When a woman asks for your star sign, she doesnt actually care about your star sign. She is just looking for your reaction to see if you are some buzzkill/incel/dudebro who cant answer the question without being incredibly autistic.
When I hear an intensely stupid question from a superstitious woman, and tell her to fuck off, that's my filter, sugartits.
>>84790057>she doesnt actually care about your star signwrong, they actually carei have been rejected MORE THAN ONCE for being a gemini, no jokei actually only have been rejected for being 5'5 once for contrast
Yeah my fiance believes in magic. Tarot cards, kabala, astrology, all that. She believes she's psychic.She's got amazing boobs. Unrelated but important
it's a red flagbitch doesn't live in reality and will literally consult whatever woowoo to justify her decisions
>>84790073>sugartitswe're not in a movie, docthis shit makes you look retarded
>>84790101Oh, honey. Bless your little heart.
>>84790057>I pretend to be autistic to figure out if you're going to act autisticBold.
>>84790057>If Chad ("oh i like your sign we are compatible") else ("Sorry i dont date peolpe with your sign")This and countless other characteristics that don't show they that care about looks are just pre made excuses to reject and not appear shallow and hotile, like taste in music and hobbies its just topic evasion. You retarded dumbasses really keep falling for it and keep believing they actually care about such things in someone they are physically attracted to.
>>84790097>bitch doesn't live in reality and will literally consult whatever woowoo to justify her decisionsMy brother in christ YOU don't live in reality. You make up shit about women saying that it's true while never experiencing it. You're no scientist, you don't test out your theories you just proclaim them with no evidence unaware of how distorted your cognitive lense is.
>>84790079this is satire right? you think theyd reject chad for being a gemini?
>>84790079>>84790155>geminiI don't know much about Astrology but I know being a Gemini is THE WORST thing to be. You ought to lie about your sign and when she invests in a relationship and it eventually comes up tell her>"I'm a gemini, it's what we do"
>>84790151>gaslighting simp right on cuewhatever lol. keep defending m'ladies on the internet you clueless neckbeard
>>84790057Some of these girls out there really are literally witches. Believe in it or don't, she might be using this info for some fucky shit.
I'm an infj aquarius if that matters.
>>84790140Let me offer a different perspective. I'm an attractive man, and "What's your sign?" is a common cold approach from women. In this usage they don't care about the answer, they're simply vacuous and have nothing better to say.There really is no wrong answer, I can shake my head while saying "No." then walk away, without dissuading the woman.
These sort of vapid shit-test questions should be met with a "George Costanza at bat" smirk and a "Yeah, right." and then a complete change of topic.
>>84790079Ugly retard issue. I'm a gemini and never had this happen
>>84790079Geminis get a bad rap but sometimes they deserve it. If youre an unpopular Gemini without interesting skills/talents and then you are doing something wrong.
>>84790057As a sigma Scorpius, I do not care.
>>84790178This is what I'm talking about brother. Just making up shit to suit your fantasy world. I bet you beat me up pretty bad in your mind, huh?
>>84790079>>84790155>>84790170>>84790379Total Gemini Death
>>84790178You mean gaslamping, like old timey street lights.
>>84790407Someone is mighty desperate for attention today. Did daddy not come back with the milk?
>>84790057I also tell guys I'm vegan (I'm not) to see how they react>>84790079>only have been rejected for being 5'5lol they reject you because of your height but use star signs as an excuse
A girl being into astrology is unironically hot. It's so stupid and feminine. I really like it.
>>84791054>I also tell guys I'm vegan (I'm not) to see how they react"I can't cook for her, and I don't want her to cook for me, better move on."
>>84790057When I tell women I'm a Capricorn they automatically assume I'm a sperg they are correct but that's a coincidence
>>84790057women whine about pisces men, and then proceed to love bomb me. its light work.
>>84791054I've got meat you'll eat
bitches will pretend to know about astrology while never having read tetrabiblios
>>84790057>some faceless text, accountable to nothing, from some redditor simp, is now a trusted source on women, because I know so little about them, having interacted with them so littleI don't care what a redditor says about women because redditors are just incels in denial. I don't care about what constellation I am or what my sign is. I don't even remember which one corresponds to my birth month. If you care about constellations and star signs then something is wrong with you
>>84790057If anyones wondering what the objective best sun sign to have is, its libra. Ive never met a libra who struggles in any situation. They are usually assholes though.>t.taurus
>>84790057Bitches usually get intimidated by my knowledge of astrology, they constantly think >oh I know everything about you based on your sun signYou don't know shit, cunt, rising sign means just as much and your moon sign will tell me why you're such a bitch
>>84791054Why would I want to date a woman who hates me because I'm not also a vegan? Unless the guy freaks out and starts trying to do something to you, this is just a bad filter like the women who say they hate men "as a test"
>>84790057My star sign? The Steed is my favorite, I guess. I like the extra speed.
We have our own shitty tests, like talking about cars or balls
>>84790057I had a girl ask me to make a "birth chart" or whatever once, but I kind of think she was just trying to dox me since you had to enter your full name, birth date and location on the site that generated the chart and it would print all this info on the chart it generated. She said she'd read the chart and tell me what it meant but we never got to that point. I put fake and real info on it. Idk she probably wasn't trying to do anything weird with it, I just don't trust anyone.
>>84790079>5'5 male gemini incel posting on r9k holy fuck lmfao
>>84791933same. i have done so much analysis on my natal chart. i love flaunting my knowledge on astrology to foids>oh what sign are youBITCH, im a double Leo, sun and moon. dont forget it
>>84790057Whenever I've told a woman I'm a scorpio they backed off, idk what that's about.
It's honestly kind of scary when women have nothing to talk about besides witchcraft-coded nonsense like this. When men start rambling about magic or religion we call them schizos and dangers to themselves and others. We should really start treating women the same way, actually worse. At least when men do it they usually know that they are crazy and choose live in isolation. Women build communities around this crap and convince each other that they aren't fucked in the head.
>>84790240>they're simply vacuous and have nothing better to sayThis is the #1 thing to understand about women. They have no game, they have no personality, they have nothing. If they say literally anything remotely friendly to you unprompted they're trying to get fucked. It might be helpful to think of them as animals, just horny chimpettes. They come up to you and vocalize to get your attention, that's the extent of the significance of asking about astrology.
>>84793307You sound like a capricorn. Regardless, you recognize the stones on epsteins desk? Or the symbols used in healthcare? Occult is very common in everyday life and at the high levels of society, ideas and concepts that are shared will shape reality in some way or another. The month you are born determines many things about you even from a literal, logical perspective too, like the age you enter school at, some kids being a year older than others.
>>84793331Thats most people in general not just women. Some women have actually interesting ideas, they just wouldnt bother explaining them to someone simple like you.
>>84793378>90% of these circles are blue>uhhh fucking retard there's a red one right thereYawning my ass off
>>84790057Telling women I am a cancer (which is my astrological sign) has actually done wonders for some relationships. Their eyes light up immediately.
I'd just give the answer.Though some foids do read way too much into it, and have rejected guys for the 'wrong' starsign, as stated in-thread.
