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As a sexhaver i can confirm this 1000 percent true
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>>84835294
In a few years in my mid 20s I will probably miss the days when I did not have a girlfriend and browsed /r9k/ and watched YouTube all day when I wasn't working
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>>84835294
why doesn't he want to eat her out? Just put the audiobook on while munching on the furburger
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>>84835360
Because she don't wash
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>>84835294
as a regular sex haver. its kind of not a big deal to have sex. I've reached a point where I would rather jerk off and move on with my life.
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I probably don't put out enough. I feel bad, but sex is so draining and so repetitive and life is so short. It's probably more fun for fucker than the fuckee though.
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>>84835757
You wanna be on top? :O
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>>84835757
nah, as the fucker, masturbation is better coz I don't have to worry about being judged and casually discarded if found wanting
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whybos
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>>84835294
>As a sexhaver i can confirm this 1000 percent true
Maybe for you it is. I've been with my gf for 7 years now and I still love touching her and we fuck almost every day, sometimes more than once a day.
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>>84835757
Just put something on the TV to watch while you do it.
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>>84835294 Having sex with the same woman every night gets boring real quick. You expect me to get excited and horny after seeing you naked for 4 millionth time.

After seeing your naked tits every day of my life for the last 5 years, they eventually stop being an exciting mystery, and start becoming another piece of random boring furniture in the house.

Jerking off to porn always ends up being the more enticing option for most men in long term relationships. Because porn offers variety. Your wife or girlfriend just offers the same, mundane tedious experience again and again. Variety will always win out.

Men's brains are hard wired for variety and novelty. Sex in long term relationships are literally the opposite of that.
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>>84835294
Why did the artist give him that haircut? Is it an archetype thing?
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>>84835294
My ex was a fat nerdy girl and I could not stop fucking her. I'd fuck her for hours on the weekends and give her multiple orgasms. If I couldn't fuck, I licked her clit until she couldn't take it anymore.
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>>84836622
>After seeing your naked tits every day of my life for the last 5 years, they eventually stop being an exciting mystery, and start becoming another piece of random boring furniture in the house.
you don't love her
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>tl;dr women should never get married or stick with the same male if they want desire/love
Understood
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>>84836668
did you live together? because if not it doesnt really apply
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>>84836713
Yeah, we lived together. I lusted after even after years of close proximity. Too bad she ruined everything.
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>>84836746
damn nice
what happened tho
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>>84836622
>You expect me to get excited and horny after seeing you naked for 4 millionth time.
Yes
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>>84835294
True for r*dditors.
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Maybe your gf just sucks at sex, or you both suck at sex, so you have bad sex.

It's often said that bad sex is worse than no sex at all.
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>>84835294
How to ensure this won't happen
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>>84836761
>what happened
She didn't want to work or get an education or have kids. I was expected to provide full financial support in exchange for... nothing.
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>>84836868
oh well post her tits i guess
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>>84836891
nah i might get in trouble
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>>84835294
>>84835700

>normie npc who only does missionary or dogy now and then.
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>>84836698
Nah, they should fall in love with one man, then get pregnant and raise kids and masturbate if they get horny.



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