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>*jumps out at you from under the covers*
>BOO
>ha anon you should have seen the look on your face
>I'm sleeping in your bed tonight honey
>...because I've been lonely since the divorce and I want someone to cuddle with
>come on anon, it's been soooo long since we cuddled
>I'm your mother and it's my apartment, I can sleep wherever I want
>what, you're too cool to sleep with mommy now? after all those nights you would sneak into my bed after a nightmare when you were little, I think you owe me
>do you really want your mommy to spend another night sad and alone, don't you love me?
>oh baby, you're so sweet
>so anon how's it going with what's-her-name are you still seeing her?
>it is too my business! you're young, naive, impulsive, and horny, and girls can take advantage of that, as your mother I just want to protect you *giggle*
>no, I can't sleep with a shirt pants or a bra, it chafes me
>on no, a woman's bare chest, oh the horror! grow up anon
>are my big saggy old boobs that gross to you anon? how could you say that to your own mother
>oh I know you didn't mean it like that baby, I'm just teasing *kiss*
>come one, it's late, turn off that light and let's get some sleep
>*starts running her hands up your chest*
>oh I can't help it baby, you're just so cute! what? am I embarrassing you?
>*hugs you tightly from behind*
>ha gotcha! you'll never get away *giggle*
>jesus anon, when did your arms get this big?
>what's that in your pocket -oh! I'm so sorry baby *giggle*
>well, I must say I'm flattered anon, truly *giggle*
>oh don't worry about it baby, you're a testosterone fueled young man, you can't help it, to be honest I'm not surprised
>just ignore it and help me fall asleep, and I'll help you fall asleep