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women make men happy

it's literally impossible to not crave girls
it's an instinct and it's simply irresistible

and no it is not sexual only, otherwise there would be no lonely men/incels where you can get hookers (basically in most places in the world)
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>>84806827
what if you're a woman who doesn't know how to act like a woman.
even ugly women can get way more attention than they "should" when they use their feminine charm on men, act cute, etc. but if you're too awkward to know how to do that then no man's ""i crave women"" instinct will ever trigger around you.
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>>84806827
I believe this is why most men are depressed. I realised something the other day. Lets say a man goes to therapy and the therapist is a REALLY hot woman with massive breats and a slim figure.

Would you feel happier if she
>A) told you random shit about being depressed and how to combat with generic garbage advice
Or
>B) She let you have passionate sex with her right there
I realised there is no need for therapy for men or anything like that. We just want to fuck women and conquer them. That's all that makes us happy.
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>>84806827
>be me
>bust a nut
>desire is gone
idk man, seems pretty fake to me
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>>84806827
So does someone know how to get one of these?
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>>84806874
You need to talk to a make therapist instead.
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>>84806873
Woman is woman. Being autistic doesn't reduce your value. Your feminity is wired to your brain. It's not an act but a nature. I love all women including you.
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>>84806827
that only applies to sex
women control sex

but men control relationships
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>>84806990
The woman store
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>>84806827
it's easy to get girls tho
it just clicks eventually
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>>84806827
>>84806874
You saps need the doll pill
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>>84806827
What if I don't want to pay a whore who will phone it in and obviously not enjoy it, making it an awkward potentially mentally scarring experience
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>tfw no weird rodent girl to make me happy
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>>84807059
It isn't, try autism + growing up with no mother or mother figure.
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>>84808207
If you had a doll like this how would you fuck it?
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>>84806827
Really? They just piss me off
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>>84808154
>it's easy to get girls tho
>it just clicks eventually
i wish
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>>84806827
>women make men happy
I have been in a few relationships before and they made me miserable. I'm feeling better now that I'm single.
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>>84806827
Yeah. Just yeah... I struggle to maintain goals for myself or be motivated to look nice. But if I had a pretty girl encouraging me it wouldn't be an issue.
>>84808207
Ew. Also dolls can never replicate the real thing.
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>>84808266
>If you had a doll like this
spoiler: I do
Not to hijACK the thread. I assume you mean how I fuck her without messing her up. Dressing, posing her for pictures, undressing her, and maneuvering her into a sex position where I will not break her becomes a painstaking all-day ordeal.
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>>84809007
Can you explain in better detail how you fuck her. So you lick and clean the coom out sometimes? Do you take her outside and show her off to others as your waifu
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>>84806827
As a six foot ex chad I no longer wish to attain a woman. I wanna BE the woman now and stuff my butt with bbc dildos while gooning to sissy hypno. I would never have sex with guys tho since that would be gay lol
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>>84809024
You need to know how to use mineral oil, petroleum jelly and hydrogen peroxide. Mineral oil for wiping stains off the outside and sealing areas of the skin that are prone to creasing and cracking, and hydrogen peroxide for the holes. Petroleum jelly for sealing in the color of your doll's ToT area makeup making it resilient against rubbing off.

If I have all day free, usually it's spent like this spread out over the entire day:
>Agonize over how to best dress doll today to maximize both horny and check an outfit off my list (3-6 hr.)
>Grope/take dozens of pictures of doll clothed (2 hr.)
>Get horny/inspired
>Manhandle doll into missionary and appreciate the physical contact
>Tired and distracted from the workout
>Repeat Step 2 (2 hr.)
>Get horny inspired
>Undress doll with painstaking caution (1 hr.)
>Tired and distracted again


>Do you take her outside and show her off to others as your waifu
I post her here so often I hope people are saving her pictures
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>>84808207
i took the doll pill, it smells like toxic chemical waste and i kicked it out of my bed after a couple days
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>>84806827
women are beautiful and deserve respect and love and kindness and understanding
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>>84809257
Women deserve 1000 years of enslavement and rape to restore the balance of nature because you simps gave them power no human should ever have
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>>84806827
Yes, but it must be rightly ordered. There is a design and an intention behind our natural desire. It ought to be respected or at least considered
Your soul desires virtue when your flesh craves evil. Not mere evil against God, but against the very women you desire and ultimately against yourself
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>>84808219
I had no father figure yet I'm no less of a man. Stop finding for excuses for your problems. You are responsible for your life. Not taking accountability is a woman's trait so you're already there.
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>>84810130
Lool at this cickligiom copr lol
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>>84806827
*14-25 year old women. Older ones are just ugly hags in 80 % of all cases and no old, ugly, fat, used up, bitter, boring but at the same time utterly demanding stinky holes are not something that makes me happy. The average women outside looks like pic related.
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>>84809007
Oh, so...like a real woman then?
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>>84811018
There's a simp spamming her DMs right now. It's not comparable and there's no redemption, women always win.
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>>84806827
Stop being bitter and the girls will come
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>>84806827
Sex makes men happy.
Women make men's lives hell.
The best is when you fuck a girl and manage to leave before she wakes up and starts her dumb bullshit



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