[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1768920297329428.png (1.72 MB, 1408x1110)
1.72 MB PNG
>the taste: 18 BMI, wide hips, flat stomach, tiny nose, symmetrical face, thigh gap but still thick in the right places, smooth legs, baby-soft skin, perky boobs that never move wrong, perfect symmetry, white teeth, full lips, poreless face, no acne, no body hair, no stretch marks, no scars, no wrinkles, no stretch marks, always waxed, perfect lighting, perfect angle, perfect mood, and god forbid she breathes wrong or blinks weird
>>
>>84783620
>and god forbid she breathes wrong or blinks weird
TRUE.
God, femoids are annoying.
>>
But I do find a huge variety of women attractive, just not you in all likelihood. Sorry.
>>
>>84783620
>18 bm-

Stopped right then I dont want skinny bitches, thick bitches only
>>
My criteria is that they need to have a vagina instead of a mutilated axe wound. Sorry but you don't qualify.
>>
File: 0AFCC0A.jpg (77 KB, 1000x750)
77 KB JPG
>>84783620
Nona, you better look like this and let me date you or I'm going to be very disappointed.
>>
>>84783620
>thigh gap
YES, I don't like thick women though I like them to be skinny and mid looking
>>
>>84783620
That's right and if she's ever had sex with another man she's instantly worthless and not worthy of my commitment. Any more questions??
>>
File: 929298483949.png (21 KB, 800x800)
21 KB PNG
>>84783620

>i actually like them thinner
>don't care about hips, narrow hips are cute as well
>tummys are nice in general, its fine if they have some definition or even a bit of meat.
>i like big noses, honestly so long as they aren't super wide i'm probably a fan of most peoples noses
>symmetrical face.. idk. crooked noses are cute, slightly misplaced eyes are nice as well.
>nobody gives a fuck about thigh gaps except women
>most men don't care as much about shaving as women do
>i'd say men tend to prefer them bigger over perky, i don't really care so long as they aren't sag maxxed
>no one cares unless your teeth are butter yellow
>don't care about lips
>every human being has pores
>acne is treatable, especially on the face
>most people have some stretch marks, not that big of a deal
>scars are cool
>wrinkles depend, but i'm not old yet so i can say its a no from me
>stretch marks twice huh
>retarded nonsense

you were saying, niggerfoid-kun?
>>
>>84783620
I like a pudgy tummy, bigger nose, shaved yes, any boobs are from from flat to huge, teeth are fine so long as she has them, I would prefer scars and cellulite.
>>
>>84783620
I only find women attractive if they lovebomb me otherwise it's 2d only
>>
i am actually the man in the world who is attracted to the most women - especially all of the ones who feel like they're ugly. especially the one reading this.
>>
>>84783620
I want a chubby foid with DD boobs. That's my ideal.
>>
>>84783620
>18 BMI
More like 18-30 bmi and if you really are 18, I'm going to fatten you up until you're soft and squishy like I want you.
>wide hips, flat stomach, tiny nose, symmetrical face, thigh gap but still thick in the right places
These are all negotiable.
>smooth legs, baby-soft skin, no acne
Oh no! You have to practice daily hygiene! Ahhh the horror!
>perky boobs that never move wrong
I want saggy boobs, got that? If your boobs are perky, I'm going to tug and suck on them until they turn saggy.
>white teeth, full lips, poreless face
Don't care about any of that.
>no body hair, always waxed
Neatly trimmed bush or completely shaved is fine. Armpit hair is whatever, I generally like shaved pits, but I can deal with hairy pits. I do love love love shaved legs, though. That's mandatory.
>no stretch marks, no scars, no wrinkles, no stretch marks
All of that is hot.
>perfect lighting, perfect angle
I'm not a photographer
>perfect mood
Just don't be a cunt 24/7
>god forbid she breathes wrong or blinks weird
This is unforgivable, though.
>>
>>84783620
ofc bullshit foid generalization that thinks everyone is the same cause they cant find chadcock
>the taste: 18 BMI, wide hips, flat stomach,
i like em thic, also i like tummy, wide hips ok but whatever, anorectic bitch ain't coming my way
>tiny nose, symmetrical face,
yeah, no, dont care for that much, pretty face doesn't need to be symmetrical or have small nose
>thigh gap but still thick in the right places,
don't even know what that is
>smooth legs, baby-soft skin,
I don't care for shaving, soft skin is nice but there is easy way for that: just don't use shitload of foundation and pore closening shit, make up causes acne and oily skin, i dont like make up
>perky boobs that never move wrong, perfect symmetry,
no, i do like little or none tits, whatever desu but after some point, they are burden to carry and i do not like idea of struggling whole life with back problems due to big boobs
>white teeth, full lips, poreless face, no acne, no body hair, no stretch marks, no scars, no wrinkles, no stretch marks, always waxed, perfect lighting,
explained above, not giving shit, scars are cools, stretch marks are just skin, body hair cool. Acne depends, I don't care about acne but i hate covering it up cause it just makes it worse. Drop foundation for month and you ll have no acne nor fat oily skin
>perfect angle, perfect mood, and god forbid she breathes wrong or blinks weird
i mean, yeh, that's true, at least when it comes to being psychotic bitch, fucking bpd or whatever this shit is called are insufferable, bipolar or borderline bitches are shit you don't touch. But silent, taking whatever comes their way, mental passive gelatins are also insufferable, childwoman without thing to say, better be alone than be with living jello.
>>
>>84783620
the tragedy is that no matter how you look, they will always want to fuck you
this is the blackpill for my fellow foids
>>
>>84783620
>not fat and not a cheating cunt bitch
Ftfy
>>
>>84784746
It must be terrible to know that someone out there might actually be attracted to you. Really dreadful stuff to think about.
>>
>>84784782
yes knowing someone would pump and dump me at any moment in my life is very reassuring
>>
>>84784805
That would be a step up in my book. I'm not even noteworthy enough to kill.
>>
>>84784817
and i would prefer to be anonymous for the rest of my life, unbothered
sex sucks and being seen as meat sucks also
>>
>>84784825
Then why are you tripfagging and attracting so much attention to yourself by ragebaiting on a board of lonely, attention starved incels? Almostl ike you're just fishing for validation or something. Weird, that.
>>
File: neptunez.jpg (161 KB, 2048x1534)
161 KB JPG
>>84784829
i recall being told the same thing before i even made a trip
idk, am i not anonymous? is my identity known whatsoever??
>Weird, that.
i'm so silly it's my greatest crime
>>
>>84784845
Giving yourself a name on an online space does indeed make it so you are no longer anonymous. Dare I say, it explicitly makes you nonymous.
>>
>>84784854
i suppose i mean IRL then? i don't mind being recognized (that happened off-trip too) but knowing me? yeah nah i can go without that for the rest of my life i think
>>
>>84784862
But people will know you. They won't be able to be able to put a voice or a name to you, but they can read into your habits and thoughts and the patterns. Some will even find them desirable. Personally, I don't, because everything I've seen of you indicates that you're just another malicious ragebaiter here to further poison the mentalities and spirits of everyone you can reach, but there certainly will be those who will seek you out. It is inevitable.
>>
File: monch.gif (329 KB, 141x141)
329 KB GIF
>>84784877
>But people will know you.
they know neptune ! :D
>Some will even find them desirable.
i find this astonishing LOL
>everything I've seen of you indicates that you're just another malicious ragebaiter
what have i done that's ragebait? i honestly try pretty hard to be kind all things considered :[
>>
>>84783620
>god forbid she breathes wrong or blinks weird
out of all the things you mentioned, heavy breathing and weird blinking tics are the most annoying tbdesu.
>>
>>84784890
>they know neptune ! :D
Yes, they do know neptune. And from neptune they can make educated guesses as to your timezone and lifestyle.
>i find this astonishing LOL
And I don't.
>what have i done that's ragebait? i honestly try pretty hard to be kind all things considered :[
>>84784746
You revived a blantantly ragebait thread to try and frame men always having it in their collective hearts to find a place for a woman as a negative reflection upon them, in a place where most men have never known what its like to be desired, loved, or even vaguely noticed. You are transparently bad faith, and I know you will attempt to protract this to get a 'win' using weasel word rhetoric, so I will put this next part very simply before I depart.
You have been noticed, you are recognized, and you are not truly anonymous.
>>
File: 99283838432.png (152 KB, 512x512)
152 KB PNG
>>84784746
>>84784782
>>84784805
>>84784817
>>84784825
>>84784829
>>84784845
>the worst thing is that everyone wants to fuck you, am i right fellow foids? thats why i self-identify as a female constantly and use my trip in every thread i reply to!
>>84784890
>i don't rage bait, i just act like myself! its not my fault my mere presence and behavior upsets people in literally every thread i post in?? i'm being nice! thats exactly what these people want, a foid attentionwhore tripfag who is a superficially "kind" normgroid with incredibly standard run-of-the-mill views. right, fellow robots?
>>
File: go on.gif (27 KB, 220x210)
27 KB GIF
>>84784919
>>84784934
i'm ngl i'm so tired and tipsy that i cannot comprehend anything being said so uhm uhhmm uhh you win :] oopsie doopsie what do i do now !!!
>>
>>84784951
not like i expected you to suddenly grow a brain or anything, anyway.
>>
File: study up.gif (682 KB, 498x365)
682 KB GIF
>>84784978
NO ANMON let me change...........!!!!!!! please help me i am so silly and stupid. help me grow!!!!.......
>>
>>84783620
>perky boobs
Nah I prefer heavy, sagging hangers like Hitomi Tanaka
>>
>>84785005
Exquisite, refined taste
>>
>>84783620
women who would ever make these kinds of declarations are obviously hideous. i don't know why you'd do it to yourself. youre a woman whose only intrinsic value belongs to her looks, and if you don't have them, sorry, but ruminate on something else.
>>
File: Katie_Westwood_Power_2.jpg (236 KB, 1280x1920)
236 KB JPG
I am thin myself (BMI 19) so I'd like her to be thin too, doesn't matter if she's short or tall, both can be cute. She doesn't need to have ass or hips or breasts, just a cute face to stare at and a flat tummy to kiss.
>>
Nonsense. Just don't be fat.
Thiccness and curves are hot as fuck, just keep the belly flat.
Fags go for different types of men. Muscle, twinks, bears, average.
Meanwhile, foids (and even traps) are completely Chad-only at this point.
I can't even get a granny to drain my balls.
>>
>>84783620
And then you look at the goblinas they actually date and realize there's something else wrong with you entirely.
>>
File: 0icekkxjfp6sw5ti9ki.webm (3.1 MB, 720x1280)
3.1 MB
3.1 MB WEBM
>>84783620
I don't mind when girls have a bit of a butterface like this you know?
>>
>>84783620
I like cute bitches from skinny to slightly chubby but not obese.
White, Asian, Arab/Persian, Black (but not ape like), Jeeta (but not hairy).
I find a very diverse pool of bitches to be attractive.
>>
>>84783620
Dont forget emotionlly stable, we have to never look at another person, we are not allowed to have friends, be unsupervised for more than 3 hours or are cheating, no stress because of stuff of period cramps, because then we are just annoying bitches, and be virgin at 25 ofc because bodycount 1+ means we are whore sluts

In the meantime men will leave you even if you do all this for some mentally ill bpd bitch. Literally yesterday i saw a thread of men just simping for these kinds, especially some extremly mentally ill girl who doesnt shower, doesnt like to be touched and wants to fuck her dad, which is gross, and somehow these was literaly a whole tread simping for this, and men would literally cheat on you or leave you for a girl like that no mattee how much effort you put into yourself
>>
>>84786103
Men wouldn't leave you for that, men naturally want to fix women that seem broken and help them
>>
File: 7679071938_913172b126_k.jpg (1.51 MB, 1536x2048)
1.51 MB JPG
>>84783639
>lexxxi luxe
impeccable taste
>>
>>84786114
No no in this case, she has a point. The first part of her message is just foid babble, but the second part, she has a point. Some guys absolutely will cheat and blow up good relationships just because a BPDemon uses her brainworm magic to be unresistable.

Also i know who she is talking about, she is talking about mouse, and while i like mouse, it's true that she is an absolute trainwreck, and seeing her get all that attention and those loving messages about how much everyone wants her or wants to help her can make a normal girl feel shit
>>
>>84783620
Some like big tits and asses and some don't and some go feral for fat chick. I say that's variety enough.
>>
>>84783620
This board was so much better before foids came here and started LARPing as us.
You know this isn't true, not even remotely, why even post it?
You're just here to mock and humiliate robots.
But women of any kind and size can find love while women collectively have very high standards and gatekeep love, that's why robots exist in the first place.

Please just go. We're hurt enough. We're lonely enough. We don't need you rubbing it in our faces like this. We didn't do anything to you.
>>
>>84783620
That's just the ideal, I'm interesting in sex as long as you have nice skin, perky breasts, wide hips a thin waist and enough fat in your ass and thighs
>>
>>84784498
This is really all I want, any femanons like this who are into anime?
>>
I really just want a bitch with wide hips and tits.
>>
>>84786030
how did we go from
>look honey here's a picture of your grandma she sent your grandfather via letter while he was at war on the front lines!
to
>look honey its your grandma's onlyfans! her grandfather paid her 30k to inject his sperm into her and then she accused him of rape and he killed himself and then she live streamed the abortion and become a millionaire in an hour!
men used to be able to buy multiple homes and support multiple families on a mediocre income for a company no one had heard about in the middle of nowhere and beat their wives. now they cant get a job with college degrees.
>>
>>84783620
just put the fork down
it's not that hard
>>
>>84786641
if she aborted it how was the grandkid born?
>>
>>84786671
bold of you to assume a whore only got pregnant once.
>>
>>84783620
I want a toned woman, so you're in fact wrong
>>
>>84786671
youre a retard the women would clearly abort it and then use the rest of the sperm later to reimpregnate herself as an "empowering moment" to "take back her life" from her fake rapist. which would give her more attention online and then she could try to cancel her own fans by calling them out for not donating more money now that she had a family to raise.
>>
File: 1780927717990233.jpg (253 KB, 1536x2048)
253 KB JPG
>>84783620
but i like chubby girls



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.