https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRLUL8T5xAk

I miss 2014 /r9k/

>>84810304
which part of 2014 /r9k/?

>>84810273
This image is too much

>>84810330
I burst into tears upon reading it

>>84810273
man that caption is so cruel. i used to be that guy. life is just meant to be pain for some people i guess.

>>84810348
>the ghost of elliot rodger?

>>84810363
no the guy who hasnt left the gc or whatever. sometimes i feel the ghost of elliot rodger coming inside me when i see a blonde foid thoughever.

>>84810376
i really do not care about your self pity. i care that you are the ghost of elliot rodger. elliot what is like there in the great beyond? is it as grand as you had hoped? did you get your 72 beautiful virgin foids?

>>84810381
no i have to listen to my sister through her bedroom door get manhandled her boyfriend all day. at night i have to wander the streets of isla vista watching short hapa's hook up with blonde foids effortlessly. its all very concerning.

>>84810415
why are you as the brother (and therefore co-owner of your sister with your father) not simply claiming your blood rites on your sisters hymen before whatever non-consanguineous mongrel does. i never thought the ghost of elliot rodger would be cucked in death as in life too. you need to be trying to figure out what sort of new and interesting ethnic mixtures you can make with your children by breeding two related hapas together

>>84810430
I wait around at barnes an noble for her to appear and approach me but she never does. this is how all relationships start and you know that.

>>84810438
no i would not know that. all of my own relationships have started either from being the stalker or stalkee but we were usually impersonating each other or covertly watching the other jack off in private. both of which are strongly discouraged - though not technically prohibited! - at barnes and noble. :(

at books-a-million they openly encourage it. :)

l remember the days when the beta uprising was just something we would jokingly shitpost about and not something that would lead to fbi agents ruining the board

>>84810623
Weird fedpost. You have no sense of humour. People like you are intimidated by the incels natural intelligence and wit. Cant believe I entertained you in this thread.

>>84810645
yeah man i am going to go slit my wrists right now because an anon gave me a c- in funposting. maybe all the other federal agencies can join in and slit their wrists too in #solidarity. do you think we would get extra credit for that? enough to bump it up to a solid c, or perhaps even a b-?

then again why do i give a fuck what a woman thinks, hmm

>>84810645
Natural intelligence and wit is redundant. Just say wit.

>>84810645
if you couldn't tell he was a horrendously unfunny faggot from his first post you're ngmi

>>84810633
>>84810645
my favorite part of federal agent posting is when federal agents start flooding threads pretending not to be federal agents by calling everyone else federal agents first. this is always the best tactic in mafia or games like among us. works every time.

>>84810673
Let he who is without horrendously unfunny faggot posts cast the first stone.

>>84810645
>>84810673
did she ghost you again bros

>>84810675
My favorite part is when Anons get annoyed at being left out of a joke and start shitting up the place.

>>84810678
okay! i am always funny. who wants to get stoned together?

>>84810669
wit requires intelligence but intelligence doesnt require wit
they are not synonymous and cannot be redundant
unless you are a midwit

>>84810692
>unless you are a midwit
Using midwit to mean of mediocre intelligence completely negates any point you were making.

>>84810694
midwit isnt mediocre, it is mid. mid-tier. average. mediocre isnt average. its worse than average.

>>84810700
Nope.
>The definition of mediocre is "of ordinary quality," "merely adequate," and "average."

>>84810700
The point was about using wit as interchangeable with intelligence when you just separated the two.

now THIS is what i call fedposting!

>>84810711
>three homosexual three letter agencies enter
>nobody leaves

>>84810709
mediocre has a colloquial understanding to mean sub-par or sub-average quality. average is in this case a negative, not a literal mathematical average.
>>84810710
wit in humor is separate from wit in intellect, both of which are different from intelligence

>>84810711
>>84810714
Sometimes people just like to argue, anon.

>>84810721
Mathematical averages are called like mean median and mode though? Average is what you do when you average them together into one like a face composite

>>84810721
A *colloquial* usage of a term is completely differently and, frankly, incorrect when compared against its *standardized* meaning. This is like trying to argue that African American Vernacular English is as formally accepted as Standard American or Standard British English. One is a language while the other is a dialect.

>>84810711
nah fedposting would b tryin to get anons to kys as demoral crap

>>84810738
i call this standard redditfaggot english personally

>>84810742
And lose the potential tax revenue from a good consoomer? Please. They just hypnotize them into trooning out with sissy hypno gooner porn.

>>84810742
>>84810747
I have no idea why you think federal agents dont just shitpost like the rest of us for the hell of it

>>84810751
I think feds dont even come to 4chan anymore. Probably holed up in some obscure telegram or discord server trying to get people to admit to crimes or something.

>>84810757
>telegram
>discord
they are on mastodon and other federated networks working with interpol on stings

>>84810757
Statistically a significant portion of current federal agents likely started as 4chan shitposting natives. They are among us fr fr

>>84810757
0 way moot didnt have any on staff and not know it
he didnt even check ids until he left

>>84810757
4chan has always cooperated with law enforcement. Only tourists ever thought this was a lawless land to brag about crimes. Everyone always laughed at that and loved when they took their terrorist bullshit elsewhere with their temper tantrums. Those faggots were never wanted.

>>84810778
moot was literally one of them
>allowed to keep 4chan up
>somehow never made money and always in debt but buddy buddy with vulture capitalists and spending $$$ like crazy
>met epstein
>cushy job at google
>gone after 5 years
moot is LITERALLY scully

>>84810781
The entire internet is backdoored you moron. Feds dont come here, they dont have to.

>>84810790
:o! that would explain why shes a woman now.. us agents have good healthcare and she would need witness protection.. AND she moved to japan?

>>84810794
Thank you for the genius input. What part of that disagreed with anything I said? The edgy tourists were the ones I said were unwelcome. Like the overly emotional antagonistic illiterate.

>>84810795
moot was always a woman idk wtf ur talking about. that cp guy was her bf

>>84810795
Japan is not particularly accepting of transgender bad mannered gaijin. Weird career move unless he was a weeb.

>>84810795
>tfw nobody ever posts pics of cute fem!moot
>>84810801
cp is moot and is a girl, girlmoot is somebody different.

>>84810797
You are illiterate. Not me

>>84810807
>unless he was a weeb.
>unless he, moot, was a weeb.
>unless he, moot, creator of 4chan, was a weeb.
>unless he, moot, creator of 4chan the anime site, was a weeb.
>unless he, moot, creator of 4chan the anime and pornography site, was a weeb.
>unless he, moot, creator of 4chan the anime, pornography, and anime pornography site, was a weeb.

>>84810810
>n-n-no u!!!!!
Compelling.

>>84810807
>unless he was a weeb.
Faggot Prime put in the weeaboo word filter.

>>84810825
that was snacks actually
funny moot always said he was the only admin when he literally had a famous co-admin and at least one other sysadmin

>>84810825
Why doesnt Hero do anything fun like this

>>84810815
Is it really creating to steal the code from Futanari Channel?