A large cheese 7/11 pizza and a cold drink on a chill Tuesday morning. Life doesn't get better than this.
>>84778771it's been months since i ate pizza, fuck
>>84778771Damn you are living the life. Is there a slight breeze as well enjoy your food
>>84778771Comfy White trash kino. Takes me back to my childhood. Have a good one OP
good vibes. happy for you anon
>>84778813It's pure white trash because the grass also is not cut.Beautiful childhood we all had.Would be better if it was a shit beer and little ceasers though.
>>84778771You seem be happy conducting time out of house
>>84778771a good pizza and beer would be nice but i've trying to avoid junk food
>putting food on the flooryum yum dirty floor and shoe dust
The food is tricking your brain into thinking you're happy. Also damn, if you're going to get pizza at least get it from a proper pizzeria.
>>84778771you're an inspiration. this is the perspective i need to adopt more often
>>84778771Fuuuck nice going opI need to get out and buy a pizza sometime and eat it while I watch the world go by
>>84778855Well la-di-da Mr. Park Avenue manicure
>>84778820I would take great pleasure in scarifying and cutting my lawn but the mower I want is $5,000
>>84778846>>84778855worthless cup half empty niggersfuck both of you
Looks fucking great, makes me want to order pizza. Problem is I'm broke as fuck lol. Still really tempting to just get high and play vidya all day today.
>>84778855>durr hurr if you're going to appreciate homecooking then why not eat at an expensive restaurant I am very smartSeldom see a lower form of retard than this, everyone stop and take a mental note
>>84778937only cup half full niggers will survive
>>84778771Am I only robot on this board who doesn't like pizza?
>>84778935I can get a banging 12" pizza for $10 where I live. But then again, I'm in Connecticut. >>84778937I just know a better existence is possible, sorry. Trying to spread the Good News. >>84778963You're the retard. Homecooking and fancy restaurants are both good things. Quality pizza is a good thing. 7Eleven pizza is NOT a good thing. Your analogy doesn't work.
>>84779018How can someone not like pizza? It's like saying 2+2 doesn't equal 4
>>84779053i don't like how pizza makes you obese
>>84779060But you like the taste right?
>>84779044As the expensive restaurant is to the fancy pizzeria, homecooking is to the gas station food in this analogy, Mr. Sherlock
>>84778771>7/11 pizza>eating outdoorsfucking normie, gtfo my board
>>84778771>beer>pizza>no card gamesits like you aren't even trying to be a Yuusha
>>84779157And, as i already said, homecooking isn't comparable to 7Eleven pizza because the former can be great whereas the latter will always suck.
>>84779251You're getting close to comprehension Now imagine if a retard was saying that homecooking always sucks That's what you sound like
>>84778855>The food is tricking your brain into thinking you're happWhat is true happiness to you then?
>>84779354happiness is nothing but a chemical reaction in the brain.
>>847787717/11 pizza is absolute garbage.
>>84779368Then it's not a trick dumbass, it's legit happiness from those chemicals
>>84779368Someone's been watching rick and morty
>>84779321Okay but 7Eleven pizza actually always sucks whereas homecooking does not. >>84779354Sustained spiritual happiness that does not require propping up by quick fixes of junk food/drugs/masturbation.
>>84779678>spiritual happinessWhat does this mean
>>84779678>Okay but 7Eleven pizza actually always sucks whereas homecooking does not. What quality does homecooking posses that gas station/carnival/movie theater/fast food lacks?
Mmm nothing like cheese, prefabricated sauce/bread with a giant liter of red 40 mixed in with high fructose corn syrup.
>>84778813Nah. That ain't white trash kino. White trash kino is>$20 worth of McDonald's or pizza rolls/Hot Pockets>a $10 handle of Barton's vodka>a pack of your favorite ciggies >a bbw (optional)>your favorite vidya and shows>drink until you pass out, wakeup, and drink until you run out and get more or suffer alcohol withdrawals >>84778855>triple dubsSorry, anon. We all can't afford the highest forms of dopamine in the forms of food, sex, etc. We make do.
>>84779804You'll likely never know. >>84779824Jesus Christ how awful a cook was your mama growing up? The food my wife and I make tastes much better than fast food slop and all we do is follow directions on recipes.>>84779961Unironically meditate
>>84780120What quality does homecooking posses that gas station/carnival/movie theater/fast food lacks?
>>84780120I honestly get so jealous of niggas who say they have a wife then I remember that they probably have a dead bedroom and that the wife most likely has a million options to cheat and probably will eventually
>>84780143Doesn't taste like pure salt/oil. Is fresher. Much more variety in flavor. And makes you feel better physically. >>84780175I fuck my wife twice a week which is less than ideal but not dead. Having two kids doesn't help.
>>84780386>Wife>2 kidsAnd you're on r9k because
>2/10 wouldnt even touch your pizza broholy fucking contrarian board.
>>84778936This is your excuse to take out a loan and start a lawncare business. You get to cut lawns all day and enjoy the challenge of not accidentally slicing your cock off trying to lift the cassettes. Also get a petrol one the battery models just aint got the juice for REAL mowing.
>>84780409Because fuck you. Chances are I've been on 4chan longer than many posters here have been alive.
>>84780564>Chances are I've been on 4chan longer than many posters here have been alive.Not something to be proud of.Why don't you go spend time with your kids?
>>84780564Nigga is a 4ft 1000 year old Chinese man who lives in the mountains I guess
>>84778771frozen pizza is horrible for your health since its covered in preservatives and other chemicals needed in order to keep it from rotting
>>84780705>I do not understand how freezing food worksOkay, retard.
Too broke to order a pizza I'll probably get something frozen. I'll drink some shitty vodka after eating. It's currently 1pm, I'll post pizza and vodka if this thread is still up at ~ 3 pm.
>>84780599I'm at work, you mong. You think I'm with my kids 24/7? >>84780610Nope, 32yo white dude who started posting on 4chan when underage. >>84780715Ingredients of 7Eleven pizza: CHEESE (LOW MOISTURE MOZZARELLA CHEESE (CULTURED PASTEURIZED MILK, SALT, ENZYMES), CHEDDAR CHEESE (CULTURED PASTEURIZED MILK, SALT, ENZYMES, ANNATTO (COLOR)), PARMESAN CHEESE (CULTURED PASTEURIZED PART SKIM MILK, SALT, ENZYMES), WHEAT FLOUR, WATER, TOMATO PASTE, NONFAT MILK, YEAST, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: VEGETABLE OIL (BASEDBEAN AND/OR CANOLA OIL), SUGAR, PALM OIL, SALT, FERMENTED RYE FLOUR, MALTODEXTRIN, WHEAT GLUTEN, MALTED BARLEY FLOUR, FLAVOR (WATER, CONCENTRATED SPONGE EXTRACT), DRIED GARLIC, SPICE, DATEM, DEXTROSE, GUAR GUM, XANTHAN GUM, ONIONS LECITHIN, ASCORBIC ACID (DOUGH CONDITIONER), NIACIN, POTASSIUM SORBATE (PRESERVATIVE), REDUCED IRON, CITRIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVOR, WHEAT STARCH, THIAMINE MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID, FERROUS SULFATE, ENZYMES CONTAINS MILK, ONIONS AND WHEAT,WHOLE
>>84780789I'll be waiting for it brother
>>84780814retarded people don't know about alternate names for salt and vinegar, they don't know about science, chemistry, preservation, English terminology, ingredient ratios, etc, etc.They would see 1 nano atom of a salt preservative on the packaging and then have a fucking Vegan health nut melt down.
>>84780814Is your wife blackOr are you furthering the white raceInb4 she's asian
>>84780386>Doesn't taste like pure salt/oil.gas station/carnival/movie theater/fast food is not inherently oversalted or made using too much oil >Is fresher.gas station/carnival/movie theater/fast food is not inherently made long before it's ordered>Much more variety in flavor.considering time and cost, gas station/carnival/movie theater/fast food by just pure numbers is going to have more varieties of flavors than homecooking>And makes you feel better physically. gas station/carnival/movie theater/fast food does not inherently make you feel worse By your own criteria, gas station food is analogous to homecooking, with the exception of it being superior in variety. You have made my case for me
>>84780814>I'm at work, you mong.How is anyone supposed to guess that, in a thread about eating pizza on a "chill Tuesday morning"? Fucking think, you autistic moron.>You think I'm with my kids 24/7?DESU, I assumed you were a nigger, and with your kids 0/7.
>>84780814Not him, but slop tastes too good. I don't care. Life is trash and if I die from obesity who cares.
>>84780848We're both white. >>84780861Okay enjoy your colon cancer and chronic low energy you faggot>>84780880>"How is anyone supposed to guess you're at work during normal working hours?">>84780898I eat slop occasionally but I always regret it.
>>84780947My physical superiority over you aside, I am glad to see you at least have the humility to capitulate
>>84780838bit late but i wanted to cook the pizza first. this plate barely fits it lol. the pizza was pretty expensive, 10 leafbux for only 1300 calories.
>>84782103Holy peakIf only I wasn't on a diet
