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What's the most pathetic degrading humiliating thing you've had happen to you anon, what was the event that made you know you were a robot
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>>84807420
I fell for a scam on okcupid after I my 1st gf broke up with me and some scammer threatened to send my willy to everyone on my facebook, but nothing happened after I threatened to get the cops involved, that's probably my lowest point ever
that being said, the blackmailer never once did call my willy small so a silver lining to everything, I have an objectively above average looking penor
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>>84807420
I booked an escort to finally lose my v-card (didn't say that to her obviously) but when I showed up to the hotel, at the door she looked me up and down, pityingly laughed and said

>"Oh no honey, you need to get yourself a girlfriend for this."

she then kissed me on the cheek and rubbed my shoulder with a warm look, but sent me on my way and shut the door.
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>>84807420
I would've killed both of them and then myself.
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>>84807420
I got a boyfriend but before being able to sleep with him, he had sex with my mom instead
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>>84807420
Nothing particularly egregious, just a lot of shitty stuff accumulating over time, partly due to my own stupidity, partly due to how evil women are.
>first girl I ever had sex with was a chick who was dating some other guy at the time
>I tried to convince her to leave him for me and she said she would
>next time I'm over at her place, boyfriend is there and while we're all watching a movie they leave to go to their bedroom
>I went home immediately because I'm not sticking around to get cucked even though I guess I technically cucked him first
That taught me all women are disloyal whores
>Next girl would act flirty and then when I tried to make a move she'd act like a cunt
>she had a huge pair of tits and a fat ass so I kept pursuing for 3 years before finally moving on
That probably fucked with my head the most. The emotional whiplash I stuck around and subjected myself to couldn't have been healthy.
>dozens of girls ghosting on dating apps or after cold approaching in public
>dozens of girls acting flirty and then later telling me they had a boyfriend because they were only trying to manipulate me to do something for them

Women are garbage.
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Dated a single mom from a different country, she needed a visa and wanted to get married asap. Over time I got the impression we weren't exactly suited for each other long-term, and she told me she would never have dated me ten years ago (seemed like she was kind of a party girl back then). Anyway I remained friendly, worried about her a lot, helped her financially to pay her bills and bought her kid gifts etc. She still wanted to get back together but then tells me she blew over half the money I gave her on cosmetic surgery while visiting her home country. So all financial pressure was on me to provide, which she saw was normal for a man to do. One day I get a text asking for a ride to the airport (I'd given her and her kid a ride there a bunch of times for free). I pick her up early in the morning and she's alone dressed in a skimpy nightgown, smiling and teasing. Weird. Driving to the airport (1+ hour away) and I finally ask who she is going to see, assuming it's a friend or relative. She says she's going to see a guy she met and is staying over his place, expects me to drive to pick her up late the following night. I told her I was disappointed she would ask me that and she just seemed beyond bored by me saying that and told me I was friend and audibly sighed when I repeated that I was disappointed. Maybe pathetically I still felt bad for her, because she had hoped I would marry her, guessed she did that because she was hurt and wanted to hurt me etc, so I text her a week or so later wishing her well but she never replied.
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not a single moment, at least none that iw ant to mention even anonymously
it was just a slow grind on my self esteem that lead me to become avoidant and fail at life
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>>84807420
Moids at school would do all sorts of things.
They would pull my skirt and panties down in front of people. When I went to the toilet they'd all follow me into the ladies room and stand around outside the stall saying gross things. Get their dicks out and slap them on the door or walls while telling me all the things they were gonna make me do. I'd just sit there crying until they left, busting but too scared to go because they'd make fun of the noise. And too scared and embarassed to tell anyone what they were doing.
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>>84807709
She had your balls in her purse it's insane you kept doing things for her. Maybe I'm missing some context but holy shit dude.
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>>84807420
Clocking in at work
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In 8th grade I wrote a heartfelt letter to a girl I liked and thought I had a chance with, confessing my feelings and asking her to be my girlfriend. Yeah she shared it with everyone and everyone had a go at me. Even the teacher chuckled in the background at her desk (little wonder as she hated me, but not for good reason as I was a little know-it-all autist)

20+ years later and I can still feel the crush in my chest.
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>>84807420
Living. It's an endless march toward nothing. And death isn't an escape. Trapped in a cosmic prison.
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>>84809079
That's actually terrible anon. Probably never shared your feelings with another one again huh?
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>>84809740
I did once more in 11th grade, also got rejected but at least she kept it private and handled it with a bit more class.
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>>84807420
desu the most humiliating thing about my life is just being completely ignored. so much wasted potential all cause my parents wouldnt address my blatant mental illness, and i would get picked on relentlessly at school. i'd take a more normal life with some major humiliations over this.
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One day in 8th grade I had gotten bad grades so my mother came to school with me one day and sat with me in all my classes and talked to my teachers about my homework.
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>>84807485
What made her say that
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>>84807420
that's kinda cute she let him share in her little moment hah
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>>84810174
Whores don't like fucking virgins because they either do something that hurts her physically out of ignorance or the virgin gets weird and emotionally attached to the first person he has sex with
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>>84807709
This has to be the worse one ITT
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>>84807420
I made and shared an amateur pron sextape of myself online. Kinda taboo kink stuff not really socially acceptable. I shared it on 4chan and posted about it to mixed results. Some anons shamed me for it, whilst others proudly proclaimed they were fapping to it. I used to think it was kinda hot and risque to drip feed details about my life and act like I wanted to be exposed for it but no one ever did. It was thrilling to post stuff like my name or nudes knowing this could get me in trouble irl. Well, one day someone did. They found out who I was and then showed the video to my mother. Not my proudest moment as a son. She didn't really bring it up much when it happened and I pretty much stopped talking to her because of how awkward it feels. I feel terrible, but I wonder how she feels about it. I'll be fine because I did it to myself and the video has been out there for a long time and I've been kinda shameless about it as a resultbso I'm desensitized, but she's the one who has to live with the fact that a stranger showed her a video of her son letting a full grown male German shepherd pump his rectum full of dog cum all on camera. I regret exposing myself to get my rocks off but I really regret involving her.
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>>84808802
That's fucking crazy I don't believe it.
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>>84810294
you may as well post the video after all that
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>>84809079
Same here. I did it in poem format because i fancied myself the sensitive creative type. I wanted to fucking die.
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>>84810294
Hey chance, how ya been?
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>>84810303
I got banned last time
>>84810318
Take a guess
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>>84810339
what made you do that though? did you have an attraction to animals or did you just want a realistic sex toy?
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>>84810339
Sorry to hear that. Well the worst is over I imagine so now you can focus on getting your shit together. Im just some goober on the internet but i hope things go well for you.
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People recorded me shitting at school and posted it online
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>>84807709
Brutal. You definitely dodged a bullet by not marrying this cunt.
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>>84807420
Honestly, there was no big thing. I'm an autist, but I'm high IQ, so I'm good at faking being normal, to some degree. I hate doing it so I can never actually look really normal or make friends, but I can hide my weirdness well enough that people are willing to ignore me, and I don't get targeted for bullying.

It comes at a price though. I'm super neurotic and scared to be myself, all the time. I can't even tell what my real feelings are and what's a projection I made up for convenience sometimes. Tbf my family also has a large part in that too, so I've kind of just been fucked from the beginning
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>>84810350
A bit of column A, a bit of column B. I guess I did have an obsession with knotted dicks but that was second to my attraction to animals. Somehow I became sexually attracted to a dog and even a little romantically as well.
>>84810353
I'm not even 100% sure though which is the part that gets to me. She called me one day panicked saying someone has been calling her saying how "her son had sexual relations with a customers dog" I don't know if the video was a part of that or if it was just purely verbal and over the phone. I mean it's more than likely the video was involved but she never actually said if she saw it so I don't fucking know and it keeps me up at night. I can't exactly call her up and ask her cause what if she didn't see it?
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>>84807587
I don't get why guys don't understand they create the women that fuck them over.
Here you are telling a girl to leave a guy for you, and somehow it doesn't wrap around your head that another guy can and probably would do that same BS.

But yeah, they're all whores anyway. And most guys are retarded and enable them, or sleep around and pretend it doesn't matter for them, which women will see as a reason to do the same.
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>>84810385
I feel like she would have freaked out a lot more if she saw the video. Youll probably be okay.
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>>84807420
I invited my babys mother to my house to talk about getting back together about 2 years after she monkey branched to some faggot, she stayed at my house for almost 4 hours while I attempted to molest her, she brought up marriage (why would I marry a cheating whore?) and I reminded her of the guy she cheated on me with and I think they are still together to this day, because that guy is a gigasimp, plus she has a huge gut now

I think I did regain some of my dignity back when she texted me a few months later and I told her to fuck off tbdesu
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>>84807587
god damn you are brown.
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>>84810442
She is kind of weirdly understanding of things and has an idgaf attitude about what kind of dumb shit her kids do but I think you're right. After I told her some ba story about why that person was calling and told a few lies, she did say something a long the lines "I told them my son is an adult and what he does doesn't affect me, I don't care if he wants to have sex with dogs, well I mean if they're my customers dogs it affects me but you get the point"

So I interpreted it as
>"I don't know if it's true but if it is I don't care"
Or
"I know it's true and in subtly telling you I don't really care"
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>>84810467
How many dogs have bred your bussy since then
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>>84810467
Well dang. Your mom is extremely chill it sounds like.
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>>84810519
Since when?
Since the video was made?
>Same dog from the video 4 or 5 more times
>3 different dogs, one time each, but I didn't get mounted I had to jerk them off and then stick their erect cock up my ass and push my ass onto it
Since she found out her son is a movie star?
None
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>>84810532
She can be sometimes. But she's also known to mask her true feelings and just play it cool. It's kinda 50/50 with her. It's also worth noting that my exposer wasn't someone from here. It was a she, and she was some random from a porn site(the same one that hosts a majority of the copies of my video)that saw my pathetic begging and wanted to play ball. This person didn't have the usual restraint people here have. She was spamming yelp and google reviews talking about it too.l while she continuously called my mom demanding ransom to make the reviews go away. The reviews didn't mention a video but did call out the abuse. Took way too damn long to get those down but I didn't think anyone really saw. Though for a while when the copy I uploaded while I was stuck in my "spincycle"(thats what I call it now when I'm in goonmode) could very easily be found with a Google search because it was uploaded with the title "First Name Last Name exposed for fucking dogs" and it would appear as the first result so with such an easy name to lookup it could theoretically be possible that this person mentioned that title and told my mom to search it where she would have undoubtedly clicked on it out of curiosity where she would have been met with the unmistakable sight of her son being ravaged by a dog in the garage of our old house right in front of the washer and dryer. I dunno it's a lot to process.
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>>84810572
I can't tell if you're LARPing or not.
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>>84810606
There were more but this was the only screenshot I saved.
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>>84810572
PLOT TWIST
Your mom was the one black mailing you.
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>>84810664
That's be funny but it wasn't a person calling or blackmailing me, it was a person calling and blackmailing my mother.
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>>84807420
Older guy I worked with told me to my face "I hope my son doesn't grow up to be like you"
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>>84807420
Is it bad if I think that's really hot
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You people are fucked
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>>84807538
You should lower your standards and settle for incels who don't want to have sex at all, but all you want are sex obsessed chads
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>>84812713
You have the soul of a cuck
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>>84814030
women reap what they sow
no need to be jealous of women who get laid



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