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The shittest art gallery in the world edition
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Deano sticking his large glistening white shaft down my freakishly long neck and letting off his spaff cannon x
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>>84787378
Looks fucking GRIM that does.
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Using a pair of tweezers to pull Helper's willy off and letting his creamy muck muck fill my gullet. Dick and Dom style! Bogies in my tummy. Oh aye. x
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english roses being manipulated by kind bfs who lure them into a false sense of security and gain access to their boobs and fanny for enjoyment purposes and sexual gratification x
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>>84787389
Absolutely lush lad, just wish you had made him non-white. I get that it's not everyone's cup of tea but I feel like Sean really is just a glutton for BAMEcock
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Shit edish tbf
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>>84787398
And yet somehow the art inside is even worse than the exterior.
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>>84787378
Lovely edish OP tyvm
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nice edish OP (although you should visit MIMA in Middlesbrough).

might go for a walk in a bit, got that zolpidem flowing through my veins x
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Can't exactly tell my therapist that I'm addicted to BNWO porn now can I? She'll think I'm pulling her leg.
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im the guy who doxxed sean not ketlad
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>>84787444
prove it, sir. how did you do that Google Maps thing?

also did you not clock that like, it's all bungalows...? even if you didn't look it up.

missed the woods for the trees there, i reckon.
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>>84787456
How the rat talks about his former mate
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>alri wor sean lad im just like you i know all the pubs and clubs in Sunderland from my 20+ years of partying we're the same wor lad you can trust your old pal ketlad
R
A
T
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>>84787456
theres a list of all the spacker homes in sunderland, i knew his (or his mothers as we found out) was close to certain area because he plays for a certain football club, so that narrowed it down, then you just compare google maps 3D satellite with the picture he posted, its basic stuff really anybody can do it
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>>84787438
You could say, asking for a friend? Then she'll know it's not you.
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>>84787456
How come you helped dox Sean after pretending to be his mate fo rmonths?
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>>84787482
Sitting up talking to sean til 4 in the morning for months just to crawl into bed with his fellow Kiwitroon rats. Smelly filthy rat.
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>>84787474
Alri Sean mate how is life at number ten whorney wlose toad?
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>>84787478
fair enough. as i said, that's some impressive detective work. you could probably do something good/useful/paid with it? i dunno what, though.

have you tried Wordle, or the GCHQ puzzles?
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>>84787501
>You were a party animal goon for 30 years who lived in party flats and went gay clubbing, then you received an allegation from a woman and all of a sudden came down with "agoraphobia". You helped doxx sean and you had a laugh with the doxxers after. You used LJDrama and you use Tattle Life. Now go on and point out the fan fiction. Bear in mind I have archive receipts for the LOT you snivelling rat bastard. Go on then nows your chance.
Still waiting on response
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Gaping Sean's arsehole and inserting a speculum. Shining a torch inside the purple depths, seeing the old cum, shit, and intestinal juices coat the warm, rancid folds. Moving your nose close and inhaling the stench, cumming instantly from the pungent aroma as a little tapeworm bids you a good day.
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>>84787510
Yummy juicy tapeworms feasting on deanos spunk and rancid wizza it lush x
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Mia would quite literally be my dream woman. If she wanted to settle down with me I'd take her in a heartbeat. I love her past. I was keeping score during a cumpilation of hers how many times she got spunked in or on.
>35 on the face
>26 on her ass
>63 in her mouth
>5 on her feet
>11 on her tits
>9 in her ass
>36 in her pussy
>10 on her belly
>2 on her back
>1 on her neck
>2 on her hands
That's at least 200 times she took a load from a dude on camera. I'd be thinking about that every day I'm with her, probably walking around with a boner from morning til night. I'd love to kiss that dirty mouth and stick my cock in that filthy used up cunt.
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>>84787531
Forgot to add a picture of the moment she tells me she wants me to start a family with her
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Oh I could sit here all day doing nothing very easily, but no, I am forced into action, dragged from my chair, thrown out onto the street, for what I ask you?
Also, on an unrelated note, I'm off to the cash machine, anybody want anything?
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>>84787537
Can see her nipples and it's lush de lid corrrrr gonna spafff!
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HHL was a bad guy, he deserved to be doxxed, fuck him.
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rain soon.
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>i can't (literally can't) say what happened, but i think a lot of people who piss off clever/snaky BPD women end up in a similar state.
>i can't (literally can't) say what happened

>i don't feel comfortable posting about it on a public forum, and even if i did, i can't.

if it all went to court, that'd be great. i'd be all for it. but that's not how some things work. i'm not the first person this has happened to, some people very much know what they're doing.

WRONGUN RAT
WRONGUN RAT
WRONGUN RAT
WRONGUN RAT
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>>84787549
Flipping heck, I planned on sitting here procrastinating for a bit. How soon? Probably should sit here listening to music for a bit while I wait out this deluge you speak of.
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>>84787510
Absolutely ROTTEN kek
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>>84787537
Is she still dating Rich Campbell?
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>>84787545
The based and uncomfortable truth
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Is ketlad now a BPD female?
Wow, this story develops fast, any troops on the ground care to report?
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>>84787542
>I'm off to the cash machine, anybody want anything?

loaf of wholemeal + KitKat Chunky for me. oh, and four cans of Relentless (but only if they're a quid each, mind.)
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>previously i'd just step outside and the world was bright and people were sound, just going around the shops and pubs and things. it wasn't the doom-and-gloom you read online, it's everyone going about their day.

Yes, you were a NEUROTYPICAL NORMIE YOUR WHOLE LIFE UNTIL YOU FAKED MENTAL HEALTH POST ALLEGATIONS. Congrats.

>maybe i lost some faith in people after some bad stuff happened. the simple routines of popping to the shops to buy ingredients to go home and cook now feels like some 'wrongness', maybe even that i'm doing 'wrong
OH WOW so you finally experienced what has been everyday life for 30+ years for some of us. Now you lord it over us like you're the most mental lad that ever mentalled.
RAT
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White cocks? We all about equality here. Me? I love cocks of all colours as long as they're pushing 7" it lush x
#WhiteCocksMatter x
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>>84787570
What if I drop a can as it is dispensed from the cash machine, do you still want them?
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Ketmong talking about his victim

>>i don't feel comfortable posting about it on a public forum, and even if i did, i can't.

Go on RAT still waiting for you to tell me which part is "FAN FICTION" :)
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>The last two Doctor Who series had 55% less viewers (average 3.5m) compared to the previous two.
>Each new 'Doctor' for the past 20 years retained the role for three series, with the current Doctor set to leave his role ahead of the new series.
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>>84787580
Yet he will drone on endlessly about literal who cares crap all day. Silence when it comes to his victim. Riiiight.
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>>84787553
dunno lad, it's just what the Met Office are saying. could be minutes, could be hours.

'1959' by Sisters of Mercy just started playing for me, which is a very 'it's about to rain' choon. how about you?
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>>84787583
Have not seen Doctor Who in years. Lost interest because the writing was fucking shocking. Apparently they retconned the Doctor as originally a fat black woman or something. Now the Doctor is this gay Tutsi who Russell T Davies obviously fucks and sucks.
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>>84787578
yes but don't do that thing where you don't tell me which one's shaken up so then i open and it spurts everywhere.

i won't find it funny.
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>>previously i'd just step outside and the world was bright and people were sound, just going around the shops and pubs and things. it wasn't the doom-and-gloom you read online, it's everyone going about their day.
This is the life experience of the rat who thinks he has the right to tell you how mental illness works
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>>84787573
>as long as they're pushing 7"
How incredibly rude and discriminatory against us less endowed lids
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>>84787589
Not listening to anything, but it has gone a bit overcast outside.
Sod it, I'm heading out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqpTAiE_a2U
>>84787601
Ok, that's a fair point. Should I shake them all in case I forget which is the dropped one?
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>>84787601
Don't reckon your victim found it funny.
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One thing I still love about the internet is finding absolutely mental characters. Found this British Jewish Rabbi who lives in the West Bank Israel/Palestine in a settlement. He is a Doctor Who fanatic and obsesses about the show all the time.
https://m.youtube.com/@RabbiFromAnotherPlanet?ra=m

He is actually mad. Like proper fucking mental. Will intersperse his rants about doctor who being woke and shit now with casual comments about how more Gazans should die.
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>>84787583
>less
fewer, so you know for next time
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>>84787609
Not happy with that cunt cutting off before the end.
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>>84787596
>Apparently they retconned the Doctor as originally a fat black woman or something.

would you believe me if i told you that was one of the (very few) exciting moments?

then it went nowhere. they had to drop that whole storyline.
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I've just opened the fridge and an ice cold carling was staring in my face.. It'd be rude not to. Even if it is carling.
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>>84787601
>people who piss off clever/snaky BPD women end up in a similar state.
What did you do to her mate?
Are you not clever or snaky nah? :) haha.
Is it all her fault and you're the poor victim? Just like your baiting the DWP you were the victim? Always acting like a smug little mong. Based BPD lass wiped that smirk off your clown makeup. OH AYE.
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>>84787583
>doctor who
More like Doctor bloodeh zulu
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For the record I 100% believe and stand with BPD allegation lass. Anyone else I'd be less confident but when it's ketmong the rat you KNOW he's done something and played it off like he's innocent. Oh wor sean lad I was just having a giggle about your address lad. Haha. Clown.
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Ketlad is a good egg. He's never hurt a fly.
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>>84787650
Don't think allegationlass would agree with that
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>>84787641
um excuse me but the season 5 story 'The Tomb of the Cybermen' had a black man in it (playing the rich excavator's servant) so Dr Who has always had black characters actually
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Just took a womfy shiddington me

X
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>>>previously i'd just step outside and the world was bright and people were sound, just going around the shops and pubs and things. it wasn't the doom-and-gloom you read online, it's everyone going about their day.
When you've lived life breezing past on easy mode like that and you still mistreated people and became a rat hard to sympathise with finally learning how life actually works tbqh.
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garn on the piss now because i have a couple of days off now, tempted to order a webap wrap too classic hhl style
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>>84787650
nah, killed a moth the other day.

not proud of it. but the alternative was worse.
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>>84787667
All I'm saying, is do an inventory check before and after the series.
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>>84787683
What did you do to her matey that's so bad you can't even publicly write it?
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>>84787683
Would you say anything to allegationlass if she was ITT right now? A smug may may react perhaps?
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>>84787650
He's an interloper, a tattle twat doxer
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>i don't feel comfortable posting about it on a public forum, and even if i did, i can't.
YIKES
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>>84787683
You only feel comfortable posting about doxxing your mates on public forums? Not about the lass you've victimised? That's too private? :')
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>>84787698
His IQ is too low to successfully dox someone
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id love to find a contemporary artist and use ai to explain to them why their art is bullshit when they turn their nose up at me for not understanding it. would really rub salt in the wound of ai making their shitty technical ability redundant.
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Garn need a stomach pump soon with all this spaffingtons I'm guzzling x
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just annihilated a mong on geoguessr duels
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Just watched some old David Tenant Who episodes from 2006 with the Misses. Holy shit it was so much better. Proper fucking story line and imagination and shit.
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>>84787717
His iq is over 100. Remember he will post about every little detail about his life EXCEPT what he did to BPDlass. Thats too private!
>>my IQ was historically over 100. might file a Subject Access Request with Lanchester Road Hospital in Durham and get my WAIS-IV results.
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He's leaving the role as Doctor Who because he's been scouted for the next James Bond.

Mark my words lads.
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>>84787683
BPDlass was wronged by you imo. You've proven yourself to be a rat on here so why wouldn't you be the same irl?
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They have fucking destroyed Doctor Who. Fucking annihilated it. I miss it every day.
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>>84787719
people argue about interpretation and authorial intent, but what about when there is no thinking, feeling human author?

a lot of this is new to AI, but how would Yoko Ono types feel about an exhibition, 'we all go outside and stare at clouds (you bring your own meaning to it)'?
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>>84787744
James Bond is now a black gay man. He is so skilled in the art of seduction that he shags hundreds of men a year. Oh wait that is just a normal gay man.
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>previously i'd just step outside and the world was bright and people were sound, just going around the shops and pubs and things. it wasn't the doom-and-gloom you read online, it's everyone going about their day.
Literal EASY MODE your whole life. Cry me a river about muh agoraphobia ffs. So what you haven't had to spend 30 years acclimisating to the small taste of what you've had now so you overreacted. Big deal.
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>>84787717
He's good at playing dumb, it's all part of the act, to get you to trust him. He's a kiwi cunt.
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>>84787727
What a waste I hope it won't be on the NHS.
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another mong annihilated
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The name's BAME'd
Jamaal BAME'd.
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>>84787767
never even been to new zealand me would love to go but its too far away and i hate flying
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Imagine getting life handed to you like that as a neurotypical and you still victimise lasses. Rat. End of.
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nothing will happen in belfast this evening
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They have ruined Doctor Who and James Bond and the country generally. For fucks sake.
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>>84787757
theyd feel fine about it as long as they charged you 5k quids per ticket to do it
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>i don't feel comfortable posting about it on a public forum, and even if i did, i can't.
Thats a yikes from me dawg
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>>84787733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79XAEN9gAx0
>charlie brooker screenwipes Doctor Who

this puts it well, IMO. overall really good series (even the dafter ones like the werewolf episode, a lot of fun). but 'gurning' is the right word.

i wish it was a general rule he had to be an old man. then the humans can be normal, younger humans. THEY can be sexy, fall in love, whatever.
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The Eccleston series was what the show needed, a timely reboot, well acted, serious but still light hearted at its core and with a decent actor in the lead. The first series of Tennant was great too, a different approach but endearing and charming, sillier but that's because the beeb realised that DW was never going to be a 'super serious adult drama' and that's fine, it found its niche, still had fine writing.

Basically everything since then has been utter dogshit (with a few gems here and there in other Tennant series but literally nothing good after him). The writing has regressed to undergrad tier bollocks, the obsession with making multi-series arcs has made continuity a tedious chore and the casting is painfully driven by socio-political ideologies rather than acting ability.
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>>84787770
who dis of which u speak laddo
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England will go a bit mental this summer. Football is on. Emotions and alcohol running high. Lots of lefties will tear down and burn English flags and there will be fights. There will be some big attack and the country will go a bit mental for a bit.
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>>84787798
playing geoguessr me
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Sharty shit house, kiwi cunt, tattle twat finds 4chan and doxxes our lads and anyone else for his amusement while larping as an agrophobic druggy
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>>84787509
Tbh the sean doxxing and even how hes still talking about it now is scummy af. Regardless how you feel about sean I can't imagine being mates with someone suddenly being pally pally with mates enemies once it's convenient. Its not even about sean himself but shows a very poor and indeed rat like character.
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helper getting his guts shaken and stirred by jamaal BAME'd
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I would love a 24yo english rose like this in my life. So sweet. It's a shame I am not the type of lad that any female would find attractive. I try not to get upset about it but some days it does get me down.
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>fair enough. as i said, that's some impressive detective work. you could probably do something good/useful/paid with it? i dunno what, though.
Like really is that how you talk to somebody who's obviously genuinely upset who you claim to be your mate. They are absolutely right you are ratty af. Wouldn't trust you as far as I can throw you with your little rat tail.
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>>84787817
just steal shit and break shit mate
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Doctor Who has gone to shite.
Neil Gaiman turned out to be a sex pest into hardcore pissy BDSM with young BPD women.
Peep Show ended.

British culture on the decline here lads. We need a fucking revolution to restore things to former glory.
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>>84787817
she looks like she has some kind of disability
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>>84787826
How will that make me more appealing to lasses? They want a lad that does nice things for them.
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>>84787817
you could easily get a 4/10 like that if you took a shower, had a job and bought some presentable clothes
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>>84787814
Now that is a storyline I want to hear
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>>84787829
>We need a fucking revolution
he posts. on britfeel.
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>>84787796
>The Eccleston series was what the show needed, a timely reboot, well acted, serious but still light hearted at its core and with a decent actor in the lead.

i recommend watching this interview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uD9IJqLMBo
the series/writing is just honest, and he says he's happy it's not a 'postmodern' programme. i'm guessing with his personal views, he was happy about stories where the aliens were given a chance, 'it's a different morality, get used to it', that kind of thing.

but in hindsight it was always going to end up a bit Whedon/Marvel-y.
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>>84787825
He has always been like that. When he's gay clubbing he's the gay clubbing lad. When he's living in party flat he's the party flat lad. When he's in fake agoraphobia post-allegations he's sadboi withdrawn lad. Just whatever suits at the time becomes everything to everybody and betrays and crosses past loyalties once it suits him. He sounds more BPD himself than anything else tbqh.
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fish soup for tea
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>>84787378
Interesting edition, can't say I disagree with it. What's your favourite piece of art, lads? Doesn't have to be a painting, could be sculpture, installation, some kind of multimedia, performance, anything really.

Me? Crucifixion (Corpus Hypercubus) by Dali. Was fortunate enough to see it in person a few years ago. Must've stared at it for an hour, absolutely mesmerising.
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Adopting contradictory personalities and identities when it suits you. Yeah that's called BPD mate. I would bet BPDlass isn't even BPD that's a protected slander.
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>>84787872
garn belfast, big man?
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Would you take a job as a male stripper for horny university chicks?
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To be clear, you are given the perfect ripped and muscular physique and large cock but in return you must work as a male stripper for uni chicks for the next few years.
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Garn be sicks my tummy so swollen it looks like I'm showing x
Learnt my lesson nows shan't be blowing the mosque wooty team agains x
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>>84787866
me? cheese and onion crisp sandwich and a monster
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>>84787844
because the state doesnt care about you and these women dont care about you
basically nobody gets caught for petty crime and its victimless unless you're a bean counter and you worship gdp
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>>84787890
would i have to get into shape?
is that all paid for, like a gym + trainer etc?
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Wonder how old HHL imposter is
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>>84787880
Shan't be, no. I don't pretend to be a big man, quite lanky really. I don't think a riot would do me any good, nor I the riot.
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BN must be over 40 now. Grim.
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Big protests require big men.
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We are all but mere extras on the stage of God's pristine theatrics

Are we not

X
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>>84787926
In his 40s I reckon.
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>>84787943
If shippy was there he would've done the bobbin smash on that wog
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That is a move that he has dedicated to bobbins memory by the way
Sounds a bit wrong how I said it
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>>84787926
It's isn't an imposter stop downplaying Seans new era just because you don't agree with it
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helper going to a ugandan village with a loudspeaker so he can play White Girl Twerk as he twerks for all the male inhabitants
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>>84787964
>It's isn't
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>>84787932
Goes without saying but I'll say what we're all thinking anyway. Hes that old and yet he's got no kids. Madness.
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>>84787833
She has Turner syndrome.

>>84787847
Finding a job will be difficult, if not impossible in my position. I'd struggle to find even grim warehouse work these days. Obviously I'd be more hygienic and have good clothes if I had money. Girls won't care either way. They are all incredibly picky and have hundreds of matches on online dating apps. There are lads much better than me. She is beautiful to me so don't be saying she's a 4/10.
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>>84787965
HHL getting spit roasted by Kony in 2026 x
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>>84787908
I know the state doesn't care. They know once you are past 25, it's over. They should just pay us all basic income to keep us sane without all this bs of having to prove you are mentally unwell.
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>>84787943
You're a big protester
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also Doctor Who Confidential was fun to watch after each episode. showed the production design: the sets, prosthetics, pyrotechnics, whatever.
really fascinating and probs got some kids interested in it all. by now they might even be working ON Dr Who (or something similar).

but that new series version of it, it was just awkward. clearly aimed at younger viewers, the host was a bit too 'hi, gen z gang!' all the time. and the 'work experience' sections SHOULD have gone into more detail.
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Not gonna lie, I find this attractive in a very primal way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMprELBTrcg
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>>84788016
I too enjoy staring at the orifice shite comes from. Truly enlightening.
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lass, lasses, rose, roses going on the filter de lad
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>>84788023
Is there any point in that video where that orifice is visible?
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>>84788014
i clicked on some doctor who youtube bts shite from last season a while back when i was bored and was immediately assaulted by the presence of the most pooner looking bulldyke pooner and drag queen tranny faggot imaginable both doing the shit you said
all the dr who fans on tumblr and the drama students we knew in school grew up and got jobs at the dr who sets
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The state can send you to prison almost immediately for smashing the street but you'll spend years waiting in the courts for everything else. Mental. The only way is to rebel in very huge numbers. Send us all to prison.
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Garn home nows but Yousef won't give us a lift so having to do a cumwalk all the way to the bus stop, catch the bus, and get home that way. Not faaaarcking rite is it.
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>>84788048
theyll just release actual criminals onto the street early like they did last time
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Fucking audit the fuck out of hampshire. Shithole county now. Immigrants have taken over. Fuming.
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>>84788073
Need to be on the scale of 2011 riots. Even higher preferably. Teach them whitehall maggots a lesson that immigrants scum need to be deported.
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do any of you live in towns or villages? its fucking packed with boriswave types in my 2k pop shithole
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Fuck sake got a really sore arm, feels like RSI. Doing my head in.
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>>84788102
Yes in a town, less than 10 minutes from the town centre on foot and it is a shit hole.
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Imagine going to the great british riot but you have all brought your own polycarbonate shields. What would the maggots do then?
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Lots of fanny for Deano to enjoy this summer
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>>84788139
I'm going to get some too
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Kek they smashed up the turkish barbers in belfast. Fuck Turks taking over our country.
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>>84788016
We get it lad you're a horny horn dawg too scared to talk to women though
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Immigrant, Immigrants, going on the filter de lid
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>>84788143
Wouldn't mind some myself. Getting very frustrating going without sex despite being sex capable since 2003.
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>>84788147
Almost nobody in those "turkish barbers" are turkish, they're mystery meat middle easterners. Anti-immigrant sentiment is right to see those things as impositions on their countries. They're hubs for crime - fraud, human trafficking, grey market employment, drugs even straight up mafia operations.
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You never see any roses at these riots. It's always the blonde trash and lip filler skanks.
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>>84788165
So you've gone without for 23 years? Lad, don't even try at this point you'd just be shit at it. Women would laugh at you flailing around on top of them.
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>>84788164
You'll have no britfeel left soon de lid
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>>84788164
You can tell that you're not a government employee.
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>>84788179
That's why I need an inexperienced bird and I can improve over time.
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>>84788133
I'd reevaluate my life choices if I lived in r*therham
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>>84788147
You'd have to be more specific, there's a crapload of 'Turkish' barbers in Belfast, and every other town in NI. Lisburn has at least three even though its fucking tiny.
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Garn have a go with my botty douche when I'm homes just on that bus nows x
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>>84788190
Naw it will just be less visible posts made by dickheads de lit
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>Naw
Added to the filter
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>>84788102
I'm in what I guess would be a medium sized town(?) of about 12k. It's fucking flooded with visibly foreign people. Everything is going downhill, even in just the last four or five years everything has noticeably declined. We now have our own gangs of "youths" (read: non-whites) wandering around the little town centre constantly harassing people and occasionally mugging them. Police know, won't do anything, tell us they're 'aware of the situation' and nothing more.
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It would be more fun to have a filter that showed the posts, but didn't show certain words.
>Garn to get hope I don't do in
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Fed up of these bloody, coming over ere raping R kids.
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I hope all the fucking drown in the sea.
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>>84788241
None left for you to rape, little lad?
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Fucking barbers and shops always and they is all I'm going to on this.
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Send them all back, every single one.
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>>84788212
You must be a very lonely individual indeed
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lots of mongboy.jpg worthy posts lately, is someone drunk?
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>>84788265
I bet your family donates to comic relief.
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>>84788280
My dad is Lenny Henry he doesn't need to donate.
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Deport. British people are fucking angry and will burn their communities to ashes otherwise.
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>>84788277
Naw am doin all rite de lit
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Pudsey? Pfft, a white fella inna costume, not like that wholesome charity that works with those poor [filtered word], oh those poor [filtered word] and they're so skinny and covered in flies, they need our help obviously because they are poor [filtered word] people.
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Round them up and send them back. If they resist give them a smack.
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>>84788314
Pudsey talks now and I don't fucking like it. He should stay a blind spacker.
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The public has voted for reduced immigration every single election for forty years and each time we have been quite literally betrayed by the people in power. I know that the progressive leftists consider 'treason' to be not a real thing because they fundamentally don't believe in the validity of a nation state, but if treason is real then this is categorically it.
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Shall be shagging my missus up her arse tonight oh aye x
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>>84788306
Some wumbas there. Bad parents.
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>>84788305
>Deport
Deport!
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Sean fiddled while Sunderland burned.
(fiddled a black man's balls)
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SEND THE BUGGERS BACK
https://youtu.be/eCbfAK6g4vs?si=m0wWPYCmX2-VPU_1
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>>84788324
The thing with progressives is they never have an end goal, always room to proogress.
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>>84788352
There ain't no black in the union jack sunshine.
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How many post on 4chan before any of them get deported big man?
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>>84788372
And of course progress is just a euphemism for the continual erosion of civilisation
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>>84787812
mate you are completely off course and it's weakening your argument. he did not dox hll and the whole kiwifarms troll group is a figment of your imagination. however, he did mention certain allegations made against him in a recent-ish thread and the whole agoraphobia thing is definitely a grift.
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Being an incel with a high libido is so brutal. Constantly going from wanking to getting upset with myself for not having real sex.
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Home nows had an accident on the bus but lucky I had me nappy on x
Cammy the bull cumming soon x
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>>84788333
Checkem'd.
Trips of truth means even if she comes home and says nah not feeling it, it just has to be done.
Ganbatte.
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must've filled out the warehouse job applications wrong because I haven't heard back from them all day. if I can't get a job in a warehouse it's truly over
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Turks are shitting themselves. Time to pack up and go back to Turkey.
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>>84788385
escort time oh yes
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>>84788383
>the whole agoraphobia thing is definitely a grift.

nah, i'm working through it. i went outside <10 times last year (past the bins). meet that this year, already, i think, half way through.

that one isn't a grift or a piss-take although i do laugh about it. so e.g. there was a lad a couple days ago who mentioned how debilitating agoraphobia can be, and it felt heartfelt and correct. i agree. didn't want to be all jovial then.

but i'm not getting benefits 'for agoraphobia', some lad has just extrapolated and conflated a bunch of things.
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>>84788408
I know an old boomer type guy who got hired out of school into a company and spent forty years there getting consistent promotions and never having to think about job searches and things. He got fired and tried job hunting and he said, genuinely and unironically, that he thinks nearly every company must have 'faulty IT' because he almost never receives responses to his applications. Poor guy, I honestly feel for him being thrown into such a different world from that which he grew up in.
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>>84788414
I want to take my time getting comfortable with sex. You can't do that with a hooker.
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>>84788383
NTA but I actually have agoraphobia and it's insanely debilitating. Just because you personally haven't experienced it doesn't mean it isn't a real thing that desperately affects peoples' lives.
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Garn be stripped naked laying in wait spread eagle on my single bed waiting for Cammy the bull to fuck me up the arse classic hhl missionary style oh aye x
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>>84788408
Maybe not, they might just have lots of applicants, and it just got ignored for that reason. Don't be so hard on yourself lad, but also things are quite bad overall.
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People with agoraphobia are just too paranoid to leave the house.
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Lightly flicking the head of my cock with one finger through my panties to masturbate like a girl.



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