i used to be super anti anal because i am homophobic and i thought all the moids who are into anal are just closet fags. like i still think vaginal is objectively superior because it doesn't require prep. but butt stuff has its benefits. it has no consequences and all.recently i put something in my ass (my finger) with no lube out of curiosity and... it did not hurt at all and could slide in with no issue? i don't even have a loose asshole, it's rather small. then i started getting more comfortable with playing with my ass and it is actually such a nice sensation. i also imagine having your butthole licked must feel amazing because it is quite sensitive. i have not tried anything as big as a dick or dildo yet but i have been fingering my butthole before gooning and it actually feels pretty nice. i am going to purchase a butt plug and play with my pussy while it is inside. still scared to take a whole dick though because i don't think my tiny asshole could handle that but if i had a moid, i would slowly try to get used to it because it sounds like it could be fun. i like how it seemingly makes moids go crazy in porn because of the novelty. this really isn't as painful as i thought
>>84831483Sounds like some fag larp thread. Fuck off faggot women don't want anal.
>>84831483I milk my prostate a lot and its way better than regular orgasms. I see almost zero reason why a woman would be into it through without a prostate.
>foids stretching out their own holesdisgusting whores
>>84831483anal is fucking disgusting
Good luck on your road to discovering you're an FtM
>>84831499yeah retard most of them don't, i thought i didn't as well. lol if you think anal is taboo for fags like it is for real women.>>84831503i haven't tried deep penetration in my butt yet but sensations around the entrance feel pretty good. it's obviously not orgasmic. i use it more like foreplay before i masturbate with my pussy. a lot of things aren't going to be literally orgasmic. like having your boobs played with or your neck kissed. but they can still be arousing. i watch a lot of gangbang porn and find double or triple penetration hot.
>>84831527>a lot of things aren't going to be literally orgasmic.For me things have to be orgasmic or they do nothing for me sadly.
>>84831509false, i goon every day and my holes are still small>>84831517what's the correlation
>>84831483>i like how it seemingly makes moids go crazy in porn because of the novelty.It's less about novelty and more about sexual conquest.
>>84831558You want cocks in your ass because you're a gay man trapped in a woman's body.
>>84831558No they are not. Every dildo and plug you shove up your foul hole stretches it out, you've probably already lost your hymen to a dildo.You have no respect for your female body or the man that has to deal with your loose used up holes. It's his job to widen it and have it properly fitted for his cock.
>>84831568you want to conquer assholes because it's novelty>>84831578no, homos are gross
>>84831483>. i also imagine having your butthole licked must feel amazing because it is quite sensitive.can i be ur moid volunteer
I'm torn between wanting it to hurt and wanting it to be an act of extreme intimacy, union, and worship. I want to have every part of my future wife so naturally anal will be a nonnegotiable, she can't hold anything back or deny me anything because we will be one flesh. I'm a little torn about the idea of giving her orgasms. I don't like the idea of her keeping her sin and would ideally make the engagement or wedding involve me giving her a ring and the amputation of her clitoris which I would purify somehow but then preserve. But this all changes if she's a good woman, should such a thing be possible. I'd still want to take a trophy of sorts, perhaps the bloodied sheet from our wedding night to be preserved and framed or somehow made into an object. Taking her sin is really just a poor substitute for her cherry anyway, I'm merely trying very hard to cope with the idea of getting a wife in a world where 99.9% of women are not even worthy of shitting upon.If she's a genuine virgin and not a bad person I think I'd like the idea of giving her orgasms. I think I'd still prefer she orgasmed from her nipples, breasts are good. But if she's clean no part of her is dirty and being my precious wife I'd want to take care of her and make her feel good. I'm mutilated and that has fucked with my mind some, I can never enjoy sex as God intended because as a child I was sacrificed to demons by a pedophilic demon worship cult. My parents actually paid extra to have it done to me. I'll never forgive the evil serpent seedline but I am Adamic and carry the divine spark. I would die for my future wife, so nothing is out of the question when it comes to caring for her. Licking butthole seems equally as disgusting as performing oral sex on the vagina or clitoris, but if she's good, pure, clean, and true, I can't imagine objecting to it. I can't say for sure how I would act, and it's probably pointless to pontificate since such a unicorn is unlikely to exist.
With my mouth I think I would most want to kiss my wife's lips, her ear, her nape, her boobs. I like the idea of bruising her neck with a hickey. I want to kiss her wrist and feel her pulse. I imagine sharing a marital bed even if not touching the sound of her rhythmic breathing would be deeply comforting, hypnotic. I want more than just a wife, it's a spiritual thing. Mutualistic devotion and dissolution of our seperate selves.
>>84831615let's make it a twofer (i'll go second if ur not okay with indirect kiss)
>>84831483do you think youd want a moid with a large dick or smaller sized dick to take it up the butt
>>84831483OP, dont listen to muh prostate anon. the clitoris is a way bigger structure internally, and you can stimulate it from analalso post butthole
>>84831615we could try it>>84831617well no shit you can't have this you psychopath. you want a perfect virgin who will also act like a junkie streetwalker that took one million cocks in bed and that just does not exist. i am a virgin and a gooner. if i couldn't orgasm i would literally kill myself. i cannot think of anything i want more than being able to orgasm. but your sexual expectations are too much even for me.
>>84831669Your orgasm doesn't matter, your body is made to pleasure men. Sex is for male pleasure.
>>84831669dont u want to get to know your moid a little first, do you like anime/vidya, do you have a big a butt?
>>84831483are you open to the idea of a moid kissing/making out with your asshole
>>84831640i have never had sex but i think big dicks look nicer aesthetically but they are not practical if you are to have sex in real life, i think an ideal dick would be like 5.5-6 inches and any bigger than that would just be unpleasant, not unpleasurable for my small holes. i might be a gooner but i am not into deep penetration really. when i am horny and masturbating i only go like 3 inches deep. i would rather get fucked in the ass by a guy who has a smaller dick than one that has a big dick because i don't want to die from internal injuries and penetration is the most pleasurable around your entrance anyway.>>84831655it doesn't have to be orgasmic to be enjoyable. i enjoy some penetrative sensations and i haven't gone real deep yet but i highly doubt you can stimulate the clit from inside, either vaginally or anally. sounds like an anatomical myth. i have played with my pussy so much and i don't believe that things like the g-spot exists.
>>84831703>i might be a goonerhow much of a gooner are you, do you like doujin/hentai, if so what tags, do you own any toys or want any
>>84831679yeah sure nigger, don't come crying when she cucks you with a moid who actually makes her cum>>84831682i like anime. i don't have a big butt. it's more like medium sized. i am not fat.>>84831699sounds hot and makes me wet thinking about it>>84831713i masturbate multiple times every day. i prefer irl porn to hentai. i own three vibrators
>>84831703>I'm a virgin>i enjoy some penetrative sensationsYou are not a virgin.
>>84831733Justifying leaving your husband for better sexual pleasure?You are worthless female, I feel sorry for anyone who will have to deal with you.
>>84831733what genre of anime do you like, what do you think of anime boys who look like picrel, are you white
>>84831734i never had sex with anyone retard. did you stop being a virgin because you fucked your hand?>>84831742says the psychopath>>84831751mostly shounen. would smash. yes.
>>84831669Junkie streetwalkers are the majority of women. I explicitly don't want this as it's disgusting. If we're making baseless accusations here I think it's bad that you set orphanages on fire after trapping people inside. You are a sadist and want to put kittens, bunnies, and puppies in blenders but use a high torque low rpm motor so that the liquification happens extremely slowly. Female sexuality is like a baby bird. If she's pure anything she wants is also pure. But if you pick up a baby bird that fell out of its nest the momma bird will reject the baby if returned to the test because it is spiritually saturated, contaminated by a bad touch.The only way forward for a junkie streetwalker is bed to make up for that is with genuine contrition and atonement. Removing her sin she's still a whore, but the made a small effort and that might under ideal circumstances be enough to lie to yourself that she is worthy of love and protection. Forgoing orgasm is her penance, she can't give herself or be a real woman, but she can still give something. The ideal will always be a good woman though.Masturbation is a relatively safe way to discover the workings of one's own body, but it is dangerous. The safest way is to marry and dedicate each one's body to the other and learn through collaborative effort and due benevolence how best to care for the other.
>>84831767You did have sex already, your dildo is your first love.Get toastie roastie, you're the one foaming out in public how much you love shoving things up your ass and pussy because you're a degenerate "gooner". You're a disgusting woman. You should already know that.
>>84831767do you own the bunny vibrator, are you schlickng rn? would you like to ride a moids tongue as an anal dildo
>>84831483Would you let a r9k moid fuck your asshole?
>>84831483do you think gooning would be more fun with a moid gooning partner
>>84831483Prepping for anal is really easy. Giving yourself an enema takes 2 minutes.
>>84831483What is your opinion on moids that have stuck a finger up there themselves?
>>84831669Which country? What race are you?
>>84831801i have one that is not the exact same but functions similarly. i schlicked an hour ago. i think a tongue would feel so much better>>84831815never say never>>84831924i think masturbation should be an individual experience>>84831933i have never done that. i just washed my ass with water before playing with it and it seems to work but you would probably need an enema and stretch beforehand and a bunch of other equipment if you were going to take a whole dick.>>84831946not fond of homosexuals
>>84832041>i think masturbation should be an individual experiencewhat if you are edating a moid, you dont want to do anything online
>>84832041I use anal toys as part of crazy gooning experience I do every week. I learned early on that its important to clean your ass properly. At first I thought enemas were really gross and would make me ultra gay for doing it, but it honestly feels really good.
>>84832041>i think a tongue would feel so much betterwould it feel good if after your anus relaxes a bit your moid tongue slave slowly teases and rims your asshole
>>84832041>not fond of homosexualsGood, me neither. Owning a dildo or thrusting something would be really fucking gay, I'd never do that. But a finger or a plug like in ur OP to apply a little pressure? Turns male orgasm up to 11
>>84832041What does your butthole smell like? Do you sniff your fingers after?
I just did anal for the first time with my husband today. We both enjoyed it but he said he prefers vaginal and my pussy is tighter and feels better. Opposite of what i expected, I kinda preferred anal though cause piv hurts me.
>>84832060i don't date i only goon>>84832069my ass seems clean enough after i use a bidet>>84832086yesss that's all the most pleasurable spots>>84832125it probably smells like a butthole idk why would i sniff my fingers after>>84832132yeah i might be wrong because i never had sex but i feel like contrary to popular belief, piv might be more painful than anal because i had multiple instances where putting something in my pussy was painful but it has not happened in my ass yet
You can get attention from losers on r9k, but no real man will ever love you.
>>84832174do i look like i give a fuck about love
>>84832165>i don't date i only goonyou solo goon, how do you expect to find a moid one day, especially one who wants to worship your asshole with his tongue!
>>84831483I'm a guy that was never interested in anal until my ex. She kept pestering me about trying it and I didn't want to because poop and I love pussy. One day while messing around from behind she slowly slid my dick in her ass and I did the rest. She loved and I didn't hate it. I still prefer pussy and always will but it switches things up with your girl and if she likes it why not. Though I did tear her and cause her to bleed which took a bit to heal. I was afraid of some kind of infection so I put a bit of antibiotic ointment on her asshole after showering while it was healing.
>>84831483what kind of porn do you like, what do you think of moid asmr
