You'd eat her pussy and you'd eat her ass. Your a fag if you say otherwise. Just look at how perfect of a backside she has
>>84770277but its all oily... i want it to be dry at first
>>84770277oh I'm definitely a fag then ew she's so fucking ugly
>>84770277I used to save like every image and video of a foid being sexualNow I barely save them and just see them as attention hungry whoresWeird
>>84770277>Your a fag if you say otherwiseOr maybe I'm just not a cuck
>>84770277A foid should be ashamed of her ass and pussy if she wants me eat it, she should be all tsundere about it. Displaying it so agressively only makes me feel disgust.
>>84770277Is it too much to ask of the world to just meet a normal woman who likes me and goes on a single date with me and is happy to see me
There are circumstances where I would and others where I wouldn't. The statement is nonsensical.
>>84770380>Is it too much to askYes, because you're "asking", which really means you're just hoping a female will simply fall into your lap, while feeling sorry for yourself and aren't doing anything to improve your situation.
>>84770277>You have to like what I likeNot everyone is attracted to whores with huge body counts
>>84770418I didn't say anything like that lmao
>>84770277I'm a fag but I'll never be a subhuman simp that tries to share intimacy with someone who loathes intimacy, like you
Most men would. The real question is would you ring her up?
Intimate moments with vaginas
>>84770503I'm an intimacy aficionado
>>84770277No. Go fuck yourself, goonfag.
>>84770493You didn't have to. I already know
>>84770604ugly fucking hag, why are you trying to make us sick, anon?
>>84770277You shouldn't want things. Be grateful for what you have. You are greedy for wanting things and it stems from a fear and insecurity that makes you deserving of punishment
>>84770277She makes pornography, so I wouldn't want to be intimate with her.
>>84770635My apologies, gudeman. Perhaps another offering will be acceptable as atonement
>>84770653She wants to be intimate with you
>>84770634>I don't have to know anything about you I just listen to the voices and then project unto you Lol okay?
>>84770677I don't think she would want that. So I suppose my disposition is moot anyway.
>>84770649People can want, they just shouldn't covet what is not theirs.
>>84770703Nothing is theirs. Therefore it is bad to want anything
>>84770688I know everything about you and you can't escape
>>84770725I disagree with this notion. If you work for it legitimately it belongs to you.
>>84770780It belongs to God
FOID SEXFOID SEXFOID SEX
>>84770904are women aware of how visible their assholes are when doing this? its gotta be a little shameful, right?
I would like go play with all the pussies in the world
>>84770925yeah its hot as hell, best part about face sitting is both of her holes are right there. All you can see,smell and taste
>>84770884So should humans not want to be saved if salvation belongs to God? How about we not speak for the big man upstairs?
>>84770968You just did, hypocrite. You're going to Hell
>>84770277Sorry but only Chad Thundercock is allowed to do that.
This is all the sex from a stacy you'll get
>>84771027Honestly I'd be happy with that. I submit
>>84770380Nope. Date the coomer OF foid with a 10+ body count and bleached asshole, incel.
>>84770974Thankfully God decides that and not a random on 4channel.org who think he's God.
>>84770277>outieno thanks
>>84770418>improvechad didn't need to improve>>84770904that dildo is about the size of my own penismaybe there's hope after all
>>84770277>"You'd eat her pussy and you'd eat her ass. Your a fag if you say otherwise.">Posts totally hot delicious pussyWell, yeah? What's the catch?>>84770953Omg. Would eat her out for hours.
>>84770925what's to be ashamed of? they don't poop or fart but their poops and farts taste and smell good and their buttholes taste and smell good and look like cute little buttons
>>84771654That's the best part, mother fuckers say this then they under 6 inches and 6 feet
if you've come to this thread in the first place you were entrancted at the sight of her enough to click on the thread
>>84771669Peach fuzz is so hot. Better porn thread than all of /gif/
>You'd eat her pussy and you'd eat her ass. Your a fag if you say otherwise. Just look at how perfect of a backside she hasI just want to ram my dick in her holes, anon.
>>84771953>when her labia are longer than my penis
>>84772162All zoomers today want their pussies eaten, your not gonna cut it with your limp dick thrusting for 5 minutes
>>84772162the funny thing about my dick is it's located on my tongue
Moids can't compare to the shit girls are doing to themselves know a days anyways
>>84772407Wtf why is it alive?
>>84772407imagine lapping up these drippings like a dog
I want to clamp on like a lamprey until I'm satisfied. she's allowed to cum, too, but I mostly do it for me.
>>84772469Yeah imagine
>>84772479they're doing this to me tomorrow except my penis is much smaller
>>84772407that's great, now i have to go jerk off
>>84770277do we like blown out cunts now
>>84772528yes get over it. labia is good.
>>84772528No "roast" in ctrl+F either, what the fuck is going on
>>84770440>Not everyone is attracted to a used up non-virgin whoresFtfy
retard's don't know innies also have labia lmao
You're going to worships this goddess
>>84772407>Moids can't compare to the shit girls are doing to themselves know a days anywaysIdk anon that one video of a guy putting a worm down his malformed penis makes me think otherwise
>>84773332>all that girl pee going to waste instead of being drunk up by meShame
>>84770277When I make it, I'll hire two escorts that look like OP and do pic related with them
why do these women shave their pussy and assit would look so much better with natural hair
>>84770277Anuses are not sexual organs, no matter how much your parasites try to convince you otherwise
>>84773994You're just flat out wrong. Females and males both get sexual pleasure from anal stimulation
>>84773994its insanely easy to stick your dick in onemouth is even less of a sexual organ but you still suck dicks
Love the oiled up ass
>>84771654>r9k virgins when a normal looking vagina doesn't look like homer simpsons mouth.
>>84774720is also for >>84772528
>>84773994more buttsex for me
>>84770277I'd tonguefuck her ass even more than her pussy and I'd love every second
>>84774016>>84774617a gf who spreads her oiled up asscheeks and winks her pretty asshole at me is my dream
>>84770277>eat her pussySure, I could go for that.>eat her assFucking gross, that's where shit comes from.
>>84770277This video would be so good with her ugly fucking head cropped out
>>84772407Source? I need to hear the audio
>>84776045>This video wouId be so good with her ugly fucking head cropped out
>>84770277>You'd eat her pussyYes>you'd eat her assNo>Your a fag if you say otherwiseYou're a fag if you eat ass.
>>84770663Even the remake of hungry hungry hippos has niggers in it now.
>>84770277I lost all interest in women as I grew older
>>84771664>life is unfair, someone else has it better than me, that's why i won't do anything about my own lifeok chuddie
>>84776639Has your life improved as a result, or is improvement entirely reserved for "chad"?
>>84770277>>84773332how do you call this kind of video? solo but more "explicit"
>>84777093>I'm pretending it's a meritocracy and not a genetic lottery, huge lulz fellow /r9k/ user
>>84778217it's both. and "well done" for confirming my suspicions about you, i guess.
>>84778161idk man is just solo
>>84778161Hardcore parkour
>>84770277>You'd eat her pussy and you'd eat her assSure? If I was single why not?
>>84770277Beautiful delicious looking pussy but I don't eat ass. I am not a zoomer. I do not want food poisioning
>>84773332it's not an innie if they're just dangling out like that
>>84774720why can't it look like >>84775346 instead?
>>84778248>it's bothin the sense that there are chads and gigachads, sure
>>84770277>ugly whore with bad makeup and too big of an ass that's covered in oil>this is desirableWe've gotta just round up all the porn addicts and burn them
>>84781048>too big of an ass that's covered in oilFag moment, seems your just seething at some stacey you won't get. Why do people always make these claims like they understand these women when they've never talked to one in there life to begin with
>>84770929>I would like go play with all the pussies in the worldI get it anon. Pussy is the best thing in the world. Sometimes I have fantasies about eating pussy for a living. Like as long as it's disease free and decently clean, I'll eat it. Young, old, cute, ugly, hairy, bald, slim, fat. I'd taste them all and make them all feel good. Feeling a woman cum in your tongue is the best feeling in the world.
>>84781133I've dated a couple women and my taste in them is pretty much "do they look like my sister"My sister does not have an ugly baboon ass, so the OP image is not attractive to meAlso>there>more pornGo kill yourself you ESL freak
>>84770953>All you can see,smell and tasteYou know what's the best view in the world? When you have your girl like on her back, legs over her shoulders, and eat her ass. If you get really up close her pussy fills your whole field of view. Fucking beautiful.
>>84771027Man, pegging is soo nice too. There are so many nice things you can do with a woman...
>>84781193>no horny foid that pegs the shit out of me
>>84781318Holy shit that thing is huge. Only time I got pegged it was ith a dildo that was a out 4 inches and as thick as my fingers. I can't imagine what it takes to learn how to take that monster
>>84770277I would do neither. I have a rather old-fashioned mindset about this shit, if you eat pussy, you're a fag, don't allow women to expect you to service them or do shit beyond fuck them.
>>84770925my theory about why those gemstone butt plugs became popular a while ago is cause women figured out that they can use them to hide their assholes while otherwise nude.
>>84780826Why is it such a big deal for you for literally every cunt to look specifically look like that though? Pussy is pussy.
>>84782290>>84773332>>84774720Im honestly curious, why do some "straight" guys act so repulsed by literally any vagina that's not just some plain ass crack on the crotch? Like what kind of straight man wouldn't want soft wet pussy flaps brushing up and down their hardened shaft while they pile drive in?
>>84782328Roast beef lips are ballsack skin that grew due to higher testosterone during puberty.
>>84782328Internalized homosexuality.
>hating on a bit of labiapost penis
>>84782486>I enjoy looking at roast beef and cocksReally trying hard to prove you're not a fag, huh.
Stop posting axe wounds, post female assholes
Absolutely entranced by her ass claps
men are so fucking weird lolololo
>>84782554You call people fags yet hate the most common kind of pussy out there lmfao.
>>84782363>You can't like hair on pussy, it's made from the same hair as ballsack pubes bro. >You have to avoid licking her clit too when eating her out, it's like...a miniature micro penis tip bro.Anon....I..
>>84783100The most common pussy in America is a hairy 44 year old obese woman that's given birth, which we can clearly see is well represented in this thread.
>>84783124>if her clit isn't large enough to penetrate me, she's not a real woman
>>84783127Outside the hippos fucking >>84770663 There isn't a single hairy obese middle age woman in the thread. Take your meds.
>>84783145>Immediately thinks of nutsacks, female penetration and dudes when talking about pussy. I honestly don't know what to tell you. Sounds like a self report.
>>84783156>I do not understand sarcasmYou're a real smart boy, who will accomplish big things when you grow up.
>>84783051And yet foid lust over some guy that wants to kill them, I just respect the female form
>>84783168>sure, I'm the one that called a clit a penis first, but that was just me projecting what your projection would be, I'm not projecting at all
>>84783204not me brotha, i yearn for a gomez and morticia-style relationship
>>84783205You brought up calling pussy lips ballsack skin first though I'm afraid.
Why are these female back sides frying my brain?
>>84783311And it was a correct statement. Womens' labia grow in response to elevated testosterone during puberty, at the same time that mens' scrotum grows and their testicles drop. It is a masculinized feature, like facial hair. Or an enlarged clitoris like seen in female athletes, particularly ones that take supplemental testosterone.There should be no question as to why heterosexual men find it less attractive.
I have found that over the years women repulse me more and more as creatures. To have a form that is so innately sexual, and their lives essentially be ruled by their ability to breed, creates a void of personality that is only filled by a man. Theres something to be said about how pitiful women are; to feel the need to advertise yourself, it is nothing but shameful. I feel bad for these women posted in the thread.
>>84773332Disgusting. How does one even find themselves in this scenario? Filming yourself pissing, making a mess, making atrocious faces. Concerning shit.
>>84783367I never in my life heard the "masculinized feature" complaint as an answer but whatevs.
>>84783417And yet they live a better life than you
>>84783449Presumably you've heard that dumbshit roastie meme about worn out vaginas. Which is nonsense, but you can't expect the average retard to understand their instincts.