and as you sip on your pumpkin spice macha frappuccino and gaze past his muscular arms into his piercing blue hunter eyes you realise why it's impossible to ever be depressed as a blonde...
>>84763908Well the problem here is that i have a mental disability that causes me to be literally alergic to people, my brain boils itself inside on human contact and it triggers neurotic outbursts or seizures. So yeah i wouldn't even be able to go to a salon in the first place, would have to do it at home, and then if Chad would somehow notice me through my window, his voice, pressence or touch would make me drop to the floor and have a violent seizure. Soooo i don't think it would work out.I think i genuinely might be the perfect person to be the worlds first depressed blonde with my condition not gonna lie, i might have been born for this.
>>84763946as a blonde, i've never seen a convincing fake blonde, you have to be spiritually blonde as well
too busy raiding the coasts
>>84763946>you rinse the remains of the at-home dye from your hair, you are now a beautiful blonde>suddenly you feel Chad's presence>you almost drop to the floor, but he swiftly catches you>"wow femanon, looks like you really *fell* for me haha">your body tries to have a seizure but he holds you still with his muscular arms>"There there femanon. The only seizure I'm going to let happen here is in your pussy later *winks*"
>>84763328no they dont look at their moms that hate their life because their daughters are all selfish piles of shit and the mom realized thats what they were the entire time alsolook at the moms face they know this and that is that feeling you are describing
>>84763427because fag culture wasnt in your face like it is nowfags werent around then so they did it as a joke all the time now that theyre everywhere this doesnt happen as often because they realize it really is disgusting
