my cousin said all men have tried to suck their own dicks at some point.i refuse to believe they're actually that stupid.robots, confirm or deny this slander?
I am fortunate enough to have a long enough penis, and be flexible enough to do so.I can confirm at least I have done this. It's not worth it. It's like sucking dick; not getting your dick sucked
>>84844635this is known information already.one of my friends said he actually was able to touch the tip
I'm white so I can't relate to this. Many, many brown men are closeted homosexuals, just as a matter of fact.
>>84844635My dick is slightly above average length and it'd still have to be 2.5x as long to suck the tip. Makes me sad.
>>84844655>>84844663>>84844685degenerate weirdos. i can't believe people actually do this. shit cannot be worth breaking your backs over
>>84844708I gave up long ago, I was going to slowly train myself to become more limber but I'm too lazy for all that just to suck my own wenis. One time when I was real young I tried so hard it made my coccyx hurt for like a week and I could barely sit down.
>>84844708>Thinks "trying" is the same as "succeeding"Are you being obtuse on purpose, nona?
>>84844635>actually that stupid.why would that be stupid?>>84844655how long is it? >>84844752same haha I also gave up but maybe I should try again
>>84844635My cock is too small, my back not flexible enough, my desire to put penis in my mouth non-existent
>>84844635Not only have I tried, when I was younger I succeeded.It was cramp-city though, and I once I got the penor in my mouth I realized it was indeed 90% the sensation of sucking dick, 10% the sensation of getting your dick sucked. Lips are just too sensitive, alas.>>84844708You'd tongue punch your clit during ovulation, if you could.
>>84844871>maybe I should try againI believe in you anon. Go suck that dick!! YEAH!
>>84844635there're two types of men: the ones that admit this and then ones who will lie about this. most will tell that it feels mostly like sucking, so they will give up easily, but the truth is different: technique matters and it requires practice.
>>84844915that fucking filename hahahaI'll try again, thanks for the motivation I think I should be able to achieve it, my penis is above average and I'm short and very skinny
>>84844935I can't do it and I'm sure it'd taste sour, anyway
>portal
yes I have tried to suck my own dick but failed because my penis is so small and I ate my own cum while wearing pink panties I stole I am a degen kys
>>84844635some of us are really tall and aren't flexible and have small parts (me)
>>84844939>Above average>I'm short>Very skinnySame same same. Still I doubt I ever manage it without hurting myself badly. But perhaps you're a bendy little freak and will have better luck. Also thanks for noticing the filename, I always try to change them to something stupid but no one ever says anything about it.
>>84844635Are you saying if you could eat yourself out you wouldn't try it at least once?
>>84844635I don't get why you find it so strange. We see guys get their dick sucked in porn so of course we get curious what it feels like.
>>84844871>how long is it?Length It's like 7.6" (not a joke). I sometimes jork it with two handsGirth I'm not sure but it's not good
>>84844989>you're a bendy little freaknah but maybe I could become one>no one ever says anything about it.it's an indicator that 4chan has fallen
>>84844635Wouldn't surprise me. All men are all rapist monkeys.
>>84844857just trying shouldn't be a thing?? >>84844857>why would that be stupid?because you're breaking your back, trying to get a dick in your mouth. >>84844883only normal man on this board. very based>>84844899>You'd tongue punch your clit during ovulation, if you could.I would not. you have hands. you don't need it in your MOUTH.>>84844968>while wearing pink panties I stole oof, anon. but see, just conceptionally THAT makes a lot more sense to me than trying to suck yourself off
>>84845741>All men are all rapist monkeys.you wish
>>84846583>you don't need it in your MOUTHdesperate times call for desperate measures. Men are so touch starved/sex starved we will think about it once for a change of pace. But anyone with half a brain would realize that its closer to sucking dick than getting sucked.
>>84844883Same man. Also in general I never found the idea of receiving blowjobs interesting seems kind of gross why would I want a girl's mouth near my PP sounds gross for both of us
>wanting to put your penis in a warm wet hole is stupidokay bro
>>84844708its something u do when ur like 13. and you try it once and realize it's impossible and thats the end of it. its not that big of a deal
>>84844635Not really unless you have fag tendencies
