you get jealous of these ads because a piece of plastic gets more male attention than you.
females need to stop the war against moids
>>84845278That plastic is more shapely than you'll ever be, though.
i wouldnt touch you like that with a stick, youre chopped as fuck
why would i get jealous kek, i think they're funny as fuck and want to feel one up myself
I'm not jealous, I want a full sized sexdoll of my 8 husbandos. (Where I just switch the wigs.)Thanks for making a doll thread though, the waifu threads were going quite slow and I don't want to spam there.
>>84845376initially imagined this as a scenario where you have 8 identical male sex dolls and just switch each wig to match the given husbando, got confused, and was going to ask what the other 7 dawgs be doin when you're banging it out with your main squeeze. i like the idea of a femcellian type being so financially irresponsible as to have redundant full sized anime sex toys that she keeps locked in a circle in the corner while she cucks all seven of them with the newest cool guy. bald headed ass crying seething malded circlejerk in the cuck corner
When did cuck stop filtering to kek? How long was that wordfilter there?
>>84845399Try all caps. It still worksKEKUCK
>>84845394Yeah, I meant that it would be one sexdoll, two sexdoll heads and 8 different wigs. I would switch the heads and the wig on the body, dependent on "who" I am spending time with.
>>84845430i don't get why they're different enough to need 8 wigs but only 2 heads and 1 body. is this a seme vs uke scenario? has sameface syndrome infested the noble yaoi husbando mill as well?
>>84845430>but every single one of them has the same size and shape of cocki see how it is, foidkind
>>84845439>>84845442Maybe she's just broke and can't afford multiple sex dolls lol
>>84845439It's not a seme or uke scenario, I would have to do the work all the time, but I will be performing submissive acts on my dollie. As for>has sameface syndrome infested the husbando mill as well?I would say yes. At least four of my 8 husbandos have similar-shaped eyes. (Ji Kang Hyuk, Han Sang Jin, Han Kang Ho and Cho Yong An) So all I need to do is to switch heads or wigs accordingly. 1 body, two heads and 8 wigs.
>>84845376>>84845430What if one day you want a bit of a chubster with a gargable chode, and another day you want something long and thin you can twist around your finger? What if you want some to be cut, some uncut, and some only partially cut? Or a botched cut that renders them permanently transsexual from a botched emergency sex reassignment surgery? What if you want it to curve a bit, bend backwards, loop de loop, have spikes, split in two, or have multiple cocks at one time? Is it shaped like a horse, dragon, dog, donkey, or human? Shark? Cat? Tentacle? Tongue? Does it ejaculate sperm? If so, what is the viscosity and volume? Can you perform oviposition with it? Can you heat it so it feels like a real body? Can the cocks be flaccid, or are they stuck forever at attention as if saluting a drill sergeant? Or can they never rise like the bright red sun? How can you tell each man's personality by his penis if you make it interchangeable by being exactly the same? This is so dehumanizing to men. Men are more than just one penis. Every man's penis is as special and unique as himself, even the bedicked dolls of anime husbandos.
>>84845394I would genuinely love a sex doll with my husbando but all of the males one look uncanny asf and straight up bad. I dont know why males are always talking about the sex bot revolution when we havent even made realistic plastic ones yet lol
>>84845278>The rose pedals leaping off her body because of the jiggle effects as you deflower her of her ass-spanking virginity.That was kinda kino actually.
>>84845442>>84845452You can get different cocksizes as the cock is detachable. But yes, I only need one cock size. As for why I don't get multiple bodies, 1) I have no space in the cabin I am building and 2) only one body is needed, the 185 cm one not the 170 cm one.
>>84845467The penis is detachable. >>84845469Try Firefly Dolls, that is where I am getting my husbsndo made. Pic rel is one of the heads I am getting.
>>84845458>Ji Kang Hyuk (also known as Ji Kang Hun) was a South Korean criminal infamous for leading a massive 1988 prison escape and hostage standoff. He became a national symbol of class struggle against South Korea's wealthy elite after coining the phrase "If you have money, you are not guilty; if you don't, you are guilty".>Han Sang-jin is a South Korean sociologist in the tradition of critical theory, known for his Joongmin theory. He is professor emeritus at the department of sociology, Seoul National University, Korea, and a distinguished visiting professor at Peking University, China. He has lectured as visiting professor at Columbia University in New York, United States, School for Advanced Studies in the Social Sciences in Paris, France, the University of Buenos Aires in Argentina, and Kyoto University in Japan. His major areas of interest are: social theory, political sociology, human rights and transitional justice, middle class politics, participatory risk governance, Confucianism and East Asian development.>idk snape but korean>this guy doesn't exist?
>>84845458How did I know they were going to be Korean? And from dramas too.
>>84845458do you get to fuck han kang ho's twin in a 2fer deal here
>>84845487I meant from CHANGE GUY the manwha, not real life! Change Guy is really obscure so I don't blame you for not knowing.
>>84845475Are you building a cabin/tiny house innawoods to live in with your 8 identical K-drama husbando sex dolls? Respect.
>>84845502But you DID mean the South Korean sociologist known for parcipatory risk governance, human rights and transnational justice, and Confuscianism yeah?
>>84845490Lol>>84845497Yes, Ji Kang Hyuk looks like Han Kang Ho with longer hair. >>84845505Thank you.
>>84845458how do you perform submissive acts on a sex doll... isn't it by definition a you-are-the-active-participant-only scenario?
i love when bait threads turn into something actually interesting. this is now a foid koreaboo husbando sex doll cabin in the woods prepper thread. please proceed, ladies. *tips m'fedora and fucks m'hot pocket*
>>84845514>But you DID mean the South Korean sociologist known for parcipatory risk governance, human rights and transnational justice, and Confuscianism yeah?Nope. And Confucianism has a lot of fundamental flaws that conflict with the greater good (such as familial duty morphing into nepotism), but that is a discussion for another thread.
>>84845519Blowjobs, as well as other acts I won't mention on here. I can't make the doll eat my pussy, so the doll by definition can't be a true submissive.
>>84845469honestly they seem to take away the only appealing part about a man: his personality. well his height, his weight on me, and his body heat too. >>84845486this looks like exactly like female sims i made at 17. i could probably fuck that. i wouldn't want to, but i could. godspeed femanon
>>84845533You should see them with the wigs on.
>>84845525Okay, but what if we kept the discussion of the ethical failures of Confuscianism regarding familial piety within the confines of the surrounding sex doll conversation? For instance: how does one uphold or fail to uphold the standards of piety expected within a Confuscianist framework by opting out of a traditional family structure, and therefore failing to fulfill duties of propagation of lineage, to enjoy a comparatively hedonistic lifestyle of sexdollism? Can one conduct a marriage with a sex doll husbando and enjoy traditional societal privileges without stigma that would otherwise face a male sexdoller? When considered the tradeoff, is sexdoll hermitism worth the individualistic pleasure of freedom gained when contrasted with the collectivist hierarchical status lost? What do the ancestors looking down think about their descendant terminating their bloodline to fuck a piece of plastic? You think they ever get a bit jealous because the plastic is more handsome than any of their husbands or wives and the descendant seems far happier than they ever were? You think they ever wish they could have just told everyone to fuck off and done this? You think maybe the Confuscianist parents feel the same way? How does nepotism fit into this framework, and if a traditional family structure is pursued in addition to sexdollism, how does the sex doll fit into the family arrangement and narrative? Bit Lars and the Real Girl? Mommy's special friend? Daddy's ex lover? Can the sex doll themselves benefit from nepotist impulses within the family?
>>84845556i'm not into east asian pretty boys so this does nothing for me, but thank you for trying to make me understand. unfortunately i only like handsome men.
>>84845532This is 4chan. You're already anonymously talking to strangers about blowing your future custom eight sex doll husbands in a cabin in the woods. Are you insinuating you'll eat his ass or something?
>>84845278You're a fakecel. You have sex and nobody stays because you're a gross person. Probably fat and uncouth and couldn't take you anywhere without kill myself everytime you talk. There's loads of nerds who look like moot that would do it but you're a liar.
>>84845532what's the appeal of blowing something that can't react with little hitches in breath during, much less cum in your mouth with a moan and breathless panting repetition of "i love you i love you i love you i love you" with eyes rolling back and whining out your name? the way the cock spasms and gets so sweetly sensitive after, and the way his hips start bucking and he pulls you closer to it when he's almost there... a glued on dildo can't replace that. it can't even cum. it certainly can't look at you with embarassed wonder at its own vulnerability while you bat your eyelashes down to it and lick its semen off your lips as if it were lipgloss.
>>84845576>do the ancestors looking down think about their descendant terminating their bloodline to fuck a piece of plastic?The ancestors can go fuck themselves...>You think they ever get a bit jealous because the plastic is more handsome than any of their husbands or wives and the descendant seems far happier than they ever were?...because of this exact fucking reason. XD Hating ass hoes will remain hating ass hoes, even in the afterlife. >>84845586Ah well yeah you are out of luck then. I saw the dolls made by Western dollmakers, they are fucking ugly. So I feel your struggle. There used to be a company called Sinthetics in the past that made good western dolls, but they went out of business a while ago.
>>84845630did you mean to respond to the ex-admin's stalker up above you or is this a brand new interesting invocation of good old mr. child porn himself
>>84845595I can neither confirm nor deny. >>84845631Ahhhhh don't remind me! Honestly, the sexdoll will be as close as I can get to the anime men I do want.
>>84845635really feel the need to clarify that i was not suggesting a moot sex doll. that would have been really funny for someone to do while he was still here and had to see it though. i wonder if anyone ever did. given everything else they've done, probably!that sinthetics thing looks like a young jeffrey dahmer in a black woman's shoulderpadded powersuit circa 1998 bought at a secondhand church sale in 2007 to girlboss mary kay to fat housewives. fred figglehorn ass hair and what look like lensless glasses too, posed for some american psycho bisexual threesome porn parody where he, of course, is the submissive human dildo. is this the rage male anons felt at fake gamer girls in the mid 2010s? i think i finally understand gamergate and the hatred for performative hipsters.
>>84845652>she toss his salad like her name romaine...
>>84845689That's just the style of glasses, hair qnd clothing. Here is a better picture.
More Sinthetics nale sexdoll pictures, RIP Sinthetics.
Now I'm leaving this thread, but feel free to respond later.
>>84845712okay well this one looks like he belongs on a metrosexual teen wolf spinoff but we're getting closer with the styling of a plaid shirt, good job. >>84845720this is the uncut version of gummo with all the gay porn segments left in. whatever this guy's name is, it has a white trash variation in spelling that you would never expectbut then this is my own baseline in comparison, so you know we're starting from somewhere completely normal already
>>84845307war implies goals and a possible conclusionwomen decided to engage in aimless global societal terrorism and men are walking away
>>84846230men are GOING THEIR OWN WAY finally!!!!!
>>84845475>cabinYou're an obese mentally ill loser living in a Home Depot shack
>>84846242you're a mentally obese loser ill living in a shack in home depot
>>84846242No, I'm Patrick. And I still want to fuck the admin.
>>84846242>>84846250>>84846259All these replies aren't me. Came back and wtf is this!?!Why don't you libtards go back to Threads and Bluesky? And no, it's not a Home Depot shack.
>>84846242>>84846250>>84846259Also, if people pretended to be me after hacking my school email and contacted the ex-admin, that wasn't me, that was the trolls who became *my* stalkers after I posted my "Am I Ugly?" thread on /adv/. They kept trying to hook me up to jews and nerdy men in general. Just because I am a South Korean foid. (Who are the real racists and lookists now!?!) It has been decades, m8. m00t is really not my type. I just like this website, because this is the only website where I won't get viciously stalked and harassed IRL for stating my based opinions. You libtards just need to cope and admit you lost. IT HAS BEEN DECADES, OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!!!! I was in a degrading porno for plastic surgery money to stop being facially ugly...and Donald Trump is your president. Just...fuck off back to Bluesky and Threads.
>>84846402>>84846566Did you refill your prescriptions, nona?
>>84846402>>84846566uh. what? you have some bitch already in here who said she wants to fuck moot. i think 250 and 259 might have been her or someone else insulting an anon back for insulting you by scaling up the lunacy. i don't know what you're talking about at all in 566.
>>84845278not really, but that's a very cute bra
>>84846566What the absolute motherfuck are you talking about?
>>84846623Don't get involved in this, you have no idea how powerful and dangerous these people are. They'll do this to just about anybody now these days, you don't want this. I was never stalking m00t, I was framed when I was 19.
>>84846623oh shit bitch we got a live schizo meltdown in 'ere
>>84846653A shadowy and dangerous cabal of people hacked your South Korean school email and used it to email the ex-administrator and founder of 4chan to try to hook you two up and frame you as stalking him after you posted pictures of yourself on /adv/ asking if you were ugly, and this scarred you so badly you were in degrading fetish pornography to fund plastic surgery on your face... so you would not be recognizable as the South Korean foid framed by 4chan as trying to fuck Christopher "moot" Poole, but they still stalk you on Blusky and Threads and recognize you anyway based on you sharing details about building yourself a cabin in the woods to live in with a harem of life sized male sex dolls with rotating wigs but one shared penis all based on K-drama stars and your hatred for the filial piety of Confuscianism?
this has been the best thread all day but now it's REALLY an all-timer
>>84846690>cabinIt's a Home Depot shack.
genuinely end yourself, you are utterly worthless and extremely obnoxious
>>84846690>A shadowy and dangerous cabal of peopleNot a cabal, no. Just ordinary people with too much time and disposable income on their hands, along with an internet connection. Some with actual telepathy and future-seeing powers. My college professor said to stop being so smart, because they are "looking at me".
>>84846720>>84846721It's not a Home Depot shack, but believe whatever you want. I am sick and tired of you libtards making my life hell everywhere I go, just because you didn't get your pwecious pwecious "progressive" woman POTUS or "feminist hero" or whatever. What do you faggots even want from me?!? Leave me the hell alone!!!!
Also, why would I side with the poor and the minorities when all they have done is steal my stuff?!? The first day I moved into Burlington Ave, my dad's car got broken into and his tools were stolen. He never recovered them back. Just like how I didn't get back the pearl necklace that Cynthia Diaz asked to "borrow" from me. And that pencil that Ritzvi asked to "borrow" from me. Seriously, why on God's green earth would I *ever* end up a progressive Maya Angelou from growing up in the hoodiest ghettos in the worst state in America?Just...give up. Please. This is embarrassing.
>>84846768wait these rich telepathic stalkers hunting you are doing so because clinton isn't in office? i was picturing typical chuds here since you said trump is their president
>>84846768I don't even live in America you backwoods schizo sex doll creep
>>84846851No, they're ANGRY that Trump is their POTUS. They're SALTY about it. Which is stupid, genuinely, because all those POTUS elections are fake & rigged in advance. It's such a waste of time and braincells to get involved in politics, politics is WWF Smackdown for rich elitist snobs. They think that terrorising certain people will make the world look "the way [they] want it to look". Don't get involved, please. These people are genuinely retarded.
this is way funnier than me openly lusting after my first love>>84846720>>84846865thank you for your service soldier o7
>>84846884okay. well sorry for triggering whatever is happening by once again discussing finding moot hot, which was always more of an intellectual attraction given his personality and our interactions anyway - though looking like a hipster nerd-chad fusion with an internet outlaw reputation and dorky reality did help. it's not actually going to stop me though, just stall. the mootjerking will continue until morale improves.
>>84846945You can jerk it to m00t however you want and I support your fetishes and paraphernilias. He's just not *my* type, as he is a scrawny nerd and a jew to boot. And you didn't trigger me at all. It was just the two anons on here who need to go the fuck back to Bluesky and Threads.
>>84846992i think it was just the one home depot guy, you seemed to confuse me memeing in self-deprecation with whatever lore you have. anyway, not that i would care in any case but he was pretty open about being pissed at being baptized as an infant into roman catholicism and seemed to strongly dislike religion as an absolute atheist. none of that tracks with being jewish. if his father was by virtue of birth then it doesn't matter in judaism given that they only pass matrilineally. i know he and i discussed this in detail when we were on here as the board's worst kept secret but that was so long ago i don't remember all his lore either, even as i remember otherwise meaningless things like what his favorite typeface was in 2009 or exactly what he said in a thread one night after i fell asleep mid-nagging him to eat something and go to bed himself around 4am without first saying goodnight, and how he quickly deleted the sad post he had made when he saw the connection pop back up, and then the thread itself as i teased him about being shy and silly. whatever the site did to him during the back half of 2014, i was not here for it and would not have put any stock into whatever schizophrenic links /pol/ would make between distant relatives on an infographic designed to humiliate him. after the divorce he seemed to speak of his father rarely, intentionally. i never got to meet his mother like we had planned after he kept telling her about me when i was supposed to go up there, so if she's this mysterious jewish connection i wouldn't know either. i like scrawny nerds. or a scrawny nerd. they have soft sides. sometimes 4chan does too.
