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Do foids ever go prison lesbian?
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>>84795414
Imagine them all trying to dominate each others sexually but only being able to hump, and never being able to satisfy their need to assert their dominance; A hierarchy never forming from their lack of penetrative ability.
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>>84795414
I have thought about it, but unfortunately it's moids for me because I want to get pregnant someday.
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>>84795448
>I have thought about it,
Why did u consider it
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Yuri pic
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>>84795470
Moids scare me and I don't trust them.
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>>84795639
That's kinda pathetic
You'd rather eat pussy than talk to a guy? Lol
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As a teen no boys wanted me and I was lesbo for a bit but I grew out of it, I'm just a bi that can't get women. It's not as easy to get lesbian sex as you guys think it is. Women are just as picky towards other women as they are towards men. Yeah they will match with me but I've never been able to lick a pussy despite hours of trying on dating apps. Not even ugly I'm barely overweight, decently cute, well groomed, nice style, just not Stacy
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>>84795654
Unironically. How am I supposed to find moids to talk to?
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>>84795661
How often do you go for girls vs guys?
>>84795663
I would've suggested me by my yuri fetish overpowers that desire
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I'm a prison lesbian who cannot court a woman for the life of me, and is unfortunately stuck to pinkpilling men who I can squint my eyes at and pretend are women.
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>>84795654
damn nigga youre scaring the hoes
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>>84795697
I got banned off Her for being transphobic for saying real women only lol but I did match with a few cuties that got my hopes up :( There are like no bi/lesbian women on other dating apps and I know a lot of cute lesbians are gold star and would never want me because I'm dick tainted which is their right I won't lie to them. I'm std free I just want to eat pussy but not a married woman's
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>>84795705
So you went straight with extra steps?
>>84795731
A shame there isn't a lesbian grindr
Have u tried discord?
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>>84795750
No disc wants your anus print and social security number to join fetish servers. I had to give two forms of real id with my info blacked out to join the woman only (nonsexual) group I'm in right now. With trannies everybody is very cautious now. But I value my privacy I don't even have social media so I hate to do it
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>>84795773
Does sound like a bit much
I should open a lesbian server and ask for nudes x3
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>>84795750
I'm hoping that if I force her to grow a fat rack, make her infertile, pay for her srs, do her makeup everyday and take her out in only dresses, I can fool myself well enough. I have been unsuccessful in my ventures thus far.
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>>84795800
Is it really prison lesbian if you're dating a guy?
What if I took a woman and transitioned her into a hairy guy?
I think you're just normal lesbian
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i made breakfast ^_^
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>>84795661
You have to be really bad not to be able to get a lesbian woman cause so many of them will date a masculine girl
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>>84795414
I'm not gay but my friend is, I let her do stuff to me because she wants it
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>>84797150
you eat her out when she wants it?
damn I wish I could crack a bro when im bored
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>>84797151
I don't reciprocate, it's all her to me
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>>84797154
so she eats you out?
sorry like hows does this go? like shes horny and then asks if you wanna fuck?
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>>84797157
Yeah pretty much. I don't have to do anything, and it feels good so I don't mind.
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>>84797154
>>84797150
>I'm straight but I let my girl friend eat ny pussy...

Every straight woman might as well be a closeted lesbian. Bet you'd like it if you were to eat her pussy, but you don't want to admit it.
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>>84797169
would you ever get on your knees and get fucked doggy style by her?
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>>84797169
>it feels good so I don't mind
And that's the point of no return. How does it feel knowing you can't ever form a healthy relationship with a guy? And likely, you will end up marrying a dyke after being fed up with men and refusing to put in effort.
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>>84797182
Mm no, that doesn't appeal to me at all. I'm straight

>>84797191
How? she doesn't have a pepis

>>84797197
sure thing whatever you say kid

lol
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>>84797203
>How? she doesn't have a pepis
strapon obviously
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>>84797206
Maybe if she asked I guess. Don't think she's into that tho
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>>84797203
I have a cousin like you. She ditched her "abusive" ex-boyfriend for a Chinese woman. Loved going out to clubs, seeing girls, eating pussy (and getting it ate), while still in a relationship with the guy. So I'm not kidding when I say that's what will happen to you too.
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>>84797232
Nice anecdote, zero of those things appeals to me
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>>84797230
what is she into?
how much has she done to you?
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>>84797203
>>84797232
And like you, I'm sure it all started out with just trying out freaky stuff for fun, and because it felt "good". With a woman she now claims she is happier than ever. Utterly damaged goods unable to pair bond with a male, and bringing shame and embarrassment upon the entire family.
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>>84797232
>>84797248
Oh noooo, the tragedy and calamity of nona choosing the purest form of love over abusechad. Who could possibly fathom such horrors?
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>>84797240
>Nice anecdote, zero of those things appeals to me

But you probably are starting to get urges to have your "friend" give you multiple orgasms with her tongue. You wouldn't even think to share it if you truly were straight. But yet, here you are, contemplating it, because if you weren't thinking about it, you wouldn't talk about it.
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>>84797203
>Mm no, that doesn't appeal to me at all. I'm straight

I just know for a fact if a guy claimed to be straight while admitting he lets his male friend "do stuff to him" because it "feels good" not only you but LITERALLY EVERY OTHER PERSON would think he's definitely gay and closeted.

Why do foids aways get a pass with this stuff? You're NOT straight. If you were, you wouldn't let that shit happen in the first place. You're closeted bi at best
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>>84797269
Maybe if she weren't such a slut he wouldn't have abused her.
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No, we are prison straights. I have desperately tried for years to get a girlfriend or have sex with women. Its not possible, its even harder for a woman to get a girlfriend than a man. I have started trying to date men and it is awful. Literally everyone on the planet just wants an attractive girl in their life that loves them
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>>84797287
why don you just post your asshole in a discord, like this anon said? >>84795773
since your so desperate
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>>84797272
I have to share it because dumb people who don't know me think they're experts, able to dictate my life better than I know it myself

>>84797277
Except I am straight and don't have any romantic interest or attraction to women.

>"Let me tell you what is inside your mind and heart!"
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>>84797248
>>84797283
Imagine all the shame and embarrassment she will feel when her woman explores all her erogenous zones. Her erogenous zones that they both share and cherish. To know the perfect pressure to press her clit. How gently her boobs have to get kneaded. How to sweetly talk to her. Emotionally capture her. Stimulate her mind and body. Fall in the loving embrace and skillful tongue of a woman who loves women as much as her. Tsk tsk, such a shame! Such a shame for them to one day walk down the aisle, bro and bro, sis and sis.
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>>84797287
It's easiest thing ever as a woman. Casual sex dating doesn't work for men because dating apps are heavily biased towards women. However, if as a woman you set your preferences to women then it's that easy. Plus your "straight" friends can all be convinced to do gay shit, take >>84797169
As an example. You just suggest masturbating together with them and take it from there.
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>>84797328
>Except I am straight and don't have any romantic interest or attraction to women.

Doesn't matter, if you let another girl hit you're not straight. You think guys who get caught having sex with other guys don't get labeled as gay just because they didn't have romantic feelings for each other?
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>>84797345
I wish I knew how to make female friends....my only long term friendships are with boys....breaks my (CIS) lesbo heart.......tsk tsk.......,,,,,,,
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tfw iwn be a cuck for a lesbian couple of fembots i actually met a extremely hot woman on discord who would have been into that sort of thing, but i was an autistic retard back then (5 years ago) so it went nowhere
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>>84797328
Ever heard of the term "grooming"? Well, actually if an old man were licking your pussy as a young girl, would you too be okay with letting him just because it feels good, even though you have no attraction to him? Doesn't this seem wrong to you? And how would a woman you're not attracted to, who is the same sex btw, be any different? Perhaps it's because you don't understand your own psychology that it's ridiculed.
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>>84797372
I wish a milf would take advantage of me.....
>>84797385
Women are beautiful. Old balding men that reek of imminent death are repugnant. False comparison.
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>>84797372
>tfw iwn be a cuck for a lesbian couple of fembots
this thread is tickling my yuricuck brain
I just need a lesbian to lock me in chastity and throw away the key
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>>84797385
Now, you claim to only let her lick your pussy, but clearly, you're open to suggestion. Smaller sexual encounters naturally escalate to more, until you can't get enough of her. That's how this works.
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>>84797356
what a delulu mindset lmao

>>84797385
One situation has no control or power. I do, in my situation. I can choose how things are
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>>84797150
Nona, how did your friendship get so close to where you trust her enough to let her eat you out? I want to know the right timing and dynamic too, nona.
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>>84797409
>what a delulu mindset lmao

What is "delulu"? The logic literally 99% of people use?
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>>84797421
And I am. A girl lover. That's why I want to know.
The most sexual thing I've done with a girl is lay on her tits like pillows, which is amazing, but god, I want so much more. Maybe tickle her a bit? Give her a massage? I want to make her smile though, I don't want me being a creeper dyke to get in the way. If she says no, I'll respect it.
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>>84797409
But you yourself claim you're not attracted to women. Yet by having sex with women, you're letting LGBT ideology dominate you. You think you can control it, but you can't.
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>>84797453
Look at the average sexually charged thread aimed towards women posted on this board. A few days ago for example, choking a crying woman on a fleshlight while she's tied down and jackhammering her. Absolutely disgusting, not focused on the woman's pleasure at all.
Its no wonder gals crave sweet, tender loving from other gals.
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This thread can't stop making me smile too, because the sheer concept of such a trusting friendship blossoming with a girl friend, that she will let you give her tender romantic kisses. Its so extremely adorable. I hope I'm able to treat a gal so well like this someday. I'm going to think about this thread daily for a while.
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>>84797504
>I'm going to think about this thread daily for a while
youre welcome
im just a degenerate who watched too much lesbian porn as a boy and now Im addicted to it
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>>84797477
>Implying women want to have sweet, tender sex with men

Nona...
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>>84797453
>you're letting LGBT ideology dominate you

Except not, because I'm not gay.

>>84797442
People here maybe, not normal and healthy minded people

>>84797421
It didn't happen right away or all at once. It was incremental more trust
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That is not possible scenario because women have high standards towards other women as well
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>>84797515
>im just a degenerate who watched too much lesbian porn as a boy and now Im addicted to it
Yeah like all trannies
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>>84797520
Women want to feel safe. Biologically, this is because they are physically vulnerable for nine months, and have to trust the father to both not hurt them, and raise the child.
Considering all this, if abusechad doesn't repulse her, then she is completely retarded.
>>84797563
>It was incremental more trust
I can only imagine. I'm picturing a years long friendship. With regular cuddles and hugs. Did it come up naturally/casually?
I'd love to fall in love with a girl best friend and have it happen naturally. And take good care of her and her heart.
>>84797515
Any gal loving discussion is a good discussion.
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>>84797563
>People here maybe, not normal and healthy minded people

Nona, if i went up to my family members and friends and asked them about whether or not a woman willingly having sex with another woman is gay or not, they'd 100% say it is. It doesn't matter if romantic feelings aren't involved. If you have sex with someone of the same gender, that makes you either gay or bi. "Sexual attraction" does not concern romantic attraction, there's a reason why aro and ace are different categories. An aromantic person can still be gay, straight or bi or whatever. Why is that so hard for you to understand, nona? Your thought process makes no sense to me.
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>>84797626
Literally the opposite of everything you said is what the truth is
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>>84797679
Can you elaborate on it instead of just saying "WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG" like you've been doing this whole time? You're not convincing anyone nona
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>>84797586
>Yeah like all trannies
im not trans
I hate trans women in my lesbian porn actually so im a terf degenerate
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>>84797689
I said before, I'm just not interested in expending effort arguing with a delulu. Only normal people able to converse
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>>84797706
>I said before

Literally where? You've just been replying with "no u" all this time
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>>84797694
Where do you find videos of ecchi, loving couples instead of "male gaze" ones (if you get what I mean?) I usually look at solo women..and pov pussy licking vids. Both povs.
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>>84797775
unironically pornhub, I think I have curtailed my recommended so I get the real stuff, but idk maybe I need a lesbian to judge me

how would I be able to send a video I downloaded?
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>>84795414
i was sort of bullied into being lesbian in middle/high school. i'm not into women anymore. it was a... bad time for me...
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>>84797816
omg thats horrible
what happened?
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>>84797818
um, i don't know. i had a bad home life, a girl at my school started isolating me, lovebombing, you know how it is. she got me to like shoplift and do breakins with her too. kinda just took over my life for awhile. it started with cuddling then she started groping me (as a joke she said) and by the time she was making me lick her i never really told her no to anything and i thought she was the only person i could trust.
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>>84797816
But nona, i thought all women were bisexual nona
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>>84797871
>Lived through a literal dream and yet still complains

Yep. You're a woman alright
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>>84797886
you're imagining she's hot arent you
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how do lesbians decide on what to get for dinner? do they both say they're not hungry and then try to steal each others invisible french fries?
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>>84797918
Why would you do all that shit with her if she wasn't hot, you fucking retard?

>B-b-but but but muh grooming

Foids will never learn they can either say no or report to others, will they?
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>>84797926
NOW we're asking the real questions, kek. I also wonder what happens when both are on their period. Is that where the high statistics for domestic violence among lesbian couples comes from?
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>>84797950
why are you pretending not to know what a bad decision is
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>>84797998
So you admit it was your fault. That's good at least, now get out of the thread
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>doing a pussy blood snowball exchange when we're both cycling
hhhhhhhnnnnnghhhh
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as a woman i can't think of anything less erotic than lesbian sex. it just seems spiritually impotent somehow. lesbian romance in fiction is so difficult to actually make interesting it may as well not exist. the most ideal relationship is either an eternally young and beautiful heterosexual couple akin to adam and eve, or two beautiful young boys
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>>84798062
>or two beautiful young boys
young boys are watching warhammer 40k lore videos and calling each other fags
you dont know how men work foid
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>>84798021
do I even want to know what that is?
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>>84795414
One time as a kid I got my phone taken away and couldn't watch porn anymore, so I started watching videos of girls kissing on YouTube even though I don't like girls. It worked well though
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>>84798093
obviously i'm not referring to actual 3d males (gross) but idealized fictional boys. and even if we're talking 3d, it's only latent tranny uggos who watch autistic lore videos, not beautiful young boys.
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>>84798697
What do you think beautiful young boys are doing then?
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>>84798681
>pmsing
>69
>try to cum at the same time
>i eat her poosay: keep her cream and blood in my mouth, no swallowing
>she eat my poosay: same deal
>we kiss
>kiss and mix our spit and viscera
Its very poetic!
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>>84795414
Yes, obviously
Retarded fucking thread made by straight moid who has a lesbian fetish
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>>84798062
>young boys
Pedophile. This is disgusting delete this.
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you you want to be a basic bitch
DONT YOU
you you want me to take you home
i can take you back home if you want to
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
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>>84795663
That's actually a good question that I never really thought about
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SO WHAT
ILL BEAT YO ASS
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>>84798707
not being disgusting low class vulgar little demons who shout slurs on games, probably. ideally they should be highly literate, sophisticated and well mannered
>>84798765
no
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>>84798937
>probably. ideally they should be highly literate, sophisticated and well mannered
How is reading books about the economy and logistics of the grim darkness of the far future illiterate? :/
I could have been your cute prettyboy bf but I read Warhammer 40k novels and write short stories about if Lionel Johnson betrayed the emperor instead of playing football or playing league of legends it's over
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>>84798741
I mean yeah, isnt it obvious
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damn, lesbians are picky as well? I thought you gals had it better compared to us, I never saw a lesbian alone
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>>84799118
Everyone is picky in their own ways even if they think they aren't. Nothing makes you more annoyed at other women then dating them.
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>>84798957
it's just a lower form of art as evidenced by the sorts of people who like it. it's not exactly on par with playing footbal or LoL though. reading actual literature however would be better than all of those things
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>>84799151
>eading actual literature however would be better than all of those things
Like what? All the stuff I read in high school already?
Funny how nerdy femcels push away the demographic they are unironically closest to their hobbies because of their weird irrational ick to gamer men this is why I don't fuck with uggos :P
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>>84799167
who said i want to date anyone? i don't care about you or your penis. i only care about cute fictional boys who don't shit, piss or smell
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>>84797950
>Foids will never learn they can either say no or report to others, will they?

Women will always only say no to men. Women are immune so lesbians are free to go around doing everything a stereotyped male rapist would do and they can get away with it too.
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>>84799477
That's why, as a male, it's important you watch your straight gfs/wives around women who claim to be bi or lesbian, especially around lesbians, and never let your guard down, and if you must, end any gay friendships they have.
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>>84799206
Kek well enjoy your wattpad smut you of all people shouldn't have any say in what's considered a lower work of art
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>>84799127
Tell me about it. There's a reason why tranny on lesbian porn took off, in particular I remember one self-hating lesbian talking shit about her history of failed past relationships with women, and how she was sick of it and turned letting a troon cum in her pussy into a whole lesbian cuck fetish. It was hot but disturbing at the same time.
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>>84799552
I'm bi and have dated everything basically and other women have been the most annoying experience honestly even if I still love them so much.
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>>84799599
Well, women are like this all the time with men, even men they aren't dating but who are romantically interested in them. Now you know.



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