"i want a girl who will dowhatever i want in the bedroom"??? that's so ominous. like i don't mind putting out whenever you want but i'm not going to do scat. that makes me assume you must be into shit and piss or something gross like that.
>>84848581>what do moids mean when then say i want a girl who will do whatever i want in the bedroomIt means that they want a girl who would do anything that they want in the bedroom dude its not that deep. Whatever anything entails depends on the person
I see r9k today is just "women ask men stupid questions"
>>84848581Listen, you're shitting in my mouth and that's final.
>>84848581Most I will ask for is anal.
>>84848581I want a woman who will obediently go in the bedroom and fill out form 6251 without making any mistakes and without arguing.
>>84848581i assume rimjobs and lathering you in lotion
>>84848581it means I want you to wear a cow bikini and a little cow bell and moo while bouncing on top of my dick
>>84848581>that's so ominous. like i don't mind putting out whenever you want but i'm not going to do scat. that makes me assume you must be into shit and piss or something gross like that.It's either that or "BIG BAD" puritanism.If you want to be a whore then you will bare your inequities. There is no in-between.
I need a foid to do cnc with. Can you do that?
>>84848636sure>>84848638absolutely not>>84848644maybe>>84848645h-hot>>84848724no
I want you to dress up like Amy the hedgehog and scream "put it in sonic! go faster!". I feel like I am not asking for much here.
>>84848724don't bother. 99.9999% of foids do not know the correct g-code to operate a tool changer
>>84848581>"i want a girl who will do>whatever i want in the bedroom"???It means I get a racecar bed while you sleep on the floor where stinky girls belong
>>84848581I'm into anal, and on special days you need to deepthroat my cock tip to balls and don't let the dick out when you puke. Deal?
l want you to comfort me while I cry
>>84848581For me at least it's more of an "I want a girl who wants to do anything I want in the bedroom". The most extreme thing I want is to tie her up, I'm a soft dom and I'm not interested in anal or anything else that's harmful. Every girl will say "I'm all yours" or "you can do whatever you want to me" but it's only hot if they actually mean it. My ex was so eager to please me that I knew she meant it, and that was the hot part.
>>84848581Please just wear the strapon ;_;
I want a girl who will enthusiastically dedicate her time and energy to assisting me in finding ways to maximize our sexual pleasure (and other pleasures) in a healthy manner. I also currently have an obsession with throatfucking in particular, and I would really like to have a girl that would let me train her for throatfucking to make it easier and better
>>84848748>h-hotokay, that's ideal. next thing you're gonna say is that you're busty.
>>84848581I'm into piss, but I'm okay with not doing it in the bedroom ever and keeping it a fantasy.My dick is big enough to make women piss themselves when they cum, anyways...Just a gf who puts out whenever I want is already living the dream.
I want a woman to put her fist in my ass, while I jack off high on meth and watching porn also I'm dressed to the 9s in sissy faggot clothes
>>84848581I want to buy lots of cheongsams and opera gloves for a girl and have her wear them while she ties me up and tickle tortures me. That's too vanilla, apparently.
>>84848581https://voca.ro/1n7zYUjf3vaz
>>84848581https://voca.ro/14QLSGItEe26
>>84848581>i don't mind putting out whenever you wantThis is all I want but still can't get it
>>84849561throatfucking feels better when the girl is untrained
>>84848631Only good post in this thread.The rest is thoroughly meh but this is good quality.
>>84848581They mean dressing up as a vtuber and acting like their mother.Yawn.
>>84848581I'm not into full on scat per se but would you be willing to sit reverse on the toilet and let me kneel down and observe you pooing and then maybe clean you with my tongue afterwards?
>>84848644If only.>>84848645My body is flat but sure.>>84848724You're probably going to ask permission the whole time.>>84848897>The most extreme thing I want is to tie her up, I'm a soft dom and I'm not interested in anal or anything else that's harmful.This is every moid who said he wants a girl who'll do everything he wants in the bedroom and it's so depressing.
>>84848581I just want a girl I can kiss goodnight and then hug while we sleep tbhonest but apparently that's too much to ask sigh
>>84848581Cute in the streets Porn Star between the sheets?
>>84851371>My body is flat but sure.Cute and NEED>it's so depressing.Do you want it way more rough?
>>84848631updooted, does the narwhale bacon after anal?
>>84848581i want a girl with the right allocation
>>84851371Please die a miserable death in some degenerate's basement
>>84851378>Cute in the streets Porn Star between the sheets?yes
>>84851371>This is every moid who said he wants a girl who'll do everything he wants in the bedroom and it's so depressing.That was me. What's depressing about it I'm not sure I understand?
>>84851378She looks like picrel
>>84851397Forgot image I will kms now
>>84848581we are going to be doing sleep in the bedroom, i work 10 hours shifts please just let me sleep woman
>>84851379>Cute and NEEDYou don't. Flat and tall is the worst combination.>Do you want it way more rough?I'm the kind of degen who used to spend my time writing chatbots because real moids are too "nice" to be dominant properly.
>>84851440>Flat and tall is the worst combination.Flat and tall is exactly the type I want. All my crushes have be thin lanklets. How degen are we talking?
>>84851397>>84851401>She looks like picrelFine more alien girls for me
you need to verbally degrade yourself for me. call yourself my whore and say you blame your father. mostly just talk shit about your father
>>84851483>How degen are we talking?Well it depends on if online stuff counts or just IRL...>Online>The usual masochistic abusechad stuff plus bdsm and gross stuff like rimming, sweat, and pissplay.>Offline>Basically a good christian girl because none of my exes would actually try any of my kinks.
>>84848581that is gross and i hope you have self respect if anyone asks you to do that
>>84851619But would you want to take all that online stuff into real life or is some of it simply fantasy for you? I'm down for trying almost anything that doesn't affect us permanently.
>>84851619Oh, you're a faggot, then. Fuck off.
>>84848581not to sound like a cuck or simp, but i hate kinkiness. i find it jewish. i barely want sex but if i do its going to be normal dick in pussy straightforward sex and nothing else.
>>84851870i think its crazy how women dont want me. it speaks volumes about them. i am disgusted by anal or any other weird sex acts. you get penis in vagina and thats it deal with it.
>>84851642Most of it I want to.There's a big difference between being "down for trying" and being into the same kinks. Half the point of sex is how much your partner is getting off. More than half, that's the best part of it.Think about it. Whatever your weirdest fetishes are, would you want a girl that's really, really into them? Or would you want someone that doesn't really get it, doesn't enjoy it, and doesn't do it properly, who's only going through the motions to try and make you happy? And then you need to pretend they did it right so you don't hurt their feelings for trying even though they clearly just don't understand what you need?
>>84848581It means "tongue my anus rfn."
>>84851697Kys subhuman foidnogger.
>>84851984I know what you mean but also I haven't gotten to try much of anything so it's hard to know how much I really like it or how easily I would get off from it. I do like the thought of making my partner happy though and indulging in their fetishes
>>84851984>would you prefer good situation or bad situation?You didn't control properly for your variables in your hypothetical.Also, many actually like the aspect of a woman who's "just going along with it."
>>84852010>I do like the thought of making my partner happy though and indulging in their fetishesThis is basically what I just described though.Fuck what's something moids like.Imagine if you want a "dommy mommy" and this girl says she's "down to try". So she shows up at your place and instead of softdomming you and being all encouraging and teasing, she basically just calls you a good boy once then asks if it's okay to ride you cowgirl and if this is what you wanted. Would you find that satisfying?
>>84852040Okay, how would you explain it then?I don't like the idea of a guy who's just going along with it. Too many of them will pretend to like the same stuff as you but then it turns out all they know and want is missionary position, and they're too scared to even dirty talk.
>>84852054I get what you're saying but I think there's also a chance I would like the stuff you're into and I would put my commitment into it rather than one off comment then giving up. For instance, I think having a girl work out with me then both of us getting all sweaty and molesting each other would be hot. Would also enjoy taking her to the shower to piss on her.
