Ngubu scored edition
Minges
>>84849154HE'S COMING HOMEHE'S COMING HOMEHE'S COMINGMY DAD'S COMING HOME ;-;
wanked too much and now my willy hurts
Welper catching some big hairy balls in the back of his blown out net x
controversial but i care less about football and more about the beauty of space and the natural worldElon Musk will (probably personally) go to space in your lifetime, ushering in an age of advancemant...
Me? Doing a get ready with me tiktok x
wish our customer service system worked more like in the US, sometimes.imagine a conversation like this, even if the expectation is a (compulsory) tip at the end.
controversial but i care less about football and more about being bummed in the natural worldElon Musk will (probably personally) will be the first person to get a good bumming in space in your lifetime, ushering in an age of advancemant...
>>84849188lol'd irl and thought of this
https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMagSpam! In my lunchbox at work (It's the best) x
Corrrr. Had a few cidres haven't I. Get in there Harry Kane. Now I have the grueling task of sobering up so that I do not regret said cidres. Innit desu.
>>84849279Spam is fucking delicious and I'll fight anybody that says otherwise. Fry that shit up with teriyaki sauce and some rice.
I wish I could find a rose girlfriend who didn't care about football like me.
member when chubbers called his pippy "stable income" the fat bastard
Garn beddingtons soon hopefully Deanos wollocks are full x
There's not a sadder fall from grace than what happened to Helperlad. He went from being at the top of his game as the UK Chairman to being passed around as the Mackem Bumsesh Beast Worst thing is, it could happen to anyone here
Time for asmr and bed. Me hazel lass is proper lush.
For me, Spam should be ultra thin, light bbq sauce and seared crusty on both sides. It is goated in a salad sandwich and feels very 70s core to me.
Can you imagine having lots and lots of sex with ruth wow haha.
I was into Louis Theroux before he was popular. Not bragging, but it's the truth.
>>84849470thick spam with american cheese for me
>>84849543corrr that's well impressive. i watched them all in the mid 2000s (when he was already very popular) but if you were watching along with Weird Weekends series 1 & 2? i bow to you sir.my thing is i watched Derren Brown: Mind Control, right from the start. stayed up with my brother to watch it. the plebeians only jumped on the bandwagon with Trick of the Mind (even if they claim otherwise).
>>84849543i used to listen to Tim Shaw when he was on Kerrang radio. That's my little brag.
>>84849603Never got into dirren brawn, bit of a charlatan is he not?>>84849620kinnell used to buy kerrang and metal hammer all the time
Jimoth Saveloy
Conservative Deanoism
>>84849470Brown sauce and a fried egg on top for me.
hs ticky tocky senior
>>84849277maybe we can have it both ways tbqh. Blade Runner had all the different versions out. some director decides they want to 'enhance', recut, or outright remix a film, fine.i'm actually pretty happy with my 720p AI upscales of The Simpsons. it was always going to use some scaling algorithm (nearest neighbour, bicubic, whatever). it doesn't 'create' creepy shit like on cartoons.the official Disney+ releases were cropped, and now they look oversaturated and oversharpened. thank you Mr HappyLee for just running your DVDs through some software.of course that doesn't help if the official streaming version edits out (i.e. censors) the Michael Jackson episode or a Bill Cosby joke. fuck that noise.
>>84849651>Never got into dirren brawn, bit of a charlatan is he not?o aye. but he's 'honest about his dishonesty', 'combining misdirection, showmanship, and psychology' or whatever the disclaimer is.that riles up a lot of the 'skeptic' crowd because he'll pose a simple card trick as psychology while also claiming he's using the same techniques charlatan 'physics' claim to use (he isn't doing either, it's a card trick) but he also outright said that.main bullshit is in the editing tbqh. he does a trick, it cuts to people gasping, but they were actually gasping at something earlier. same shit that reality shows like Kitchen Nightmares (even the original UK version) used to do.fun programmes though, very exciting back in the day.
>>84849681I display DVDs at 576p on my OLED and use their built in upscaler. Usually get pretty decent results to be honest, especially when combined with MPEG Noise Reducton (NOT noise Reduction)
>down to last few quidsworth of crypto-coins>bloke offering 1 gram samples of <item> on one website >but they're 'out of stock'>find the same bloke on another website >NOT out of stock thereORDER PLACED! (7 pence less and this would not have been possible).
I play with my nipples every night before bed now. Feels good.
>>84849828Thought you chinks were into synthetic fentanyl not ket.
>>84849651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY8uy8b5I1sIt was the funniest shit. You don't understand.
Cuddling up with a Deano would fix me x
>>84849261>my biggest fantasy is a movieMight be time to neck yourself lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA4JwZYKTnIdon't remember if I ever actually listened to this one. He got suspended for this.
>>84849261>duuuuuude imagine we lived in a moooooooovie
>>84849828>muh drugs >dude muh dark net drugs im so drugs druggy have you ever tried drugs bro drugs you know about drugs im that guy that does drugs >le gramYou are a cringeworthy rat
Woooow is that le gram, of drugs? That won't last long LOL! Not when I'm around the drugman of drug lane
This one time I was doing druuuuugs wait til you hear what happened its SO interesting
Buying le drugs xDSnort le line xDSooooo cool :D
>>84850196For me it's the internet geek who starts talking like he's a man about town because he does internet drugs >all man in town on flake now or what?
>>84850248I remember him saying that to HHL, the days when he was acting like HHL's mate before he decided betraying him is more amusing for his kiwi brain
Lot of seethe, for no reason as well.
>>84850260Ketmong the biggest traitor rat going. He that 35 year old who still thinks he's cool for doing drugs. Yikes.
>>84850263Must be a newfag if you don't know about ketmong entering his rat era betraying HHL
Up in the toon they call him the rat He that toxic freak that pretend to be your mate when he's really not When he bored he kick you and find a new rat nest In his home town of Newcastle or Sunderland or Durham or was it Coventry or wait am I from Yorkshire wait who am I talking to where I need to pander hmm
He nice to your face While it suitsHe that slimy rat bastard These are the facts Don't learn too late Around rats never relax!
Wait hold on, adjusting my personality to be the person I need them to see me as ahh yes that'll do he he he he
Justice for the lass he abused and well deserved public shaming on this e-forum thread for being a rat bastard who betrayed Helper. Not much to ask.
>>84850366https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOKKPJzr-4wminty biscuits haha! classic!
This rat bastard thinks after everything he's done he can doss about writing drivel about films without giving an account of himself. Truly chilling psychopathy he is a highly disturbed and probably dangerous individual.
If you have done something to a woman so bad and beyond decency you can't even say it on 4chan you are a WRONGUN until proved otherwise. That's a very fair judgement desu. How does he account for his actions?>imagine england was like this american film bro>drugs bro Right...
He that wrongun rat.
Said my piece. Don't like it don't care. BOOM!
Went through his party lifestyle all his life giving it the big one. Selfies at the club. He the big man. Tried it on with the wrong lass. She told! The wrongun scuttled to his rat lair!>b-bbooohoo look im just a poor little rat who wouldnt harm a fly...HAHA! PULL THE OTHER ONE! R A T!>shes a lying horrible bitch. i HOPE she takes it to court. id WIN.Meanwhile in real life >u-u-uuwuuuu im such a scaredy rat i cant even leave the house uwuuuuuWonder if your victim thinks you're a timid little thing! Somehow doubt it!
>>84850440Had to be done lid. Reminder was well overdue. Rat btfo.
I acted like an absolute rat and now I'm being called a rat. How could this be happening to me?
>>84850519It's a mystery lid. Consider this: maybe it's everyone else's fault?
Rat sisters... not like this...
peace to the gods and the earths
Fuck you Croatia for not winning the wooty
Where is everyones
>>84851654jannies won't like this one bit!! rascal
Spunked all over my wife's bruised arse while she was moaning her masseuse's name
Purest form of autism on display overnight. Little lad keeping himself entertained at least.
Spent the night wanking to anal porn now knackered af but work in 60
morning. couldn't sleep for heat. had some mad flashback dreams (or should i say NIGHTMARES) about the time i had a j*b.>friends start business>get super ancient second-hand till >full of confusing buttons>their workaround is to put all transactions through as the nearest upper tenner>e.g. someone pays 16.50, they enter '20', manually work out '3.50' as change>then write that down on a piece of paper>(sometimes they have to enter a fake '1' just to get to the till to open again)>zeroing the till at the end of day it's just a huge list of '20, 20, 10, 30, 20...'>they then enter the real numbers into Microsoft Excelone day i'm sat there playing with buttons and there's 'CSH TND' and stuff>turns out you can just tap in what cash was given>and what the actual price was>in one go, that tells you how much change to give>at the end of the day that gives you exactly that you put in and took out>e.g. received 3 quid but gave 45p as change>all perfect and calculated for you>i'm some hero to the shop for discovering thisbut this ONE lad INSISTS he continues doing it the old way, so his numbers on the end-of-day receipt are incorrect, ruining the whole system. you see, he LIKED the previous system of putting in fake numbers, to open the till twice, and doing the maths in his head or on a calculator (slowly) and thus ruining the end-of-day receipt for us other three.he also deleted our emails HE had read. not just marked-as-read, not just moved to the Bin: permanently deleted. so we'd get chaser emails like>Hello, did you receive this month's order form?we sure did. but that one guy saw it, and deleted it, so now we have to ask for it again. because he decided emails he had seen no longer needed to exist.tl;dr: work sucks, remain NEET.
>>84852004That picture reminds me of this
>>84852102me too friend. so much so, i have it saved on my computer with the filename it has.how is everyone this morning? bit grey today.
Hungry af but no food. This is how the people in auschwitz must have felt.
if you feel up to going outside and you have a smartphone, what you can do is1. sign up for the Greggs app2. put in your birthday as today3. get a free hot drink for installing + a free 'sweet treat' as a birthday present from the nice companycba to argue with that troller about foodbanks again i actually doubt he has ever used one (he sure does 'reckon' a lot, though.)
>unironically 38 degrees next week
>>84852214>38 degreesdon't listen to the 4chan haters, chud-san, they do some good works.
>>84852214This isn't a problem, like everyday, never open the windows and never open the curtains, might get up to 25 indoors which also isn't a problem as i don't wear more than underpants except to answer the door to Deliveryoo when i put on a dressing gown for decencys sake.Soon be Christmas then i'll dress up and put some socks on.
>>84852242>get up to 25 indoors >which also isn't a problem
Makaveli already on the cider it lush
Might get on the cider too
>>84852257>>84852263Grim existence
good morning saaaaaars today I must do the needful and wait inside all day for my worthless DVDs to be delivered
https://reddit.com/r/trueuglywomen/comments/1u8jbpo/stacies_are_genuinely_evil/This is fax right here.
imagine thinking 25 degrees indoors is "not a problem"
>>84852257>>84852263Looks like he just woke up and said fuck it let's start on the ciders
>>84852319Flaky-Indication-801 sounds she is jealous of stacies to be honest
"ew i'm gay ew i'm a little freak ew i'm ugly ew ew EW EW EW" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE RIGHT FUCK UP BITCH
>Judge granted Jamaican paedophile the right to enter Britain as barring him would 'breach his human rights'https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15907203/Judge-granted-Jamaican-paedophile-right-enter-Britain-barring-breach-human-rights.html
Holes of the female variety
>>84852195What you could do rat is when you get a friend 1. Don't betray them What you can also do to acquire food is 1. Get a jobYou utter rat mong
See if you don't want to fake agoraphobia for sympathy points, all you need to do is 1. Not abuse a lass who then makes allegations against you The first step of THAT is simply 1. Don't be a rat freak
Eye area mogBrutal!
So You've Just Been Abused By the RatHave you tried:>imagining it was all a moooovie man that we live in like America dude >take le drugs man psychedelical trauma therapy bro the government doesn't want you to know it works man
Saw a seagull using peck on a dead pigeon. Metal as fook.
>>84852429What causes this? Could probably get PIP for it
cor and phwoar. reminder that when the DWP gives YOU a deadline, it's super strict. you MUST respond by the date given (or have a damn good excuse).when the DWP gets a deadline from HM Courts & Tribunals Service, that's more like an optional guideline, a mere suggestion. all the advice online suggests against chasing it up, since they'll just tell you the same thing. and a missed deadline does NOT mean they'll automatically rule in your favour, or anything nice like that.what a world.
A loving Deano would fix me x
The rat literally went off to do a psychology course he's been relentlessly MILKING just to have that status he reckons where he's that psychoanalysis master who reads everybody and he's always one step ahead of us all. Don't bother telling him your mental health. He already knows. Probably played this shtick on BPDlass. "Oh I'm basically a psychiatrist mate, I did a course, have you ever about DBT? You'll need to stick close to me if you want to get better. I'm really smart and I'm your only hope. You're nothing without me."Bro... the Rat is like cartoonishly evil. Its not even funny.
https://www.psypost.org/being-seen-as-unattractive-as-a-teen-is-linked-to-an-earlier-death-for-women-but-not-for-men/El oh el
QRD on the rat gimmick?
>>84852456Yes yes mate another big catastrophe where the world is against you and you did nothing to provoke it its just meanies ganging up on you for no reason.
>>84852475At any point he could just make a new claim. Told him that months ago. Not enough sympathy and self pity that way.
can't help but feel like someone is losing their ways. for every little titbit (heheh) there's some factoid that's incorrect, or even contradictory information within a singular post.the jig is up, the creativity is gone, the sense of 'ohhh that's quite clever!' is lost when you accidentally a word trying out the same ol' patterns. still sometimes funny/flattering, just not as much.meanwhile, where the HELL are the SPACCA/Sparkfrog posts??? feels like i haven't seen one in forever.
Ate a yoghurt now feel ill af
>>84852482At any point that malignant narcissist can get a job since there's nothing wrong with him.
>>84852490for me it's a can of energy drink + two scoops of Slimfast. stomach can't cope.what kind of yoghurt, lad? like a plain one or some fromage frais thing?
>>84852487State of how you talk to people. You are definitely that little man with a big temper when you feel you're not in control. Shudder to think what she was subjected to.
>>84852487None of this is incorrect actually KETMONG RAT QRD >You were a party animal goon for 30 years who lived in party flats and went gay clubbing, then you received an allegation from a woman and all of a sudden came down with "agoraphobia". You helped doxx sean and you had a laugh with the doxxers after. You used LJDrama and you use Tattle Life. Now go on and point out the fan fiction. I'll wait
puts life into perspective, really. there are people out there who do not have to worry about food.imagine that: every day, food is not a concern. it simply is, the same way we have air. on some mad science-fiction planet, they might be like, "oh god i hope there's air today" but we don't have to worry. same with running water compared to e.g. Africa.funny part is we're all on computers. fresh chicken? no. YouTube? yes.
>>84852497For you it's being a two faced rat with a side order of having allegations made against you by women. Oh aye!
>>84852512>puts life into perspective, really. there are people out there who do not have to worry about food.>imagine that: every day, food is not a concern. it simply is, the same way we have air. on some mad science-fiction planet, they might be like, "oh god i hope there's air today" but we don't have to worry. same with running water compared to e.g. Africa.>funny part is we're all on computers. fresh chicken? no. YouTube? yes.Haha yeah mate mental anyway any comment on your victim and what you did to her?
>>84852497With fresh berries and honey
>>84852512Yeah except you live in a country where anyone can sign on and receive money. It is your choice to not do that. >b-but muh appealIf paperwork and process and being a pedantic twat to the dwp is your main priority it can't be that bad can it.Crazy thought but you could also drop the fake agoraphobia and get a job.
>>84852517now that DOES sound lush.you ever tried overnight oats? ex-bf got me into them. you just leave oats + berries soaked in milk in the fridge overnight. thought that sounded daft because surely you just end up with soggy oats 'n' berries the next morning?you do. that's EXACTLY what you end up. and it is LUSH.
>>84852527Mad how you're actually such an insane narcissist you will choose to not simply make a new claim because your ego battle to prove you were RIGHT! I WAS RIGHT LOOK! Thats all that really matters to you. Hahahaha sad little man
Deano and me getting married x
>>84851654And that is LUSH and I mean LUSH x
>>84852527Standing back standing by awaiting your debunking of >>84852508 big lad No rush
Remember that mong who'd spack on about no yous what a loser lmao
>Light rain and a gentle breezeFOR HEAVEN'S SAKEi know we'll all complain when the proper heatwave kicks in, but last night i was freezing me tits off. wouldn't mind a warmer day while the heating's still knackered.
>>84852242phwoar looking forward to a bit of winter me
Whatever he did to that lass he said its too serious to disclose even on here. Let that sink in.
>>84852537>that mong who'd spack on about no yous you mean this fella?
whats thorney about it?
It's very close and it is a road
>>84852434>a seagull using peck on a dead pigeon. do Flying type moves still affect Ghost types?
They're coming, I hope :)
>>84852631exciting stuff! the other anon was right, they're nice.
close to what?
idk, 10?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtNPFSz9-5cJEM IS OUTRAGEOUSTRULY TRULY OUTRAGEOUSWHOOOAAA JEM
HOLY SHIT NIGGAS MY EVRI PARCEL ARRIVED AFTER TEN DAYS
>>84852734>Freeze frame, record scratch, to a picture of you holding a brick...
>>84852429bob the builder eyes
My boy pussy is the most well known and well used in all of wunderland x
frfr no cap on god skull emoji
>day-today
Might take a little TV break from the world cup today. Don't really fancy any of the games.
the hotter it gets the more he stinks
Wishing a big cock would bully me x
heat -> sweat -> stink (fish or shit)
>>84852792DAAAAAAAAD! OGRES, LIKE, DON'T HAVE LAYERS, OR WHATEVER. UMM... I SAW ON TICK ROCK, LIKE, OUR SWAMP, RIGHT? IT'S GONNA BE, LIKE, DRAINED? AND THAT'S BAD? SKIBBIDI
>>84852792>>84852924i didn't see (or know there was) a Shrek 4. do they talk like this?i get everyone's aged up, but i hope these characters are barely in the film. there's a non-zero chance Shrek 5 is decent, i'd even appreciate a few wink-wink jokes to the adult crowd. hell, make the whole thing a 12A more aimed at adults (without leaning TOO MUCH into all the memes).it's like when you hear about the live-action Scooby-Doo originally being more of a parody for adults. might have been unfunny/cringe, but i wish we could have seen that.
Garn film a get ready with me tiktok now my new twink outfits arrived x
>>84852970Shrek 4 was better than Shrek 3 so it has the potential to be good, and those Puss in Boots films are really good as well.
listening to french music atm
bed in 30, knackered af
>>84852993Uffie lid? pop the Glock oh aye!
My rod in your bussy
>>84852813No point watching it if you're not feeling it.Ok, joke time.Me? I fancy girls not games.
Re-watching Dr House
>>84852734Send it back, and say you already spoiled it EVRI now I have come to terms with the fact I would not have it.
>>84853116Cracking show. Got the entire series on Blu-ray. Looks lush. Hugh Laurie's accent was so good the casting directors thought he was American.
>>84853116>Re-watching Dr HouseYou wont
Smeggy willies? Yummy yummy x
less than 40 quid left of my overdraft until the next PIP payment on the 9th.totally underestimated the gay bloke on the kiosk tills. by charging me there and then, he was robbing me of the option to pay partly with card and partly with cash (not to stereotype but if i had to guess, he's the sort of guy who just always pays with contactless and expects everyone else to have that lifestyle).on the plus side, i have 30 quid in cash. on the down side, i can't get 10-14 zopiclones in, so i can't go to my friend's gig tomorrow. that was always a bit of a pipe dream anyway, that's TOO much with my condition.
Having the same problem as you had yesterday lid
>>84853179>9th.You mean't 19th anon, right, right anon? Not the 9th. If that's true I really do feel a bit bad for you.
>>84853179Time to put in for the advance paypment on the UC page, take the full lot, i think it's 1200 over two years. It's counted towards GDP so you're creating wealth, good lad.
It incredibly hot, i sweat a lot
Did you know that the first instance of people being sold shiny objects, was by a jewish fella called Elery, and the people in the neighbouring villages used to go to the jew elery to buy shiny objects. And that is how the jewelry industry started.
Me? About to get my arsehole widened by a Romanian Deano x
https://lookalikes.co.uk/Categories/football-lookalikes/
They've arrived :D
>>84853233can't do that lad, UC claim has been cancelled for over half a year now, pending a review.their own mandatory reconsideration took about 5 months to decide 'no', now they've had until 21 May to reply to the Courts & Tribunal Service (see >>84852456). they have not replied.i could get a letter any day now saying they've responded, they agree with me they made a mistake, and it'll all get backpaid. or i could be sat here for years not knowing, because THEY don't have to respond to deadlines like we do.the reason i don't put in a new claim is because people online say it's a catch-22. like it's a 'reset', it's a withdrawal in a way, like accepting a new contract.>if you were DISPUTING, why file a NEW claim? you should have waited for the results if you thought the decision was invalid.(i spoke to some lads online who went through exactly this.)
Wow they've got a really nice coffee flavour not overly bitter and not overly sweet either. Thanks to the anon who recommended them.
in spookier news, two local lads just been rushed into hospital for having a machete duel. mate A works there and there's a lot of blood.one bloke on Twitter mentioned seeing it (or a video) but nowt else online. could be national news tomorrow, could be nothing.>>84853343cool. tell us what you think of them.
>>84852463>BPD lass>there are accusations Of course there are. Don't forget lads, don't stick yer dick in crazy. And lasses, don't let crazy stick it's dick in you.Simple mantra to start every morning off.
ohh the fight/rush was during her yesterday shift, they're just still in the hospital in police custody.how do i find this 'viral video' the newspaper is talking about.
Kek, he fell for it.Quite obvious rotheranon doesn't speak Chinese. Kopiko is Chinese for haha this is really Chinese spyware you white dog.Or is rotheranon another part of this Chinese spy network that has seemingly infiltrated /britfeel/. We know he can type his name, but can he say it crealry outloud?
>>84849154Just had my 2pm shower and about to get out of bed, oh yes
>>84853454>Just had my 2pm shower and about to get out of bedIs your bed waterproof?
>>84853345They are horrible gits.
>>84853376bing chilling indeed
Have a drink, mate?Have a fight, mate?
>>84853360>a machete duelthe responsible thing is to let them both bleed out
Get your face out for the lads!Get your face out for the lads!Wahey!
>>84853480It's a spaker bed innit?
>>84853518UK is a joke. Look at those cows. No wonder muslims are so angry. Get home from a long day of grooming and then you gotta fuck that? Phew.
>>84853518*they reveal their faces*Now we know why you cover upGet the mask onGet the mask onGet the mask on for christ's sakeGet the mask on for christ's sake.
Signed up to a 5k run this evening dee lads. Not sure I can be arsed now.
A fit handsome Deano would solve all of my problems x
I missed out on a lifetime of intercourse
i dressed myself to go outside a few weeks ago, something Muslim-y about my drip tbqh.
Got a load of stuff today, all pokemonrel, pidgey stuff galare, more form nippon as well. Just having soup and then a spliff and I will unpackage muh packages,
>>84853631What kinda soup you having lid. Made myself some boullion earlier. Just boiling water with a Knorr vegetable stock cube. Lovely.
>>84853662Lidl cheap stuff. Chicken laksa, a forren kind.
A lot of older gay suffer from anal leakage. I wonder if Chika is aware of this.
regret all those times i thought>right, i'm getting 100 tramadols. months' worth. that's it, that's me done.week and a half later, they're all gone. that wasn't 'just having them in' (like coriander or something)how do you FUNCTION, /britfeel/? wagie, NEET, whatever. i know a lot of you guys drink, a few of you smoke weed. gaming might be the catch/twist people don't count. maybe caffeine and/or junk food, too.i've done healthy, sober stints. work and mates included. yeah, in some ways, it feels better. but life is just boring at best and outright suffering at worse.
>>84853746Is it just the 1 gay guy, or is it a problem in the wider community?
>>84853751>right, i'm getting 100 tramadols. months' worth. that's it, that's me done.You're doing it wrong, you're meant to buy 0 tramadols and say that's me done.
Chicken Balti pie, marrowfat peas and chips on the go, hank marvin i am.
Give me a fit Deano x
Oh yeah, just need to get a card case and there's 1 more card I want to get. 2 cards aren't pidgey related, but that meowing is cool, and pidgey is in the background of the evee card. And got my keyring through.
>>84853751on and off gaming and weedsilly amount of caffeine and cigs, both need to stop
Went down to Asda to get some STAGG chilli lads. My botty is going to be bubbling like the witches cauldron after eating that stuff oh aye x
Noshing off every willing willy in wunderland x
Imagine putting your nose up it
>>84853942If you like it then you shoulda put yer nose up it.
That Aero pistachio chocolate is lush tbqh.
>>84853746Corrrr seems like a concern troll post this, does it not?It simply none of your business my lid.
>>84853886just (and i do mean just) polished off a tin of the stuff myself, lad./britfeel/ out here stealing all my favourite foods and it LUSH x
Never going to work. Sex isn't ever going to happen anyway.
>>84854005He'll segue into an offer to check it for you soon.
>>84854013Ah a fellow STAGG enthusiast. I put mine on a jacket potato and grated cheese now that's what I call LUSH x
hope england get trounced in the most embarrassing way possibleDESU
also Asda anon it not my place but IF YOU WANT, they do different types of chillies as chilli flakes, the chipotle ones go nicely stirred into the STAGG chillies.you could also dice up a few fresh bird eye chillies (Asda is the cheapest i've found them outside of markets) but you stir them in and you'll bite into them. might not be for you.
>>84854036Hey that's not fair. I was only teasing you about being a chinese spy. There's no need to be that horrible to us.
>>84854044u wat lad
Me? Requesting that every willing loyalist start lining up at THAT bottle bank x
>>84854048Just a shit joke, don't report me to Xi.
>>84854056alright but dont push it
Would be impossible to be depressed with a sweaty vagina on your face and the government know this
>>84854036We are playing Ghana on Tuesday the 23rd, it would be funny if we thrashed a good team like Croatia and got battered by a shite team like Ghana. Just think of all the reform voting households knocking fuck of out their wives for being beaten by a bunch of blacks. Double humiliation x
>>84854063I wasn't just typing out another shit joke about getting a chinese takeaway menu through the letterbox, don't worry.
>>84854030>a fellow STAGG enthusiast.it only right, lad. even the cheap chilli con carne has shot up in price.but you can pay 1.69 for ASDA Just Essentials 392g of chilli con carne, with 15% beef. or you can pay a bit more and get a tin of STAGG on special for 2.00. 400g, 23% beef.this is called 'the economy of scale' (i think)
>>84854069in china they eat this
>>84854028Probably. It the trollington way. A constant need for attention, whether it is positive or negative. It not lush.
>>84854071>2 pound for a tin of chilliI know mate was shocked I almost put it back and got Asda's own the robbing cunts. Spam was 2.70 for a normal tin as well. I saw that PEK slop crap as well and had a little chuckle when we were talking about a few weeks ago. That was half price compared to spam.
>>84854082corea eat cat...and SO DO DOGthink this was another case where two cattoposters were conflated.laffin at the troller when he does this. he went off on a mad one the other day at some lad going on holiday with the lads.>YOU?!!?! BUT YOU'RE [fanfic dossier]!!!i was replying to the same guy at the same time answering his Qs, wishing him well on his hols.you could see the trollers cogs whirring. such is my psychoanalytical expertise (something he lacks when it comes to me.)
haven't been here in a bit, does HHL still post?
>>84854105mental innit. this stuff used to be dog food. like 'tinned meat' (stewed steak etc) has actually started to feel like a luxury just BECAUSE it's meat. this used to be the stuff that was under 50p for a reason.but yeah whatever, it's a quick meal, it does two portions for a quid each. own-brand chocolate remains the GOAT cheap food if you just need calories.
>>84854120if we say 'yes', does that mean you'll leave, or you'll stay?pls don't leave ;_;
>>84854082Maybe times are changing over there now?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dz0TmIarADsEven in 2016https://www.xinhuanet.com//english/2016-06/19/c_135448611.htmOoo HTM, where's the L? Is it because they struggle with the letters? There's no R in the hyperlink either. Very suspicious.
>>84854107you have all the answers anon and good jpgs
>>84854050Aye aye lid my cock is ready
I wonder if participation in the 2015-16 Great Meme War will look good on a CV
>>84854120Yeah mate he still posts, he's gone a bit off the rails though >>84853934
>>84854135i just wish i had more hopesbut i DO hope you find that friend you're looking fortry the park, or your local librarymaybe join a club for nutters(they keep sending me emails, perhaps one day i will go)
Never even slurped on it
>>84854234So whyyyyy'y'y'y'y can't I SLURP IThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1704QRKh4
Never ejaculated inside a vagina. To me that is more important than travelling around the world and seeing the wonders.
A very good lad indeedhttps://youtu.be/-80QBAC0V-0
I've been using GNU/Linux since 2006.
>>84854276No point getting out of bed lad
You could make an entire pan of chili for cheap. Why buy those overpriced tins?
>>84854300I haven't got to the point of shitting and pissing myself in bed yet. Mum would not be too happy.
>>84854308Not you but, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f63qalvQADc
>>848543082 quid tin vs 50 quid ingredients and 10 hours prep
Bezos thinks AI will create more jobs kek. He just doesn't want the masses to disrupt Amazon warehouses.
>>8485431850 quid ingredients? Kek.
I don't even want sprogs. I just want a sweet gf.
>>84854354Imagine kissing her fanny on a hot summers night
>>84854308cba to get into comparing like-for-like with weight/ingredients, only 23% of the can is beef (and obviously it won't be good beef).but one tin = 2 meals (with rice, which is pennies). that's 1 quid a meal (or 1 quid 10 pence, whatever the rice comes to). no extra faff with buying/dicing/cooking onions, draining beans and throwing in a tin of tomatoes (these cans are a good portion of the cost towards a tin of chilli anyway?). if you began with NO spices, the cost of those alone would offset the actual meal.man thing is the actual beef. 500g of cheap beef mince is down to 3.09 (surprising) and that's 4-6 meals (more if i add lentils). but then i could probably just fry that off and it to the existing beef tins (divide it into eighths, freeze half, fry off half, each tin of chilli is now 1.5x to 2.0x tins of chilli with proper beef in it).but idk man. sometimes you just want a full meal for less than 1.50, all ready to go. it's not about a lack of time or ability.
Deano proposing to me at the wost office x
Me? Just ordered more shit. Some of these pokecards are breddy kewl, and ordered a decent binder for 160 decent cards to go in.
>>84854474I did that during covid.Got almost every card from the original 150 but I can't justify spending 150+ quid on blastoise and charizard
Really is harrowing what happened to Helperlad. Went from Sunderlands finest to have men lined up around the block to have a go on his batty.Worst thing is? It could happen to any of us.
Welper prolapsed in a back alley
How are you supposed to meet new people or even get a girlfriend past the age of 30? All my friends have moved on with girlfriends/kids etc so I have no social life. Tinder is garbage, I feel like you're pretty much fucked.
Loser collecting cards. Well they're not DVDs, are they? SAAR!
>>84854499It's fun, and I'm off to an event soon (not today), that should be fun.>>84854518If you have nothing, then add hominem, you still have noting.
I enjoyed Elden Ring lads but it's not a game I ever want to play again.
>>84854517Go work for a charity. I did, got a temp gf after 2 months while i was there, good woman, it just wasn't meant to be.
Alri are rhhhhhhhupehhhhhhrthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMuajX-Y26k
Who /scrapman/ here?We're clearing this old building in work and we've literally made thousands over the last few months, by stripping all the copper pipe out.I never realised how much that shit is worth.
>>84853886extra hot variety, mehopes
>watch clip on youtube of cheesy garlic chicken>wow that looks delicious>I should make that >watch full clip>millions of ingredients I don't have>multiple pans and dishes I don't have>think about all the washing up afterwards Man fuck this
>>84854504It is called a glow up x
>>84854551Enjoy it lad. Wish I still cared about anything that much to be passionate about it
One minute you're the UK Chairman, the next minute you're getting your arse filled in by Bantus.Breaks my fucking heart to see what happened to him.
>>84854633You could give me all your cards, then you might feel regret and it could reignite your passion?
hmmif i wake up early enough tomorrow afternoon i can go round mate A's and get that zolpidem she doesn't want, and maybe a benzo or twothen back to mine where i have one zolpidem left, take that, shower, see what clothes still fit me, and by then my gram of ket MIGHT have arrived - it remains UNTOUCHED.go outside all zolp'd up, head to mate B's gig, do NOT have pregabalin FROM ANYONE and DO NOT DRINK just stick to zolpidems with emergency benzos and maybe a few snifters of special K in the toilets if that's arrived (won't have enough to share, sadly)the only downside is we'd have to go to Sunderland, and i would much rather not do that.
>>84854658And check her pokemon TCG stash while you're there.
>>84854402Imagine if she's not menopausal and has an innie. Would be lush.
Me? Playing naked twister with Deano and the lids x
>Vision keeps going blurry>GP recommends an eye test>Not had 1 in years so it's free>Eyes come back fine>GP recommends another eye test(?)>NHS will not cover the costIs this normal? Do I just get unlimited eye tests until it's no longer my GP's problem?
>>84854708Go back and say it's happened again, and see what they say.
>>84854708No healthcare for whites lad, smother your face in dog shit and try again
>>84854708dunno how the GP recommendation changes things, but it's every two years right?my emails/texts have gone from 'nearly due' to 'due' to 'overdue' to 'extremely overdue'.sorry lads, can't help yous: no Universal Credit, no state-assisted eye care. same goes for dentistry, medication, etc. (you really don't notice just how much stuff there is until it's gone...why would i even pay 'the special charge' for two prescriptions when that's a week's worth of food?)
>tfw no bennies so had the same glasses since 2009They're held together by glue and tape.
You buy reformed meat, it's just the shit bits made to look like the shit it fell off. Why would I want a reformed Britain? Time to restore it to what it once was. Can't do that with reformed crap, it is what it is.
>>84854750Just go round mugging people wearing spectacles until you find a pair that is the correct prescription for you.
>>84854650They're probably worth a few hundred, I'll sell it to some autismo when I go off the rails and sell all my stuff.
'clever fink.png' lad you are on a goddamn ROLL lately
>>84854769I'll give you 1 basic heavily played card for it all, last offer, can't get fairer than that.I don't blame you lad. You could go through them, price them up, and that could get you into it again?
I'm going to the Great North Run this year to support the roses.
>>84854712GP is aware it's happening again if that's what you mean.>>84854739I think an eye test every 2 years is free? Anything more frequent you pay for? Honestly have no idea.
>>84854783It pisses me off that I only have a few cards missing. Even bought the obligatory autistic book to store them all.
If I had a Deano in my life I'd not be a benefit cheat x
might it be worth a minor lie like saying 'the prescription is clearly a bit off, Specsavers, i demand a re-test.'then also go in again armed with whatever info the GP has given you?
Footmong will probably be the next Jamie Varley. Proper sicko.
>A man has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after a three-year-old boy was left with critical injuries after ending up in a crocodile enclosure.>A 30-year-old man from Norfolk has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder and officers added that they do not believe the man and child were known to each other.I can smell another riot coming.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czx50n2vj74o
>>84854849>30 year old man>doesn't specify white or British That's a brown person isn't it
>>84854797Maybe you could ask them why the first was free, or check local opticians for free NHS tests?
>>84854808I bought a crappy one for the cards I don't think are cool (think just basic stuff to get started, there''s trainer cards and energy stuff), then just bought a good one for my cool stuff.I'm not into the game, just like things that I think are cool.
>>84854842>FootmongQRD????
Garn get that talc applied to my tush x
>>84854864Yes they won't announce this one after recent events.
It do be like that it really do
>>84854867The first test was free because they mistakenly thought he was a Pakistani rape lord
Knock knock.Who's there?Your local reform candida...insert name is not here at the moment, please bugger off after the beep. BEEP!
>>84855051Brown hands typed this Tick tock Ahmed
>>84855092Have you seen the reform candidate list?Restore is the way to go.
Even bought some cool fan art cards as well. Going pokemental round these parts as of late.Not pidgey or meowth related either, but cool af.
It's actually fucking insane how much food costs now. Life shouldn't be this hard just to survive lads.
>>84855147I know if I get on bennies mum is going to expect me to buy everything and expect me to pay for the overpriced takeaways.
Imagine simping over Turkish women haha. I am not attracted to her at all.
I love my deano x
Last one now, it's getting out of control, going to have to sign up to pokeholics anonymous soon.
>>84853751It's not like a crime against humanity for you to be bored or "suffer" (in a first world country) mate. We all get bored and suffer. If you think the one and only reaction to that is MUST USE DRUGS AA I'M SLIGHTLY BORED I NEED STIMULATION!! I mean you probably had an easy childhood desu.
It just sounds really like a spoiled kid. Oh no I can't be bored or suffer, not me, I'm too good for that. I'm making assumptions but really. You are going on like a woman.
>Ancient Flareonyou could say it's been around for flar-EONS :)
There is actually not really anything wrong with boredom desu. I've always been annoyed when people say I'm bored desu especially women. "I'm bored, entertain me" stfu.
I wish more 24yo women dressed smartly like her. She doesn't wear anything too sexy. That's how you know she's nice lass.
oh here we go with the ''''non-neurotypicals'''' telling me ASD is the 'male brain' and EUPD is the 'female brain'.heard it all before, mate. i watched the footy last night. i used to drink real ale over wine. i'm just about to shave my beard.those who've never suffered sure seem to know a lot about what not-suffering is like. meanwhile, whenever i meet a fellow sufferer, we both gel immediately. struggle together, that's my motto in life x
>>84855276They should do a WWF collaboration, and have a Rick flareon card.
>>84855304Nobody said anything about eupd or asd. You've just assumed what you need to go off on another self indulgent diatribe.
I bet are wops is watching the world cup. I'd rather go for a fucking walk than sit through that deano sports shit.
>>84855269>>84855275>>84855286weird obsession with boredom and feminity, anon.pray tell, what gender is this poster: >>84829122?
>>84855304When your biggest concern is life is oh waa I get bored and "suffer" so I required free drugs (this just means bored, as well) you've never suffered desu. I've suffered and something as petty/ridiculous as that wouldn't have crossed my mind. That's like something I'd think at 18.
>>84854864They really don't want us to make a big deal about it. He is most certainly a brown man otherwise they would have said he was white. Luckily the lads are too occupied watching the world cup.
>>84855341I would question if even you know what you're trying to convey now. Just the deranged output of a brain turned into mince meat with chemicals because you couldn't handle being "bored" lol. It's like watching them produce that gunk stuff they had on kids TV shows.
>>84855342>That's like something I'd think at 18.hold off on posting here until you get there lad x
wops flappy tits flapping around when england scores
Batty? Battered x
>>84855371That sounds absolutely fucking LUSH x
>>84855341why you referencing a known paedophiles posts? weird that mate.
>>84855371lush lad. imagine being seated and seeing her jump up and down at that angle. corr.
>>84855304Don't know if you've noticed but you post here every minute of the day. If there was some big suffering of your life you would've told us all about it by now. The reality:>i have loads of mates>people have always just been nice to me >i was out at da club >i was living with my long term partners >i was basically a normal bloke (this is good, btw)Oh but wait>umm deep inside ive always felt like im a tad bit more special and i think about things more deeply than your average Joe so actually day to day life for ME is itself a massive struggle yes, nobody else would get thatYeah you are already a self absorbed little man and as a kid you were given internet access (as all people who SUFFERED were lol) which made you even more self absorbed and introspective. Welcome to being a 30something millennial. How long are you planning to go through life thinking your predictable experiences make you special lol.
rethinking my decision to go outside.by the time i shower and my NEET hair dries, it'll be too late for the corner shop (closes at 8 probably because there's a crack den opposite it and they cause trouble).on the other hand maybe i'll feel great and want to go outside SO much i'll go to the big shop that's open until 10.but on the third hand, i.might just be saying this because i've had a few too many Xanax pills + i've been at the zolpidem i REALLY didn't want to touch.quandary.
>>84855416I'm not reading that melty son
>>84855304Put a pin in it. Name top 5 sufferings right now. You won't. You have no sufferings. You have "i think i feel things more deeply than other people hehe". You have egomania. Not suffering.
>>84854842He types like him too.>"He wakes up almost every two hours and have a screaming paddy which takes almost a hour to get him back to sleep xx."
>>84855421Just pretend it's like all the other millions of times you went out to meet your mates, out clubbing etc before you started faking agoraphobia
>>84855376SSM smells like shit. Wops smells like CeX.
Ketmong genuinely believes he's the only one here who "gets it" about life. Every word drips with this weird egomania. He is a strange and probably low key very angry little man. Not surprised allegations have followed him.
I hate read this grim news all day. Just want a nice lass to go to the museum with.
>>84855422i lost track of it at the internet thing. that's such an odd point.we had FreeServe, I've even posted screenshots. the internet wasn't some thing you just had perpetual access to, all the time, like how it is now.but i want him to explain all this, or work it into his point. maybe by NOT having internet access and reading books or playing football, i was ACTUALLY ___________ which further confirms my narcissism.the contorting is funny, but i leave him to the factually incorrect stuff or outright contradictions and he just keeps going. he ends up at inventions like "you don't LIKE cats", somehow, it's amazing.
Rimming Deano mid blowie x
also: two different posters btw.
When those 5'7-8" manlets who think they're "deeper" and more "cerebral" than the hoi polloi feel their ego wounded it is compounded by how they realise they have no physical force to throw around. They know they look cartoonist being angry. They are prone to absolutely chimping out and in the likes of ketmongs case probably playing mind games on lasses and guilt tripping them, going quiet and moody so they feel bad but not explaining it, etc. A small little bite sized man who needs control.
>>84855458Notice how you take one sentence and turn it into this multi paragraph melty as if you've answered what I said. I see through you mate FYI these cheap tricks don't work on me. I'm not the lass who's made them allegations.
>>84855468Sadly those are the people most likely to spread to other off world colonies only tall chads will stay on earth.
>>84855468When mini men attack.
I AM OUT OF FACE SCRUB facial wash will have to suffice x
>>84855458Just think, as DEEP and ESOTERIC as you think you are, perhaps, just hypothetically, imagine you're actually not and I see through you as a quite basic and standard malignant narcissist. Just humour me. Just imagine how silly all your screeds would come off in that case. But-no, of course, I couldn't possibly, and you're always right and always in control. k :)
>>84855325I bet wops loved that woman who was doing that chalk board shite during the half time
Ketmong and mate A popping some zopiclones and mate A giving ketmong a sloppy zloppy (that's a blowjob while being doped up on 10 zopiclones)
Going for a hydration break me.
How shit must your life be if you constantly need to seethe at someone and try and put them down on britfeel
Why won't Ruthmong take shower?
>>84855528I bet she loved the fat arsed female P.E. teacher wearing shorts in school.
>>84855585Takes a lot of time and drying off is a right pain. I feel clean anyway.
it de summer of love xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX86l6ZAe4o
Marrying a Deano might not be for you but it is for me xx
When Midgets Attack
I'm special. I'm my chemical romance. I'm 35.
Why won't Ruthmong post on boards with flags?
>>84855662Point out ruthmong for us
Only the more simple plebs can possibly suffer unto boredom. For me tis a deep despair, an ennui.
if its a depot got t'bite it
Cancer? Really? How passe *yawn*In fact, it would BETTER for me if I was physically ill. Then at least I would feel something... other than the constant... emptiness....And the nurses might hook me up with some morphine. Ha ha ha ha. I'm a drug guy (because I'm deep though) Truly, the real terminal illness is my own mind...my boredoms, my sufferings......you wouldn't get it...
turns out crocodile lad was one of them
Crocodile incident could just be another Jonty Bravery type nutter rather than a wog
>>84855730I've been going through some blood tests recently and my heart sinks every time I log on and see 'normal, no further action' for each one.
i hope he win again
>>84855458Mate you are a joke. It should be obvious what "access to internet" means, it's what it connotes, it's the implications and inferrences that easily follow. Why are you hyper fixating on the exact words as if you're an autistic sped. UMM YES BUT IT WAS FREESERVE IT WAS DIAL UP bro just shut it. Sorry I assumed you actually had a brain. The fact is I am a better writer than you and know more than you and am more perceptive than you which is why you lapse into this inane pedantry as if me or anyone else cares. The malignant mind games on full display, no doubt the same ones you worked on that lass.
Problem for ketmong being a 90IQ internet autodidact dilettante is enough to manipulate average people IRL as he WELL knows. Sorry, doesn't work on me. Rat.
Impossible to sleep in his heat
>>84855805Innit it is
I bet that lass doesn't even have BPD. He's post hoc diagnosed her because you know he's an expert from doing a course. Imagine the mind games he pulled on her and then when she bravely speaks out about it noo she just bpd shes crazy waaaaa dont bully me i have agoraphohia now waaaSlimy manipulative little rat.
Got that lorazepams
>>84855468Ktim but I'm a 6'5 22st obeast. What that make me. Shrek?
I've got that on/off switch agoraphobia. Yeah when I want to go clubbing with my mates it's off. When I've been accused of certain behaviours by a lass and need sympathy points it's on. Ever seen "Click"?
>>84855796>90IQMe? 118, what about you?
Time to take my kek.I am very smart.
time to beat my meat
>>84855376Noticed in Mark in the last 2 months that he looks kind of sick of alcohol. His reactions look forced now, whereas before it looked like he genuinely enjoyed it. Now he just looks miserable when he drinks, like he's only going through the motions because that's all he has left but even that thing he once enjoyed he has no enjoyment left from it
Here's my impression of ketmong manipulating allegationlass on an average day*goes completely silent*"What's wrong? Are you ok?"*sighs* yes. "You're not. What's wrong?"*gazes at wall* nothing. Basically I'm going to do this, like a child, for an hour or so, can EASILY be longer, until she gives me whatever petty little thing it is I want.
>>84855898Famesaggot.
You have to guess what's wrong and make it up to me. I'm worth it. You don't deserve me directly saying. Not after you [inane perceived slight]ed me.
>>84855304Funny thing is you're the one assuming I'm male in the first place.
>>84855913its not rationalis it!!
I've ate all of the salami and pepperoni in the fridge. Gutted now
Mums going to a wedding tomorrow it's taking place in an Italian restaurant for some reason.
>>84855973doubt the actual vowels are in the restaurant
>>84855954Fat gut mong
>>84855954How did you fit in the fridge?
Heat wave about to hit Turkey. Ruthmong will be roasting in his boxroom.
Allegationlass isn't forgotten. Say her name.
bloomin eck that shower took forever. looks like i'll have to go to the big shops while they're still open.got those free ice cream vouchers though, don't I? might as well pick those up (hard work, but someone's got to do it x)
>>84856051go and get that ice cream
>>84856051Get us a cornetto lad
me? sick of it
>still sunny at almost ninehow the FUCK am i meant to get a good nights sleep in these conditions
Cuddling up with Deano this fine Thursday evening oh aye x
Got the house to myself all day tomorrow. Mum went to buy me a pizza from Asda it's a deep dish extra cheesy one, looks lush. Might watch porn with the volume on as well oh aye x
>>8485612530+ yr old man behaving like a teenager. Sad!
>>84856104get some blackout curtains and count yourself lucky you don't live herehttps://www.timeanddate.com/sun/norway/longyearbyen
>>84856077>>84856083cheers friendshave to level with yous though: they're Morrisons Comes and not trve Cornettos.is that okay, lads? one for each of us, one for the seether (he needs the sweet taste of joy in his life x)
Why wouldn't Shippy iron his shirts?
Is HHL really gone forever?
>never had gf>never had sex>never drove a car>never left the country>never gone to a football matchMight as well join the riot lads next time and take out my anger.
jackie chan 4k collection coming out soon and dvdlad isn't around for it. damn.
>>84856164never had onedoes it have choc at bottom of the cone
Axe Wound
Young face of the BBC
Some people are just jealous that I found a Deano and they didn't x
MeToo. Allegationlass isn't alone.
on that pre-shop KFCgrind.
Just hurts to see her weight gain here. I hope she's eating healthier lately. Reckon she has a kebab takeaway every week.
>>84856298newbuild goylounge arse looking background
>>84856298More meat on her arse and baps
life i lost interestnow im an insect
You will never have a Rose girlfriend
You will never insert your inadequate neet cock into her flawless slit
Kekkingham https://youtu.be/oJL-lCzEXgI
Put on a bit of domino dancing oh aye x https://youtu.be/ik2YF05iX2w?is=nOfZ6t0sATee0IgD
Allegationlass suffers while this selfish imbecile goes to KFC.
9 pages of cards put in the binder and catalogued (81 cards)/ Leaving the cool card stuff till the cool card binder turns up.Going to have a spliff, and watch some slop.*wonders if there's any new clarksons farm*
>>84856379What's up mate? General fed upness?
>>84856297Why was it ok for you to treat her like that? Because you're smarter and more sensitive?
Why the fuck is it still daytime fuck this shit
got myself a 1 quid can of iced coffee after i got those 1.70 ice creams for free. pleasant walk home, this.you call this 'outside'? i call it 'easy mode'.
>>84856613They're nice them mate I get them sometimes from farmfoods if they've got them in. Cut your nails please.
>>84856613It's ok you can't be the bad guy because you've got a female friend pickme who hates other women anyway. You've got black friends you can't be racist. Don't worry about it, you're in the right as usual.
>>84856405I did, but she was a couple stone overweight when we went out, that would likely disqualify her from rosehood to you goblins.
>>84856613Were you always a misogynist or is it post-allegations you became the "shes crazy, shes BPD, misandry is the real problem in this world, women get away with everything" guy. My guess? You were always that guy deep down as male manipulator but you only leaned into it that much consciously post-allegations.
Allegationlass has been silenced and gaslit so I'll be her voice against this creep.#ISWAL
Garn get on that shandy now before tonights bumsesh with Deano x
>>84856319That is her old boxroom place (expect some other immigrants have got it now). She moved away and now has a tiny British garden. No more drying clothes indoors and dealing with mould hopefully. Working for a hospice charity wouldn't have been enough for her to afford it by herself. Having a British boyfriend that is career-driven really must've helped secure a better home. Also Turkish women usually have financially successful fathers.>>84856345She won't get too meaty unless she has a sprog, which is very unlikely for her. The bf probably does want a sprog but she is not very sure about it. Once you have a sprog...that's it. Goodbye freedom. She's a cat lady anyway like many Turkish women. I wish her all the best for a prosperous life in my immigrant accepting country.
Has anyone ever taken duloxetine? I'm 2 days in and I want to kill myself
>>84856677Nope, is it a happy pill?
>>84856486I would if I were tall, handsome and had a good career. That's all that matters to women.
>>84856580Yes a new series I think. Starts off a bit grim though because it's the episode where he announces he has aggressive prostrate cancer
>>84856690Yes but I'm taking it for chronic headaches.
>>84856677Taking medication isn't going to improve my life one bit. I will never take medication because only romance can sort my mental health out.
>>84856677Why do asmr roses always raise their hands up like that and make cute faces?
>>84856709I've seen most of it, but the last 2 episodes are on now. Watching the one with the QT birdlass.>>84856710They shouldn't be giving anti depressants for that, IMO, way too bad side effects. Mental Is it helping?
>>84856677Symptoms of duloxetine are >increased risk of suicide>serotonin syndrome>Mania>Lived problems>If used during the later part of pregnancy may increase the risk of bleeding or cause complications for the fetus Sounds great!
>>84856677Wonky eyed rose. She is very short-sighted. I hope it doesn't affect her driving.
If you take medication for "mental health," you are a KEK. It won't sort anything out. You just won't feel. You won't even be able to enjoy masturbation. You will be still be stuck. You are mentally unwell because you are not handsome and you have no chance of making enough money to live an independent life. IT'S OVER.
Happy pills are fun. I took fluoxetine for 3 months, and got permanent tinnitus in both ears as a side effect (stopped taking the pills 6 years ago, and still have the tinnitus), then had a bad time last year, and felt sui or happy pills, and those (fluoxetine) made every dream I have be a dream about fighting for my life or fighting in a confrontation. Cutting down then stopping, but so far, the dreams persist.
>>84856666>Also Turkish women usually have financially successful fathers.don't think they do lad
>>84856754>You just won't feel.Correct, and you use that time to act.No need to take your anger out at being that way on us.
Lot of loonies and non-biological women out in Oxford supporting grooming gangs. Can't really debate them as they just blurt out nazi scum on a megaphone over and over. Mental lot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0bmKT5f7TI
>>84856620>Cut your nails please.will do right now lad. was a bit of a rush going out, original plan was to shave, cut nails, dry hair.no time for that. just went out in pure idgaf mode.point is, i am now the proud owner of Morrisons 4 Mint Chocolate Ice Cream Cones.>>84856757sounds rough, that. good job weaning though. i'm sure more than a couple of us have been bright sparks who decided>i'll just stop fluoxetine cold turkey, how bad can it be?and aye, it's rough.
>>84856798Isnt it funny how male manipulators always have a history of being wronged by "crazy women"?
>>84856762The Turkish ones here are making bank lad.
>You got a press card mate? Not auditors. Please leave.Rude!
>twitter suddenly wants verificationGuess I'm not using that site again.Shit anyway.
>>84856849better for you, this. all silver lining, no cloud.
>>84856798I've had a few different kinds over the years, and probably just stopped the majority and lived in madness for a week, but only fluoxetine (prozac) and sertraline have given me perma side effects.
>>84856754Well arent you just a bungle of flowers
>>84856849I thought Musk hates the UK government. Why is a trillionaire giving in to this tyranny?
Bungle them in
I love my Deano I do x
Going to start an audit channel but don't want them going through my britfeel and pol folder if I am arrested.
>>84856798Silent treatment now is it big man thats what you do when you're angry isnt it? We have to fawn over you and find out what's wrong because you're a special boy with a big upset? You realise I've been with guys like you and you're all the exact same? Do you think I can just read you like a book from words on a screen? I know exactly what you're like, you're not different you're typical.
>>84856865sertraline gave me those mad brain zaps everyone goes on about. and while i was on it, it DID change my thinking. they always say antidepressants 'don't alter your thoughts' or some such, sertraline absolutely did. my internal monologue wasn't quite mine. not hearing voices or anything, not even anything bad/harmful, just little things i'd catch like, '...? that's not how i think. how was that MY thought, my personality?'tinnitus sounds like an absolute pisser mate, i didn't know you could get that from fluoxetine. hope you can adjust if nothing else. my ex had it and he bought some specialist headphones just to play white noise out-and-about. he said it didn't drown the tinnitus out, but it gave him something else to focus on. might be worth trying?
Allegationlass knows. No justice no peace.
Is that AB showing his face at 19:15?
>>84856922Awwww poor you look at all the problems you've had :(( any comment on your victim? Is it still she's a crazy bitch and you didn't do anything?
Would suck on her brown boobies
>>84856918but you're a gender critical TERF, what if you were actually with women and you didn't even realise?
>>84856922The fluoxetine had the best effect, but I thought stopping it would stop the tinnitus. It's not as annoying now, but the first few years were quite tricky to come to terms with.
>>84856922You are a pathetic excuse of a "man" and you are a selfish manipulative creep who puts his "boredom" and "suffering" as the worst atrocities of this world while you have no empathy for your victims youve left behind. You are also a half faggot, you are a gay man, not fully, but you're not straight, but guys like you are so egotistical you think you DESERVE women anyway even though you're not a real man, so you get involved in our lives and cause the worst kind of dramas because you're not a man you're a resentful faggot, and you hate women like all gays. Said my piece. #ISWAL
Stand up to racism lads. Haha. These mongs protesting think they will make a difference.
>>84856955Vermin
>>84856971Too right, hate those lefty maniacs, they're so uncivilised.
Refugees are welcome here (except in my quaint middle class area).
SPAM! It's the besthttps://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag
>>84856955You dont get to abuse women and then just brush over it and talk about KFC. I have no doubt she wasnt the first just the first time you got caught.
Stand up to nonces
>>84856971it's strange because if the idea is it's P.E.-style bullying (which i'm sure it will have been when non-whites first entered league football), lads in the changing rooms going,>oi, you! <slur>! howzabout <stereotype>? hahahasurely the bullies will just switch to something else. they'll still be the same teenage-to-twentysomething lads in changing rooms. what if a bloke has a big nose or a small willy?>well, as long as i'm not being RACIST...
Weird how actual decency guys don't have these long tales of woe about "crazy women" behind them. Just the creeps who think its like this common experience. No accountability.
>>84857018More thought you've put into this one retarded post than you've ever given to your victim.
You don't have a press card you can't be at my protest!! Fascist!
>Weird how actual decency guys don't have these long tales of woe about "crazy women" behind them. >Just the creeps who think its like this common experience. >No accountability.Saying it louder for the creeps in the back x
heheh i roped a gender critical TERF into calling a non-binary person a she/her woman (which she accepts, btw, or did when i knew her).you've got to laugh in life x
>>84857044You could have corrected the typo.
>>84857048Irrelevant if shes still a female biologically she deserves sympathy for being poisoned by gender ideology but more than anything she deserves sympathy and care what you did to her. Mad that you think that's the biggest issue here. Well, not mad, coming from you, but disgusting.
>>84857011just now learning there are other spam flavours> Spam ChorizoShiiiiiiiit. I want that
spider on my bathroom doorframenot HUGE huge, but big enough to be startling. hasn't moved yet. don't just want to get it on a sheet of paper in case it then crawls onto me, WHAT DO???
It gets better. Its some poor vulnerable lass who got roped into "non binary" and whatnot. I can just imagine this creep working out she's an easy target, broken and wants to be loved and he's still having a laugh about it all now. You are actually disgusting.
>>84857076Glass over the top of it, trap the spider, slide a piece of paper so it covers the top of the glass. Put glass correct way and take outside to release the spider.
>>84857069damn that does sound tempting.dunno what all the cured meats are, just different spices or what? but chorizo is LUSH and spam is a bit shit. but something between sausage and a pate, chorizo-flavoured? ooo aye now THAT has potential.
>>84857090probably the best trick. bathroom window opens horizontally all the way, i don't want to just fling a glass outside (but it's tempting).reckon i might be able to do this, get it on the paper, then coax it off the paper and outside. don't want to just litter from a high-up flat, basically.brb
>>84857091sounds like something i could very easily cook with noodles egg cheese when I'm lazy
Im sure he had it all mapped out, do his usual performance, if she ever speaks out, she's a gender freak, she's clearly crazy, she's "BPD"! BPD, very rarely being a real thing in some cases sure, but 99% of the time today just the modern version of labelling women hysterical.
> I've drunk the best part of a bottle of champagne today - wearing my excellent glasses watching live US open golf on sky sports golf via sky stream on my tv in home
You just know the rat ketmong has a "Dark Pessenger" inside him like Dexter.
>>84857122Sure you'll feel much better if you show us yer tits love.
Garn beddingtons soon but first I need to peel off my nappy x
Humidity is off the fucking WALL! 70 percent, won't go down. Well, it is pissing down outside. Still! KINNEL! WARM AND MUGGY! I HATE BEING A BRIT!
>>84849241samealthough i don't agree musk will make it to space any more so than Katy Perry and those lot did
>>84857125who is this man and what happened to him
Mums just lost her tom ford perfume she's not happy right now x
>>84857134literally watching that shit now on itv init
Went cinema saw Obsession. Its shit
Sweaty fannies
>>84857141I'll feel better when abusers are behind bars
>>84857122what if someone just has a diagnosis of BPD, you become pals, and they tell you "i have a diagnosis of BPD"?what if they're even the ones who cry and say they didn't want the (very confused) bloke to come after you (nobody did, everyone present agreed he was wrong, including him, who stopped short of the actual attack because there were police around and he also didn't know what had happened). and it was only because "i have BPD and i flipped, i didn't really want that"?we're in some double-DARVO territory here, anon-kun. luckily i have complete chat logs and i am more than happy to share them with the police (which includes admissions on my end of supplying drugs).if you've been there, you've been there. but it's not a workable situation. it's certainly not "winnable" if you care about "winning". inaction makes it worse, action makes it WAY worse, including action with the intent of avoiding one another.that's the best i can say. i did go to the police in the end. i left it too long and even for something as cut-and-cry as "possessing a knife" (having previously stabbed someone), with text and photographic proof, admitting both the possession and the stabbing, the officer told me the statue of limitations had passed.there you go, there's some details. situation i'm glad is over, almost everyone who knew both sides "took mine" because she'd hurt a lot of people (socially). i didn't know what hell i was walking into, and there are aspects of that which still hang around to this day.again: court case? would be mint. would gladly turn over the evidence, and take my own crimes on the chin.
>>84857204I have wondered why that's got so popular. Doesn't look that interesting.
>>84857125Since when does Timmy drink alcohol?
>>84857216Doctors can be just as bad yes. I'm sure this is really fascinating your long slander of the woman you victimised all from your side where you're just a little innocent timid shy boy who did nothing and she's the crazy psycho. I'm sure you just get involved in these situations by complete accident in fact you're the victim really aren't you? Yeah. NOT READING THAT. Cheers.
>>84857210Yeah those muslim lads have a lot to answer for.
Mental how it's big hand just after 11 little hand almost 1/4 way round the clock face. Feels later.
>>84857261Don't lie to us, bud. We know you can't read a clock.
>>84857267You don't read a clock you maniac, you just look at it.
People who eat plain salted pork worry me, its a vehicle for sauce for me, for frying and putting with other things. I wouldn't dare eat plain Spam without crisping it in a hot pan first.People who eat plain spam are mentalists, simple as.That said, I wouldn't know about the different SPAM editions, because a tin of it is nearly four frigging quid, an entire meal from spoons. I buy the own brands, they're identical.
>>84857278>SPAMCooking this shit smells so bad, nasty American slop
>he only looks at a clockoh my days, zoomers can't read a clock and it 4x lush
>>84857220It wasn't. Slow, predictable and boring. Plus it was very loud. Like sudden loud noises.. A LOT.I give it, one star.
Never tasted SPAM before. Is it nice? Do you cook it or put it in a sandwich?
>>84857320It's lovely, I can't describe the taste but it's LUSH x
New edish for the lids >>84857364
