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>anooon won't you be a dear and get me another glass of wine
>yeah I've already had a few, so what? god your so judgy
>I sure hope you aren't this judgy to your girlfriend
>thank you sweetie

>not so fast anon, are you really gonna leave without giving mommy a kiss
>hot tubbing nude is natural honey, europeans do it all the time
>it's my hot tub, I can wear what I want
>so by body is old and gross, is that what your saying?
>mommy's chest is flabby and disgusting and you should never have to see it, huh? that's really hurtful anon
>oh baby I'm kidding

>you used to love sucking on these you know
>I couldn't wean you until you were four
>you were the thirstiest baby I've ever seen
>you never bit though, I'll give you that
>wanna take a trip down memory lane?
>I'm joking obviously, calm down, your generation is so sensitive

>hey, you're not doing anything, why don't you hop in and have a soak with mommy
>what do you need you swimsuit for, just come in naked, I won't be able to see anything in the water anyway
>ok fiiine, I'll look the other way while you get in, if you insist
>wow anon, your girlfriend is a lucky gal *giggle*
>sorry honey, I peeked, I couldn't help it
>oh no, my mom saw my penis, oh the humanity! you're such a drama queen

>what are you doing on the other side of the tub, come over here, I don't bite
>I just want to feel your arms around me anon, is that so evil?
>the divorce has been really hard, and I haven't seen you in forever
>oh honey, you're too good to me
>you know women love a man who's sweet to his old lady
>god anon, if you weren't my son...
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And then a femboy with a massive weenie comes in and steals your spot
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>>84788163
my ex looked like this and she's 32
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>>84788163
Nice tits, but her face is the better part of her.
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>>84788236
this is all angles that is 5'5 at most
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Good orginal post
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>>84788163

This series of events or something similar has most definitely happened before.
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Mommymamamooomsexxxx
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>>84788163
Holly sauseee???
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>>84788236
>massive weenie
>average ass penis
>on that tiny ass bitch made frame
lol
lmao even
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>>84788163
Lorna Morgan, what a babe
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>>84788163
kratos himself could not pull me out if I was in this scenario with the woman in the gif



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