>Sat around a group of guys >They joked about me having a baby face and looking too young for my age (21 who's 168cm long)>They asked me how would I flirt with a girl if I was interested in her >Jokingly said: "I've looked endlessly trying to find a flower/gift that matches your beauty but I was unable to find any, so would you accept this as an apology">They laugh and ask me to say another line>I say:"I've existed for 21 years but only truly started living when you've entered into my life, I would love to make your life happier and brighter the same way your presence have done to mine">They don't laugh >They say in unison "bro, do not marry a woman from here (as in my country)"Odd, but I guess I over did it considering my only reference for love are romcoms because I never really loved or even tried to flirt with a real woman.
>>84782939lmao they were trying to turn you into a femboy or something haha
>>84782957kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself>>84782939sounds like they know the women in your country are all mindless whores who would hurt you. They laughed because everything you said was super corny, then the second time they didn't laugh because they thought about how easy it'd be for a woman to destroy you.fake story anyways, whatever
>>84782957Picrel is my country anon, there are like 10 guys who know what femboys are here and all of them have probably used this board at one point in their lives.
>>84782977wtf is mirinda from morocco?my mom drinks that shit by the bottle, thanks morocco
>>84782975I see, I've expected that to be the case, the first one was me trying to be funny but considering I'm a robot I think I might legit say something like the second one to my future wife if I've ever found her.I can't do anything to make you believe me but I would still thank you for entertaining the idea at least and responding to me.Have a wonderful day anon.
>>84782939op you are gigabased I am staying virgin for the same reason as you, are you from the UK ?
>>84782996Google says it's originally from Spain so, gracias esapaniaThe apple flavored one is legit a nectar of pure freshness, your mother has great taste.
>>84783008oh well nevermind about the country I guess, hope you will stay out of Europe
>>84783015>hope you will stay out of EuropeI shall, and thank you anon, wish you the best of luck in your future.And remember, western excellence is a facade, that only those rich enough can truly live it, and if you can't make it in your country you'll never make it anywhere else.
>>84783023I wish you the sameYour point about western excellence is fortunately wrong for the most part, it has been tarnished but it shall be restored
>>84783079>it has been tarnished but it shall be restoredSay Inshallah, because you guys been saying that as early as the third crusade, so I guess, good luck still?Anyways can you do a paganism or greek mythology run this time? Little dark ages edits have gotten out of fashion and I've finished hades 2 recently and let me tell you I will follow Athena to the end of the world to bring a civilization from the teeth of barbarism and deviancy.
>>84783117I am sure that you felt smart writing this. There is no need to dream or resort to religion or mysticismslop to find it, one just needs to look at a few decades in the past.But anyway, night night
