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Do you wish you had a big dick? Is big dick privilege a thing?

According to stars, very very FEW men are bigger than 6.5 inches bonepressed
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It's rare. My bc is almost 40 and I have only encountered like 5 monsters like that. They were all fuckboys except 1
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>>84786992
I'm 6.5 inches bone pressed and girls still call it small
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>>84786992
I have one
>Is big dick privilege a thing?
It is, yeah

You have no idea the ego boost I get whenever I chat up some girl and I send dick pics
Instead of the usual "ewww" like everyone else gets, they actually like mine
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>>84786992
>Is big dick privilege a thing?
It is. My wife loves it, though it took a very long time to get her comfortable with anal. And she still can't deep throat. But she would brag to her work friends about it. And that has led to more than a few FFM's. I think she was using the big dick to score pussy for herself since she's bi. And that was okay with me.
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>>84787424
What the hell are niggers like this doing on my board
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>>84786999
>fuckboys
What is a fuckboy?
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>>84786992
I hate this world I am a khhv meanwhile there are guys who get sucked off from cute girls as a living while I have to wage.
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>>84787504
Community dick the type I can tell has multiple women a week
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>>84786992
Stats are based on older generations, if you check stats it is apparently also rare to have girth of 6 inches.
Yet nowadays almost everyone born after 2000 seems to have it (average is probably around 5.5 inches girth now), so bigger dealbreaker today is having a pencil dick with 5 girth.
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I have a big dick but what good is it if I'm too sperg to ever be with a woman
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>>84787445
When you have a big dick and a bi wife who sets up FFM's, you just kind of go wherever you want when you want.
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I have a really big dick but I don't use it irl, (only 2 times in 24)
I wish I had a smaller one, would feel less like a waste
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mine is painfully average, 6 inches in length and idk girth but average, thicker towards the bottom so average condoms dont fit. The only girl to ever visibly acknowledge it was a polish virgin, the rest 0 reaction. Wish I had a hammer it would be awsome but instead girls just look bored. Current gf cums on my dick but otherwise looks bored, its sad.
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>>84787521
Goddamn that's the chodiest chode I've ever seen. Would
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mine is 4" and i'm 6ft3 so yes i wish i had an adult sized penis
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>>84786992
"bonepressed" is cope. If it's not the length that you can put inside of her without burying your pelvis it doesn't matter. Just lose more weight if you want to reveal what you're working with.


>>84787000
Because many women hooked up with a guy in college or in their early 20s that had 7.5+
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>>84787521
Yeah it's like how 6' used to be super tall but nowadays it's fairly common especially among white guys in their 20s.
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>>84787005
>>84787424
>>84787579
>>84787590
>muh dick is big lol
it's a anonymous forum you fags, post pic of shut the fuck up
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>>84786992
7.3 in bonepressed, i actually wish it was bigger lmao, im thankful it looks appealing tho i've seen some disgusting pipes on here that i wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
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>>84787705
you wish homo
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>>84786992
I don't think about the dick size at all.
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>>84787000
Same, 7 on a good day. My girlfriend calls it "comfortable", and "the big ones just hurt".
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>>84787823
Hot. Post cum video.
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>>84787885
only if you're a girl anon
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>>84787705
have a video
https://files.catbox.moe/vyzjr8.mp4

I notice when I show it off, the men like the look/size but the women like everything else other than the dick itself
The women would tell me to send videos of me moaning, cumming, or full body shots
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>>84787705
It feels good being big to be very desu
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>>84787904
Kinda a weird color and while big and nice head and thickness there is nothing unique about you. I'd fuck you but probably just once
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>>84787897
I'm not, but I can pretend to be

>>84787904
Not big. Roughly same size as me, just browner, and I consider myself small.

>>84787909
Just long.
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>>84787922
>weird color
yeah, I'm part chinese
you know how we're all mostly fair skinned and then the dick's brown af? That's what's going on
>I'd fuck you but probably just once
Just the way I like it desu, I'm not mentally stable enough for a relationship
I know, I've tried
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>>84787922
>unique dick
what the fuck are you looking for, lady?
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>>84787954
My favorite cock is thick with a huge head and a cute mole on the side and a large vein I like to trace with my tongue. It's unique
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>>84787909
Ewww, Pinocchio looking wienerrr
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>>84787937
>I'm not, but I can pretend to be
yeah no sorry anon, one last pic and that's it
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>>84786992
>Is big dick privilege a thing?
yes
Women all tell each other who has a big cock and who doesn't, and they treat you differently
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>>84787961
>cock mole
huh
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>>84787975
Rude. I really like your cock, anon.
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>>84787993
not gay, sorry anon, my cock is for women only
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>>84788005
There are women in this thread *right now* lusting after your dick, they're just waiting for you to reply to me
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>>84788013
there is no women on the internet
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>>84787975
>Arm is thinner than a dick
Goodness gracious
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>>84788025
jfc, I kinda hate you, you're a huge tease. Someone like that shouldn't such a perfect dick. Show it from above, too!
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>>84788045
last one really, if there is a girl on this thread, well I hope you like it kek
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>>84788063
Wish you were cut and I'd love it
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>>84788072
>Wish you were cut
I would prefer to die
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>>84788063
Love that you're uncut. Wish you were just a bit gay. Good luck finding a chick to chat with.
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One of the reasons Ive never tried dating is because of my tiny 4 inch dick. All I can think about is eventually getting naked and seeing the look of disappointment in her face and then having ro deal with her faking everything and pretending its fine for my feelings. All I want is to pull my pants down, make her smile and surprised by my dick, and then make her orgasm and Ill never be able to do that.
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>>84788092
thank anon, I tried /soc/, will see if that work, have a good day
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>>84788005
Does guys lusting after your penis or being jealous of it do nothing for you?
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>>84788289
No, I want GIRLS to lust after my penis
For guys, meh, don't care, I just posted it to kill time and fish some compliment since I have nobody to show it irl
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>>84786992
Sure I also wish most women weren't unfuckable obese shutins who use social media to teleport between apartments, no chance that's what I got
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>>84788063
Did it get a curve in it from pumping it?
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>>84786992
im decidedly average
sometimes im 4 inches, sometime im closer to 6.
if i lost some weight id probably be a solid 5 or 5.5

the dick size thing really matters the most for fat chicks, my dick even at its normal MEH state, make asian girls unsure if they want sex from thinking its going to hurt too much.

ive been to vietnam, japan, thailand, laos, cambodia, malaysia, and a few other places and in every instance my dick was considered problematic. all those women were proper female weight around 85 to 100lbs.

this obsession with super huge dicks is really just a status call for american women fueled by fat women who NEED a 7 inch dick to even get inside them.
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>>84788903
No it's just naturaly curved toward the right
Funny thing I NEED to put it to the right in my underwear or it just feel wrong
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>>84787693
Men just lie about it more now since dick measuring contests have become a thing. The most comprehensive modern studies give 5.5" as the average but every guy you ask on the internet is 7"+
It's the same thing with height. My brother is exactly 6' tall so I know what it looks like and it makes me laugh at the amount of men who claim to be 6' and are obviously several inches shorter.
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>>84788993
>Funny thing I NEED to put it to the right in my underwear or it just feel wrong
I know you don't wanna hear that from a dude but hawt for some reason
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>>84786992
I've got a thick cock that's just over 7 inches. It's not freakishly big and definitely not small. I have no complaints.
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>>84788825
How does it feel to have a big white uncut penis that naturally makes female human organisms hot and wet down there?
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>>84789094
Dunno, only fucked one in highschool, 5 time, never to orgasm (for me), 7 years ago
There all my sexual life, I said it felt like a waste to have such a big dick and yet doing nothing with it
If I had girls to look at it, I wouldn't post it on mongolian forum fishing for compliment
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the only women who ever cared about it were black girls and fat girls, who were too much of a detriment to my personal life to tolerate for slimy used hole.
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>>84789132
Lucky us then getting to see that dong I do hope you can put it to use though, cuz how many guys have something like that hanging between their legs?
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>>84789132
>There all my sexual life, I said it felt like a waste to have such a big dick and yet doing nothing with it

What are you doing with your life anon? Get drunk go on dating apps and say what ever comes to mind, women will fuck you. I've fucked 5 women and I'm 5'8'' socially inept, balding, and have a 5 incher (3 inch soft). You have to start socializing or something, maybe try to be funny? If that truly is your arms maybe you ought to eat more/ go to the gym enough to look good with clothes on (No abs necessary) You don't know how much strife I had in my early years because of my dick size, if I were that undeniable my confidence would be through the roof
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>>84789320
>What are you doing with your life anon?
Nothing
>Get drunk go on dating apps and say what ever comes to mind, women will fuck you.
Those thing are fucked up in my country and beside I can't just post a dick pic like here
> You have to start socializing or something
Yeah no, I haven't meet new peoples in years, the only "friends" I have are from highschool, all male
I just happened to be a nolife with a big dick
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>>84786992
>is big dick privilege a thing?
kinda, i got a pretty descent one in size and it tends to boost my ego even when im low, due to how society puts length size in men on a pillar. it feels good to know i have soething other men have or are jealous of.
but to be honest nah, most skinny chicks and girls i actually liked told me it kinda hurt them and seemed to not enjoy it unless i went slow which requires a disgusting amount of self control on my part. i did a fat chick once who really liked it but she was annoying to be around
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>>84787909
This is actually ridiculously long, it has to be like Danny D size.
Surprised anons aren't (You)ing this
I haven't seen a longer dick in my 12 years of 4chan
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>>84789002
There's also bias
average people won't usually mention or seek out threads where dick waving is a thing
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>>84789343
>Those thing are fucked up in my country and beside I can't just post a dick pic like here
They're fucked up in every country, only met crazy women on that thing- except bumble, I've met a lot of intelligent women on there that made me feel inadequate
>Yeah no, I haven't meet new peoples in years
You have to put yourself in a situation that luck can play a role in, if what you say is truly your situation then where would a girl fit in your life? Get a retail part time job or something those girls are usually really dumb or sluts and if it goes around that you're packing they'll even try to initiate just for the experience.

>>84789382
The only benefit for small dicks I've had is Anal, usually some idiot ex fuck who doesn't know how to do it right scars the woman and I have to coax them into it and they enjoy it... idk why I do it I don't enjoy anal.
> it kinda hurt them and seemed to not enjoy it unless i went slow
You're lucky every girl I've been with except one wanted me to fuck them rough and hard while I wanted to take my time and make love to them, I don't envy you the self control bit. I guess like all things life is about balance. It's good to know, but I wish I were undeniably big. Women find me adorable and I'm too stupid and rebellious to learn how to play the game a big cock would still be a boon
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>>84789613
>and if it goes around that you're packing
Talking about that is the best way to get sued for sexual harrasement
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Kek all the pics ITT are old, they've going around /r9k/ for at least 3-4 years
Remember:
There are no women on here
There are no big dicks on here
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>>84789624
You don't talk about it. Women chat to each other and when one is done with you another will try to come and try get something going because they hear the rumors. All you have to do is shutup make a few subtle innuendos (so you don't get reported for sexual harassment) and let them project their fantasy on you. Retail chicks are usually young as well so they would like that experience not knowing exactly what that entails.

Also you don't get sued you get reported and they hit you with a suspension or fire you if you're really retarded about it.
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>>84790325
I can take as many as necessary at all times
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>>84786992
>Do you wish you had a big dick?
Not really. I'm never gonna have sex so there no point
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>>84786992
My dick is an actual 17cm and it looks decently big and I have been complimented on my size before. No idea where all these guys itt come from with objectively huge dicks saying girls are calling it small.
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>>84788094
Just get really good at eating pussy
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>>84787521
>this nigga desperately needs to take a statistics class
>also needs a 20 IQ boost
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>>84788094
>one of the reasons Ive never tried dating is because of my tiny 4 inch dick
It's not really a big a big deal, it's like having small tits as a guy some girls are dick men, some girls are chest men, or back men or veiny forearms men. Also they're just as insecure so they're just grateful you desire them.
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>>84787424
>>84787584
Please jump off a ten story building pajeet
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>>84786992
I'm somewhere between 6.5" and 7" depending how hard I am.
Still no fembot to use it on even if it's "rare"
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>>84790642
>No idea where all these guys itt come from with objectively huge dicks saying girls are calling it small
Those are liars with a Small Penis Humiliation fetish who get off on brainwashing normal men to feel inadequate
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>>84788063
Just men looking at your wiener sorry anon, I would eat onion rings off it though
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>>84788027
This post convinced me to start larping and angle frauding. Some people will know it's bullshit but there will always be retards like this who will eat it up.
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>>84786999
How much better does it feel?
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>>84791558
I don't know if you're larping or not, but that anon, or may I be so bold to presume femanon, clearly meant it as a mocking joke, given that the guy in the photo has a basedcuck build.
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>>84788027
You're literally exposing him lmao a 6" cock will look huge on a 5'3" manlet vs a 6'5" tank of a man. It's why most pornstars are fucking tiny ass manlets and why porn whores are like 5 foot nothing and 90lbs soaking wet. It gives the illusion a fuckhuge dick. It's also hilarious when you see chicks saying they took 10" when at most the dude is probably 7.I used to think it was just retards on pornsites and 4chan that melted their brain with porn and porn standards but I've even seen it now from actual women on Twitter and Facebook now too. Perfect example, was that Diddy sextape leak recently. I saw chicks literally saying Diddy has a shrimp dick when you can literally see his dick hanging while literally on soft/gummy mode. At the most he had like a semi chub but wasn't fully hard and they're saying he has a earthworm lol he's probably like 5 or 6 inches hard but even some women have completely fucked their brains with porn and have ridiculous standards.
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>>84786992
I wish I had an intact dick.
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>>84786992
I am 19 cm

some girls have told me it hurts them but they keep texting me afterwards
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I am 7.6 inches and a virgin at 21 because it does not help with getting women since it is not something you advertise at first. it probably helps with sex though i assume
I never knew the average size was smaller until I was 18 and it surprised me. So most look really small to me
Finding underwear that works is also kind of hard and it is annoying to wear
No I am not lying I really am that size. I know it is rare but it is the truth
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Any time i see a robot penis i just imagine how awful it must smell and i imagine the racist misogynist incel it must be attached to as well.

Who probably wants you wear a furry buttplug
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>>84787909
Holy sheet that's a big long dick
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>>84788094
i am on the low end of average and i have got this presentiment that if i'd get inside a bitch, she'd be too loose and i'f go like "it wont work for us" and just dress up and leave



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