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What was your college/university experience like? Mine was pretty much like picrel once I transferred stateside.
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>>84792912
Commuted from home in a family car often carpooling with brothers also attending

39 y/o khv
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>>84792912
mine was spent calling people fags after killing them with the autosniper in csgo
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>>84792912
This image always makes me laugh, like they could somehow go from left to right. Guy on the right would be stroking his shit nasty style of there wasnt a girl around. How you masturbate is a pretty good indicator of how your sex will be.
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>>84792928
>killing them
ack...
>in csgo
oh, ok

>>84792931
Interesting perspective. What would you say about a man (let's say, oh, I don't know...me) who can't really 'finish' in women anymore, and instead finds himself only climaxing when either she's stroking him, or he's stroking himself?
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>our neighbors listen to us have sex and jack off to it
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>>84792912
Nobody talked to me or cared in any way
Then I developed a chronic illness and was forced to leave college
The end
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Freshman year: sex
Sophomore: I'm going to kill myself
Junior: I'm an alcoholic who doesn't go to class
Senior year: I am having sex with a rich girl every day and not going to class and I'm an alcoholic
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>>84792931
>stroking his shit nasty style o
I'm a foid what does this mean?
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>>84792973
when you use poop/ass trickles for lube
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>>84792945
its free content
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>>84792945
They were doing it on purpose; the bitch was being LOUD AS FUCK on purpose every time they did it. I developed a hatred of women and a dependency on sleeping pills.

>>84792961
It's like you were playing an RPG in real life and obtained objects/traits as you went along.

>>84792977
...groce.
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>>84792973
Just like spread eagle, lots of lube, nasty porno, etc. girls can do it too. Butt stuff like that other anon said is optional. Edging is also preferable, just getting a nut out is sad, you need to enjoy everything you do or why bother?
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>>84792945
>neighbor
Try brother.
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>>84792912
Pic related is actually my life only the rooms are slightly further away.
I understood why kurt cobain shot himself.
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>>84792912
My college experience was shit
>freshman year, dated a robot for most of the year
>try to befriend a robot I knew posted here, instead he was a pussy and thought I was a guy trying to steal his organs
>was extremely anxious and had trouble showing up to a lot of my classes until the end of the year
>mostly just waged to pay off my student loans
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>>84792942
How the fuck do the guys in the back see what's being written on the board?
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>>84793010
This has to be AI, right?
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it was really boring and i did poorly and also i developed schizophrenia
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>>84792973
I once fingered a dutch girl and she shit in my arm. I was doing trials for West Ham during those days.
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>>84793059
Why? What made you understand it?
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>>84792912
I'm the guy on the left, I'll never have sex. And I'm not seeking it nor wanting it.
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I spent a lot of time in the library, made no friends, and met only four people who bothered to do the reading. 2 out of the 16 classes I took across two years were worthwhile.
>>84792948
>Then I developed a chronic illness and was forced to leave college
Same here. It's so annoying and pathetic, isn't it?
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I commute, attend the lecture and go home. That's all. I don't have fun, I barely talk to people and of course, no girls. Heh. I envy american dorm culture, though even then I would still fail at making frens
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>>84792912
I never went to university but I fucked and dated university girls. Some of the girls I fucked probably had boyfriends, I know a couple did (they told me after).
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>>84792942
Huh, if that's WSU then I used to go to this classroom for intro biochem. And if it's not then damn, it's near 1:1.
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>>84792912
It was like picrel. Which is why I welcomed the pandemic, since I could go back home and attend classes online. Living in the dorms made me feel like a subhuman. Women still don't see me as a man, but at least I don't have to be trapped in an environment where it's constantly thrown in my face.
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>>84792912
>Mine was pretty much like picrel
So throughout college you were laying back and getting fucked by chad? Well good for you I guess.
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>>84792912
I hate Frodo
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I live with my parents and am close enough to walk. I live in the college town. When I am there, I stay at the library between classes to read and write papers because it was so noisy at home with an autistic brother and my parents basically yelling at each other and my brother. Also, my mom is verbally and emotionally abusive. My dad has thought of divorcing her for a long time but hasn't went through with it.
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in my life i've gone from left to right and back to left again
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>>84792912
>>84794834
Do we really make that kind of face when we have sex?
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>>84795139
That's the standard normie experience.
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>>84793844
no little gen alpha, no its not
for gods sake
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>anons itt complaining about getting to fap to the sounds of girls getting fucked
Damn, that's one of my fetishes, overheard sex is sooooooo hot. You get a glimpse of such an intimate moment in this girl's life, and you're so close to her while it happens. Also the humiliation from the fact that you're only fapping while someone else is making her make those sounds... Damn.
Last year while on vacation I was woken up by the couple next room at 3am. Could hear them loud and clear, and she was a screamer. I think their headboard was on the opposite side of the wall from mine. She was basically 1-2 meters away from me. The following day I heard them have a morning quickie too. This one was faster paced, I could hear his crotch slapping against her butt. You guys get that shit every day and complain.

Anyway, uni for me was probably the lowest point in terms of romance, but I was focused on actually learning something, so it's fine. During the last year of my master's I started a relationship with a classmate though. Had all the sex I didn't get in the previous years kek. Been together since, going to get married next year. Love her to bits.
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>>84795151
Based fellow voyeour, I only got to hear my parents once, got to listen to my brother and his gf making out but never had that college dorm cuck experience, I'm glad you got laid in the end too unlike me
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>>84795173
>I only got to hear my parents once, got to listen to my brother and his gf making out but never had that college dorm cuck experience
Me neither. Only times it ever happened for me were during that vacation. Twice with that couple, once with another couple (their room was further away, but he spanked her hard and she moaned a lot, so I could still somewhat hear them).
If it ever happens again I might try to record it honestly.

>I'm glad you got laid in the end too unlike me
Hey, I bet it's gonna happen to you too man, just be patient and work on becoming someone you like. That way, even if it doesn't happen, you've done something for yourself in the meantime
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A couple years ago I was fucking a cute college guy in his dorm room and he kept shushing me and was petrified of being caught, it was hot. He was submissive and I still have the pic of him I took bent over in his dorm bed. He walled hard after college so I blocked him though. I went like a year without banging him and he aged so rapidly
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>>84792912
Got accused of rape by the girl who raped me.
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>>84795227
kill yourself disgusting trash, yuck
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>>84795304
No I don't think I will can't have sex if you're dead
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>>84795227
banging as in you were topping him with your penis in his butthole?
or "banging" in the general sense that you're a grill just having sex with a guy
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I spent 7 years getting a degree and a masters I didn't really care about that also landed me a shitty job. By the 3-4th year I barely went to class and I spent nearly all day playing video games and browsing 4chan.
At least I could save the stituation learning programming and getting a web dev job. Probably the amount of hate I felt towards my previous job helped me achieve this.
Overall going to college is one of the biggest regrets of my life.
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>>84795348
Grill having sex, I'm older he was younger. His parents had location tracking on his phone and we would have to be sneaky, it was hot. His life crashed bad though he bloated up started simping for a really ugly black girl and actually drove her around while she blew a guy in the backseat. He told me that horrible story, I banged him one last time then never spoke to him again kek hope he's doing ok
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>>84795367
What kind of sub shit did he do for you?
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>>84793861
His wife fucked a tallfag(billy corgan)
And he was non nt and below 6ft.
Imagine getting cucked by a jewess and addicted to heroin on top of all of that. Dude knew it was time to end it.
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>>84792912
I had a chum who lived in the dormroom next to mine and I did have to overhear him having sex with his girlfriend several times.
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>>84796014
Facesat him to point of suffocation, forced to make me cum 3x before earning me touching his cock, made him send me elaborate videos, made him fuck me in the woods when he didn't want to, made him beg me to fuck and once made him beg before I'd let him in my house just desperate on my porch. I'm evil
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>>84792912
i went to college right out of the army
ran through a lot of girls of varying types from uppity religious girls, to fresh out of highschool, two virgins from overprotective families, some crazy whores, nonwhite girls wanting their first white guy experience, one professor, mother of a friend of mine when we were doing a project at her place, and some housewives who wanted to cuck their husbands with a dangerous scary veteran lol.

once youve seen how women really act, you cant love them anymore.
you either love them or understand them, you cant do both.
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>>84796071
>I got run through so women are le evil and not me the community cock
Kek scrotes be projecting that used up mindset because that's how they end up. Meanwhile me with 40+ cocks can still bond and have fun
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>>84793844
So there was a point in time when everyone had macbooks? (Or whatever it's called). Every college student paid for an expensive notebook when they could get a samsung for half the price that did the exact same thing.
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>>84795151
>>84795173
i used to fuck my black gf so often and so hard the apt next to me, who had their bedroom next to my bedroom, would constantly hit the wall and yell at us. it was an indian couple.

then eventually we heard a girl moaning really hard and buzzing, eventually one day while we have sex earlier in the day.

was doing laundry in the basement of the apt complex, and ran into the indian chick. ive seen her come and go a few times between classes similar to myself.

she was there with her arranged marriage partner as international students. got suggesting, asked about why they always beat on the wall. turns out it was her bf, jealous and mad because they rarely have sex.

asked about the moaning and vibe stuff, she was embarassed but after pressing her she said that was her alone taking care of things because hearing myself and my gf going at it constantly makes her wish she could to.

ended up talking her into having threesomes with my gf and I, and coming over to get dick anytime she wants while her man was at class or busy with his other indian bros.

eventual my gf and I broke up due to her being a retard, but i still fucked that indian girl the whole year before they had to return to india. theres no way she wasnt pregnant that last few months i creampied her every time. I still remember hearing them argue about her not ever wanting to have sex lmfao.
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>>84795146
I replied to myself
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>>84796088
men bond differently, we bond through service not through sex.

and yes, if it wasnt me fucking these bitches it would be someone else. the women make the choice to fuck, i just run with it.

who is the retard, me asking for a million dollars or the one who gives it to me willingly?

nothing is more unattractive to a woman than a virgin, youre just projecting and upset that after a few men youre valueless.
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>>84794355
What a nice group of girls. Were they upper middle class? Was it in america?
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>>84796043
are you chopped or nah
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>>84794544
How the fuck could you understand what is written on the board, it's fucking miles away, that classroom design is ridiculous?
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>>84796088
Damn. Women always deflecting, defensive, and projecting toplel.
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I think it truly solidified my being nocturnal. My brain thinks being up all night is good now.
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>>84794954
I didn't get your joke, can you explain it, or someone?
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>>84792912
Complete shit. But my access to formal education has been interfered with at virtually every stage of my life, so it was nothing out of the ordinary unfortunately
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>>84796032
Yeah, I agree he shouldn't have dated her. But in the end the guy made his choices, wrong as they were.
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Guys, please, stop replying to women, just ignore them here. If it seems to be a girl, please, move along and don't say anything. Don't give them attention, don't feed them. They are feeding from your misery.
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>>84792912
>What was your college/university experience like?
Nothing at all. I'm an autistic retard so I immediately started wageslaving.
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>>84796121
Kek nice. What did she look like? What did she sound like?
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>>84796043
Aww no playing with his ass? Everade him taste his cum?
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>>84792912
I never went to college or university so the only thing I can contribute is a bump
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Got a nerdy girlfriend halfway through that fit a lot of what I found attractive in a woman (pretty face, great ass, genuinely interesting to talk to). Probably could've had sex with a lot more people if I stayed single but I think the amount of sex I had with her definitely made up for it (I don't think I would have had sex as frequently otherwise).

Still regret other aspects (I probably could've joined a lot more student orgs just for the easy friendships, also could've tried harder in some classes) but I definitely took advantage of college way better than I did in high school. Thank god I graduated before covid because I really did luck out getting that first job
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>>84797013
Sounds so dreamy anon, I'm about to finish college as a virgin, I sometimes wonder what is it like to have an active sex life as 20 year old, studying for exams, going to class then fucking and cuddling in the dorm room, surreal
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>>84797109
NTA but fucking in the dorm room sucks because you typically have at least 1 roommate. I had an incel asian kid roommate who was in the dorm all the time and I felt bad fucking my gf while he was there, so we usually only did it in her dorm since her roommate had more of a social life, but she also had a bf so that was also awkward. We both had sex with our partners in the same dorm more than once, which is also awkward, but it's the only way that felt "fair" to me. I wasn't going to fuck my gf in front of my incel roommate and rub it in his face. Of course my gf had no problem with it and didn't understand, since women are heartless.
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>>84792912
was aight, first year was me learning how to be social then second I got a bpd gf who arranged an ffm for me, fucked several other girls, got another gf, then moved onto her best friend who im still with 3 years later.
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>>84797153
Anon that's still totally awesome in my view, the jealousy, the strong feelings, the stereotypical youth problem of finding a place to fuck, and I know it sounds harsh, but the sexhaver/ incel dynamic so raw and palpable, that's just life. Those are your memories, cherish them.
>We both had sex with our partners in the same dorm more than once, which is also awkward, but it's the only way that felt "fair" to me.
I hope it didn't turn you off a lot, I would have felt super lucky in your place, I think you built up trust with the other couple
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>>84796167
Maybe its white women being dog fuckers.
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>>84797153
>We both had sex with our partners in the same dorm more than once, which is also awkward, but it's the only way that felt "fair" to me.
Did you ever see them? Or hear them? What did they look/sound like?
> I wasn't going to fuck my gf in front of my incel roommate and rub it in his face. Of course my gf had no problem with it and didn't understand, since women are heartless.
You could have given him a cuck fetish, if he still didn't have one. Maybe he would have been thankful for that.
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>>84797336
>You could have given him a cuck fetish

Absolutely vile and disgusting. Retards like you should be sent to concentration camps to be castrated, experimented on and then incinerated.
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>>84792912
I go there, attend the lectures, and go home. Repeat for the last 3 or so years
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I'm in college right now, though I commute. I've just finished my second year, do you guys have any suggestions on what I should do? I don't really felt like I've spent it wisely so far
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I live in a small town in Brazil and the course i'm taking is 100% online since we don't have teachers for the subject here. It's soul crushing but there's no other option
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I dropped out and came back, i still live with parents and i have to commute, i got and left a night job, i did semesters when i would go every day and semesters where i would go once a week, i cut every friend i had, i hate the degree, and i have a crush i will never be able to interact with, it's been hell so far.
I feel like i've been through so much and once i have to get a job i will probably kill myself.
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>>84797571
I feel like I'm headed down this route, anon.
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>>84797590
good luck. want some advice? from someone who shouldn't give any of course
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>>84797621
Sure. I don't mind if it's from somebody who shouldn't. We all have walks of life worth noting
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I went in person for one year at a school in the city known for being progressive and having a arts program. The entire time I was on grindr letting dudes with massive cocks fuck me and sucking them off in their dorms but also the gym locker room, the shared dorm showers, laundry room, etc. I basically had no real friends and I made up for it by hooking up with dudes.
The second semester I became friends with someone I was blowing because he invited me to a party and I started getting along with everyone decently well, but they all definitely knew I was the shorter gay twink getting fucked daily. After that it was less sex and at most one friend group hangout a week. I didn't talk to any of them after college ended but we were all on good terms.
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>>84797633
things i would tell my past self:

check your realistic job prospects BEFORE dropping out if you're thinking about it.
if your parents are putting money in worthwhile stuff like financial investments and potential future passive incomes, it's okay if you still live with them and don't ask them rent money.
don't get a job while you study. at least not one that requires you to go somewhere else.
don't go every day to lesson just because you want to see your crush that's never even there in the first place.
don't put up an act with people because they're gonna talk behind your back anyway (this is impossible for me). don't spend too much time with new acquaintances from already estabilished groups because chances are they're not willing to let anyone else in.
if you're not willing to have social media be prepared to be lonely.
if you're not willing to have dating apps be prepared to be lonely.
please keep in touch with your old teenage friends. please. eventually they will be everthing you have from your past self.
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>>84797407
I mean it's better than being a bitter incel, at least he can derive some pleasure from his condition. No need to be so mad about it anon, you don't have to be into it if you don't want to.
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>>84797817
Not the anon but I would have totally gotten a cuck fetish from that if I didn't have one already
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>>84797509
You need to make friends with your peers and profs and network if you want any chance of getting a decent job after you graduate. If you don't do this, you will probably be working at Taco Bell or Amazon Warehouse.
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>>84797817
>Being a cuck faggot is better than never having sex

Genuinely kill yourself holy shit. No one can be this delulu
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>>84792912
>extremely poor
>hungry
>constant brain fog
>envious of all the well off people having the time of their lives
uni sucked ass
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>>84797856
>Never having sex and seething about it is better than never having sex and getting off to it
I mean of course the better alternative is to straighten out your life and eventually get into a relationship, but that can be done in both cases. I'd argue the cuck is more likely to eventually start talking to women. Incels are too busy being mad at women to really be able to consider them people. Cucks at least tend to put them on a pedestal, although they still objectify them.
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>>84792912
>What was your college/university experience like?
Played League of Legends in my room all day when I wasn't in class. I did drink and go to bars with my roommates but I never got laid or anything sadly. I wish I could go back in time and slap myself for wasting that god amazing opportunity. Away from my parents for the first time, surrounded by 18 year old sex hungry teens. I fucked it up.
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>>84797829
>would have totally gotten a cuck fetish from that if I didn't have one already
Right? Who wouldn't. Imagine hearing girls get fucked in the next room on the regular, while you can't even get a date. I'd destroy my dick to that
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>>84792912
Got bullied and had a pic of me spread around so had to do it online. Very light workload.
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I could easily be the guy on the right if I wasn't so damn lazy and antisocial. Even my walls are thin as fuck, I can hear a guy talk on his phone on the other side. If I ever bring in anything, my neighbors are in for a show.
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>>84798674
Based fellow gooner cuck



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