we go on a cute hike in the woods, we kiss, and then you bash my head in with a baseball bat
Where are you from? I would like to go on a cute date with a trans girl
>>84763968It's not fun when they want it
I wish I could do that but every woman who writes this is larping. Would rape you before tho. kys.
>>84763973would you bash my head in with a baseball bat?>>84763978i'd scream and stuff i promise. make it realistic>>84763984>Would rape you before thono, i'm not into that. u gotta stick to the script :/
>>84763968Do cool women exist or are they all annoying?
>>84763991Yes I would inflict more sickening gruesome damage than you could even imagine but you have to let me hold your hand and kiss you
>>84763997Cool women are largely independent, you're not going to find them on a hyper-social site like this, only the retarded ones come here.
>>84763968can i use something else baseball bats hurt my hands
>>84763997i can only speak for myself, so i'd say probably no, but maybe try your luck outside of dead image boards and report back>>84764021>I would inflict more sickening gruesome damage than you could even imagineNO, just the baseball bat. i planned this all out carefully !!>>84764044nope, gotta be a baseball bat. why is everybody trying to go off script???
>>84763968Welp. That escalated quickly!!
>>84764063The script is shit
>>84763968I have a baseball bat and I'm more than willing to go on a date with you, you just can't be a tranny or a fag.
>>84763968like, one caveman bonk and then I drag you off for oogabooga time? or a Negan from Walking Dead bashing?seems fun either way, just want to know what's expected
>>84764125no its not. i gave you the terms and conditions upfront, don't complain now>>84764158sounds good>>84764177>like, one caveman bonk and then I drag you off for oogabooga time? or a Negan from Walking Dead bashing?like the kind where my neck goes *crack* and i stop moving
>>84764063ok im learning i dont have a baseball bat so im gonna use a field hockey stick instead because it has good padding on the grip
>>84764269so what am I getting out of this? The hike and kiss are nice and all, but I'd like to check off the rest of KHHV too
>>84764292>i dont have a baseball bat so im gonna use a field hockey stick>im learningCLEARLY NOT !! its gotta be a baseball bat cause its more cinematic that way>>84764384>The hike and kiss are nice and all, but I'd like to check off the rest of KHHV tooyou can get a kiss and a hug, we can we even hold hands on the hike, but you're gonna have to make other plans for the rest of that, sorry
>>84763968Can I do whatever I want with the corpse after we're done?
>>84764416>you're gonna have to make other planswell that's a shame. I don't think that's gonna work out too well behind bars.
>>84764435no, ew !! you gotta bury me and leave me there and let me become one with nature.>>84764450 >I don't think that's gonna work out too well behind bars.just drop some soap in the showers. you won't even have to try, anon
cuter date idea: we go on a cute date in the woods, we kiss, and then I hook your titties up to a car battery and torture you for hours
>>84764466If I have to bury you then can I at least strip you naked before I do it, pweaseee?A little looksie never hurt nobody
>>84764470no, that sounds very painful and is not part of the date schedule>>84764576100 men vs. a SINGLE instruction manual, istggg
>>84764607>no, that sounds very painfulyou're a big girl
