The shittest art gallery in the world edition
Deano sticking his large glistening white shaft down my freakishly long neck and letting off his spaff cannon x
>>84787378Looks fucking GRIM that does.
Using a pair of tweezers to pull Helper's willy off and letting his creamy muck muck fill my gullet. Dick and Dom style! Bogies in my tummy. Oh aye. x
english roses being manipulated by kind bfs who lure them into a false sense of security and gain access to their boobs and fanny for enjoyment purposes and sexual gratification x
>>84787389Absolutely lush lad, just wish you had made him non-white. I get that it's not everyone's cup of tea but I feel like Sean really is just a glutton for BAMEcock
Shit edish tbf
>>84787398And yet somehow the art inside is even worse than the exterior.
>>84787378Lovely edish OP tyvm
nice edish OP (although you should visit MIMA in Middlesbrough).might go for a walk in a bit, got that zolpidem flowing through my veins x
Can't exactly tell my therapist that I'm addicted to BNWO porn now can I? She'll think I'm pulling her leg.
im the guy who doxxed sean not ketlad
>>84787444prove it, sir. how did you do that Google Maps thing?also did you not clock that like, it's all bungalows...? even if you didn't look it up.missed the woods for the trees there, i reckon.
>>84787456How the rat talks about his former mate
>alri wor sean lad im just like you i know all the pubs and clubs in Sunderland from my 20+ years of partying we're the same wor lad you can trust your old pal ketladRAT
>>84787456theres a list of all the spacker homes in sunderland, i knew his (or his mothers as we found out) was close to certain area because he plays for a certain football club, so that narrowed it down, then you just compare google maps 3D satellite with the picture he posted, its basic stuff really anybody can do it
>>84787438You could say, asking for a friend? Then she'll know it's not you.
>>84787456How come you helped dox Sean after pretending to be his mate fo rmonths?
>>84787482Sitting up talking to sean til 4 in the morning for months just to crawl into bed with his fellow Kiwitroon rats. Smelly filthy rat.
>>84787474Alri Sean mate how is life at number ten whorney wlose toad?
>>84787478fair enough. as i said, that's some impressive detective work. you could probably do something good/useful/paid with it? i dunno what, though.have you tried Wordle, or the GCHQ puzzles?
>>84787501>You were a party animal goon for 30 years who lived in party flats and went gay clubbing, then you received an allegation from a woman and all of a sudden came down with "agoraphobia". You helped doxx sean and you had a laugh with the doxxers after. You used LJDrama and you use Tattle Life. Now go on and point out the fan fiction. Bear in mind I have archive receipts for the LOT you snivelling rat bastard. Go on then nows your chance.Still waiting on response
Gaping Sean's arsehole and inserting a speculum. Shining a torch inside the purple depths, seeing the old cum, shit, and intestinal juices coat the warm, rancid folds. Moving your nose close and inhaling the stench, cumming instantly from the pungent aroma as a little tapeworm bids you a good day.
>>84787510Yummy juicy tapeworms feasting on deanos spunk and rancid wizza it lush x
Mia would quite literally be my dream woman. If she wanted to settle down with me I'd take her in a heartbeat. I love her past. I was keeping score during a cumpilation of hers how many times she got spunked in or on.>35 on the face>26 on her ass>63 in her mouth>5 on her feet>11 on her tits>9 in her ass>36 in her pussy>10 on her belly>2 on her back>1 on her neck>2 on her handsThat's at least 200 times she took a load from a dude on camera. I'd be thinking about that every day I'm with her, probably walking around with a boner from morning til night. I'd love to kiss that dirty mouth and stick my cock in that filthy used up cunt.
>>84787531Forgot to add a picture of the moment she tells me she wants me to start a family with her
Oh I could sit here all day doing nothing very easily, but no, I am forced into action, dragged from my chair, thrown out onto the street, for what I ask you?Also, on an unrelated note, I'm off to the cash machine, anybody want anything?
>>84787537Can see her nipples and it's lush de lid corrrrr gonna spafff!
HHL was a bad guy, he deserved to be doxxed, fuck him.
rain soon.
>i can't (literally can't) say what happened, but i think a lot of people who piss off clever/snaky BPD women end up in a similar state. >i can't (literally can't) say what happened>i don't feel comfortable posting about it on a public forum, and even if i did, i can't.if it all went to court, that'd be great. i'd be all for it. but that's not how some things work. i'm not the first person this has happened to, some people very much know what they're doing.WRONGUN RATWRONGUN RATWRONGUN RATWRONGUN RAT
>>84787549Flipping heck, I planned on sitting here procrastinating for a bit. How soon? Probably should sit here listening to music for a bit while I wait out this deluge you speak of.
>>84787510Absolutely ROTTEN kek
>>84787537Is she still dating Rich Campbell?
>>84787545The based and uncomfortable truth
Is ketlad now a BPD female?Wow, this story develops fast, any troops on the ground care to report?
>>84787542>I'm off to the cash machine, anybody want anything?loaf of wholemeal + KitKat Chunky for me. oh, and four cans of Relentless (but only if they're a quid each, mind.)
>previously i'd just step outside and the world was bright and people were sound, just going around the shops and pubs and things. it wasn't the doom-and-gloom you read online, it's everyone going about their day.Yes, you were a NEUROTYPICAL NORMIE YOUR WHOLE LIFE UNTIL YOU FAKED MENTAL HEALTH POST ALLEGATIONS. Congrats.>maybe i lost some faith in people after some bad stuff happened. the simple routines of popping to the shops to buy ingredients to go home and cook now feels like some 'wrongness', maybe even that i'm doing 'wrongOH WOW so you finally experienced what has been everyday life for 30+ years for some of us. Now you lord it over us like you're the most mental lad that ever mentalled. RAT
White cocks? We all about equality here. Me? I love cocks of all colours as long as they're pushing 7" it lush x#WhiteCocksMatter x
>>84787570What if I drop a can as it is dispensed from the cash machine, do you still want them?
Ketmong talking about his victim >>i don't feel comfortable posting about it on a public forum, and even if i did, i can't.Go on RAT still waiting for you to tell me which part is "FAN FICTION" :)
>The last two Doctor Who series had 55% less viewers (average 3.5m) compared to the previous two.>Each new 'Doctor' for the past 20 years retained the role for three series, with the current Doctor set to leave his role ahead of the new series.
>>84787580Yet he will drone on endlessly about literal who cares crap all day. Silence when it comes to his victim. Riiiight.
>>84787553dunno lad, it's just what the Met Office are saying. could be minutes, could be hours.'1959' by Sisters of Mercy just started playing for me, which is a very 'it's about to rain' choon. how about you?
>>84787583Have not seen Doctor Who in years. Lost interest because the writing was fucking shocking. Apparently they retconned the Doctor as originally a fat black woman or something. Now the Doctor is this gay Tutsi who Russell T Davies obviously fucks and sucks.
>>84787578yes but don't do that thing where you don't tell me which one's shaken up so then i open and it spurts everywhere.i won't find it funny.
>>previously i'd just step outside and the world was bright and people were sound, just going around the shops and pubs and things. it wasn't the doom-and-gloom you read online, it's everyone going about their day.This is the life experience of the rat who thinks he has the right to tell you how mental illness works
>>84787573>as long as they're pushing 7" How incredibly rude and discriminatory against us less endowed lids
>>84787589Not listening to anything, but it has gone a bit overcast outside.Sod it, I'm heading out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqpTAiE_a2U>>84787601Ok, that's a fair point. Should I shake them all in case I forget which is the dropped one?
>>84787601Don't reckon your victim found it funny.
One thing I still love about the internet is finding absolutely mental characters. Found this British Jewish Rabbi who lives in the West Bank Israel/Palestine in a settlement. He is a Doctor Who fanatic and obsesses about the show all the time. https://m.youtube.com/@RabbiFromAnotherPlanet?ra=mHe is actually mad. Like proper fucking mental. Will intersperse his rants about doctor who being woke and shit now with casual comments about how more Gazans should die.
>>84787583>lessfewer, so you know for next time
>>84787609Not happy with that cunt cutting off before the end.
>>84787596>Apparently they retconned the Doctor as originally a fat black woman or something.would you believe me if i told you that was one of the (very few) exciting moments? then it went nowhere. they had to drop that whole storyline.
I've just opened the fridge and an ice cold carling was staring in my face.. It'd be rude not to. Even if it is carling.
>>84787601>people who piss off clever/snaky BPD women end up in a similar state.What did you do to her mate?Are you not clever or snaky nah? :) haha. Is it all her fault and you're the poor victim? Just like your baiting the DWP you were the victim? Always acting like a smug little mong. Based BPD lass wiped that smirk off your clown makeup. OH AYE.
>>84787583>doctor whoMore like Doctor bloodeh zulu
For the record I 100% believe and stand with BPD allegation lass. Anyone else I'd be less confident but when it's ketmong the rat you KNOW he's done something and played it off like he's innocent. Oh wor sean lad I was just having a giggle about your address lad. Haha. Clown.
Ketlad is a good egg. He's never hurt a fly.
>>84787650Don't think allegationlass would agree with that
>>84787641um excuse me but the season 5 story 'The Tomb of the Cybermen' had a black man in it (playing the rich excavator's servant) so Dr Who has always had black characters actually
Just took a womfy shiddington meX
>>>previously i'd just step outside and the world was bright and people were sound, just going around the shops and pubs and things. it wasn't the doom-and-gloom you read online, it's everyone going about their day.When you've lived life breezing past on easy mode like that and you still mistreated people and became a rat hard to sympathise with finally learning how life actually works tbqh.
garn on the piss now because i have a couple of days off now, tempted to order a webap wrap too classic hhl style
>>84787650nah, killed a moth the other day.not proud of it. but the alternative was worse.
>>84787667All I'm saying, is do an inventory check before and after the series.
>>84787683What did you do to her matey that's so bad you can't even publicly write it?
>>84787683Would you say anything to allegationlass if she was ITT right now? A smug may may react perhaps?
>>84787650He's an interloper, a tattle twat doxer
>i don't feel comfortable posting about it on a public forum, and even if i did, i can't.YIKES
>>84787683You only feel comfortable posting about doxxing your mates on public forums? Not about the lass you've victimised? That's too private? :')
>>84787698His IQ is too low to successfully dox someone
id love to find a contemporary artist and use ai to explain to them why their art is bullshit when they turn their nose up at me for not understanding it. would really rub salt in the wound of ai making their shitty technical ability redundant.
Garn need a stomach pump soon with all this spaffingtons I'm guzzling x
just annihilated a mong on geoguessr duels
Just watched some old David Tenant Who episodes from 2006 with the Misses. Holy shit it was so much better. Proper fucking story line and imagination and shit.
>>84787717His iq is over 100. Remember he will post about every little detail about his life EXCEPT what he did to BPDlass. Thats too private!>>my IQ was historically over 100. might file a Subject Access Request with Lanchester Road Hospital in Durham and get my WAIS-IV results.
He's leaving the role as Doctor Who because he's been scouted for the next James Bond.Mark my words lads.
>>84787683BPDlass was wronged by you imo. You've proven yourself to be a rat on here so why wouldn't you be the same irl?
They have fucking destroyed Doctor Who. Fucking annihilated it. I miss it every day.
>>84787719people argue about interpretation and authorial intent, but what about when there is no thinking, feeling human author?a lot of this is new to AI, but how would Yoko Ono types feel about an exhibition, 'we all go outside and stare at clouds (you bring your own meaning to it)'?
>>84787744James Bond is now a black gay man. He is so skilled in the art of seduction that he shags hundreds of men a year. Oh wait that is just a normal gay man.
>previously i'd just step outside and the world was bright and people were sound, just going around the shops and pubs and things. it wasn't the doom-and-gloom you read online, it's everyone going about their day.Literal EASY MODE your whole life. Cry me a river about muh agoraphobia ffs. So what you haven't had to spend 30 years acclimisating to the small taste of what you've had now so you overreacted. Big deal.
>>84787717He's good at playing dumb, it's all part of the act, to get you to trust him. He's a kiwi cunt.
>>84787727What a waste I hope it won't be on the NHS.
another mong annihilated
The name's BAME'dJamaal BAME'd.
>>84787767never even been to new zealand me would love to go but its too far away and i hate flying
Imagine getting life handed to you like that as a neurotypical and you still victimise lasses. Rat. End of.
nothing will happen in belfast this evening
They have ruined Doctor Who and James Bond and the country generally. For fucks sake.
>>84787757theyd feel fine about it as long as they charged you 5k quids per ticket to do it
>i don't feel comfortable posting about it on a public forum, and even if i did, i can't.Thats a yikes from me dawg
>>84787733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79XAEN9gAx0>charlie brooker screenwipes Doctor Who this puts it well, IMO. overall really good series (even the dafter ones like the werewolf episode, a lot of fun). but 'gurning' is the right word.i wish it was a general rule he had to be an old man. then the humans can be normal, younger humans. THEY can be sexy, fall in love, whatever.
The Eccleston series was what the show needed, a timely reboot, well acted, serious but still light hearted at its core and with a decent actor in the lead. The first series of Tennant was great too, a different approach but endearing and charming, sillier but that's because the beeb realised that DW was never going to be a 'super serious adult drama' and that's fine, it found its niche, still had fine writing.Basically everything since then has been utter dogshit (with a few gems here and there in other Tennant series but literally nothing good after him). The writing has regressed to undergrad tier bollocks, the obsession with making multi-series arcs has made continuity a tedious chore and the casting is painfully driven by socio-political ideologies rather than acting ability.
>>84787770who dis of which u speak laddo
England will go a bit mental this summer. Football is on. Emotions and alcohol running high. Lots of lefties will tear down and burn English flags and there will be fights. There will be some big attack and the country will go a bit mental for a bit.
>>84787798playing geoguessr me
Sharty shit house, kiwi cunt, tattle twat finds 4chan and doxxes our lads and anyone else for his amusement while larping as an agrophobic druggy
>>84787509Tbh the sean doxxing and even how hes still talking about it now is scummy af. Regardless how you feel about sean I can't imagine being mates with someone suddenly being pally pally with mates enemies once it's convenient. Its not even about sean himself but shows a very poor and indeed rat like character.
helper getting his guts shaken and stirred by jamaal BAME'd
I would love a 24yo english rose like this in my life. So sweet. It's a shame I am not the type of lad that any female would find attractive. I try not to get upset about it but some days it does get me down.
>fair enough. as i said, that's some impressive detective work. you could probably do something good/useful/paid with it? i dunno what, though.Like really is that how you talk to somebody who's obviously genuinely upset who you claim to be your mate. They are absolutely right you are ratty af. Wouldn't trust you as far as I can throw you with your little rat tail.
>>84787817just steal shit and break shit mate
Doctor Who has gone to shite. Neil Gaiman turned out to be a sex pest into hardcore pissy BDSM with young BPD women. Peep Show ended. British culture on the decline here lads. We need a fucking revolution to restore things to former glory.
>>84787817she looks like she has some kind of disability
>>84787826How will that make me more appealing to lasses? They want a lad that does nice things for them.
>>84787817you could easily get a 4/10 like that if you took a shower, had a job and bought some presentable clothes
>>84787814Now that is a storyline I want to hear
>>84787829>We need a fucking revolutionhe posts. on britfeel.
>>84787796>The Eccleston series was what the show needed, a timely reboot, well acted, serious but still light hearted at its core and with a decent actor in the lead. i recommend watching this interview:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uD9IJqLMBothe series/writing is just honest, and he says he's happy it's not a 'postmodern' programme. i'm guessing with his personal views, he was happy about stories where the aliens were given a chance, 'it's a different morality, get used to it', that kind of thing. but in hindsight it was always going to end up a bit Whedon/Marvel-y.
>>84787825He has always been like that. When he's gay clubbing he's the gay clubbing lad. When he's living in party flat he's the party flat lad. When he's in fake agoraphobia post-allegations he's sadboi withdrawn lad. Just whatever suits at the time becomes everything to everybody and betrays and crosses past loyalties once it suits him. He sounds more BPD himself than anything else tbqh.
fish soup for tea
>>84787378Interesting edition, can't say I disagree with it. What's your favourite piece of art, lads? Doesn't have to be a painting, could be sculpture, installation, some kind of multimedia, performance, anything really.Me? Crucifixion (Corpus Hypercubus) by Dali. Was fortunate enough to see it in person a few years ago. Must've stared at it for an hour, absolutely mesmerising.
Adopting contradictory personalities and identities when it suits you. Yeah that's called BPD mate. I would bet BPDlass isn't even BPD that's a protected slander.
>>84787872garn belfast, big man?
Would you take a job as a male stripper for horny university chicks?
To be clear, you are given the perfect ripped and muscular physique and large cock but in return you must work as a male stripper for uni chicks for the next few years.
Garn be sicks my tummy so swollen it looks like I'm showing xLearnt my lesson nows shan't be blowing the mosque wooty team agains x
>>84787866me? cheese and onion crisp sandwich and a monster
>>84787844because the state doesnt care about you and these women dont care about youbasically nobody gets caught for petty crime and its victimless unless you're a bean counter and you worship gdp
>>84787890would i have to get into shape?is that all paid for, like a gym + trainer etc?
Wonder how old HHL imposter is
>>84787880Shan't be, no. I don't pretend to be a big man, quite lanky really. I don't think a riot would do me any good, nor I the riot.
BN must be over 40 now. Grim.
Big protests require big men.
We are all but mere extras on the stage of God's pristine theatricsAre we not X
>>84787926In his 40s I reckon.
