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You'd eat her pussy and you'd eat her ass. Your a fag if you say otherwise. Just look at how perfect of a backside she has
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>>84770277
but its all oily... i want it to be dry at first
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>>84770277
oh I'm definitely a fag then ew she's so fucking ugly
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>>84770277
I used to save like every image and video of a foid being sexual

Now I barely save them and just see them as attention hungry whores

Weird
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>>84770277
>Your a fag if you say otherwise
Or maybe I'm just not a cuck
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>>84770277
A foid should be ashamed of her ass and pussy if she wants me eat it, she should be all tsundere about it. Displaying it so agressively only makes me feel disgust.
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>>84770277
Is it too much to ask of the world to just meet a normal woman who likes me and goes on a single date with me and is happy to see me
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There are circumstances where I would and others where I wouldn't. The statement is nonsensical.
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>>84770380
>Is it too much to ask
Yes, because you're "asking", which really means you're just hoping a female will simply fall into your lap, while feeling sorry for yourself and aren't doing anything to improve your situation.
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>>84770277
>You have to like what I like
Not everyone is attracted to whores with huge body counts
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>>84770418
I didn't say anything like that lmao
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>>84770277
I'm a fag but I'll never be a subhuman simp that tries to share intimacy with someone who loathes intimacy, like you
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Most men would. The real question is would you ring her up?
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Intimate moments with vaginas
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>>84770503
I'm an intimacy aficionado
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>>84770277
No. Go fuck yourself, goonfag.
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>>84770493
You didn't have to. I already know
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>>84770604
ugly fucking hag, why are you trying to make us sick, anon?
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>>84770277
You shouldn't want things. Be grateful for what you have. You are greedy for wanting things and it stems from a fear and insecurity that makes you deserving of punishment
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>>84770277
She makes pornography, so I wouldn't want to be intimate with her.
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>>84770635
My apologies, gudeman. Perhaps another offering will be acceptable as atonement
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>>84770653
She wants to be intimate with you
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>>84770634
>I don't have to know anything about you I just listen to the voices and then project unto you
Lol okay?
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>>84770677
I don't think she would want that. So I suppose my disposition is moot anyway.
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>>84770649
People can want, they just shouldn't covet what is not theirs.
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>>84770703
Nothing is theirs. Therefore it is bad to want anything
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>>84770688
I know everything about you and you can't escape
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>>84770725
I disagree with this notion. If you work for it legitimately it belongs to you.
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>>84770780
It belongs to God
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FOID SEX
FOID SEX
FOID SEX
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>>84770904
are women aware of how visible their assholes are when doing this? its gotta be a little shameful, right?
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I would like go play with all the pussies in the world
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>>84770925
yeah its hot as hell, best part about face sitting is both of her holes are right there. All you can see,smell and taste
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>>84770884
So should humans not want to be saved if salvation belongs to God? How about we not speak for the big man upstairs?
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>>84770968
You just did, hypocrite. You're going to Hell
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>>84770277
Sorry but only Chad Thundercock is allowed to do that.
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This is all the sex from a stacy you'll get
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>>84771027
Honestly I'd be happy with that. I submit
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>>84770380
Nope. Date the coomer OF foid with a 10+ body count and bleached asshole, incel.
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>>84770974
Thankfully God decides that and not a random on 4channel.org who think he's God.
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>>84770277
>outie
no thanks
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>>84770418
>improve
chad didn't need to improve
>>84770904
that dildo is about the size of my own penis
maybe there's hope after all
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>>84770277
>"You'd eat her pussy and you'd eat her ass. Your a fag if you say otherwise."
>Posts totally hot delicious pussy
Well, yeah? What's the catch?
>>84770953
Omg. Would eat her out for hours.
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>>84770925
what's to be ashamed of? they don't poop or fart but their poops and farts taste and smell good and their buttholes taste and smell good and look like cute little buttons
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>>84771654
That's the best part, mother fuckers say this then they under 6 inches and 6 feet
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if you've come to this thread in the first place you were entrancted at the sight of her enough to click on the thread
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>>84771669
Peach fuzz is so hot. Better porn thread than all of /gif/
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>You'd eat her pussy and you'd eat her ass. Your a fag if you say otherwise. Just look at how perfect of a backside she has
I just want to ram my dick in her holes, anon.
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>>84771953
>when her labia are longer than my penis
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>>84772162
All zoomers today want their pussies eaten, your not gonna cut it with your limp dick thrusting for 5 minutes
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>>84772162
the funny thing about my dick is it's located on my tongue
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Moids can't compare to the shit girls are doing to themselves know a days anyways
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>>84772407
Wtf why is it alive?
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>>84772407
imagine lapping up these drippings like a dog
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I want to clamp on like a lamprey until I'm satisfied. she's allowed to cum, too, but I mostly do it for me.
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>>84772469
Yeah imagine
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>>84772479
they're doing this to me tomorrow except my penis is much smaller
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>>84772407
that's great, now i have to go jerk off
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>>84770277
do we like blown out cunts now
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>>84772528
yes get over it. labia is good.
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>>84772528
No "roast" in ctrl+F either, what the fuck is going on
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>>84770440
>Not everyone is attracted to a used up non-virgin whores
Ftfy
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retard's don't know innies also have labia lmao
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You're going to worships this goddess
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>>84772407
>Moids can't compare to the shit girls are doing to themselves know a days anyways
Idk anon that one video of a guy putting a worm down his malformed penis makes me think otherwise
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>>84773332
>all that girl pee going to waste instead of being drunk up by me
Shame
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>>84770277
When I make it, I'll hire two escorts that look like OP and do pic related with them
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why do these women shave their pussy and ass
it would look so much better with natural hair
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>>84770277
Anuses are not sexual organs, no matter how much your parasites try to convince you otherwise
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>>84773994
You're just flat out wrong. Females and males both get sexual pleasure from anal stimulation
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>>84773994
its insanely easy to stick your dick in one

mouth is even less of a sexual organ but you still suck dicks
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Love the oiled up ass
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>>84771654
>r9k virgins when a normal looking vagina doesn't look like homer simpsons mouth.
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>>84774720
is also for >>84772528
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>>84773994
more buttsex for me
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>>84770277
I'd tonguefuck her ass even more than her pussy and I'd love every second
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>>84774016
>>84774617
a gf who spreads her oiled up asscheeks and winks her pretty asshole at me is my dream
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>>84770277
>eat her pussy
Sure, I could go for that.
>eat her ass
Fucking gross, that's where shit comes from.
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>>84770277
This video would be so good with her ugly fucking head cropped out
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>>84772407
Source? I need to hear the audio
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>>84776045
>This video wouId be so good with her ugly fucking head cropped out
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>>84770277
>You'd eat her pussy
Yes
>you'd eat her ass
No
>Your a fag if you say otherwise
You're a fag if you eat ass.
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>>84770663
Even the remake of hungry hungry hippos has niggers in it now.
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>>84770277
I lost all interest in women as I grew older
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>>84771664
>life is unfair, someone else has it better than me, that's why i won't do anything about my own life
ok chuddie
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>>84776639
Has your life improved as a result, or is improvement entirely reserved for "chad"?
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>>84770277
>>84773332
how do you call this kind of video? solo but more "explicit"
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>>84777093
>I'm pretending it's a meritocracy and not a genetic lottery, huge lulz fellow /r9k/ user
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>>84778217
it's both. and "well done" for confirming my suspicions about you, i guess.
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>>84778161
idk man is just solo
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>>84778161
Hardcore parkour
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>>84770277
>You'd eat her pussy and you'd eat her ass
Sure? If I was single why not?
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>>84770277
Beautiful delicious looking pussy but I don't eat ass. I am not a zoomer. I do not want food poisioning
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>>84773332
it's not an innie if they're just dangling out like that
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>>84774720
why can't it look like >>84775346 instead?
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>>84778248
>it's both
in the sense that there are chads and gigachads, sure
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>>84770277
>ugly whore with bad makeup and too big of an ass that's covered in oil
>this is desirable
We've gotta just round up all the porn addicts and burn them
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>>84781048
>too big of an ass that's covered in oil
Fag moment, seems your just seething at some stacey you won't get. Why do people always make these claims like they understand these women when they've never talked to one in there life to begin with
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>>84770929
>I would like go play with all the pussies in the world
I get it anon. Pussy is the best thing in the world. Sometimes I have fantasies about eating pussy for a living. Like as long as it's disease free and decently clean, I'll eat it. Young, old, cute, ugly, hairy, bald, slim, fat. I'd taste them all and make them all feel good. Feeling a woman cum in your tongue is the best feeling in the world.
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>>84781133
I've dated a couple women and my taste in them is pretty much "do they look like my sister"
My sister does not have an ugly baboon ass, so the OP image is not attractive to me
Also
>there
>more porn
Go kill yourself you ESL freak
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>>84770953
>All you can see,smell and taste
You know what's the best view in the world? When you have your girl like on her back, legs over her shoulders, and eat her ass. If you get really up close her pussy fills your whole field of view. Fucking beautiful.
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>>84771027
Man, pegging is soo nice too. There are so many nice things you can do with a woman...
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>>84781193
>no horny foid that pegs the shit out of me
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>>84781318
Holy shit that thing is huge. Only time I got pegged it was ith a dildo that was a out 4 inches and as thick as my fingers. I can't imagine what it takes to learn how to take that monster
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>>84770277
I would do neither. I have a rather old-fashioned mindset about this shit, if you eat pussy, you're a fag, don't allow women to expect you to service them or do shit beyond fuck them.
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>>84770925
my theory about why those gemstone butt plugs became popular a while ago is cause women figured out that they can use them to hide their assholes while otherwise nude.
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>>84780826
Why is it such a big deal for you for literally every cunt to look specifically look like that though? Pussy is pussy.
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>>84782290
>>84773332
>>84774720
Im honestly curious, why do some "straight" guys act so repulsed by literally any vagina that's not just some plain ass crack on the crotch? Like what kind of straight man wouldn't want soft wet pussy flaps brushing up and down their hardened shaft while they pile drive in?
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>>84782328
Roast beef lips are ballsack skin that grew due to higher testosterone during puberty.
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>>84782328
Internalized homosexuality.
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>hating on a bit of labia
post penis
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>>84782486
>I enjoy looking at roast beef and cocks
Really trying hard to prove you're not a fag, huh.
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Stop posting axe wounds, post female assholes
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Absolutely entranced by her ass claps
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men are so fucking weird lolololo
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>>84782554
You call people fags yet hate the most common kind of pussy out there lmfao.
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>>84782363
>You can't like hair on pussy, it's made from the same hair as ballsack pubes bro.
>You have to avoid licking her clit too when eating her out, it's like...a miniature micro penis tip bro.
Anon....I..
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>>84783100
The most common pussy in America is a hairy 44 year old obese woman that's given birth, which we can clearly see is well represented in this thread.
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>>84783124
>if her clit isn't large enough to penetrate me, she's not a real woman
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>>84783127
Outside the hippos fucking >>84770663 There isn't a single hairy obese middle age woman in the thread. Take your meds.
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>>84783145
>Immediately thinks of nutsacks, female penetration and dudes when talking about pussy.
I honestly don't know what to tell you. Sounds like a self report.
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>>84783156
>I do not understand sarcasm
You're a real smart boy, who will accomplish big things when you grow up.
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>>84783051
And yet foid lust over some guy that wants to kill them, I just respect the female form
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>>84783168
>sure, I'm the one that called a clit a penis first, but that was just me projecting what your projection would be, I'm not projecting at all
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>>84783204
not me brotha, i yearn for a gomez and morticia-style relationship
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>>84783205
You brought up calling pussy lips ballsack skin first though I'm afraid.
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Why are these female back sides frying my brain?
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>>84783311
And it was a correct statement. Womens' labia grow in response to elevated testosterone during puberty, at the same time that mens' scrotum grows and their testicles drop. It is a masculinized feature, like facial hair. Or an enlarged clitoris like seen in female athletes, particularly ones that take supplemental testosterone.

There should be no question as to why heterosexual men find it less attractive.
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I have found that over the years women repulse me more and more as creatures. To have a form that is so innately sexual, and their lives essentially be ruled by their ability to breed, creates a void of personality that is only filled by a man. Theres something to be said about how pitiful women are; to feel the need to advertise yourself, it is nothing but shameful.
I feel bad for these women posted in the thread.
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>>84773332
Disgusting. How does one even find themselves in this scenario? Filming yourself pissing, making a mess, making atrocious faces. Concerning shit.
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>>84783367
I never in my life heard the "masculinized feature" complaint as an answer but whatevs.
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>>84783417
And yet they live a better life than you
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>>84783449
Presumably you've heard that dumbshit roastie meme about worn out vaginas. Which is nonsense, but you can't expect the average retard to understand their instincts.



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