No Waifu thread ??!?! Post waifus and husbandos!!!!
>>84832608Do I HAVE to post waifu?
>>84832645POST WAIFU NOW.
Bump with baby bill.... Best shota.
Bumping four waifu
>>84832645Yes, and she will be posted. :^)
>>84832608My beautiful heavensent angel
>>84832608ok here is waifu
I love Randal, just the fact he exists and I can see his image if I look it up on the net makes me happy.
>>84835048He's unsettling with long hair.
>>84836073But Randal has long hair by default, anon. Although I agree that seeing him with straight hair (i.e. not anime-style messy) is unusual.
>>84836118I guess I did mean styled. Tell him to put it back.
Does anyone know why I keep getting kicked out of the waifu discord?
>>84836391I also got immediately kicked out of the Korean culture discord too. Wtf is happening!?!
>>84836304I don't believe in policing one's significant other's personal appearence. If he wishes to have long straight hair then I support it.
>>84836391Iirc they don't allow harems and polyamory in there. Server is for people who have only 1 waifu/husbando. Not sure about the Korean one though. I never join or look at the servers in the ads on this site
>>84836645>Iirc they don't allow harems and polyamory in thereOkay, thanks for telling me. That's too bad for me though.
Tsukasa my beloved>>84836391Poly is not allowed, this is clearly stated in the rules channel
Where is link to said waifu discord server?
>>84837393>Poly is not allowedUnless it's 3d, of course!
Yukata Randal I think fundoshi is one of the hottest types of underwear there is and now I must visualize Randal wearing it (as a part of being "true to culture").
Remember exactly what the dykes want to take from you, and don't you dare let them have it without a fight.
I love my waifu Ruby!!!! She's so pretty and cute!!!!!
>>84837421Here you go cuddo5GQtU3gmuj
I love Nono, she's so beautiful and heroic and silly and brave!
I have two waifus.Maybe a third soon.All from different series though so it's okay.Sorry I'm not very autistic or schizo.
>>84839776Who are these waifus? Go on, tell us. Always good having more people post about waifu in here. Even if it's a haremfag.
>>84839946I already do but I'm not grouping them together. I'm not that dumb. They're not a harem either. I don't see myself with them at once in the same setting. I think of it like alt versions of myself in alt worlds with them.
Wifu bumparu
>>84836729We can make our own waifu discord.With blackjack!And hookers!
>>84840644I can only dream...Originality filter not why do i keep gettinh robotted
>>84840644>We can make our own waifu discord.Go make it
>>84840667I'm too lazy. Not like anyone would join anyway.
My personal harem:>Kurumu Kurono (Rosario + Vampire)>Domino (X Men)>Mystique Sonia (Hero 108)>Valentine (Skullgirls)Stocking Anarchy (Panty and Stocking)
>>84841423Nice taste bro.
>>84841351Id join one but cant really be assed to make one myself
>>84841961Well maybe I'll make one tomorrow that isn't so racist for shits and giggles
>>84842282Put the tag onto here and I'll totally join!!!!!
>>84842282>>84842374I as weII.
Safe and soundAll I see is red, blue, brownMy favorite color's you right nowYou're my pretty rainbow galWithout you there's nothingI really wish I get throughYou silly fish, I love youI really think I get youMore than anybody else can, so trueI really wish I get throughYou silly fish, I love youI really think I get youMore than anybody else can, so true
>>84843954Thank you for the poem anon. That was really sweet.
At least I can project my own mental disorders onto him. It's just me and Randal against this fucked up world.
>>84844106Nigga you gay and a BPD troon
>>84844084I'm sorry to disappoint you, but once again, they're merely song lyrics. I've written a couple poems / songs for sora, but its perhaps about time i make a new one
Annoying my bespectacled husbando by stealing his glasses and seeing him awkwardly try to navigate in his own house.
>>84844106I do not "project" my mental disorders onto Tsukasa or any other character, I genuinely see related aspects of myself in them. The meme that every single Enstars character is gay and mentally ill is actually pretty accurate. I'm not gonna headcanon any specific labels really since I've never seen it done in a way that didn't physically hurt me, but I can recognize why someone else might. Sometimes, at least.
>>84844106Truke. I love projecting my mental anguish onto Bill. He is my Autistic BPDemon princess wife.
>>84844524>I do not "project" my mental disorders onto Tsukasa or any other character, I genuinely see related aspects of myself in them.
>>84844699I AM Tsukasa's autistic BPDemon princess wife.
>>84844929cute virgin... killer?
>>84844929No bulge at all on that lad
>>84844106My 8 husbandos are all mentally sane, heterosexual and phtsically healthy men, living up the eugenic dream with my hottified self-insert OC.
>>84844929Based BPD rapist
>>84844995Terribly sorry anon, is this perhaps better?
>>84845768Yea it is thanks
Where are the waifus? I don't see any being posted, except for literal who male characters. Is waifuism a dead hobby just like gaming?
>>84846742>nooouuhh girls having husbandos is hurting my threads!!lol cope
>>84846970Are you trying to imply that there are girls here anon?
>>84846742Are you blind or something
>>84846742You must be RETAEDED, look around.
>>84847345Blinded by stupidity from the way >>84847553 spelled retarded. Other than that my eyesight is just fine.>>84847553What does that mean? Look where!?
>>84846742We foids who have idealized male partners exist. Just like our male counterparts. Go fuck yourself if you're going to discriminate against us. Go fuck yourself if you're calling us fakecels.
Bustah Machine Nanago!
Anyone still want an alternative discord instead of the clique nerd one?Cause I made one.
>>84848045Post the link. Originality filter ahead of tine oregano
>>84848186Okay. Should work.yKZhqSQxFD
>>84846742Sorry I've just been busy studying + trying to get my life together. My wife Kurumu is still on my mind, it's just that I gotta put waifufagging on the backburner. It's not like I can ask her for help anyways, she's bad at math X)
Bump for interest HOW THE FUCK DID I GET ROBOTTED AGAIN!?! I TYPED OREGANO!!!!
>>84832651Uhh... How about... No?>>84834089Good for you anon. Your waifu will be very happy!
>>84848994Try origami sometimes that works
>>84849347Thanks anon. Origami oregano
Can you're waifu say "An origami originally of oregano or orgasmal Oregan anal oreo oatmeal" five times fast?
Yandere boys basedYandere aidorus basedYandere Tsukasa based
Waifu is so sexy it's crazy.
>>84851342Post your waifu here, anon!!!!
I wonder if she'd kill me
Did you know that if you read it all japanese ai just means love
anon posted her in another thread and now i am in love
Passionate tit sucking and mommy roleplay with Liara
>>84853060Based. Reze is a cutie.
how cucked is it to have a 3DPD cosplay your waifu?
>>84853775I'm not sure, but it's your waifu, so you decide if it is cucked or not.
>>84853775Are you genuinely convinced the cosplayer is waifu? Then it's not cucked. But otherwise, yeah it's cucked
>>84853775Had a situationship of mine dress as Bill for me and jerk on cam. It was hawt.
>>84853148Liara is a cutie patootie anon.
>>84853775A cosplay is and never will be a "true" way to transfer a 2D character onto 3D realm. It's merely an imitation. But it helps as a basis to imagine what youe waifu *may* look like if she wasn't born from a flat surface. There are very few cosplays of Randal I truly enjoy because even though his dress and apperance are simple to replicate, his personality is much harder to turn from a cartoon to a real being.
Buying Baby Metal Tickets tomorrow fellas. Hope they have good seats left for me and waifu.
>>84854122if there ever comes an opportunity that I could have someone dress up as her I'd take it
What would be your waifu's (or husbando's) favorite food?
>>84856771Bill probably likes Funyuns, or Combos as they're meantioned multiple times (ew!). Maybe pizza? Something a teenage boy would eat.>picrel.William and Funyuns.
waifu makes me feel funny
>>84856948Fuck. Im retarded. Kill me now.
>>84856771Tsukasa's is officially listed as just "snacks" but in story he's shown to have more fondness for sweets. He also apparently likes matcha
>>84856771birthday cake
glad to see this refuge back again
I fucking love Medic. I want to suck his uncut dick through his pants
>>84857974Frog husband, how you doin man?
>>84857974great actually since i finally got a custom dakimakura i was waiting a couple weeks for
>>84858000how big is he?
>>84858047You wanna show us? Is it of your girl?
>>84858061>how big is he?I mean I feel like he's about 6.5 inches fully erected, uncut of course and it curves to the side a bit. Also I feel like it would be quite wide too.
All Hail Cirno
>>84858142How wide exactly? I need numbers, exact measurements, with the diameter taken with calipers and the circumference taken with a tight measuring tape.
>>84858169Great, another touhou larpfag. Just what this thread needs!
Bump for interest Oregano origami original orange obrigado
What is your waifu's favorite color?
>>84860050Black. Oh my god bitch original
>>84860050Red!!! Original origamis originally organed olive oranges.
Morning tea with waifu.
>>84858000>uncutYou dont know that
>>84861439I know, but waifus/husbandos are fictional, so it is her (or his) fancanon. I am not the person you are responding to, btw.
>>84860050His image color is red, and the surname Suou translates to "crimson/scarlet" so... yeah.>>84861439I do for mine because basically no one in Japan is circumcised
Waifu forgive me I am a thot.
>>84862546If your waifu won't love you for who you are, they aren't your waifu. Bill loves that I am a whore because it gets him what he wants.
>>84862580It's okay I don't mind if she got a little on the side herself.
>>84861439Hes from Germany, lives in the 1960s, and is aliveHes definitely uncut
What if your waifu came out as bisexual to you?
>>84864236Would strangely be hot, but I'd be heartbroken that I'd have to use condoms everytime.
>>84860050green! any shade of green!
>>84864236It's basically canon with ES being the yumefujo game it is so no surprise there
>>84864236He canonically is bisexual (not outright to be stated by creater but canonically demonstrated attraction towards both genders). I have nothing against it, Randal is still Randal no matter where he is on the rainbow.
>>84864236Would be hot.
A husbando who is like a living plush.