Wait... why can't women pee standing up?THIS is how they have to do it?Being a... "squat-pisser"???
>>84780930(note to self, anons are more into nph than how humiliating position women have to pee in)
>>84780930It's gotta feel real vulnerable for a woman to nervously squat behind a bush and try to pee considering that at any moment a bear could come out of the trees and start raping her.
>>84781518maybeHonestly I don't find this position "vulnerable", but mostly "unfair" because unless they want to have piss everywhere on their thighs, they just don't have much of a choice but to squat :(
>>84780930> why can't women pee standing up?I've seen plenty of videos of women standing up to piss.I remember my gf did it once when we were in the woods -- she said it's actually not hard to do, you just have to remember to move your inner labia out of the way so the pee doesn't ricochet off your labia and run down your leg -- so you just use two fingers to spread the two lips apart. Also, it helps if you lean slightly forward so when the stream loses power and the arc goes lower, the arc won't drop down into your pants or underwear. She said she practiced her technique in the shower, and she can now pee in the shower and get the stream to perfectly hit the center of the drain every time.
>>84781548>stream loses power and the arc goes lower, the arc won't drop down into your pants or underwearYeah but it seems so finicky though. You have to do it perfectly to not fuck it up.
As a woman, I can tell you it's awful. Men can urinate standing up anywhere, but we can't. Honestly, it disgusts me because of how unhygienic it can be. Besides being uncomfortable and certainly annoying most of the time. >>84780930
>>84781499>anons are more into nphi applaud your thread anyway because hopefully people will post pics of women peeing, which is always fun to see, especially when they're standing up to do it.
>>84781588As OP to be fair, I find the squatting or other weird position hotter than standing :)I also like the jet goings even fucking backwards xDSo humiliating...
>>84781591I don't hate women, but damn, I just find it so hot to humiliate their genitaliaI even get a bit sad for them sometimes.Like, I can't believe it's remotely okay to have to piss in such positions
>>84781588Never mind, I remembered a time I peed standing up in a bathroom. It's really not that difficult, you just have to find the right position.
ok now what the FUCK is this thread
>>84781617did you check for lost drops in your blind spots?
>>84781628are you perhaps familiar with nph?well it's an extension of that, about how men stand, and women kneel
>>84781559>Yeah but it seems so finicky though. You have to do it perfectly to not fuck it up.Yeah, she said it takes practice. But I've seen her do it perfectly. I think she just learned how to make 100% sure that there is no obstruction of her pee hole, regardless of the angle of the arc.When she does it, I can tell that she's really using the whole length of her two fingers to make sure that her entire labias are spread out of the way. She said that it's also important to apply pressure with her fingers, and that by varying the pressure, she can actually aim the pee stream exactly where she wants it.
>>84781642ohhh okay!! so it's all like a connected humiliation-type fetish? i gotta study up
>>84781683just regular humiliation of the pussy and it's consequences of penislessness :)
>cringe attention whoring faggot creates another cringe attention whoring threadAs expected.
>>84781712well it's still a brand of humiliation-fetish, no?? i'm just interested in how this all connects together/comes about>>84781712OP get behind me i enjoy these wacky threads
>>84781600This is what is looks like when the labia are out of the way and not obstructing the pee stream. A nice, clean, tight arc of piss.>>84781616And this is what it looks like when there's labia that's obstructing the pee stream. You can see the two additional streams of piss dripping off her left and right labia. If she used her fingers to keep the labia out of the way, she could learn to develop good technique.
>>84781712I TOLD YOU to make a fucking FILTER!!!!! >>84780631 right herewho's the attention whore though :) miss dickless keeps coming here to seethe up
>>84781732female peeing is so fascinating <3
>>84781683>ohhh okay!! so it's all like a connected humiliation-type fetish?>i gotta study upOh, there's much more than just shame and humiliation that's connected to this. Even a woman who don't feel shame about her "missing penis" can have very intense curiosity about what it would feel like to have a penis, and that curiosity can be a fetish of its own (strap-ons, pegging, fantasies, "imaginary penis", etc.). Also, there's the fact that a girl's clitoris is literally a small penis that has most of the features of the male penis (shaft, "foreskin", glans), which can be a shock to a girl the first time she realizes that she really does have a penis, just a different size. (My gf said it blew her mind when she first realized how much her clit resembled a penis.)
>>84781891>strap-onsuhm, you misspelled "prosthetic penis" :)
>>84781780>female peeing is so fascinatingIt's a huge fetish, and it's yet another fetish that's related to nph.The fact that some people have a penis and some people don't have a penis is a huge psychological mindfuck, and it creates a lot of fetishes, insecurities, anxieties, etc. Freud's theories don't even begin to scratch the surface on this topic.I suspect that the human brain is strongly hard-wired to be utterly fascinated by this whole "penis / no-penis" thing, because that's the trigger that causes people to be heterosexual, and heterosexuality is necessary for the species to survive.
>>84781933>uhm, you misspelled "prosthetic penis" :)Ha ha -- I was actually thinking "prosthetic penis" when I wrote that, but I didn't type it because I wasn't exactly sure how to spell it, and I was too lazy to look it up.I knew a girl in college who wore a prosthetic penis because she said it made her feel more comfortable. She didn't change her pronouns tho, which make it kind of interesting.
>>84782017Yeah, maybe some women may feel "lacking" down there even if it's not about the penis in itself?Also one girl told be to no be envious of penises but instead to be envious of testicles. Maybe there is a comforting weight or swelling down there that we take for granted? Maybe not having anything down there does leave an unconscious feeling of vulnerability?Fembots, you have to pack your panties now! For science!
>>84782080>Also one girl told be to no be envious of penises but instead to be envious of testicles.That's a hard one for me to figure out.If you ask guys, I'm sure that 99% percent will say they like having a penis waaaay better than they like having testicles. After all, the penis is the thing that penetrates and has orgasms. Why would she prefer having balls, when it's the penis that's the most important to most guys?>Maybe not having anything down there does leave an unconscious feeling of vulnerability?I could believe that. Especially since there's an opening down there that leads straight into the deep interior of the girl's body. I can believe that a girl could be always "aware" that she has an opening down there that needs to be guarded and protected, creating a feeling of vulnerability.Of course, a guy can feel vulnerable about his penis too. If his penis ever gets amputated, he will lose their favorite organ forever. So when he sees a girl's penis-less crotch, it could be a vivid reminder of how awful it would be if he ever lost his penis, like she did.
>>84780930They can piss standing up, but most of them are just too retarded to manually spread their flaps.
>>84782243notice how she doesn't even need a penis to control the direction of the stream
>>84782271at the cost of using her whole hips to aim though
>>84782239>a girl's penis-less crotch, it could be a vivid reminder of how awful it would be if he ever lost his penis, like she didEven after all these years, it still freaks me out when I see between a girl's legs that she doesn't have a penis, for exactly this reason. I'm always like "oh fuck, I'm so lucky that I still have my penis". I still think their pussies are super cute, though.
>>84781891oh huh. okay!!!i don't get it myself but theoretically i can see how someone can like itthank u for explaining :] intriguing.......
>>84782279hey, whatever works. there's no reason why girls can't pee standing up if they just learn the technique, which looks pretty easy.>>84782243i just noticed that she just suddenly cut off her stream at the end, like an absolute pro.
>>84782243My ex used to piss on my dick in the shower standing up, she would just angle and spray
>>84782451My gf and I have had pissing contests, and she can usually out-piss me in distance. Probably because she has a much shorter urethra than I do, so her stream doesn't have as much of a chance to get slowed down.
